I'm a naughty European girl with a soft exterior and a dark centre. I have a vivid imagination and love to express it in English, which is the sexiest language in the world when you get it right. I enjoy exploring my own sexuality, which is very much the lesbian side of bisexual, but I'm not shy when it comes to guys either. My preference is to be in control, though I'm no dominatrix. Rather I prefer to overwhelm others with what sensuality I have. Someone recently told me that I have a little bit of 'twinkly magic' in me. I like to think so.I am primarily here to write. I don't do chatrooms and I don't cyber.My stories feature sexy and masculine yet sensitive men who often take subordinate roles. My female characters are either precocious young vixens, or sophisticated, predatory older women. I love to tease in my stories, experimenting with different writing styles and genres. Many of my stories are based on my wild college and university days and my all girl parties.My stories are sometimes based on real life scenarios, partly supplemented by my wicked imagination. I spend huge amount of time writing and consequently have written a lot stories. I will be the first to admit, that my earlier stories are not my best and yet a few remain my favourites. I like to think there is always room for improvement and no matter how hard I try, I always see faults in my own stories and things I could have done differently. I strive for perfection. Ultimately, If I can make you hard or make you wet, I consider that a compliment.Danielle June 2014
This is all part of the narrative surrounding Islamophobia. As AEP said, there are already limited Sharia councils in the UK, but there is no way that this is going to supersede statute.Also, wearing the niqab is entirely cultural and not specifically Islamic. D x
Is it just me, or is this actually quite shocking? It doesn't say the World's Most Beautiful White Women, but the World's Most Beautiful Women and there's not one non-European!!! What about Lauren London, Bre Scullark, Ciara or Rihanna! Ciara has to be in the top 10 and is certainly more beautiful than some of the 'official top 10.' And to try and justify their list, Cosmo make up some hunkum bunkum about it being scientific. Scientific my bum!http://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/a63214/worlds-most-beautiful-women/D x
I don't cycle but this makes sense!http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3743239/Why-Olympic-cyclists-DON-T-wax-bikini-lines-Pubic-hair-protects-against-saddle-soreness.html
My usual official protest is hereby declared. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/sign12.gif" alt="sign6"> Starting with question #4: Winston Churchill could easily whip David Cameron's ass. Why did they make little Davy Cameron move next door? Question #5: King Zog is a way cooler name than Pope John Paul II. I bet King Zog can dance and even sing R&B. I rest my case.Question #6. The only birds in Wisconsin are when they give someone the middle finger. It should be Kentucky for being the only landlocked state on that list. Virginia and North Carolina border the Atlantic, while Wisconsin, Illinois and Indiana border the Great Lakes. Kentucky is landlocked, but does make a lot of moonshine whiskey.Question #7: Who would want to be named Galapagos Penguin? You'd get nicknamed Pagos. Rockhopper Penguin is a cool name, even Emperor Penguin is cool.Question #9: I sure would hate for my banana to drupe. Who wants a drupy banana?Question #10: I had sex with chick named Sherry. We'd been drinking Chardonnay. Buz, you make me giggle! I love your protests <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/drunken_smilie.gif" alt="drunken"> D x
i think i was a great quiz. Well done! Thanks x
Look at each section below and say which is the odd one out, and why. I'll write a flash erotica story for the winner! Well... I define brand much like the rest of the English speaking world does.Brand (noun) a type of product manufactured by a particular company under a particular name.That would mean Guinness is the only one that is actually a brand. Guinness is a brand of Irish ale. After thinking about this and taking into account what MF said, I believe the proper thing to do is to award the prize to Blueeyes2 as he got the proper correct answer. I knew what I meant but got it a bit mixed up #quizgateD x
