Cynical optimist. Uppity bitch. Rump shaker. Money maker. Enigma extraordinaire. Penguin enthusiast. Sleep connoisseur. Food evangelist. Lipstick extremist. Titty fanatic. Motorboat champion. Easily distracted. Not easily impressed. Certified potty mouth. Unapologetically vulgar. Classy as fuck.I'm here to read and have fun. You're more than welcome to be a part of that if you'd like. But please be aware that I'm unavailable for anything more than friendly chat. Camp out in my friend zone at your own risk...just make sure you're good at rationing your resources. Seriously...if you wanna be my friend just be my friend. But that 'friend with ulterior motives' bullshit is for the birds. If you say what you mean and mean what you say, then you're fine in my book (with exceptions, of course).*Disclaimer: Whatever my current avatar may be is NOT me. It's NEVER me. Most likely it's some gorgeous girl with amazing hair, or Beyoncé in a pair of chaps and a sexy white bodysuit wrangling a conspicuous looking penguin. It may even be a pair of flashy panties. Whatever the case may be, the avatar most definitely is not me.*
My breasts have never had an orgasm. Oh my God.
Does it matter if you hit the over "ride key" and over ride it. Because I did, also the "go any way" I read this wrong on so many levels.
Really sweet, and she always has great avatars.
I also agree, but when I talk to some women, I realized it is not easy for them to end the relationship (marriage) especially if they have kids. Well that I can't speak to, being that I'm neither married nor do I have kids.I do hope that if I were to ever find myself in that situation as a married woman with kids, I'd have the guts to either end it or work things out as opposed to cheating.
WOW!! a load of posts have been removed here..Ive told admin They already know. As well as who removed them (me).
It's pretty much the most important thing (to me) in a relationship.There's trust and intimacy that goes along with that comfort.
So sick of the 'woe is me' nonsense.Everything that's happened to you thus far is a direct result of your own actions. How can every single one of your problems be the fault of someone else? When are you gonna own up to your own bullshit and accept the fact that you're not as great of a person as you think you are/pretend to be? You're not a victim, you're a perpetrator. You've been going on this way since long before I reached adulthood, and the fact that it still continues is nothing short of pathetic. I'm done trying. I officially give up on you.Your act is a tired one. Seek help.
Yeah. Sorry bout that. I thought after I'd posted, "nah, she'd never go out with someone who had a comb-over". Egg-sactly. I was like, 'Comb-over? She should really fucking know better.'
What is there to do, really?Bisexuality isn't a turnoff (for me). And unless we all go into relationships as virgins, then we all bring previous partners to the table.
I feel them in my chest, Clawing their way through my throat Until they finally reach the tip of my tongue And that's where they stay. Don't ask me what they are Let me show you. Take the kisses from my lips And wrap them around you Let them sip from your cup Until it runs dry. The pounding in your ears Is the song of my soul. You won't hear it in whispered words, But in every gasp...
Added 19 Sep 2013 | Category Love Poems
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