About DarkSide


"Good sex is in the head. The tongue helps a little too." It was the first quote I ever made up.

I'm extremely curious and love writing erotic and sometimes downright dirty stories. My imagination seems to be holding up in my advancing years. Some of the stories I write have come from actual experiences. I am continuing to learn about this wonderful world of sex, passion and eroticism.

I have learnt a lot from the various authors on here. The most important thing to me are the comments on my stories. They mean so much more when they are heartfelt. The comments I make range from the short to the overly expressive, I try not to leave a negative comment.

I will email and chat, but I don't always have the time when I am online.

I love Lush, I'm glad I stumbled across it and I'm starting to like the people here. A few more Recommended Reads or an Editor's Pick wouldn't go amiss though!

Dark Side
Relationship Status:
Reading, I love erotica, especially black and white photographic erotica and very well written stories. I love flirting and being naughty and trying out new ways of finding pleasure. I have a photo album on erotic images that I have collected. I have seen a few photographic books that make themselves out to be erotic photography but they fall far short of most of the images here.
Favorite Books:
Mostly SciFi and Biographies, some funny ones as well. Trying to find something different that will take my imagination. If you have any - let me know!

I have never read Shade of Grey - why would I want to read that, when the stories on here, I feel, are a lot better.
Favorite Authors:
I have lots of favourite authors.
Favorite Movies:
Too many to mention.
Favourite TV Shows:
A while back, in the UK, there were a series of shows including: Tipping the Velvet and Queer as Folk.

The former was a period series about lesbians, probably around the Victorian era. The latter was about the gay community of Manchester based around Canal Street. It was one of the funniest series I ever watched.
Favorite Music:
Everything from Rock to Easy Listening...Even Jazz and New World.


Date Joined:
28 Apr 2011
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Topic: Bikinis - the skimpier the better?
Posted: 19 Jul 2018 11:01

I know she's not real, but I just couldn't resist.


Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 19 Jul 2018 10:59

Double posted <img src="/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif" alt="Embarassed"> that's what happens when you don't get served fast enough!

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 19 Jul 2018 10:59

I've come in for a very large drink, triple whisky perhaps, or something even bigger. I need it.

G - less of the shrinkage - Mrs G won't be amused at that. Unless of course it's already 20".

It's another hottie over the pond. We all like this weather, but now we're all complaining that it's too hot, bans on water usage and all that. We have all these unused underground coal mines - why don't we store water in them when it pisses down for 80% of the year. LOL.

No water in the whisky. I need it neat.

Topic: Middle Finger Pix
Posted: 19 Jul 2018 10:10

Says it all...


Topic: Gimme a dirty limerick... maybe win GOLD!
Posted: 19 Jul 2018 10:02

There once was a girl from Lickar
Who was a professional licker
The girls were all young
And in seconds her tongue
Was well-up, inside their knickers

One of my very own. Can I have number 3 please.

Topic: what kind of woman's backside do you like?
Posted: 17 Jul 2018 13:27

Has to be full and round but real. Real pear shaped bottoms are nice with proper gilted love handles.

Topic: Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted: 09 Jul 2018 13:55

Nice Bum!


Topic: More new rules regarding STORY submissions
Posted: 01 Jul 2018 11:27

But I've just written a story about a Canadian lesbian called Betty that dresses up as a giant hamster at the weekends.

Does that mean I'm fucked?!

Topic: Name something that you learned about yourself since joining Lush.
Posted: 14 Jun 2018 13:16

I have learned that:

I can write dirty stories better than I once could (he says, cautiously).
I like a lot of people on here and I really want the best for them.
I still have a filthy and inventive mind.
I am older than I was when I joined.
The comments I read on stories and forums, always seem to surprise me, even now.

Topic: Announcing the Winners of our "Masked" Story Competition
Posted: 13 Jun 2018 14:16

Congratulations to the top three winners - Very well deserved and I am honoured to have made it into the top ten as well. Thank you to everyone that read, voted and commented, and especially to those of you that thought it was worthy of the top ten.

Thanks to Nicola for awarding this an RR.

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Stories Published By DarkSide All Stories »

Dirty Tricks, Chapter 6

‘Damn it!’ Trish scowled at the night. She was frustrated and couldn't sleep. Each time she closed her eyes that morning's fortuitous rendezvous with Heather replayed in steamy detail. Fingers, scents, and wet pussies. Lips, tastes, and tongues. Instead of relaxed and sleepy, Trish was hot and bothered, and she now had to deal with it. She reached for her laptop and drafted a message...

