About Dani

Cynical optimist. Uppity bitch. Rump shaker. Money maker. Enigma extraordinaire. Penguin enthusiast. Sleep connoisseur. Food evangelist. Lipstick extremist. Titty fanatic. Motorboat champion. Easily distracted. Not easily impressed. Certified potty mouth. Unapologetically vulgar. Classy as fuck.

I'm here to read and have fun. You're more than welcome to be a part of that if you'd like. But please be aware that I'm unavailable for anything more than friendly chat. Camp out in my friend zone at your own risk...just make sure you're good at rationing your resources. Seriously...if you wanna be my friend just be my friend. But that 'friend with ulterior motives' bullshit is for the birds. If you say what you mean and mean what you say, then you're fine in my book (with exceptions, of course).

*Disclaimer: Whatever my current avatar may be is NOT me. It's NEVER me. Most likely it's some gorgeous girl with amazing hair, or Beyoncé in a pair of chaps and a sexy white bodysuit wrangling a conspicuous looking penguin. It may even be a pair of flashy panties. Whatever the case may be, the avatar most definitely is not me.*

Danielle Algo
Relationship Status:
In a Relationship with roymunson101
A little bit of this, and a whole lot of that.
Favorite Books:
Give me anything suspenseful and/or romantic and I doubt I'll put it down. Oh, and erotica of course *wink-wink*.
Favorite Authors:
Jane Austen, Mark Twain, Stephen King, and everything in between.
Favorite Movies:
Happy Feet, Finding Nemo & Disneynature: Oceans are my ALL TIME fave movies. I'm also really into time period movies (Pride & Prejudice, Amadeus, Gone With the Wind, etc.) I can attempt to type them all, but it'd be a rather fruitless endeavor.
Favorite Music:
Everything from classical to hip-hop....except metal, I hate it.
Date Joined:
25 Dec 2010
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Breast orgasms
Posted: 30 Jul 2015 06:51

My breasts have never had an orgasm.

Oh my God.

Topic: Lush's Security Certificate Error
Posted: 29 Jul 2015 22:24

Does it matter if you hit the over "ride key" and over ride it. Because I did, also the "go any way"

I read this wrong on so many levels.

Topic: Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted: 29 Jul 2015 15:51

Really sweet, and she always has great avatars.

Topic: cheating and living with that
Posted: 29 Jul 2015 15:49

I also agree, but when I talk to some women, I realized it is not easy for them to end the relationship (marriage) especially if they have kids.

Well that I can't speak to, being that I'm neither married nor do I have kids.

I do hope that if I were to ever find myself in that situation as a married woman with kids, I'd have the guts to either end it or work things out as opposed to cheating.

Topic: Your Worst Blind Date?
Posted: 29 Jul 2015 14:22

WOW!! a load of posts have been removed here..Ive told admin

They already know. As well as who removed them (me).

Topic: What's Your Current Mood.
Posted: 29 Jul 2015 14:11


Topic: Comfort in significant other arms
Posted: 29 Jul 2015 14:07

It's pretty much the most important thing (to me) in a relationship.

There's trust and intimacy that goes along with that comfort.

Topic: The Rage Cage
Posted: 29 Jul 2015 13:16

So sick of the 'woe is me' nonsense.

Everything that's happened to you thus far is a direct result of your own actions. How can every single one of your problems be the fault of someone else? When are you gonna own up to your own bullshit and accept the fact that you're not as great of a person as you think you are/pretend to be? You're not a victim, you're a perpetrator.

You've been going on this way since long before I reached adulthood, and the fact that it still continues is nothing short of pathetic.

I'm done trying. I officially give up on you.

Your act is a tired one. Seek help.

Topic: Your Worst Blind Date?
Posted: 29 Jul 2015 12:26

Yeah. Sorry bout that. I thought after I'd posted, "nah, she'd never go out with someone who had a comb-over".


I was like, 'Comb-over? She should really fucking know better.' laughing9

Topic: What would you do if you found out your husband or boyfriend had sex with other men, Honest answers please Ladies....
Posted: 29 Jul 2015 12:24

What is there to do, really?

Bisexuality isn't a turnoff (for me). And unless we all go into relationships as virgins, then we all bring previous partners to the table.

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Stories Published By Dani
I'm So Bad at This...

I feel them in my chest, Clawing their way through my throat Until they finally reach the tip of my tongue And that's where they stay. Don't ask me what they are Let me show you. Take the kisses from my lips And wrap them around you Let them sip from your cup Until it runs dry. The pounding in your ears Is the song of my soul. You won't hear it in whispered words, But in every gasp...

Added 19 Sep 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 26 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 2,397 | 24 Comments

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