About DarkSide


"Good sex is in the head. The tongue helps a little too." It was the first quote I ever made up.

I'm extremely curious and love writing erotic and sometimes downright dirty stories. My imagination seems to be holding up in my advancing years. Some of the stories I write have come from actual experiences. I am continuing to learn about this wonderful world of sex, passion and eroticism.

I have learnt a lot from the various authors on here. The most important thing to me are the comments on my stories. They mean so much more when they are heartfelt. The comments I make range from the short to the overly expressive, I try not to leave a negative comment.

I will email and chat, but I don't always have the time when I am online.

I love Lush, I'm glad I stumbled across it and I'm starting to like the people here. A few more Recommended Reads or an Editor's Pick wouldn't go amiss though!

Dark Side
Relationship Status:
Reading, I love erotica, especially black and white photographic erotica and very well written stories. I love flirting and being naughty and trying out new ways of finding pleasure. I have a photo album on erotic images that I have collected. I have seen a few photographic books that make themselves out to be erotic photography but they fall far short of most of the images here.
Favorite Books:
Mostly SciFi and Biographies, some funny ones as well. Trying to find something different that will take my imagination. If you have any - let me know!

I have never read Shade of Grey - why would I want to read that, when the stories on here, I feel, are a lot better.
Favorite Authors:
I have lots of favourite authors.
Favorite Movies:
Too many to mention.
Favourite TV Shows:
A while back, in the UK, there were a series of shows including: Tipping the Velvet and Queer as Folk.

The former was a period series about lesbians, probably around the Victorian era. The latter was about the gay community of Manchester based around Canal Street. It was one of the funniest series I ever watched.
Favorite Music:
Everything from Rock to Easy Listening...Even Jazz and New World.


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Topic: Heaven is a place where....
Posted: 15 Aug 2017 10:18

Heaven for me would be hell and vice versa!

But it could also be a place where I get to see everyone that I have seen pictures of. All my pervy friends.

Topic: Announcing the Winners of our "Pure Filth" Story Competition
Posted: 14 Aug 2017 22:55

Just back from holidays. Congratulations to browncoffee, RavenStar, and MadMartigan on your winning entries and to all the runner ups.

I am very honoured to find my name amongst them, so thank you so much for putting me up there with some great writers.

Thank you.

Topic: Collaborators... share who you've written with or want to write with...
Posted: 14 Aug 2017 10:37

Pick me to shout at you! I'm pretty epic at it, (shouting- mind out of the gutter, please.) I'm fully qualified for the post, ask hubby lol.

Now, what's the pay scale? X

Ah! The dreaded pay scale - yeah! That would be close to zero I guess. And before you ask how close, towards the negative end working positively.

Topic: How many different guys have cum inside your pussy within 24 hours
Posted: 12 Aug 2017 10:50

That is a question with no possible answer. How could he not know? (Without breaking the law)

He could have been asleep, an early morning riser - completely out from the previous nights drinking.

Topic: Collaborators... share who you've written with or want to write with...
Posted: 12 Aug 2017 10:36

I'd be too much of a nightmare to write with honestly.

But your site statistics are no nightmare, 7 RR's, 3 EP's out of 11 - even though the profile page says 10 RR's. I think you've written much more than that! *sniggers*

Topic: Collaborators... share who you've written with or want to write with...
Posted: 12 Aug 2017 10:30

I've collaborated once with InnocentGirl29. That was a fun piece to write as part of the 'interview with' series and so much so for the RR that it obtained as well. It was as much her RR as it was mine.

At the moment, I would love it if anyone has the time to even review my stories let alone collaborate with me. I don't have a mentor as such and I hate asking people to review as I know they are all too busy with life, the universe and everything, but I do ask every now and then and ChrisM has kindly reviewed one recently (so thank you ChrisM - I am working on it). So if you would like to review any I've done recently - then please let me know (I know, I'm going to get flooded with replies now).

I wouldn't mind collaborating again as I found the first one fun and exciting. Though, I guess my style isn't to everyone's liking - lol. I take criticism easily, (Why wouldn't I, I'm a bloke - I get it from my wife all day - seriously though my hobbies are centred around criticism from others - so I'm used to it). I have no qualms when it comes to anyone changing my work and hope that I could provide similar feedback.

Topic: Competitor voting in competitions
Posted: 18 Jul 2017 11:08

This is all extremely interesting information. But can this process be documented as a sticky on a forum or added to all the competitions that you run in future. If I read and like someone else's entry, I normally give a good mark, why else would I read it all the way through otherwise. Do people who give good scores get a mental tick against their names lol?

At what point are the other contestants votes removed before the required 10 or after?
Also, what happens if all the people that voted for you are competitors themselves. What score do you get then? A zero?
And the final judging, is that done by a panel or is it based on the scores alone? Sorry this seems to be answered above.

I've never been clear as to what the process is, but describing it would be enormously helpful to everyone.

Really interested to know how it all works.

Topic: Sexy Plus Size Ladies
Posted: 16 Jul 2017 08:22

Three favourites from me.

Now the first one - well, I would gladly rest my head on the edge of the bed and wait for her to walk towards me, straddle me, and make my face wet with anticipation.




