About Dani
Biography

Cynical optimist. Uppity bitch. Rump shaker. Money maker. Enigma extraordinaire. Penguin enthusiast. Sleep connoisseur. Food evangelist. Lipstick extremist. Titty fanatic. Motorboat champion. Easily distracted. Not easily impressed. Certified potty mouth. Unapologetically vulgar. Classy as fuck.



I'm here to read and have fun. You're more than welcome to be a part of that if you'd like. But please be aware that I'm unavailable for anything more than friendly chat. Camp out in my friend zone at your own risk...just make sure you're good at rationing your resources. Seriously...if you wanna be my friend just be my friend. But that 'friend with ulterior motives' bullshit is for the birds. If you say what you mean and mean what you say, then you're fine in my book (with exceptions, of course).

*Disclaimer: Whatever my current avatar may be is NOT me. It's NEVER me. Most likely it's some gorgeous girl with amazing hair, or Beyoncé in a pair of chaps and a sexy white bodysuit wrangling a conspicuous looking penguin. It may even be a pair of flashy panties. Whatever the case may be, the avatar most definitely is not me.*

Name:
Danielle Algo
Sex:
Female 
Age:
26
Sign:
Pisces
Relationship Status:
In a Relationship with roymunson101
Orientation:
Bisexual
Location:
Interests:
A little bit of this, and a whole lot of that.
Favorite Books:
Give me anything suspenseful and/or romantic and I doubt I'll put it down. Oh, and erotica of course *wink-wink*.
Favorite Authors:
Jane Austen, Mark Twain, Stephen King, and everything in between.
Favorite Movies:
Happy Feet, Finding Nemo & Disneynature: Oceans are my ALL TIME fave movies. I'm also really into time period movies (Pride & Prejudice, Amadeus, Gone With the Wind, etc.) I can attempt to type them all, but it'd be a rather fruitless endeavor.
Favorite Music:
Everything from classical to hip-hop....except metal, I hate it.
Website:
Twitter
Statistics
Date Joined:
25 Dec 2010
Page Viewed:
40,393 times
Friends:
162
Followers:
40
Days in Chat:
12
Days on Site:
30+
Forum Posts:
6,066
Stories:
1
Badges:
10
Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted: 03 Jul 2015 16:23

http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-12/21/22/enhanced/webdr11/anigif_enhanced-buzz-28196-1419219074-4.gif

Topic: Make up...why?
Posted: 03 Jul 2015 16:17

A you-tuber makes a no-makeup video in response to her 100,000th comment.

It's a powerful video, well worth watching.

That's crazy.

And this isn't even one of those drastic, you don't even look like the same person, makeup transformations.

Wasn't even a marked difference between her face with/without makeup. People can be so damn cruel.

Topic: Keeping Your Mouth Shut or Speaking what is on your mind.
Posted: 03 Jul 2015 15:50

I err on the side of keeping my mouth shut. Perhaps to a fault.

I used to be that way. But my livelihood/career path kinda demands that I don't do that. I've really had to learn to step outside of myself and just tell people that some shit just isn't okay. And I've learned to incorporate that into other aspects of my life. It's uncomfortable, and it can be very mentally/emotionally taxing, especially for someone like me who would just rather shut down in the face of conflict, but it's definitely worth it.

I have also learned to pick my battles. If all it's gonna do is waste time and energy that could be spent elsewhere, then it's really not worth it.

And if I find myself in a situation where I have to ignore the battle for the time being, I just bide my time until I know I'll win the war. It all comes out eventually. And when it does, you'll regret not saying anything.

I just stick to my guns, and I never let anyone dictate how a circumstance should make me feel or convince me that their own feelings in regards to a situation are more valid than my own. If that requires speaking up, I do so. And if it requires shutting up, I do that too.

Topic: Moderator of the Month for June
Posted: 01 Jul 2015 09:21

See Katie? Good things happen to those who show me boobs. Do you believe me now? DO YOU?!

In all seriousness, I couldn't be happier. You totally deserve it, Katie.

Great choice you guys!

Topic: What is the most Rediculous post you have seen on here
Posted: 27 Jun 2015 18:36

One time this guy created a thread and spelled ridiculous with an 'e' while encouraging us to point out others' ridiculous posts.

Topic: Bad Habits
Posted: 27 Jun 2015 13:59

I get really antisocial at times. It comes and goes, but my antisocial phases last longer each time.

I'm a home body and very introverted, although I've kinda broken out of that by forcing myself to go out and have a good time.

I'm very busy during the week, so my weekends (when everyone wants to hang out the most) are my time to kick back and bake, read, watch Netflix, etc. I love having people over. I don't mind having gatherings at my place and I love impromptu visits from friends (close ones). But when it comes to getting me outta the house, it can be really difficult at times.

I haven't always been this way, but I'm beginning to enjoy solitude. I love vacationing and traveling, but it's just really difficult for me to arrange hangout time with friends. I've been called out so many times for this, and I'm getting better at being more social.

My friends miss me and I miss them. But there are times when I try to find any excuse not to hang out with them.

Topic: Friend Requests and Profiles
Posted: 27 Jun 2015 13:19

I'm not picky about who I accept as friends, so I accept pretty much any request when I receive it. There's nothing on my profile that's so sacred that it can't be seen by everyone, so I don't make a big to-do about accepting people's friend requests.

I don't really look at profiles until after I accept a friend request...and that's if I remember to go back and check. If something on their profile creeps me out or gives me a bad vibe, I just delete them.

And if they irritate me at any point, I just delete them. It's a very non-complicated process.

And no, I don't have a criteria for what someone should have on their profile.

If they have a full profile, great. If not, no big deal.

Topic: Moderator of the Month Hall of Fame
Posted: 27 Jun 2015 11:42

Keep in mind that just because one moderator per month gets this honor, it doesn't mean that only one moderator per month deserves this honor.

I'm not a part of the process in terms of giving out this award, but just from what I see, I know for a fact that it's not an easy decision to make each month. So many people give so much of themselves to make this site such a unique, thriving place. And it's always above and beyond the (voluntary) call of duty.

I'm happy to volunteer my free time here. And I'm even happier to be a part of a team of people who feel the same.

So keep up the great work guys!

And to everyone here, thanks for making it so worthwhile.

Topic: US Supreme Court rules YES to gay marriage nationwide
Posted: 26 Jun 2015 10:57

This is great news!

Such a happy time. I'm elated, as well.

Topic: Pizza: Settle a disagreement!
Posted: 25 Jun 2015 08:16

Definitely burnt.

It's almost acceptable, if not for the crust and the burnt pepperoni.

And you most definitely couldn't eat the leftovers the next day. There's no reheating that.

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Stories Published By Dani
I'm So Bad at This...

I feel them in my chest, Clawing their way through my throat Until they finally reach the tip of my tongue And that's where they stay. Don't ask me what they are Let me show you. Take the kisses from my lips And wrap them around you Let them sip from your cup Until it runs dry. The pounding in your ears Is the song of my soul. You won't hear it in whispered words, But in every gasp...

Added 19 Sep 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 26 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 2,381 | 24 Comments

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