Well... I define brand much like the rest of the English speaking world does.Brand ( noun ) a type of product manufactured by a particular company under a particular name.That would mean Guinness is the only one that is actually a brand. Guinness is a brand of Irish ale. Champagne isn't a brand but Dom Pérignon is. Dom Pérignon is a brand of champagne. You pointing out sherry is similar to cognac or champagne in that it needs to be made in a certain region only fortifies my point that it's not a brand since any company can slap their brand or label on a sherry as long as it follows the rules of how it's produced. I had already stated that twice (with cognac and champagne) but I didn't want to beat you over the head with it, but yes, you pointed out that sherry is also not a brand, it's a fortified wine made in or near Jerez, not a brand Plus Chardonnay isn't specific to a region. You can grow Chardonnay anywhere and call it Chardonnay. It originated in Bordeaux but it does not need to be grown there. Chardonnay grapes are grown all over the world and made into wine. That wine varietal is Chardonnay then you put a label on it with a specific name for your Chardonnay and that would be the brand. I mean you can say your interpretation of 2+2 is 5 but when you're running a contest you should probably use 4.But it's your contest so you can make up your own answers. But at least one of your "winners" answered Guinness which is the right answer even though his reasoning is off. It's still the right answer. But again it's your contest so you can make up whatever answers you want. But they aren't correct in this specific one and it changes the outcome. But again, it's your contest and nothing serious is at stake. Hmmm... I might have to declare this question null and void because it's open to too much interpretation. Well spotted.D xP.S. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/kickbutt.gif" alt="kickbutt">
Hmmm... I think you screwed this one up Danielle. Chardonnay, for example, isn't a "brand" it is a varietal. Sherry isn't a brand either. It's a fortified wine that comes in many brands or labels.Cognac isn't a brand either. It's a variety of Brandy made in Cognac, France in a very specific way using certain grape varietals. Same with Champagne (must be made in Champagne, France in a certain way with certain grapes)The answer should be Guinness because that is the only one that is a brand.I guess absinthe can be the answer too but not because it is not a brand but because it contains wormwood. But really the answer should be Guinness because it would be the most correct because absinthe also comes in many brands or labels. Depends how you define brand. Maybe could have found a better word but they are not just generic liquors. They are specific to a region or place or in the case of a Guinness, a traditional brand. Sherry isn't just fortified wine, it has to be made in the vicinity of Jerez. Anyway if you don't like the answers you can go stick em where the sun don't shine!<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/bootyshake.gif" alt="bootyshake"> D x
And the answers...I've awarded one point for a correct answer and one point for a correct reason Look at each section below and say which is the odd one out, and why . I'll write a flash erotica story for the winner! 1 St. Paul JacksonMontpelierLincolnNew YorkRichmondRaleighTopeka New York Only location that isn't a State capital 2 TinBronzeIronMagnesiumGoldSilver Bronze - Not an element (mainly an alloy of copper and tin) 3 Tiger WoodsDustin JohnsonJustin RosePhil MickelsonRory McilroyAngel Cabrera Phil Mickelson - never won US Open 4 Winston Churchill Margaret Thatcher Dennis Thatcher Gordon Brown Sarah Brown David Cameron David Cameron - never lived in 10 Downing street (lived in 11 Downing Street) 5 Rita OraPope John Paul IIMother TeresaKing ZogElvana Gjata Pope John Paul II First language not Albanian (Polish) 6 IndianaIllinoisKentuckyNorth CarolinaVirginaWisconsin Wisconsin - only State whose State Bird is not Northern Cardinal (American Robin) 7 King penguinGalapagos PenguinEmperor PenguinRockhopper PenguinAdélie PenguinGentoo Penguin Galapagos Penguin Only species of Penguin to naturally occur in Northern hemisphere 8 FreezerFridgeDishwasherMicrowaveToasterFood blenderWashing machine Dishwasher Not invented by a man (was invented by Josephine Cochrane) 9 PeachBananaCoconutCherryMango Banana Not a drupe (it's a berry) 10 ChampagneSherryGuinnessCognacAbsintheChardonnay Absinthe - not a brand Rules The judge's decision (i.e.) me, is final <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/readsmallprint.gif" alt="Read it"> The deadline to have your answers (in this thread) is 15th August, 2016I retain the right to confiscate Katie's pantiesIn the event of a tie, a tie breaker/spanking will be used to decide the winnerDanielle X There's a three way tie with three members on 7 points:RegnadkcinMixedupkarenBlueeyes2I'm not writing three stories, so I will devise a tie-breaker.Watch this space
granted, they look prize winning to me... errr wait you said marrows, not melons.:-" i wish i could touch danielle's melons.<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif" alt="Embarassed"> Granted but as you touch, Lush brings in a one-off no fondling rule and you thrown in the cooler <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/drunken_smilie.gif" alt="drunken"> I wish I lived by the beach
It was a hot, late summer morning. The breeze from the gulf stream, rose off the cliffs at Polbain just taking the sting out of the sunshine. This part of Scotland was beautiful at this time of year, as the red deer grazed on the edges of the woodlands and the occasional Golden Eagle drifted over towards a distant eyrie. It had been a while since Lisa and Holly had had any proper girl time,...
