About DarkSide


"Good sex is in the head. The tongue helps a little too." It was the first quote I ever made up.

I'm extremely curious and love writing erotic and sometimes downright dirty stories. My imagination seems to be holding up in my advancing years. Some of the stories I write have come from actual experiences. I am continuing to learn about this wonderful world of sex, passion and eroticism.

I have learnt a lot from the various authors on here. The most important thing to me are the comments on my stories. They mean so much more when they are heartfelt. The comments I make range from the short to the overly expressive, I try not to leave a negative comment.

I will email and chat, but I don't always have the time when I am online.

I love Lush, I'm glad I stumbled across it and I'm starting to like the people here. A few more Recommended Reads or an Editor's Pick wouldn't go amiss though!

Dark Side
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17 Jan 2017 17:23
Reading, I love erotica, especially black and white photographic erotica and very well written stories. I love flirting and being naughty and trying out new ways of finding pleasure. I have a photo album on erotic images that I have collected. I have seen a few photographic books that make themselves out to be erotic photography but they fall far short of most of the images here.
Favorite Books:
Mostly SciFi and Biographies, some funny ones as well. Trying to find something different that will take my imagination. If you have any - let me know!

I have never read Shade of Grey - why would I want to read that, when the stories on here, I feel, are a lot better.
Favorite Authors:
I have lots of favourite authors.
Favorite Movies:
Too many to mention.
Favourite TV Shows:
A while back, in the UK, there were a series of shows including: Tipping the Velvet and Queer as Folk.

The former was a period series about lesbians, probably around the Victorian era. The latter was about the gay community of Manchester based around Canal Street. It was one of the funniest series I ever watched.
Favorite Music:
Everything from Rock to Easy Listening...Even Jazz and New World.


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28 Apr 2011
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Topic: Join me in wishing my Lovely Simplicity a happy and wonderful birthday!!!!!
Posted: 08 Jan 2017 14:57

Happy Birthday

Topic: The Submission Editor
Posted: 27 Dec 2016 10:36

I used to be able to center text in the story submission editor, like section breaks such as
I cannot achieve that anymore - will it get fixed?

I have tried the way this system does it and have also tried writing HTML to do the same such as
<DIV align="center"></DIV>
<p align="center">

Topic: Win a Gold Membership! [Contest Closed]
Posted: 21 Dec 2016 14:17

Three (3).

I got my omnium badge on Lush this year and I've made some wonderful friends on here (virtual ones but lovely ones).


Topic: Writers - Please Read: Story modding slow down
Posted: 17 Dec 2016 03:33

I was wondering what was taking the time. Glad I stumbled upon this topic. Thanks for letting us know.

Topic: Where do you come up with your story ideas?
Posted: 05 Nov 2016 10:44

Everything I write is part imagination and part real life experience. I sometimes take a real life experience and transform it. So, take a man and woman just having sex, transform it to two women or to a different scenario or location (like a train or station), add a little fetish here and there, change how one of the partners treat the other, add a little uncertainty and generally see the experience in a different way.

Some of the women I write about are me, in a different skin. They are how I would like to be, if I were female. I love the power that women have - believe me - you all have it.

Two stories I loved writing. The story "The Pianist" , is based on a certain clock that is found in the Hunger Games (part 2), and I just found the theme of a clock and central island appealing - then I changed the venue, the style of the story and along came the sex. The story "Reduced to an Orgasmic Wreck" I consider a power play between two women and also between one woman and her fantasies all at the same time.

I do have a very fertile imagination though! and I have friends that help that along.

Topic: Challenge - Ruin a First Date in 4 Words
Posted: 05 Nov 2016 10:32

You look so different!

Wow - such small tits!

Topic: Word for the day
Posted: 25 Oct 2016 13:50

Tribbing - what a lovely word that is!

Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 25 Oct 2016 13:46

Another good feature for me would be a folder containing images that I usually use for stories. I would be able to place any image into this folder (Call it a Stories Image Gallery) and when I then upload a story it presents this folder to me in order to allow me to choose the image for the story.

I have a lot of images in various galleries and at the moment, I have to scroll through loads of images I would never use before I get to the ones I use regularly. Sometimes I spend days scrolling trying to find an image that I know is there somewhere!!!

Any help would be much appreciated.

Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 25 Oct 2016 13:42

On the mobile version of lush. If you are visiting someone's page who has a lot of images on it, then the mobile device would benefit from being able to swipe left and right and thereby advance the images.

On my Samsung tablet I have very small buttons too close to the edge and my fingers are too big for them.
Can you provide the ability to click the button when a finger is swiped across the image.

