Forum posts made by daniellex

Topic rules rules rules
Posted 05 Nov 2016 01:06


bless you!

Topic Sluts
Posted 04 Nov 2016 13:35

I don't think there is anything wrong with calling someone a slut in the right context. When it's used as a slur, it's no better or worse than any other term of abuse.

I don't get the connection with Neanderthals.

Topic The UK might not be leaving Europe after all
Posted 04 Nov 2016 12:50

So, yesterday the High Court ruled that the UK government can't trigger article 50 without the consent of parliament. Article 50, for those who don't know is the mechanism by which a country leaves the EU.

I been talking to my Granddad about this, cos he knows about all this political stuff and he thinks that UK might remain in the EU after all.

If I've got it right, the situation is this:

Nobody in government or any of the grey suits in the civil service ever expected that the UK would vote to leave. Because of that, when we did, there was no plans in place, no strategy or framework to expedite our leaving. We're already five months after the referendum and nothing has happened. Even before Article 50 is invoked, there will need to be negotiations as to what the UK want in a post EU world. That will need to be debated and voted on. The chances are, the majority of MPs will be anti-Brexit, which means any bill to leave the EU will be un-ratified and lead to a constitutional crisis. This could mean we'll have an early General Election, except that's not down to the Prime Minister after Nick Clegg changed the law.

So, assuming the government gets the Queen's approval to dissolve parliament, which could itself be tricky, it would be down to the major parties to have Article 50 as a manifesto pledge. That might be what most voters want, but it would be highly unpopular with MPs and also be difficult to encompass among all the other stuff, like the economy, law and order and the National Health service. It would also be politically damaging if the incoming government is tasked with negotiating Article 50 and all that, if they end up being the party that broke Britain's place in Europe.

What's more likely is that after a prolonged series of stalling tactics and convoluted legal and political hurdles there will be a kind of stagnation with Brexit. We'll decide to have a second referendum on the EU with a different question.


Topic The Great British Bake Off
Posted 29 Oct 2016 06:53

I havent watched GBBO, but I do watch The Great British Menu. I dont know how the viewing figures compare, but it seems they have two big cooking programs. Didnt they also have the Hairy Bikers or was that another channel? If they want to be THE popular channel, wouldn't you keep ALL the popular programs? and yes, I am sure they could afford, seeing as you have to pay for a TV licence to watch the BBC iPlayer now :(

They're not even in the same ball park. If a show gets half the viewing figures of the Bake Off it would be considered very successful. The final was watched by more than half the viewing public. That's crazy. I hope the BBC bring out a rival show

Topic The Walking Dead
Posted 28 Oct 2016 13:39

We just watched the Season 7 premier. Yep, that was pretty messed up!

D x

Topic The Great British Bake Off
Posted 27 Oct 2016 10:24

I'm gutted it's finished. The stupid BBC could easily have afforded the 75 million pounds to keep it going. Last night's final was watched by 14.8 million people, which justifies the money that Love Productions were asking.

It's going to be rubbish when it goes to Channel 4.

Topic $100 Prize - Design Competition for our Default Avatars
Posted 11 Sep 2016 04:41

This is easy.


There. Competition closed.

You and your titties!

Interpret that how you like drunken

Topic Why is violence more acceptable in the U.S. than sex?
Posted 29 Aug 2016 09:56

I thought of posting this in the Arts Forum, but think that this may get more controversial.

So in movies (and TV), it is far more easy to see a horrible murder, act of violence, or other violent activities in a movie rating (G, PG, PG-13, R, NC-17) than relatively innocuous nudity (not talking explicit sex).

Clearly violence is more acceptable than sex / nudity here; but why?
What can we do to change this?

Children will see 8,000 acts of violence on TV before they leave elementary school. 200,000 before they are eighteen (CSUN). Yet on TV, they won't see a nipple (to use an example). Even if we limit this to adults, movies will show a disproportionate number violent acts relative to the number of sexual situations shown.

This is exactly the same situation in the UK. Less so in Europe.

I don't think violence is actually more acceptable than sex, but that its portrayal in drama is easier to simulate. Anyone can make a programme with fake guns and stage blood etc and make it appear real. Sex, unless you're limiting it to frottage, which is a bit niche, requires a degree of nudity and a context that is harder to include in TV and film. You normally find there's a token sex scene - maybe a topless woman and a fumble under the sheets, but to depict sex with the same convincing nature as violence would mean that the programme makers would transgress the UK's archaic decency laws.