Added 19 Jul 2018 | Category Hardcore | Votes 4 | Avg Score 5 | Views 859 | 4 Comments

True Swingers – Elise and Andy

Some people say that the past is the past – let it go. But there are some things in my past that I can’t forget. As soon as they start to get buried my mind brings them back to the front and I remember. It can go one of two ways after that: either I forget, just as quickly, or I start to ponder on all of those ‘what if’s?’ These events are over fifteen years ago and my time with a...

Added 21 Jun 2018 | Category Swingers | Votes 21 | Avg Score 4.84 | Views 5,718 | 14 Comments

Rising Damp

If you see a woman in the corner of a bar – coyly sitting atop a bar stool – watch her carefully. That’s what I did, and I must say, the rewards were awesome. I first clocked her while sitting on a table at the opposite end of the bar. The bar isn’t that big actually, but when I sat there I was surrounded by friends and colleagues. They left a little over ten minutes ago and the only human...

Added 16 Jun 2018 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 22 | Avg Score 4.95 | Views 2,224 | 12 Comments

Audio Story Recommended Read A Blind Man's Dream

I walk the streets Not for money, but a dream. I stand still, and stare, as your face emerges Through the tiny gaps  Between the falling rain. Not a day goes by and Not a night in my dreams. That I do not reach out to touch your lips, Smiling, effortlessly, So close to mine. Perchance to talk, to whisper words, "I want you to be mine." I want your light to burn bright, In my dreams......

Added 11 Jun 2018 | Category Love Poems | Votes 10 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,186 | 9 Comments

Lost But Never Forgotten

Like Autumn Leaves My tears fall to the stoney ground. Your picture shivers in my hand  And I find myself smiling, Awkwardly at first, But seconds later with reverie. My mind floods with memories Of times gone by, Of laughter and joy, And of those tender moments That remain hidden between lovers. The arguments concealed forever  Like they have been for the last ten, years. I look on your...

Added 31 May 2018 | Category Love Poems | Votes 8 | Avg Score 5 | Views 277 | 8 Comments

Recommended Read One Good Turn Deserves Another!

Every evening for the last year, Emily had walked through Emerson’s park at seven thirty on her way home. Every evening she felt cautious and wary of the ever increasing darkness that Autumn brings. It was either that or a taxi that she could ill afford or take the long way home adding an extra fifteen minutes to her journey. She would enter the park at its West gate and walk around the...

Added 30 May 2018 | Category Love Stories | Votes 18 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 2,183 | 9 Comments

Recommended Read Slut Training

Abi is naturally shy, reticent, a submissive, up to a point. That is, until she snaps, and when she does it creates a loud bang, like hitting the sound barrier; metaphorically speaking that is. Matt’s eyes are glued to Abi’s figure as she slides effortlessly down the stairs; her hand clutches the handrail tightly with every small step she takes. It would seem, she is dressed to please and...

Added 15 May 2018 | Category Exhibitionism | Votes 29 | Avg Score 5 | Views 7,712 | 25 Comments

A Very Naughty Girl – Dominates Her Husband

Matt’s car was already parked in the drive. Melissa glanced at her watch and secretly smiled to herself. She opened the door and walked into the kitchen to face Matt. “Where have you been?” he asked, politely and with a soft voice. “Sorry I’m late, I was held up. How are you?” Melissa put her bag on the table, removed the sausages and lamb chops and placed them into the fridge. Matt...

Added 09 May 2018 | Category Femdom | Votes 18 | Avg Score 4.72 | Views 11,837 | 12 Comments

Emma’s Orgasm

I’ve been trying to explain it all my life but without much success. It’s one of those things that starts with good conversation and a few drinks and finishes when my whole body oozes sweat. In between there is the exploration of each other’s body by hands and tongues; the fondling and the caressing, the kissing, the lewd gestures with fingers and mouths that cause the two of us to arrive...

Added 04 May 2018 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 11 | Avg Score 4.91 | Views 6,352 | 10 Comments

Recommended Read A Dog’s Life

They’re at it again; fucking on the sofa. Not an inch of dignity between them.  Panting and grunting and making all sorts of disgusting noises like it was their last day on Earth; his buttocks clenching hard as he thrusts forward. Sweat is pouring off his brow – Christ knows where it’s ending up, somewhere on top of her I would have thought. And now they’re going to change positions, like...

Added 01 May 2018 | Category Humor | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.84 | Views 2,714 | 14 Comments

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I’m glad that I am not the only gentleman who appreciates the glory of voluptuous female beauty.

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13 Apr 2018 04:02
Mmm thank you for the sexy pics... Talk to you soon hopefully xx
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