About DarkSide


"Good sex is in the head. The tongue helps a little too." It was the first quote I ever made up.

I'm extremely curious and love writing erotic and sometimes downright dirty stories. My imagination seems to be holding up in my advancing years. Some of the stories I write have come from actual experiences. I am continuing to learn about this wonderful world of sex, passion and eroticism.

I have learnt a lot from the various authors on here. The most important thing to me are the comments on my stories. They mean so much more when they are heartfelt. The comments I make range from the short to the overly expressive, I try not to leave a negative comment.

I will email and chat, but I don't always have the time when I am online.

I love Lush, I'm glad I stumbled across it and I'm starting to like the people here. A few more Recommended Reads or an Editor's Pick wouldn't go amiss though!

Dark Side
Relationship Status:
Reading, I love erotica, especially black and white photographic erotica and very well written stories. I love flirting and being naughty and trying out new ways of finding pleasure. I have a photo album on erotic images that I have collected. I have seen a few photographic books that make themselves out to be erotic photography but they fall far short of most of the images here.
Favorite Books:
Mostly SciFi and Biographies, some funny ones as well. Trying to find something different that will take my imagination. If you have any - let me know!

I have never read Shade of Grey - why would I want to read that, when the stories on here, I feel, are a lot better.
Favorite Authors:
I have lots of favourite authors.
Favorite Movies:
Too many to mention.
Favourite TV Shows:
A while back, in the UK, there were a series of shows including: Tipping the Velvet and Queer as Folk.

The former was a period series about lesbians, probably around the Victorian era. The latter was about the gay community of Manchester based around Canal Street. It was one of the funniest series I ever watched.
Favorite Music:
Everything from Rock to Easy Listening...Even Jazz and New World.


Date Joined:
28 Apr 2011
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Topic: Describe yourself in one word
Posted: 22 Oct 2017 10:35


I would have pre-fixed that with 'fucking' but I was only allowed one word. Lol.

Topic: I made a brain, please suggest some hot things for it to do
Posted: 17 Oct 2017 15:26

I made a brain once, I still have it, just! The thing is that your trying to establish sensible connections from non sensical data. Like is she bisexual based on eye colour or the way her lip curls or the size of her tongue. There's too many variables.

I haven't fathomed out my brain yet, it works, and I can't be bothered trying to train it anymore.

Topic: Announcing the Winners of our "Bookish" Story Competition
Posted: 15 Oct 2017 08:28

Congratulations to all the winners of the competition and to all the runner's up - every one was well deserved. It was a great competition with a great theme.

Topic: Challenge: erotica in 12 words or less
Posted: 09 Oct 2017 14:22

With his cock deep down my throat, he just filled my stomach.

Topic: To the Older ladys
Posted: 25 Sep 2017 13:24

How old is "older" in your eyes? 🤔

Old or even Older - You? - Never!

Topic: Donald vs Daffy
Posted: 25 Sep 2017 10:24

For sheer rage - it has to be Daffy Duck.

Topic: Coffee or Energy drink for morning fix.
Posted: 23 Sep 2017 11:30

Strong coffee. Double espresso type of strong.

Topic: Sleep or Sex?
Posted: 23 Sep 2017 11:29

This is a no brainer. Sex! You sleep after the sex. Eventually.

Topic: Black and Whites
Posted: 23 Sep 2017 00:54


Topic: Favourite guitar effects pedal?
Posted: 23 Sep 2017 00:36

My Vox amp has loads of effects on it, but I also have three pedals as well. I love the metal pedal, but it really shakes the house.

My favourite at the moment is the delay pedal when playing some pink Floyd riffs, especially coming back to life. It sounds great, and would sound even better if I didn't make mistakes.

I hardly use the Vox effects except for compression which is always on. There are some weird ones on there as well. Very weird.

I love my guitar, but wish I was a lot better than I am.

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Stories Published By DarkSide All Stories »

Audio Story The Rhythm of Sex

"Myfanwy... Myfanwy... Am I yours. Am I yours." "Yes, yes, yes you are -" Oh! those words of reassurance, those words of need, those words of love. The smile, the sigh, the open mouth, the lustful scent that drifts on the rising air. The hand of hers, that slowly clutches and feeds their fingers through filamentous hair, And the brush of fingertips against warm gossamer-like skin. The heady...

Added 15 Oct 2017 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 5 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,705 | 5 Comments

Caught Out

Melissa was still in the bathroom getting ready for her girlie night out when Matt shouted that he was leaving. He waited for a response. He shouted again, just as Melissa stood at the top of the stairs in her black stockings and suspender belt. Her attention focused on her husband. “Have fun with the girls,” he said, raising his eyebrows in a mock suggestive attitude. Melissa nodded,...