There is a lot more nudity in European TV and commercials are more risqué, but even then, full sex isn't shown on mainstream.

D x

Topic Is Sharia Law already in France, Germany, the Netherlands and the UK...should we worry...
Posted 28 Aug 2016 08:56

PS: the video doesn't work.

Bum. Looks like that Youtube channel closed. I've added a link to the BBC Iplayer. Same video

D x

Topic Is Sharia Law already in France, Germany, the Netherlands and the UK...should we worry...
Posted 28 Aug 2016 01:14

Why of course! The FABLE of "Islamophobia" created and SOLD BY? Georgie Porgie Soros! There is NO SUCH THING. There IS a clear recognition of the brutal, barbaric and sadist TOTAL intolerance of the SO CALLED "religion of peace" As well as it's basic incompatibility with liberty. But you just keep swallowing those sugar coated BS pills the leftist media and ass kissing politicians keep feeding you...

I'm a bit busy at the moment and needed time to think how to respond to your rebuttal.

I have a good friend who is a Muslim, though not especially a practising one. She knows a lot more about Islam than me and we've talked about all this Sharia law thing and Muslim bashing etc.

Islam is a religion of peace but it's been hijacked by terrorists who purport to be representing a fundamental version of Islam. It's this that was behind 911 and 7/7 and all the recent stuff in Europe and has dripped into the public consciousness and created this anti-Islamic feeling - Islamophobia - call it what you well. I guess in this context the word phobia, which I suspect you took issue to, isn't a phobia in the sense of arachnophobia or agoraphobia etc, so maybe semantically it's slight off but hey ho!

I think part of the problem if you can call it that, is that we non-Muslims think that normal Muslims should be shouting from the rooftops in opposition to the terrorists who have given their religion such a bad name. The fact is, that people including Muslims just want to get on with their lives and don't think it's their responsibility to defend their religion. The Muslim Council of Britain have gone some way to redressing the balance but maybe this is one time when the sword is mightier than the pen.

Islam clearly has some work to do in terms of its PR and that's after taking my sugar coated BS pills. The treatment of women in places like Saudi Arabia is frankly disgusting although again I think there is a large cultural element to this and not wholly a flaw of Islam itself.

The recent programme by Bake Off winner Nadiya Hussain 'The Chronicles of Nadiaya' has a section where she elegantly and poignantly explains her reason for wearing hijab and comes at a particularly appropriate juncture, given all the nonsense surrounding the burkini. If you're interested, the relevant part of the video comes at 17 minutes 45 seconds.

Chronicles of Nadiya

Thank you in advance for your measured response.


Topic Is Sharia Law already in France, Germany, the Netherlands and the UK...should we worry...
Posted 25 Aug 2016 09:34

This is all part of the narrative surrounding Islamophobia. As AEP said, there are already limited Sharia councils in the UK, but there is no way that this is going to supersede statute.

Also, wearing the niqab is entirely cultural and not specifically Islamic.

D x

Topic Blatant ethnic bias by Cosmopolitan
Posted 25 Aug 2016 09:23

Is it just me, or is this actually quite shocking? It doesn't say the World's Most Beautiful White Women, but the World's Most Beautiful Women and there's not one non-European!!! What about Lauren London, Bre Scullark, Ciara or Rihanna! Ciara has to be in the top 10 and is certainly more beautiful than some of the 'official top 10.'

And to try and justify their list, Cosmo make up some hunkum bunkum about it being scientific. Scientific my bum!

D x

Topic Pubic hair helped win GB Olympic Gold
Posted 22 Aug 2016 09:07

I don't cycle but this makes sense!

Topic Danielle X's What's the Odd One Out Quiz - A prize to the winner!
Posted 16 Aug 2016 15:49

My usual official protest is hereby declared. sign6

Starting with question #4: Winston Churchill could easily whip David Cameron's ass. Why did they make little Davy Cameron move next door?

Question #5: King Zog is a way cooler name than Pope John Paul II. I bet King Zog can dance and even sing R&B. I rest my case.

Question #6. The only birds in Wisconsin are when they give someone the middle finger. It should be Kentucky for being the only landlocked state on that list. Virginia and North Carolina border the Atlantic, while Wisconsin, Illinois and Indiana border the Great Lakes. Kentucky is landlocked, but does make a lot of moonshine whiskey.

Question #7: Who would want to be named Galapagos Penguin? You'd get nicknamed Pagos. Rockhopper Penguin is a cool name, even Emperor Penguin is cool.

Question #9: I sure would hate for my banana to drupe. Who wants a drupy banana?

