About Dani

Biography

Cynical optimist. Uppity bitch. Rump shaker. Money maker. Enigma extraordinaire. Penguin enthusiast. Food evangelist. Lipstick extremist. Titty connoisseur. Motorboat champion. Easily distracted. Not easily impressed. Certified potty mouth. Unapologetically vulgar. Classy as fuck.



I'm here to read and have fun. You're more than welcome to be a part of that if you'd like. But please be aware that I'm unavailable for anything more than friendly chat. Camp out in my friend zone at your own risk...just make sure you're good at rationing your resources. Seriously...if you wanna be my friend just be my friend. But that 'friend with ulterior motives' bullshit is for the birds. If you say what you mean and mean what you say, then you're fine in my book (with exceptions, of course).

*Disclaimer: Whatever my current avatar may be is NOT me. It's NEVER me. Most likely it's some gorgeous girl with amazing hair, or Beyoncé in a pair of chaps and a sexy white bodysuit wrangling a conspicuous looking penguin. It may even be a pair of flashy panties. Whatever the case may be, the avatar most definitely is not me.*

Name:
Danielle Algo
Sex:
Female 
Age:
28
Sign:
Pisces
Relationship Status:
In a Relationship with roymunson101
Orientation:
Bisexual
Location:
Interests:
A little bit of this, and a whole lot of that.
Favorite Books:
Give me anything suspenseful and/or romantic and I doubt I'll put it down. Oh, and erotica of course *wink-wink*.
Favorite Authors:
Jane Austen, Mark Twain, Stephen King, and everything in between.
Favorite Movies:
Happy Feet, Finding Nemo & Disneynature: Oceans are my ALL TIME fave movies. I'm also really into time period movies (Pride & Prejudice, Amadeus, Gone With the Wind, etc.) I can attempt to type them all, but it'd be a rather fruitless endeavor.
Favorite Music:
Everything from classical to hip-hop....except metal, I hate it.
Website:
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25 Dec 2010
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Friends:
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Followers:
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Days on Site:
10
Forum Posts:
7,569
Stories:
1
Badges:
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Topic: Is pubic hair making a comeback?
Posted: 05 Jan 2018 14:08

Mine does a couple of weeks or so after a wax.

Topic: My Friend is a flat earther
Posted: 26 Dec 2017 09:33

Does he believe Mars is round? If so, why?

Topic: Lush women, hugging a busty woman?
Posted: 18 Dec 2017 16:37

I hug them extra hard in the hope that my tits will feel insecure and grow overnight.

Same.

Topic: Do MOST women respond to lavish spending, gifts, and materialism? If so, how is this affected by ot
Posted: 18 Dec 2017 09:20

Since you clarified that by 'respond' you mean 'put out', I'll answer from that angle.

It depends on who you're asking. If you asked an escort or a sugar baby, or any woman who makes it a point to have sex with men for money, lavish gifts, etc., then yes.

Does this apply to most women? No.

With that being said, when my boyfriend buys me nice things, I fuck him. When my boyfriend does a nice thing for me that doesn't involve spending money, I fuck him. He makes me feel safe, secure, and insanely happy, and makes it that much easier for me to get out of bed every morning. He's also compassionate, considerate, and thoughtful, and he expresses that in many ways, and one of those ways is buying and/or doing nice things for me. Therefore, I fuck him. A lot.

I 'respond' to the thought behind these acts, and not the acts themselves, if that makes sense. I also reciprocate in other ways, like getting him gifts or doing nice things for him. And he, in turn, fucks me.

I've had guys buy me things or offer to buy me things, and I wasn't moved at all. So for me, it depends on who's doing the giving, and why. I don't accept (or give) lavish gifts without sentiment.

But that's my perspective based on my experiences that shaped what I do/don't like or respond to.

No woman here can tell you what 'MOST' women respond to when it comes to lavish gifts and materialism. They can only answer for themselves.

Topic: Is there anyone who thinks this tax reform is actually a good idea?
Posted: 10 Dec 2017 15:31



My comments were meant to illustrate what I feel is the absurdity and outrageousness of taking any human life, even those in the womb. They were meant to also illustrates that we as humans really need to decide what it's truly moral and who gets to decide.
Unborn children get no representation in a court of law. If the standard is the first day of life then who's to say that it won't become 12 ,35 or 60 at some point in a futuristic society…….

As the mother of adopted children I think,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Oh ….! Never mind ,,,
It really doesn't matter what I think. Those are my words and feelings ….. Sorry to outrage those who fail to see my intent…. Have fun twisting them to your satisfaction….
This is a tax discussion and my tax dollars count and so does every human life….. I resent them being used to promote death in the birth canal ….That's all ………..


BTW,,, please don't lecture me me about being an adult…Also,, I don't hate liberals,,, I don't even dislike them… I wish the favor was returned.

Thank you for your acquiescence.

Topic: Is there anyone who thinks this tax reform is actually a good idea?
Posted: 10 Dec 2017 11:38

BTW.. I'm very supportive of Planned Parenthood and liberal abortion of their young. I believe they should be allowed to abort their children up to age 12… I'm sure the drug and crime rates would drop dramatically. I also believe the organization should extend
( court ordered of course ) Psychosurgery and spaying to anyone using their services more than once…We'd save billions in long term taxes…..

Evaluate your posts. Consider the outrageous remarks that contribute nothing to the debate or does nothing to further or foster a meaningful conversation. Consider the animal comparisons and the pictures of bloody animals. Consider the suggestion of killing 12-year-olds to reduce crime. Then consider how that makes you and your opinions appear.

You hate liberals or their viewpoints, at the very least. That's fair. Voice that as often as you see fit.

However, suggesting that they murder children up until the age of 12 is pretty heinous. Any further posts along this vein will be removed.

You're an adult. Conduct yourself as one. Please and thank you.

Topic: Gay Sex
Posted: 08 Dec 2017 11:52

Jesus Christ.

Topic: People being in multiple chatrooms
Posted: 29 Nov 2017 18:16


I have actually been in a room where I was the 29th person in the room. And I do believe that while mods in a room are reflected in the number, they do not count towards the 25 limit in the room, though I could be wrong about that.

Mods do count towards the 25 limit.

Topic: Do you have a dog or a cat? Both?
Posted: 25 Oct 2017 06:12



I just want to say that I love the names of your goldfish. <img src="/images/emoticons/fish.gif" alt="fish">

They're the best! They get excited when they see me, like little water puppies.

Topic: Do you have a dog or a cat? Both?
Posted: 24 Oct 2017 07:01

I love cats, but I'm allergic to them. It doesn't stop me from playing with my friends' cats, though.

I don't have a dog just yet, but I plan on adopting one soon once my schedule eases up a bit and I have enough time to devote to the little guy (or gal).

I currently have two goldfish named Ebb and Flo. They've been alive well past their expectancy, and that makes me happy.

I had a blue betta fish named Justin Timberlake (long story), and he lived well past his expectancy as well, but sadly he is no longer with us.

I'm actually gonna get a couple more bettas within the next week or so.

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Stories Published By Dani All Stories »

I'm So Bad at This...

I feel them in my chest, Clawing their way through my throat Until they finally reach the tip of my tongue And that's where they stay. Don't ask me what they are Let me show you. Take the kisses from my lips And wrap them around you Let them sip from your cup Until it runs dry. The pounding in your ears Is the song of my soul. You won't hear it in whispered words, But in every gasp...

Added 19 Sep 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 24 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 3,172 | 22 Comments

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