About Dani
Biography

Cynical optimist. Uppity bitch. Rump shaker. Money maker. Enigma extraordinaire. Penguin enthusiast. Food evangelist. Lipstick extremist. Titty connoisseur. Motorboat champion. Easily distracted. Not easily impressed. Certified potty mouth. Unapologetically vulgar. Classy as fuck.



I'm here to read and have fun. You're more than welcome to be a part of that if you'd like. But please be aware that I'm unavailable for anything more than friendly chat. Camp out in my friend zone at your own risk...just make sure you're good at rationing your resources. Seriously...if you wanna be my friend just be my friend. But that 'friend with ulterior motives' bullshit is for the birds. If you say what you mean and mean what you say, then you're fine in my book (with exceptions, of course).

*Disclaimer: Whatever my current avatar may be is NOT me. It's NEVER me. Most likely it's some gorgeous girl with amazing hair, or Beyoncé in a pair of chaps and a sexy white bodysuit wrangling a conspicuous looking penguin. It may even be a pair of flashy panties. Whatever the case may be, the avatar most definitely is not me.*

Name:
Danielle Algo
Sex:
Female 
Age:
27
Sign:
Pisces
Relationship Status:
In a Relationship with roymunson101
Orientation:
Bisexual
Location:
Interests:
A little bit of this, and a whole lot of that.
Favorite Books:
Give me anything suspenseful and/or romantic and I doubt I'll put it down. Oh, and erotica of course *wink-wink*.
Favorite Authors:
Jane Austen, Mark Twain, Stephen King, and everything in between.
Favorite Movies:
Happy Feet, Finding Nemo & Disneynature: Oceans are my ALL TIME fave movies. I'm also really into time period movies (Pride & Prejudice, Amadeus, Gone With the Wind, etc.) I can attempt to type them all, but it'd be a rather fruitless endeavor.
Favorite Music:
Everything from classical to hip-hop....except metal, I hate it.
Website:
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Date Joined:
25 Dec 2010
Page Viewed:
49,587 times
Friends:
158
Followers:
40
Days in Chat:
0
Days on Site:
30+
Forum Posts:
7,210
Stories:
1
Badges:
12
Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Should there be a maximum age at which a person can be put on trial?
Posted: 05 Dec 2016 17:37

What a ridiculous notion.

Sure, let's just let people age out and get away with shit. /sarcasm

Topic: How do I tell a friend that I want to have sex with her?
Posted: 04 Dec 2016 17:12

It's really simple.

You: Hello female friend that is a female, would you engage in coitus with me?
Friend: Yes
You: *commences to engage in coitus with your friend*

Alternate ending:

You: Hello female friend that is a female, would you engage in coitus with me?
Friend: No
You: *does not commence to engage in coitus with your friend*

Fin

Topic: Curious and really wanting to experiment with my sexuality. What do you think?
Posted: 04 Dec 2016 17:06

Could mean that you're gay or bi. Or perhaps you just fall somewhere on the spectrum, you know?

If differentiating means that much to you, just keep exploring and see where you end up. In the meantime, just enjoy it.

Topic: i really like lush but they are now playing politics and locked my threads because I support Trump
Posted: 04 Dec 2016 11:10

I look forward to hearing more opinions on this.

As far as the locked threads: As a paying member of this site, and on behalf of e very other member who may have an opinion or a point of view that a moderator doesn't agree with, or who might defend someone from getting attacked by those who the moderator might happen to be friends with, I request the following information:


1. What rule did my threads break that justified them being locked?
2. Why weren't other threads and people blocked who broke the same "rule?"
3. Which moderator was it exactly who decided it would be a good Idea to sift through all of my threads and lock them because he/she wanted to attack me for my point of view?
4. What can we do to insure that other good hearted, fair-minded, paying customers do not face similar prejudicial treatment and are not targeted by possibly self righteous, closed minded, underhanded and vindictive moderators?