Added 09 Oct 2017 | Category Group Sex | Votes 17 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 9,425 | 18 Comments

Poetic Seduction

Emma had listened to ‘Moments of a Welsh Village’ by her favourite author a thousand times. Well, not actually voiced by him, but by a cast of actors and actresses. The leading voice was of the best narrator, in her opinion, that ever lived. She even had the DVD of the movie, with the same actor playing the leading role, though in her mind, she didn’t think it was as good as the...

Added 26 Sep 2017 | Category Lesbian | Votes 18 | Avg Score 4.78 | Views 1,829 | 15 Comments

A Much Needed Quickie on Holiday

She watched her husband with an air of disbelief as he lay on the bed of the hotel room in the most unsexy underwear imaginable; the TV remote control in his hand as he flicked through the channels, never stopping on one longer than to recognise it as junk and move on to the next. Melissa just stood there and stared at him.  A pout formed on her lips as she imagined a young virile man in...

Added 09 Sep 2017 | Category Cheating | Votes 29 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 13,016 | 38 Comments

First Time By The Brook

Oh! the warmth of that day As we spooned and lay On the grassy meadow by the trickling brook. Remind me, Was it your virginity, that I took. We lay together, lips locked and kissing Your finger tips outstretched and teasing My hand raised upon your breast. Tell me, Was it your intention, to be caressed. Fumbling like teenagers, trying to undress Pushing and pulling yet making small...

Added 01 Sep 2017 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 8 | Avg Score 5 | Views 774 | 9 Comments

What's important...

Is it the smell of wet grass Wafting over an alpine meadow. The rising sun playing a  Fleeting tune on the land Beneath our feet. Standing still... Breathing in... Tasting the crispness of the air on our tongues, And that sweet smell of summer. Is it the things we do together. The laughter, the pain, Even the arguments in the rain. The making up, in front of  That warm, cosy fire. The...

Added 31 Aug 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 10 | Avg Score 5 | Views 432 | 10 Comments

What Are Friends For

It had started as an almost innocent email, a bit of harmless fun. An online friend had emailed Emma and asked her to send him a horny picture, providing her with an example. It was a simple request, and one where the result was not expected to transpire. After a short phone call, Emma was on the bed discussing the request with her friend, Sarah. “You want me to what?” asked Sarah. “Take...

Added 30 Aug 2017 | Category Bisexual | Votes 29 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 11,630 | 35 Comments

My Love

I look on you as a distant ember A flicker of light spiralling in the air Untouchable and unreachable I let my fingers reach out to grasp you Yet when I touch, you are no longer there. To touch you, would be to extinguish you Yet I want you to know how I feel To accept your love and hold it up high Lighting the way through the darkest of storms Until we reach our peace, in togetherness. You...

Added 04 Jul 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 7 | Avg Score 5 | Views 443 | 7 Comments


The smile, at the touch of the softest hand On her cheek. The shiver, when hair is slowly drawn back Over her face. The kiss of love on her ear with the gentle, Flick of a tongue. The sigh, a result of the slow and sensual realisation that, Her body yearns for you. The hardening of nipples, as fingertips are Drawn down the spine. The tickling caused by the slightest touch, On her waist...

Added 02 Jul 2017 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 7 | Avg Score 5 | Views 520 | 7 Comments

Who's Watching Who

I love the idea  Of him watching us.  Dim lighting betrays him Through his prised open curtains. Me, on all fours,  Taking my pleasure, And him - Silently panting  From across the road. Watching and squinting And furiosly wanking, With his tissues in hand, In front of cold window panes. In anticipation of need He watches me bend, Twist and arch, And push back in revenge. I look out through...

Added 27 Jun 2017 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 8 | Avg Score 5 | Views 555 | 10 Comments

Friends Comments

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Posted: 23 Oct 2017 11:04

Dare ya!

Posted: 17 Oct 2017 14:04
Obviously! That’s me when you are squinting, from afar 😂 let’s take every inch of makeup off her; add curly mad hair that looks like she’s being electrocuted, dark brown eyes, a rounded tongue and a big smirk 😊

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Familiar? Lol

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Posted: 24 Sep 2017 01:48

Have some Raphael Perez x

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Posted: 10 Sep 2017 12:58
Greetings from Tayside, Scotland

Posted: 03 Sep 2017 14:44

Posted: 26 Aug 2017 13:22
Thank you x

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Posted: 21 Aug 2017 09:17

Probably a little classy for you... but I liked it lol x

Posted: 20 Aug 2017 15:36
Posted: 18 Jul 2017 11:38

Thank you as always for your kind words.

Posted: 11 Jul 2017 17:38
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