Question #10: I had sex with chick named Sherry. We'd been drinking Chardonnay.

Buz, you make me giggle! I love your protests drunken

D x

Topic Danielle X's What's the Odd One Out Quiz - A prize to the winner!
Posted 16 Aug 2016 15:48

i think i was a great quiz. Well done!

Thanks x

Topic Danielle X's What's the Odd One Out Quiz - A prize to the winner!
Posted 16 Aug 2016 12:24

Look at each section below and say which is the odd one out, and why. I'll write a flash erotica story for the winner!

Well... I define brand much like the rest of the English speaking world does.

Brand (noun) a type of product manufactured by a particular company under a particular name.

That would mean Guinness is the only one that is actually a brand. Guinness is a brand of Irish ale.

After thinking about this and taking into account what MF said, I believe the proper thing to do is to award the prize to Blueeyes2 as he got the proper correct answer. I knew what I meant but got it a bit mixed up #quizgate

D x

Topic Danielle X's What's the Odd One Out Quiz - A prize to the winner!
Posted 16 Aug 2016 03:16

Well... I define brand much like the rest of the English speaking world does.

Brand ( noun ) a type of product manufactured by a particular company under a particular name.

That would mean Guinness is the only one that is actually a brand. Guinness is a brand of Irish ale.

Champagne isn't a brand but Dom Pérignon is. Dom Pérignon is a brand of champagne.

You pointing out sherry is similar to cognac or champagne in that it needs to be made in a certain region only fortifies my point that it's not a brand since any company can slap their brand or label on a sherry as long as it follows the rules of how it's produced. I had already stated that twice (with cognac and champagne) but I didn't want to beat you over the head with it, but yes, you pointed out that sherry is also not a brand, it's a fortified wine made in or near Jerez, not a brand

Plus Chardonnay isn't specific to a region. You can grow Chardonnay anywhere and call it Chardonnay. It originated in Bordeaux but it does not need to be grown there. Chardonnay grapes are grown all over the world and made into wine. That wine varietal is Chardonnay then you put a label on it with a specific name for your Chardonnay and that would be the brand.

I mean you can say your interpretation of 2+2 is 5 but when you're running a contest you should probably use 4.

But it's your contest so you can make up your own answers. But at least one of your "winners" answered Guinness which is the right answer even though his reasoning is off. It's still the right answer. But again it's your contest so you can make up whatever answers you want. But they aren't correct in this specific one and it changes the outcome. But again, it's your contest and nothing serious is at stake.

Hmmm... I might have to declare this question null and void because it's open to too much interpretation. Well spotted.

D x

P.S. kickbutt

Topic Danielle X's What's the Odd One Out Quiz - A prize to the winner!
Posted 15 Aug 2016 21:50

Hmmm... I think you screwed this one up Danielle.

Chardonnay, for example, isn't a "brand" it is a varietal.

Sherry isn't a brand either. It's a fortified wine that comes in many brands or labels.

Cognac isn't a brand either. It's a variety of Brandy made in Cognac, France in a very specific way using certain grape varietals. Same with Champagne (must be made in Champagne, France in a certain way with certain grapes)

The answer should be Guinness because that is the only one that is a brand.

I guess absinthe can be the answer too but not because it is not a brand but because it contains wormwood. But really the answer should be Guinness because it would be the most correct because absinthe also comes in many brands or labels.

Depends how you define brand. Maybe could have found a better word but they are not just generic liquors. They are specific to a region or place or in the case of a Guinness, a traditional brand. Sherry isn't just fortified wine, it has to be made in the vicinity of Jerez.

Anyway if you don't like the answers you can go stick em where the sun don't shine!

D x

Topic Danielle X's What's the Odd One Out Quiz - A prize to the winner!
Posted 15 Aug 2016 13:34

And the answers...

I've awarded one point for a correct answer and one point for a correct reason

Look at each section below and say which is the odd one out, and why . I'll write a flash erotica story for the winner!