Aww man, this is gonna be fun. I haven't had to deal with one of these in quite some time. Here goes:

1. What rule did my threads break that justified them being locked?

Our forum posting guide can be found here . There's this clause that I particularly enjoy about respecting other users. Yeah, you're not very good at that. (Cuck-cervatives was at the forefront of my mind as I typed that. Thought you should know.)

2. Why weren't other threads and people blocked who broke the same "rule?"

I'm not sure what you mean by 'people blocked' but, I'll address your bit about other threads not being locked. Locking/deleting threads is discretionary. I don't speak for all moderators, but it's really not something I enjoy doing. Telling other adults to behave as such is also something I don't enjoy doing. But I digress. Sometimes, instead of having a thread deleted or locked, members will be asked to calm it down or play nice. If it's made clear that it just won't happen, a thread will be shut down either by it being locked or in more extreme cases, deleted. In the case of your threads, the very titles themselves were inflammatory invitations to just shit all over any opinion that didn't align with yours.

3. Which moderator was it exactly who decided it would be a good Idea to sift through all of my threads and lock them because he/she wanted to attack me for my point of view?

Me. Although it wasn't an attack on your point of view like the two (2) threads of yours that I locked.

What can we do to insure that other good hearted, fair-minded, paying customers do not face similar prejudicial treatment and are not targeted by possibly self righteous, closed minded, underhanded and vindictive moderators?

Simple, really: Follow the rules. And remember, if a thread is locked or deleted, it's not because of the content (unless it's content that's not allowed on Lush), but the presentation of said content.

In summation: Your threads weren't locked because you support Trump. They were locked because of the vitriolic way you went about attacking anyone who disagreed. Your posts were barely coherent, didn't really have a point, and I'm surprised the foam coming from your mouth didn't saturate the screen of my laptop.

The Think Tank is a place for political discourse and all the other heavier discussions that don't belong in the 'Does your dick glow in the dark?' sections of the forum. While I understand that debates get heated, outright attacks and making disparaging remarks for the sake of doing so will not be tolerated. We've made that stance quite clear in the Lush Terms of Service, to which you agreed when you created your account here.

Thanks for playing.

Topic: i really like lush but they are now playing politics and locked my threads because I support Trump
Posted: 04 Dec 2016 10:38

Censorship is a kind of grey area in my opinion but if you are going to be a total dick about something and not give respect then why else shouldn't the thread be locked. Discussing politics are fine until it becomes ugly and hateful towards others.

Bingo.

Topic: christmas
Posted: 27 Nov 2016 09:42

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that non-believers who celebrate Christmas do so because they want to.

Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 26 Nov 2016 12:26



https://38.media.tumblr.com/f47223e71af591b307e523a2ea65e325/tumblr_inline_o56fdwlSxZ1qeb618_500.gif

Tits or GTFO, Callum!

Topic: Mature Wife Modesty
Posted: 26 Nov 2016 08:48

Two things:

1. Women's bodies and their perceptions of their bodies change. A lot. Well, people in general. But I digress. Aging takes a toll on the psyche and self-esteem. You may think she's perfect, but she may be thinking about that extra wrinkle that wasn't there a year ago. Factor in giving birth and the toll it takes on the body, and all types of external messages she may be receiving. Self-consciousness is a bitch. Be sensitive to that.

2. I'm sure you're gonna get lots of helpful (and perhaps not so helpful) insight in the replies to come. However, none of it will compare to actually talking to your wife about how she's feeling.

Topic: Haiku...Lushly speaking
Posted: 26 Nov 2016 08:42

No more leftovers!
Today I shall have a steak
And really good wine

Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 26 Nov 2016 08:38

I'm not sure if I've suggested this before, but here goes: Titties.

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Stories Published By Dani
I'm So Bad at This...

I feel them in my chest, Clawing their way through my throat Until they finally reach the tip of my tongue And that's where they stay. Don't ask me what they are Let me show you. Take the kisses from my lips And wrap them around you Let them sip from your cup Until it runs dry. The pounding in your ears Is the song of my soul. You won't hear it in whispered words, But in every gasp...

Added 19 Sep 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 25 | Avg Score 4.52 | Views 2,837 | 22 Comments

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