About DarkSide

"Good sex is in the head. The tongue helps a little too." It was the first quote I ever made up.

I'm extremely curious and love writing erotic and sometimes downright dirty stories. My imagination seems to be holding up in my advancing years. Some of the stories I write have come from actual experiences. I am continuing to learn about this wonderful world of sex, passion and eroticism.

I have learnt a lot from the various authors on here. The most important thing to me are the comments on my stories. They mean so much more when they are heartfelt. The comments I make range from the short to the overly expressive, I try not to leave a negative comment.

I will email and chat, but I don't always have the time when I am online.

I love Lush, I'm glad I stumbled across it and I'm starting to like the people here. A few more Recommended Reads or an Editor's Pick wouldn't go amiss though!

Dark Side
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Reading, I love erotica, especially black and white photographic erotica and very well written stories. I love flirting and being naughty and trying out new ways of finding pleasure. I have a photo album on erotic images that I have collected. I have seen a few photographic books that make themselves out to be erotic photography but they fall far short of most of the images here.
Favorite Books:
Mostly SciFi and Biographies, some funny ones as well. Trying to find something different that will take my imagination. If you have any - let me know!

I have never read Shade of Grey - why would I want to read that, when the stories on here, I feel, are a lot better.
Favorite Authors:
I have lots of favourite authors.
Favorite Movies:
Too many to mention.
Favourite TV Shows:
A while back, in the UK, there were a series of shows including: Tipping the Velvet and Queer as Folk.

The former was a period series about lesbians, probably around the Victorian era. The latter was about the gay community of Manchester based around Canal Street. It was one of the funniest series I ever watched.
Favorite Music:
Everything from Rock to Easy Listening...Even Jazz and New World.
Date Joined:
28 Apr 2011
Last Visit:
06 May 2016
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: How many active member from uk ?
Posted: 03 May 2016 09:23

I'm here at number 9.

Topic: If you could bring one band or solo artist back from the dead, who would it be?
Posted: 02 May 2016 06:43

It would have to be Freddie Mercury...

Topic: Would you like to win one of three *Free* gold memberships?
Posted: 17 Apr 2016 09:12

53 - I don't think it's gone

Topic: music what not to play at a funeral
Posted: 17 Apr 2016 09:04

Fuck You by Lily Allen

Topic: Past Lives?
Posted: 12 Apr 2016 10:30

Hell and Heaven are all relative...

I mean...I love sex and anything filthy, dirty, raunchy, lusty...I could go on.

So...if I end up in a place with all the same people, then that would be heaven for me.
If I end up in a place with the complete opposite set of people - then that would be hell.

Hell is not fire and brimstone and Heaven is not white fluffy clouds full of people with harps. They are the opposite of where you would like to end up.

Next time I come back - If I do I...
a) Want to be a woman
b) A very bad and misbehaved one
c) Without the periods.

Topic: What are you afraid of?
Posted: 01 Apr 2016 08:14

That one day, my body will not be able to behave, the way my mind is capable of.

That would be such a shame.

Topic: You can't be in a bad mood if....
Posted: 01 Apr 2016 05:43

You're on Lush!

Topic: your description of someone not good in bed..
Posted: 31 Mar 2016 05:59

I'm good in bed...Just thought I would let you all know. Just in case it passed you by.

I'm attentive, I will always consider the woman first, then us, and if I haven't cum by then, me as well.

Just don't all come round at once. Please, let me know when you're going to call and please have the decency to say "thank you" afterwards.

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Topic: Do you enjoy naughty chat?
Posted: 30 Mar 2016 08:36

I would echo all the sentiments about it being the right person. But I would also add...

The right 'mind' as well. If both of you have the right kind of filthiness, inside your head, then it can be mind blowing. I suppose that only comes from knowing someone quite a bit. You mustn't be afraid to let the conversation go places, you perhaps, don't want it to.

Topic: Moderator of the Month for February, with $100 to spend in the Amazon store
Posted: 09 Mar 2016 14:35

Well done JWren. Well deserved I would say.

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Stories Published By DarkSide
Car Park Handjob

At around the age of fifty, you would have thought that any hormones left in this ageing body, would be less than raging and that it would be hard to coax the old willy into spontaneous life, especially in a car park, at ten thirty at night, on a cold November’s evening. Not so on this occasion. At times, my partner and I have fun with other couples, it’s called swinging, and on this...

