About Dani
Biography

Cynical optimist. Uppity bitch. Rump shaker. Money maker. Enigma extraordinaire. Penguin enthusiast. Food evangelist. Lipstick extremist. Titty connoisseur. Motorboat champion. Easily distracted. Not easily impressed. Certified potty mouth. Unapologetically vulgar. Classy as fuck.



I'm here to read and have fun. You're more than welcome to be a part of that if you'd like. But please be aware that I'm unavailable for anything more than friendly chat. Camp out in my friend zone at your own risk...just make sure you're good at rationing your resources. Seriously...if you wanna be my friend just be my friend. But that 'friend with ulterior motives' bullshit is for the birds. If you say what you mean and mean what you say, then you're fine in my book (with exceptions, of course).

*Disclaimer: Whatever my current avatar may be is NOT me. It's NEVER me. Most likely it's some gorgeous girl with amazing hair, or Beyoncé in a pair of chaps and a sexy white bodysuit wrangling a conspicuous looking penguin. It may even be a pair of flashy panties. Whatever the case may be, the avatar most definitely is not me.*

Name:
Danielle Algo
Sex:
Female 
Age:
27
Sign:
Pisces
Relationship Status:
In a Relationship with roymunson101
Orientation:
Bisexual
Location:
Interests:
A little bit of this, and a whole lot of that.
Favorite Books:
Give me anything suspenseful and/or romantic and I doubt I'll put it down. Oh, and erotica of course *wink-wink*.
Favorite Authors:
Jane Austen, Mark Twain, Stephen King, and everything in between.
Favorite Movies:
Happy Feet, Finding Nemo & Disneynature: Oceans are my ALL TIME fave movies. I'm also really into time period movies (Pride & Prejudice, Amadeus, Gone With the Wind, etc.) I can attempt to type them all, but it'd be a rather fruitless endeavor.
Favorite Music:
Everything from classical to hip-hop....except metal, I hate it.
Website:
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Statistics
Date Joined:
25 Dec 2010
Page Viewed:
48,538 times
Friends:
164
Followers:
41
Days in Chat:
0
Days on Site:
30+
Forum Posts:
7,178
Stories:
1
Badges:
12
Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Resemble van Gogh? Douglas Coupland wants you
Posted: 23 Jun 2016 18:45

FINALLY!

I knew my bushy red beard couldn't be for naught.

Topic: how do you work your pussy?
Posted: 23 Jun 2016 18:41

Girls, when you get the urge how do you get yourself off? Do you start rubbing around and build up a bit or go to town hard ?

Yes.

Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 21 Jun 2016 19:08

I've run some numbers, and this site doesn't have nearly as many titties as it did when I first joined.

We're down one titty per two members.

Can we fix that please?

Thanks.

Topic: What's for dinner tonight?
Posted: 20 Jun 2016 17:47

Turkey pesto panini with basil pesto, beefsteak tomato slices, red onion, and fresh mozzarella, served with two large Claussen pickle spears on the side.

Not sure what I did to deserve something so delicious, but goddamn it was amazing.

Topic: Whispering in chat rooms. Permission or not?
Posted: 19 Jun 2016 21:55



There's a setting for that? We need to find it.



Well, being that this thread exists, it seems you already have. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/icon_smile.gif" alt="icon_smile">

Topic: Whispering in chat rooms. Permission or not?
Posted: 19 Jun 2016 19:14


I've just seen another profile with "do NOT whisper to me in chat rooms without asking me first".

Seriously? You're in a chat room on an adult site and you don't want people whispering? Gonna get all indignant because someone dared to? You want someone to openly say "can I whisper dirty nothing's in your ear?"

Does anyone else think this is being a bit precious?



It can get problematic.

My assumption is that people have had problems with people whispering to them if it gets to a point where it's something that needs to be advertised in their profile.

And Gav only recently made it possible to block whispers from individuals as opposed to having to block all whispers from non-friends.

And no, it doesn't hurt to ask. People ask all the time. Common courtesy and all that.

It's just a preference, and I try not to get my tits in a twist over other people's preferences. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/dontknow.gif" alt="dontknow">

Topic: Why are attractive guys so boring?
Posted: 12 Jun 2016 21:33

Some people in general just suck at the whole talking thing.

I don't think being attractive (and in this context I mean it in just a physical sense) and being a great conversationalist are mutually exclusive.

Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 12 Jun 2016 21:21

Not sure if this has been suggested before (I really haven't taken the time to wade through the first 115 pages), but here goes:

Would it be possible to enable a "go to first unread post" feature in the forum pages? Right now, it's either start from the beginning of the thread or go to the last post. I know that some bb programs allow this, but don't know if the program here would support it.

Thx for the consideration.

I like this a lot!

Gav hates digging into the forum coding/software too much because he didn't create it, so I'm not sure about feasibility.

I do know that little red you see next to someone's name takes you to their latest post, which in turn is the latest post in that particular thread, so perhaps it could be taken a step further to just take you to the latest unread post in the thread, period.

Topic: The Rage Cage
Posted: 12 Jun 2016 20:58

Dear self,

What have you gotten yourself into this time?

Your over-achieving/overreaching is gonna be the end of you.

Fuck you until the end of July.

Topic: Who are your favorite kickass female leads in a movie?
Posted: 12 Jun 2016 20:42

Meryl Streep as Clara del Valle in House of Flying Spirits, which is based on one of my favorite books. Although I was disappointed to see all of that rich Chilean culture white-washed in the film version, Meryl Streep did justice to the portrayal of one of my favorite characters from the book.

Not exactly an ass-kicking role, but definitely powerful in its own right.

And of course there are all the obvious roles in the action-packed films that I could list all night...


And also Callisto in her role in 'Which Improvements or Features Would You Like to See Added?'

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Stories Published By Dani
I'm So Bad at This...

I feel them in my chest, Clawing their way through my throat Until they finally reach the tip of my tongue And that's where they stay. Don't ask me what they are Let me show you. Take the kisses from my lips And wrap them around you Let them sip from your cup Until it runs dry. The pounding in your ears Is the song of my soul. You won't hear it in whispered words, But in every gasp...

Added 19 Sep 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 28 | Avg Score 4.58 | Views 2,692 | 25 Comments

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