About Dani


Cynical optimist. Uppity bitch. Rump shaker. Money maker. Enigma extraordinaire. Penguin enthusiast. Food evangelist. Lipstick extremist. Titty connoisseur. Motorboat champion. Easily distracted. Not easily impressed. Certified potty mouth. Unapologetically vulgar. Classy as fuck.

I'm here to read and have fun. You're more than welcome to be a part of that if you'd like. But please be aware that I'm unavailable for anything more than friendly chat. Camp out in my friend zone at your own risk...just make sure you're good at rationing your resources. Seriously...if you wanna be my friend just be my friend. But that 'friend with ulterior motives' bullshit is for the birds. If you say what you mean and mean what you say, then you're fine in my book (with exceptions, of course).

*Disclaimer: Whatever my current avatar may be is NOT me. It's NEVER me. Most likely it's some gorgeous girl with amazing hair, or Beyoncé in a pair of chaps and a sexy white bodysuit wrangling a conspicuous looking penguin. It may even be a pair of flashy panties. Whatever the case may be, the avatar most definitely is not me.*

Danielle Algo
Relationship Status:
In a Relationship with roymunson101
A little bit of this, and a whole lot of that.
Favorite Books:
Give me anything suspenseful and/or romantic and I doubt I'll put it down. Oh, and erotica of course *wink-wink*.
Favorite Authors:
Jane Austen, Mark Twain, Stephen King, and everything in between.
Favorite Movies:
Happy Feet, Finding Nemo & Disneynature: Oceans are my ALL TIME fave movies. I'm also really into time period movies (Pride & Prejudice, Amadeus, Gone With the Wind, etc.) I can attempt to type them all, but it'd be a rather fruitless endeavor.
Favorite Music:
Everything from classical to hip-hop....except metal, I hate it.


Date Joined:
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Topic: Donald Trump is exhausting me....
Posted: 15 Jan 2017 16:00

Just relax.

He won't even serve one full term.

Topic: donald trump for president
Posted: 15 Jan 2017 06:05

Don,t be nasty. Don,t forget if it wasn,t for us you,d still be living in wigwams or should that be teepees.

How gross. You're entitled to being stupid on this site.

Being a racist piece of shit, however, is intolerable.

Topic: What are you Complimented most for ??
Posted: 06 Jan 2017 15:35

Hair, face, lips, legs, cooking/baking.

Topic: Dana White, Donald Trump, and the Coming Change in the GOP
Posted: 04 Jan 2017 11:46

Donald Trump is going to create the implosion needed to destroy the GOP from the inside out.

Holy shit. Something on which we finally agree.

I don't think it'll be destroyed per se, but he may cause some significant damage.

Topic: Choose your favourite high heels!
Posted: 31 Dec 2016 16:57

A couple of years or so ago, I was very much into the platform pumps, especially the platform Mary Jane look like the Bana.

While that style will forever hold a special place in my heart, these days the entire first column is more my style (with the exception of the Piou Piou as it looks like a glorified kitten heel).

Topic: I AM
Posted: 31 Dec 2016 10:28

I am so content.

Topic: New Year's Resolutions - What's Yours?
Posted: 31 Dec 2016 07:18

I don't really have any resolutions, just affirmations for myself and things I've already begun to do but would like to do more/better, and that's to have better boundaries and to stand firmly in them. These include the boundaries I set for myself and the ones I set for others.

I'd also like to do better at reflecting on the good things that have happened to me so that I can manifest even better things. While I'm on the subject, I'd like to be better at claiming and acknowledging the good things I want for myself without attaching it to some warped sense of "hoping for the best and expecting the worst" which can be overall attributed to a fear of failure. In reflecting on past successes, I succeeded because I wanted to and didn't leave room for doubt. I'd like to carry that more into all the things that I do, whether it be my career, my schooling, or my relationships/friendships.

Speaking of friendships/relationships, I want to do better at spending time with them. I also want to be. Enter at trusting what they say instead of searching for a hidden meaning or waiting for the other shoe to drop. I give love unconditionally, so I should also accept it instead of questioning, especially when it comes to my partner. That man loves the everliving fuck out of me simply because he can. I don't have to question it.

Also, I love my body. I'm in awe of the way it looks and the things that it can do. I'm also really beautiful and have a great smile. In 2017 and beyond, I won't venture into or dwell in any frame of mind that makes me feel otherwise, and I will do so without needing confirmation from others.

Finally, I need to cook more. Not just as a means to an end, but just for the enjoyment factor. I didn't do that nearly as much as I wanted to this year.

Topic: 1001 reasons why Scandinavia is almost as cool as Canada (for Noll)
Posted: 30 Dec 2016 20:58

31. Scandinavia is the only country in the world that's spelled S-C-A-N-D-I-N-A-V-I-A.

Topic: 1001 reasons why Canada is the coolest country in the world.
Posted: 30 Dec 2016 20:52

181. Canada has a secret underground laboratory in Sudbury, Ontario. It's designed for the study of neutrino and dark matter physics. It's the deepest clean laboratory in the world dedicated to this type of work, and was built in a mine to avoid interference from environmental and solar radioactivity.

Topic: i really like lush but they are now playing politics and locked my threads because I support Trump
Posted: 30 Dec 2016 18:52

Does that apply to unlocking them (after another mod locked them) and posting off topic too? Which you did in a recent think tank thread.


Although if I'm not mistaken, in the thread to which you're referring, after I unlocked the thread, my only off-topic post was a response to your final post to me to let you know how relieved I was to be moving on from the off-topic conversation we were having at the moment as my interest lied in political commentary.

I'm afraid I'll have to be doing something similar here. Generally (and frankly) speaking, conversing with you in any realm isn't something I particularly enjoy, especially when it's off topic. So if there are any other burning questions you may have that aren't in relation to this thread, you may direct them to my inbox, although it may take a while for me to address them. I'm typically busy during the holidays. Thanks in advance for your understanding.

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I'm So Bad at This...

I feel them in my chest, Clawing their way through my throat Until they finally reach the tip of my tongue And that's where they stay. Don't ask me what they are Let me show you. Take the kisses from my lips And wrap them around you Let them sip from your cup Until it runs dry. The pounding in your ears Is the song of my soul. You won't hear it in whispered words, But in every gasp...

Added 19 Sep 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 26 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 2,868 | 22 Comments

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