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Martina sat on a kitchen stool, polishing the cutlery, as she listened to the gentle hum of the washing machine. It was a Saturday morning and she had got up early to make up for taking the previous day as a holiday. She hadn’t dressed properly, as she had expected to be alone, and had put her hair in two loose bunches and thrown on a pair of grey shorts and a white vest. She had been...
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Martina waited at the railway station, sitting on the bench by the hanging baskets where the comings and goings of the morning commute was under way. Each person was an anonymous blur, out of focus as she stared into space, until the occasional fit-looking guy grabbed her attention. She was in the UK for the first time, having flown in from the Czech Republic and was taking a gap year from...
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The evening breeze, wafting over orange blossom Mixed with the aroma of blackcurrant leaves The birds and the bees, in midst of garden’s bosom A gift for you, a spray of freshly-cut sweet peas The thyme and the rosemary, oregano and tarragon A herbarium of love, a sweetly scented verse Words crafted for you, my lovely paragon Written ere the day ends, and sealed in a purse Give me...
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It was going to be another scorching day. It was a Friday and like every Friday we got to knock off early. I had planned to sit in my garden with a long glass of something and soak up the rays after anointing my skin with my factor ten thousand lotion. Being so blonde, I had to be careful but it was gearing up to be so hot, I had to rethink. The college had their week off for the late...
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Danny They say a change is as good as a rest, but I’m not sure how appropriate that is, when it comes to the gym. Until the other day, I had never missed my twice weekly sessions. Keeping fit is a way of life for me and I like to do plenty of cardio, mixing it up with a few weights. So when I had to switch to a Tuesday, owing to an emergency plumbing job, I was a bit miffed. I’m...
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Little yellow trumpet, Defiant lest frost encroaches Garden whore, lemon strumpet Nodding gaily, as spring approaches Narcissus, you vainly watch Through my window – a looking glass In your bed, she’s another notch Smiling petals, as bold as brass Betwixt the snowdops and the crocus Your amber glow is the last to fade ‘Tis your one and only duty… Keeping watch over bluebell glade So...
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I watch the waves crash against the rocks, feeling the spray on my face, It's nice to stand here, to listen and contemplate in this deserted place. The sky is blue and grey, the sea reflecting its angry stare like a mirror, A flock of ducks haunt the waves, drifting, waiting - a lonely flotilla. My thoughts turn to you, my dear friend and love in so many tales, Come with me to this...
Added 19 Dec 2015 | Category Love Poems
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I want to play with you I want to make you hot I want to dance for you I want to hit the spot Sexy sway of my hips I want to be a tease A single lick of my lips I only want to please Pearly button gently pops I give a knowing glance Satin skirt slowly drops You’re aching in your pants Flaunting like a little slut How naughty can I be Shaking my perfect butt I know you want...
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‘Oh sky of fire!’ The promise, the wonder, The shepherd’s desire, neither hail nor thunder. Amber and ochre, The fairie’s lights, A Turner landscape that delights the eye. You and me, Our souls, in the dusk reposed, The glow of autumn love, in my heart enclosed. We share a moment, A second’s bliss Ere sulphur orb is by the land eclipsed We take the time, To drink in its light,...
Added 21 Sep 2015 | Category Love Poems
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