Topic: Upcoming changes (which have already occurred for some of us)
Posted: 05 Jul 2017 13:22

I'm Squids in for that category...

It will be all eighty's pussy sex.....or.....Octopussy for those that need it spelt out.

I will retire now. That's all my energy gone in two sentences.

Topic: Watch This Space for a Stupendous Announcement about the New Direction of LushStories!
Posted: 16 Jun 2017 08:50

We must be nearing 3 by now. It's been 3 days of me waiting for my comp entry to be validated. Perhaps it will get published in 3 more days.

That's what you're all waiting for - what a treat you have in store.

But how did Sprite know it would take 10 days anyway?

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Stories Published By DarkSide All Stories »

My Love

I look on you as a distant ember A flicker of light spiralling in the air Untouchable and unreachable I let my fingers reach out to grasp you Yet when I touch, you are no longer there. To touch you, would be to extinguish you Yet I want you to know how I feel To accept your love and hold it up high Lighting the way through the darkest of storms Until we reach our peace, in togetherness. You...

Added 04 Jul 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 7 | Avg Score 5 | Views 370 | 7 Comments


The smile, at the touch of the softest hand On her cheek. The shiver, when hair is slowly drawn back Over her face. The kiss of love on her ear with the gentle, Flick of a tongue. The sigh, a result of the slow and sensual realisation that, Her body yearns for you. The hardening of nipples, as fingertips are Drawn down the spine. The tickling caused by the slightest touch, On her waist...

Added 02 Jul 2017 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 6 | Avg Score 5 | Views 405 | 6 Comments

Who's Watching Who

I love the idea  Of him watching us.  Dim lighting betrays him Through his prised open curtains. Me, on all fours,  Taking my pleasure, And him - Silently panting  From across the road. Watching and squinting And furiosly wanking, With his tissues in hand, In front of cold window panes. In anticipation of need He watches me bend, Twist and arch, And push back in revenge. I look out through...

Added 27 Jun 2017 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 8 | Avg Score 5 | Views 478 | 10 Comments

Deception Uncovered

My wife and I have a normal kind of relationship. We both work hard during the week and spend time with each other whenever we can. Sex is good, varied and we both get a huge kick from it. I wouldn’t say we talk about sex that much, or our fantasies, but at least, unlike other couples, we don’t have any secrets from each other.  Well, I guess we have fantasies, but like I said, we don’t tend...

Added 26 Jun 2017 | Category Seduction | Votes 17 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,039 | 19 Comments

Recommended Read More Than What Melissa Wanted.

  I looked down at my body and tried to control the way my breasts heaved. My heart was racing faster than a formula 1 car. I knew I had to do it. I knew that. I stood and watched the door to the barn to see whether there was any indication of who was inside. I could just about see the rather dim lighting trying its best to leak around the doorframe and through the odd gash in the wooden...

Added 16 Jun 2017 | Category Hardcore | Votes 33 | Avg Score 5 | Views 8,855 | 27 Comments

Interview – With The Wife

We were sitting in the lounge, the TV was on and the contestants of The Voice were vying for attention of the red chairs in front of them. I wasn’t taking much notice and was also reading while watching the TV at the same time. I looked up from my book and caught a glimpse of the girl during her obligatory pre-audition interview. I perked up and started to watch over the edge of my glasses....

Added 27 May 2017 | Category Humor | Votes 15 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 3,763 | 20 Comments

Audio Story Breasts

Listen to the audio of Breasts, but also... Look above you. The Image represents all the words in the best shape ever created.    ...

Added 17 May 2017 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 10 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,392 | 12 Comments

Out on the Town

I was enjoying myself, out on the town with some friends. We had just left a cocktail bar and were proceeding to the next one. After all, where else do a handful of semi-naked women go, on a night out, in London town? I was feeling horny all night, from well before I actually got dressed and left my house. It got worse the more I drank and we were about to visit the third cocktail bar...

Added 16 May 2017 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 14 | Avg Score 4.79 | Views 2,607 | 12 Comments

Audio Story First Love

Let me say these things now, as I Throw these words down on this electronic canvas.  Words that are written in internet ink, and Words that have stayed in my head, Stagnating and idle, Clogging up my life, and my soul... For far too long. Words that I should have said when I was young, But these words did not come easy then. In my silent and unforgiving shyness  I could not utter those words...

Added 09 May 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 10 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,649 | 11 Comments

Interview – With A Nymphomaniac

Melissa had entered my flat in the most confident manner that I have ever witnessed. She handed me her thin coat as she strode confidently past me over to the black leather chair; the same chair that I so memorably labelled as Emma’s chair about two weeks ago. In a sense, it felt like I was treated like a butler. I hung her coat on one of the hooks and smiled at Melissa as I approached her....

Added 26 Apr 2017 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 31 | Avg Score 4.97 | Views 5,818 | 22 Comments

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Probably a little classy for you... but I liked it lol x

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Thank you as always for your kind words.

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Forgiven? Lol

Posted: 25 May 2017 15:25
Looking forward to getting to know you better...xo

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Many thanks for recently reading my poem Blessings and for leaving such a considered comment. It is truly appreciated.

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Thank you.
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