About Dani
Biography

Cynical optimist. Uppity bitch. Enigma extraordinaire. Penguin enthusiast. Sleep connoisseur. Food evangelist. Lipstick extremist. Titty fanatic. Motorboat champion. Easily distracted. Not easily impressed. Certified potty mouth. Unapologetically vulgar. Classy as fuck.



I'm here to read and have fun. You're more than welcome to be a part of that if you'd like. But please be aware that I'm unavailable for anything more than friendly chat. Camp out in my friend zone at your own risk...just make sure you're good at rationing your resources. Seriously...if you wanna be my friend just be my friend. But that 'friend with ulterior motives' bullshit is for the birds. If you say what you mean and mean what you say, then you're fine in my book (with exceptions, of course).

*Disclaimer: Whatever my current avatar may be is NOT me. It's NEVER me. Most likely it's some gorgeous girl with amazing hair, or Beyoncé in a pair of chaps and a sexy white bodysuit wrangling a conspicuous looking penguin. It may even be a pair of flashy panties. Whatever the case may be, the avatar most definitely is not me.*

Name:
Danielle Algo
Sex:
Female 
Age:
26
Sign:
Pisces
Relationship Status:
In a Relationship with roymunson101
Orientation:
Bisexual
Location:
Interests:
Pinky promises, penguins, reading, dolphins, cartoons, garlic cheddar biscuits, sea horses, swimming, rock-climbing, dancing, caves, starfish, science, eating, reading, aquatic life, SHOPPING, cupcakes, sea shells, pixie sticks, Disney Fairies, ginger ale, old newspaper articles, shoes, hair curlers, jellyfish, tarnished jewelry, bright colors, bubbles, candles, dressing rooms, cheetos, NAIL POLISH, mangoes, pineapples, green apples, music, coconut oil, mascara, hair bows, sunblock, lab reports, telephone booths, cramped spaces, bubble wrap, sailing, powdered donuts, polka dots, cuddles, argyle, kisses, girl scout cookies, hugs, sundresses, wedged shoes, bunnies, ZUMBA!
Favorite Books:
Give me anything suspenseful and/or romantic and I doubt I'll put it down. Oh, and erotica of course *wink-wink*.
Favorite Authors:
Jane Austen, Mark Twain, Stephen King, and everything in between.
Favorite Movies:
Happy Feet, Finding Nemo & Disneynature: Oceans are my ALL TIME fave movies. I'm also really into time period movies (Pride & Prejudice, Amadeus, Gone With the Wind, etc.) I can attempt to type them all, but it'd be a rather fruitless endeavor.
Favorite Music:
Everything from classical to hip-hop....except metal, I hate it.
Website:
Twitter
Statistics
Date Joined:
25 Dec 2010
Page Viewed:
38,559 times
Friends:
159
Followers:
40
Days in Chat:
12
Days on Site:
30+
Forum Posts:
5,716
Stories:
1
Badges:
10
Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Alice Dreger
Posted: 17 Apr 2015 09:46

Sounds about right for sex-ed in the US.

It doesn't even have to be medically accurate in a great number of states in the US.

Just toss out a bunch of manipulated stats and some 'just say no' propaganda and you're good to go.

The sad thing about that is that instead of horror stories about holes in condoms effectively scaring kids into not having sex, they'll just opt out of using condoms because the message is 'Clearly they don't work, so why bother using one?'

Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 17 Apr 2015 06:18



I spoke to Gav about this and, basically, no. It's horrible forum code that no one wants to touch.

Well, shit.

I do know Gav hates fucking with this thing, though. But it was worth a shot.

Topic: The little things that please you
Posted: 16 Apr 2015 17:11

Warm thermals in the winter.

Clean, fresh linens.

The sweet, minty rush in a Mojito.

Someone noticing small things about me...and therefore recognizing how the tiniest changes indicate that something's wrong or off.

Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 16 Apr 2015 16:02

Callum brought this up before, but I'd love it if every time I deleted a post, it didn't resolve to the first page of a thread.

It gets tedious when removing multiple posts within a thread to have to go back and search for where I first began removing posts.

Topic: Announcing our "This is Hardcore" Story Competition, $200 First Prize!
Posted: 14 Apr 2015 18:07

Did I win yet, or nah?

Topic: People being in multiple chatrooms
Posted: 11 Apr 2015 13:20

Shameless plug:

The 25 capacity restriction does not affect Gold Members. I know it's not listed in the perks, but I've tested it myself and know for a fact that if a room is full to capacity (25 members), a Gold Member will still be able to get in, and it'll be reflected in the numbers (i.e. 26 members in currently in the room).

Topic: The Walking Dead
Posted: 10 Apr 2015 19:53



Hmm... I could swear we've seen them siphoning gas from cars on various episodes - especially at that highway gridlock just before they lost Sophia in season two. I assume finding gas at this point would mostly be a stroke of luck, but yeah - they don't really touch on it much anymore.

Their companion series "Fear the Walking Dead" is starting sometime this summer (same premise, early in the zombie apocalypse, but on the west coast and with a different core group of characters). I'm not sure how successful it will be, but I think it'll be fun to check out. And you can watch this one without fear of spoilers! :)

You're such a die-hard Walker fan.

You should work for one of those sites that does episode reviews.

Topic: Dear Lelo Customer Service...
Posted: 10 Apr 2015 19:06

Totally understand the frustration. However, we have no way of knowing whether or not Lelo even browses these forums, or how often.

You might do better actually sending this to their customer service department...as well as posting it to their FB feed so it can serve its desired purpose (for Lelo customers to see your experience).

As far as any other general frustration or steam you need to blow off, might I suggest the Rage Cage? dontknow

Topic: The Gun Control Debate Thread.
Posted: 10 Apr 2015 10:56

Well this thread has gone to shit.

Fun Police time.

http://thefunpolice.homestead.com/TFB_BADGE_CHIEF_COPY1-WHITECutout.gif

Topic: Fraud / Cyberstalking / Safety Online
Posted: 10 Apr 2015 08:49

Bump - please don't come complaining to either myself, or any of our admin staff, if you don't follow this guideline, and things go wrong, there's nothing we can do about it if you've chosen to give out your personal details:

Don't give out any personal information about yourself or anyone else.

Sure, there are instances when you may want to meet up with other members, but even at that point, I'd be very hesitant about giving out any details other than your first name and mobile number.

Because another bump doesn't hurt.

Please remember that Lush is not responsible for what happens once you divulge your private information to another .

We can only go so far as to assure that such information isn't shared publicly (outside of private messages or any other format not visible to the public), within the site (Lushstories.com), of course.

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Stories Published By Dani
I'm So Bad at This...

I feel them in my chest, Clawing their way through my throat Until they finally reach the tip of my tongue And that's where they stay. Don't ask me what they are Let me show you. Take the kisses from my lips And wrap them around you Let them sip from your cup Until it runs dry. The pounding in your ears Is the song of my soul. You won't hear it in whispered words, But in every gasp...

Added 19 Sep 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 26 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 2,251 | 24 Comments

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