St. Paul
New York

New York Only location that isn't a State capital


Bronze - Not an element (mainly an alloy of copper and tin)

Tiger Woods
Dustin Johnson
Justin Rose
Phil Mickelson
Rory Mcilroy
Angel Cabrera

Phil Mickelson - never won US Open

Winston Churchill
Margaret Thatcher
Dennis Thatcher
Gordon Brown
Sarah Brown
David Cameron

David Cameron - never lived in 10 Downing street (lived in 11 Downing Street)

Rita Ora
Pope John Paul II
Mother Teresa
King Zog
Elvana Gjata

Pope John Paul II First language not Albanian (Polish)

North Carolina

Wisconsin - only State whose State Bird is not Northern Cardinal (American Robin)

King penguin
Galapagos Penguin
Emperor Penguin
Rockhopper Penguin
Adélie Penguin
Gentoo Penguin

Galapagos Penguin Only species of Penguin to naturally occur in Northern hemisphere

Food blender
Washing machine

Dishwasher Not invented by a man (was invented by Josephine Cochrane)


Banana Not a drupe (it's a berry)


Absinthe - not a brand


The judge's decision (i.e.) me, is final Read it
The deadline to have your answers (in this thread) is 15th August, 2016
I retain the right to confiscate Katie's panties
In the event of a tie, a tie breaker/spanking will be used to decide the winner

Danielle X

There's a three way tie with three members on 7 points:


I'm not writing three stories, so I will devise a tie-breaker.

Watch this space

Topic Spoil my Wish
Posted 14 Aug 2016 13:32

granted, they look prize winning to me... errr wait you said marrows, not melons.:-"

i wish i could touch danielle's melons.Embarassed

Granted but as you touch, Lush brings in a one-off no fondling rule and you thrown in the cooler drunken

I wish I lived by the beach

Topic Who would you rather kiss? (above or below)
Posted 14 Aug 2016 12:38

Above!!! Embarassed

Topic Spoil my Wish
Posted 14 Aug 2016 12:36

Granted... But now you are offended that she was offended of you thinking you were offended when really no one was offended....................................................... Yea that :)

I wish we were all stuck in a large room for a day... lol

Granted, but two people had a really hot Madras curry the night before and it smells like a badger's bottom!

I wish I could grow prize winning marrows

Topic Irregular verbs
Posted 14 Aug 2016 08:24

Yeah, that's what I thought. Sucking must be a gerund since it's the subject of the clause and must therefore be a noun.

This is how I would dissect it:

Sucking -- gerund/subject.

On tits -- prepositional phrase acting adjectivally and modifying the subject.

Makes -- the verb of the clause.

Yeah you're correct. I didn't analyze it properly

D x

Topic Irregular verbs
Posted 14 Aug 2016 08:21

"Sucking on tits makes me happy" is an example of a gerund.

Verbal nouns such as gerunds (and infinitives) can still take their own objects.

So "sucking on tits" is the gerund-phrase subject of "makes."

Hmmm... you could be right.

Topic Irregular verbs
Posted 14 Aug 2016 05:16

A gerund is a verb with ing at the end that acts as a noun.


Smoking is bad for you.

In this example the verb "smoke" has ing at the end and acts as the subject of the clause and is therefore a noun.

Running is good exercise.

Sucking on tits makes me happy.

The third example is not the gerund, as this is simply the present participle progressive of to suck.

D x

Topic How do I tell a friend that I want to have sex with her?
Posted 14 Aug 2016 05:02

I always feel so nervous about approaching her. I really want to have sex with her but can never find the right words. Any suggestions Aunt Olivia?

I think you should approach this carefully.

1. I think she will need to have similar feelings. If she doesn't feel the same way, then it could lead to embarrassment and spoil your friendship. If she is only interested in you platonically then the whole thing is pretty much a non-starter.

2. Assuming you can satisfy the criterion above, meet her for coffee or something and suggest that you think it would be nice to have a weekend away. This would be better than just coming out with it and saying, 'Can I fuck you?'

3. Once on your weekend, things should just lead to another.

Good luck

Auntie Danny (Standing in for Olivia)

Topic Danielle X's What's the Odd One Out Quiz - A prize to the winner!
Posted 14 Aug 2016 02:29

One day to go to get your answers in!

Danielle x

Topic Moderator of the Month for July
Posted 11 Aug 2016 14:44


Pour Wine

Topic Spoil my Wish
Posted 11 Aug 2016 01:07

Granted... You are now in charge of enforcing the rules of all the forums 24/7...

I wish I didnt have to get up at the butt crack of dawn tomorrow...

Granted, but you become Rip van Winkle.

I wish Some would buy me a new handbag that costs £1000

Topic Spoil my Wish
Posted 09 Aug 2016 15:01

Granted but one day you trip and fall while working naked in the hedgehog fields and, well, let's just say that definitely does not go well.

I wish I was cruising the highways of Europe in the new Aston-Martin DB11. *ouch!*

Granted but you run out of petrol in the middle of Norway!

I wish I could make my own Nutella