Added 25 Apr 2016 | Category First Time | Votes 10 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,629 | 10 Comments

Double Blacked

Susie Evans was new to the city. She was a country girl at heart but had travelled a fair bit across the country with her work. She was a successful woman and was never out of a job for long. At this time of her life, a ripe thirty-five-year-old, she found herself in the big city. She had big ideas, both in her career and social life. The trouble was, she had no friends, just colleagues that...

Added 16 Apr 2016 | Category Interracial | Votes 7 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,200 | 8 Comments

Recommended Read Reduced To An Orgasmic Wreck

My name is Susan Jones, I am forty years old and I am a high-flying businesswoman. I work for a large corporate company that you would know, which is why I am not telling you the name. I am very successful at work; not so much in my private life. I have one failed marriage and three failed relationships. Don’t ask? I don’t exactly know what went wrong with them, but they all failed miserably...

Added 12 Apr 2016 | Category Exhibitionism | Votes 22 | Avg Score 5 | Views 8,170 | 25 Comments

Recommended Read The Pianist

What I am about to describe, is a place where I enjoy the most unusual nights of my life. I regularly found myself in the most exclusive, high-class establishment of erotica. Well, it certainly was exclusive, but to all intents and purposes, it was otherwise known as a sex club. It was, however, a very, very different type of sex club. I was drawn there, not for the sex, but for the...

Added 14 Mar 2016 | Category Love Stories | Votes 15 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,041 | 17 Comments

Recommended Read A Cuckold Gets Married

Three and a half hours before he was about to get married to Emily, Ryan received the strangest text message ever. He shouldn’t have responded. It was bad luck, he thought, to see his wife before the wedding. Yet, here he was replying to her in an attempt to find out what she wanted. Ryan shook his head at the terse responses he was getting and the somewhat angry replies of ‘ why he should...

Added 05 Mar 2016 | Category Cuckold | Votes 34 | Avg Score 4.91 | Views 14,966 | 43 Comments

Recommended Read Thursday

I held her pussy in my hand and stroked it. Cupping my hand over it and running it down its length. Sarah had just removed the kettle from the stove and put it on the hot-plate. She appeared in the doorway between the kitchenette and the living room. “Put the cat down.” I glanced at her and then looked back at the cat. A smirk filled my face, “I thought you liked me stroking your pussy.”...

Added 09 Dec 2015 | Category Historical | Votes 5 | Avg Score 5 | Views 4,099 | 9 Comments

Recommended Read A Very Naughty Girl - Again

It was just one of those nights, I guess. My boyfriend and I were in town and for some stupid reason that only couples know why, we started to argue. I can’t even remember about what the argument was about now, it was that stupid. But argue we did, and I watched with some dismay as John left the nightclub in a huff. I honestly thought he would come back before it closed and so I stayed...

Added 17 Sep 2013 | Category Exhibitionism | Votes 34 | Avg Score 4.78 | Views 16,711 | 9 Comments

Recommended Read A Very Naughty Girl

There are some things you do in public because you can, and it's naughty to do them; it hurts no-one, especially when you know that getting caught probably won‘t actually happen. Then there are some things that you do because of the possibility of getting caught. The added tension and hypersensitivity of your senses adds to the experience. If you get caught, you have two options. Carry on...

Added 02 Sep 2013 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.74 | Views 28,266 | 9 Comments

Sexual Inequality

“So, tell me, what do you think of her,” Janice whispered to Matt. Matt and Janice were sat near the rear of the lecture theatre. The room was only half full, with about thirty or so students occupying it, but for some reason they always chose seats towards the back. Matt had hoped that one day Janice would unexpectedly slip down and suck his cock for him while he took notes. They weren’t...

Added 06 Apr 2016 | Category College Sex | Votes 16 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 11,037 | 17 Comments

Emma’s Wednesday Night

It was an ordinary Wednesday night. I was walking past the communal bathroom of our halls of residence and the door was ajar and I happened to look in. I saw it. It was just huge. I stopped and stared for a while not believing its size. In the thirty seconds it took me to look and study the cock in front of me, the switch inside me just flipped like the click of my fingers. I rushed onwards to...

Added 03 Apr 2016 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 12 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,213 | 15 Comments

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