Just a thought!

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Stories Published By DarkSide All Stories »

The Layby

I have been here, in this spot, for a very long time. I wasn’t always in the state I am in now. I have changed over time, and time has treated me, shall we say, inconsistently. Inconsistently may be a strange word to explain time, but bear with me. I have witnessed many things in all my states of being. In the good old days, when I was something other than I am now, I only knew of birds...

Added 16 Jan 2017 | Category Humor | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 1,106 | 6 Comments

I Hate Christmas

I hate Christmas and always have. It’s one of those times of the year when everything becomes expensive, even the giving of gifts to loved ones. The alcohol seems expensive, Christmas parties emerge from every nook and cranny requiring taxis for transportation and it’s polite to be nice to everyone. “Merry fucking Christmas,” echoes through my head every time, but the fucking word...

Added 07 Dec 2016 | Category Group Sex | Votes 38 | Avg Score 4.81 | Views 7,541 | 25 Comments

A Very Naughty Girl - On the Bus to Work

At seven in the morning, I found myself waiting at the bus stop for what would be another boring Friday. My only consolation was that it was the last day of my shift work for yet another week. I listened to the music on my iPod as I looked at the few people in the bus queue; trying my best to make them out to be attractive or sexy and putting them in situations that I found horny, anything...

Added 01 Dec 2016 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 32 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 7,170 | 21 Comments

Recommended Read PokeMeGo

A friend of mine put me onto it. We were having a conversation on Skype and she said that there was this App that was like Pokemon-go but very, very different. Then she proceeded to tell me all about it. I must have shaken my head several times throughout the conversation as she proceeded to describe the process through a chat window. I kept on sending messages back to her, such as, ...

Added 28 Aug 2016 | Category Humor | Votes 24 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,230 | 18 Comments

Recommended Read Reduced To An Orgasmic Wreck

My name is Susan Jones, I am forty years old and I am a high-flying businesswoman. I work for a large corporate company that you would know, which is why I am not telling you the name. I am very successful at work; not so much in my private life. I have one failed marriage and three failed relationships. Don’t ask? I don’t exactly know what went wrong with them, but they all failed miserably...

Added 12 Apr 2016 | Category Exhibitionism | Votes 35 | Avg Score 5 | Views 14,521 | 36 Comments

Recommended Read The Pianist

What I am about to describe, is a place where I enjoy the most unusual nights of my life. I regularly found myself in the most exclusive, high-class establishment of erotica. Well, it certainly was exclusive, but to all intents and purposes, it was otherwise known as a sex club. It was, however, a very, very different type of sex club. I was drawn there, not for the sex, but for the...

Added 14 Mar 2016 | Category Love Stories | Votes 12 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,926 | 15 Comments

Recommended Read A Cuckold Gets Married

Three and a half hours before he was about to get married to Emily, Ryan received the strangest text message ever. He shouldn’t have responded. It was bad luck, he thought, to see his wife before the wedding. Yet, here he was replying to her in an attempt to find out what she wanted. Ryan shook his head at the terse responses he was getting and the somewhat angry replies of ‘ why he should...

Added 05 Mar 2016 | Category Cuckold | Votes 37 | Avg Score 4.91 | Views 20,652 | 42 Comments

Recommended Read Thursday

I held her pussy in my hand and stroked it. Cupping my hand over it and running it down its length. Sarah had just removed the kettle from the stove and put it on the hot-plate. She appeared in the doorway between the kitchenette and the living room. “Put the cat down.” I glanced at her and then looked back at the cat. A smirk filled my face, “I thought you liked me stroking your pussy.”...

Added 09 Dec 2015 | Category Historical | Votes 5 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,762 | 9 Comments

Recommended Read A Very Naughty Girl

There are some things you do in public because you can, and it's naughty to do them; it hurts no-one, especially when you know that getting caught probably won‘t actually happen. Then there are some things that you do because of the possibility of getting caught. The added tension and hypersensitivity of your senses adds to the experience. If you get caught, you have two options. Carry on...

Added 02 Sep 2013 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 21 | Avg Score 4.79 | Views 30,619 | 11 Comments

Recommended Read A Very Naughty Girl - Again

It was just one of those nights, I guess. My boyfriend and I were in town and for some stupid reason that only couples know why, we started to argue. I can’t even remember about what the argument was about now, it was that stupid. But argue we did, and I watched with some dismay as John left the nightclub in a huff. I honestly thought he would come back before it closed and so I stayed...

Added 17 Sep 2013 | Category Exhibitionism | Votes 37 | Avg Score 4.74 | Views 18,379 | 11 Comments

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