About Dani

Biography

Cynical optimist. Uppity bitch. Rump shaker. Money maker. Enigma extraordinaire. Penguin enthusiast. Food evangelist. Lipstick extremist. Titty connoisseur. Motorboat champion. Easily distracted. Not easily impressed. Certified potty mouth. Unapologetically vulgar. Classy as fuck.



I'm here to read and have fun. You're more than welcome to be a part of that if you'd like. But please be aware that I'm unavailable for anything more than friendly chat. Camp out in my friend zone at your own risk...just make sure you're good at rationing your resources. Seriously...if you wanna be my friend just be my friend. But that 'friend with ulterior motives' bullshit is for the birds. If you say what you mean and mean what you say, then you're fine in my book (with exceptions, of course).

*Disclaimer: Whatever my current avatar may be is NOT me. It's NEVER me. Most likely it's some gorgeous girl with amazing hair, or Beyoncé in a pair of chaps and a sexy white bodysuit wrangling a conspicuous looking penguin. It may even be a pair of flashy panties. Whatever the case may be, the avatar most definitely is not me.*

Name:
Danielle Algo
Sex:
Female 
Age:
28
Sign:
Pisces
Relationship Status:
In a Relationship with roymunson101
Orientation:
Bisexual
Location:
Interests:
A little bit of this, and a whole lot of that.
Favorite Books:
Give me anything suspenseful and/or romantic and I doubt I'll put it down. Oh, and erotica of course *wink-wink*.
Favorite Authors:
Jane Austen, Mark Twain, Stephen King, and everything in between.
Favorite Movies:
Happy Feet, Finding Nemo & Disneynature: Oceans are my ALL TIME fave movies. I'm also really into time period movies (Pride & Prejudice, Amadeus, Gone With the Wind, etc.) I can attempt to type them all, but it'd be a rather fruitless endeavor.
Favorite Music:
Everything from classical to hip-hop....except metal, I hate it.
Website:
Twitter
Facebook

Statistics

Date Joined:
25 Dec 2010
Page Viewed:
50,762 times
Friends:
154
Followers:
43
Days in Chat:
0
Days on Site:
30+
Forum Posts:
7,344
Stories:
1
Badges:
12

Latest Forum Posts More forum posts »

Topic: Of what do I speak? Hard riddle.
Posted: 19 May 2017 12:33



I was gradually warming to his argument, but in the end I just couldn't see it! <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/baglady.gif" alt="Fugly">

Katie...

Topic: Of what do I speak? Hard riddle.
Posted: 19 May 2017 11:10

Oh my God...did someone really delete their account because they couldn't convince total strangers that elements are invisible? In the trivia section of the forums of a sex stories site, no less?

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Topic: What are you listening to right now?
Posted: 17 May 2017 15:44

Mask Off - Future

Topic: which food can you SIMPLY NOT ABIDE?
Posted: 29 Apr 2017 15:43

Papaya

Topic: If your teddy bear suddenly could talk...
Posted: 25 Apr 2017 20:38

But Honeydipped...if you cut his tongue out, he wouldn't be able to lick your honey anymore.

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Topic: What's your idea of good foreplay?
Posted: 25 Apr 2017 12:52

When he sticks his thumb in my butt.

Topic: Daring
Posted: 25 Apr 2017 12:48

I wore this top to a flea market and nearly caused a riot...


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LOL.

Topic: The best sexual advice you'd give a younger you.
Posted: 25 Apr 2017 12:45

If he asks to stick his thumb in your butt, make sure he licks it first (butt or thumb, doesn't matter).

Topic: If your teddy bear suddenly could talk...
Posted: 25 Apr 2017 12:44

Creepy.

Why's it gotta be a teddy bear?

Topic: Ever fallen in love with someone you can't have?
Posted: 25 Apr 2017 12:43

Fallen in love? Nah.

I have become emotionally attached to someone who's emotionally unavailable.

Falling in love (for me, at least) requires some level of reciprocation. I wouldn't invest those kinds of feelings in someone who couldn't return them.

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Stories Published By Dani All Stories »

I'm So Bad at This...

I feel them in my chest, Clawing their way through my throat Until they finally reach the tip of my tongue And that's where they stay. Don't ask me what they are Let me show you. Take the kisses from my lips And wrap them around you Let them sip from your cup Until it runs dry. The pounding in your ears Is the song of my soul. You won't hear it in whispered words, But in every gasp...

Added 19 Sep 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 26 | Avg Score 4.54 | Views 2,982 | 22 Comments

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