About DarkSide


"Good sex is in the head. The tongue helps a little too." It was the first quote I ever made up.

I'm extremely curious and love writing erotic and sometimes downright dirty stories. My imagination seems to be holding up in my advancing years. Some of the stories I write have come from actual experiences. I am continuing to learn about this wonderful world of sex, passion and eroticism.

I have learnt a lot from the various authors on here. The most important thing to me are the comments on my stories. They mean so much more when they are heartfelt. The comments I make range from the short to the overly expressive, I try not to leave a negative comment.

I will email and chat, but I don't always have the time when I am online.

I love Lush, I'm glad I stumbled across it and I'm starting to like the people here. A few more Recommended Reads or an Editor's Pick wouldn't go amiss though!

Dark Side
Relationship Status:
Reading, I love erotica, especially black and white photographic erotica and very well written stories. I love flirting and being naughty and trying out new ways of finding pleasure. I have a photo album on erotic images that I have collected. I have seen a few photographic books that make themselves out to be erotic photography but they fall far short of most of the images here.
Favorite Books:
Mostly SciFi and Biographies, some funny ones as well. Trying to find something different that will take my imagination. If you have any - let me know!

I have never read Shade of Grey - why would I want to read that, when the stories on here, I feel, are a lot better.
Favorite Authors:
I have lots of favourite authors.
Favorite Movies:
Too many to mention.
Favourite TV Shows:
A while back, in the UK, there were a series of shows including: Tipping the Velvet and Queer as Folk.

The former was a period series about lesbians, probably around the Victorian era. The latter was about the gay community of Manchester based around Canal Street. It was one of the funniest series I ever watched.
Favorite Music:
Everything from Rock to Easy Listening...Even Jazz and New World.


Date Joined:
28 Apr 2011
Last Visit:
23 Jan 2019
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Topic: New mobile site
Posted: 19 Jan 2019 21:46

I've not used the mobile site at all yet. Should I be? I always log in to the main site from a tablet or phone with the ?v option that forces the display of the main site. I prefer to use and navigate that.

So, as I'm using half of lush, are there things I'm missing pin this new site, am I only responding to half the comments? Are my story views not a true representation?

Topic: Announcing the Winners of our "Winter Adventure" Story Competition
Posted: 15 Jan 2019 09:33

Well done saucymh, fuzzyblue and browncoffee. All well-deserved places.

I'm chuffed I had an honourable mention. I think the picture and the theme made a lot of people pull out the stops on this one and there were a lot of excellent and varied stories that made for a great competition.

Topic: Happy Birthday to my lovely Simplicity!
Posted: 08 Jan 2019 14:47

Happy Birthday Simplicity <img src="/images/emoticons/occasion15.gif" alt="occasion6"> <img src="/images/emoticons/occasion14.gif" alt="occasion5"> <img src="/images/emoticons/occasion16.gif" alt="occasion7">

I tried giving it a size of 20 - and nothing happened - that's what you get for lyin'

Topic: im master4cuckold chocolat .bi.180cm .85kg. penis .24.13cm .
Posted: 05 Jan 2019 13:39

Who measures their dick to two decimal places, lol. <img src="/images/emoticons/laughing11.gif" alt="laughing9">

I always round up on the inches - lol. Two decimal places is OK, if you had a definitive baseline from where to measure from. That's the problem! Do you measure from the top or from the bottom.

And the length is one thing - so 24cm may be impressive but 0.5cm diamater and you have a straw. Now personally, I like sucking on straws especially when there's strawberry milkshake in the glass.

Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 05 Jan 2019 13:16

I have a request which I don't think should be too difficult. When I look at My Stories I find them detailed as in the image below. The information presented here is good and I would like to export that as a comma separated file or as an Excel file. Would it be possible to allow that to happen please.


It would be nice to see the following fields
Date Submitted Date Displayed Category Title Votes AvgScore Views No.Comments

Also any awarded RRs would be nice to see too. I could then have a play with the file and find out all sorts of things about it.


Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 24 Dec 2018 09:34

Well, I don't pop in that often, but seeing as it's Xmas, I have brought something for you all to help me celebrate.


That's twelve bottles of the best champagne I could get (trust me, they're cheap). But anything for my friends.

Have a great Xmas everyone...

Driving home for xmas, Dooby, dooby, do, do, do.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 24 Dec 2018 09:34

Well, I don't pop in that often, but seeing as it's Xmas, I have brought something for you all to help me celebrate.


That's twelve bottles of the best champagne I could get (trust me, they're cheap). But anything for my friends.

Have a great Xmas everyone...

Driving home for xmas, Dooby, dooby, do, do, do.

Topic: Happy Birthday Ping!
Posted: 21 Dec 2018 09:29

Have a great birthday - and don't forget, you're allowed naughty thoughts on your birthday - and in your case, every other day as well.


Topic: How often does your female partner suck and then swallow your cum?
Posted: 20 Dec 2018 13:51

Wife swallows every time I let her. I am one of the unusual men who can't finish by oral alone, so usually she'll get it when I pull out of her pussy at the last minute and bring it to her mouth. But if I make it to her mouth, she swallows every drop.

I like your wife already!

I have been fortunate, in that most women I have been with sucked and swallowed. My Wife does as well, but she also likes it over her tits and loves me cumming when she gives a tit job.

Topic: Karate, Judo, Boxing, etc.
Posted: 18 Dec 2018 14:59

I've done Tae-Kwon-Do and Karate. Loved both of them and both were very different approaches to the martial arts. I now prefer Karate.

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The year is 2119, a time where everyone wears their complete health status on their arm or neck. Mine is on my arm, that way I can cover it up, but most rich people choose to wear it on their neck as an adornment. It shows everything about you, your health, biometrics, cholesterol level, even your sexual satisfaction, or lack of, in most cases. All the pretty lights flicker away and change...

Added 21 Jan 2019 | Category Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Votes 5 | Avg Score 4.4 | Views 457 | 4 Comments

Up The Garden Path

Wait for me there, Up the garden path,  Take a step, and then another, Open your arms and then - Surrender. Let the vines entwine your wrists,  Let the cold air caress your lips,  Allow the rose thorns to tickle your thighs,  And the shrubs and tall grasses to make you – Sigh. Let me take you, standing there,  Breasts heaving, hot to the touch, Pushing aside your petals of sex,  By...

Added 19 Jan 2019 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 171 | 3 Comments

Great Anticipations

My name is Charles Dickredy and I have lived in the Norfolk Broads, in the year of our lord of eighteen thirty eight, for all of my seventeen years. I know not why I relate this story of love and lust to you simply because of the hurt and trauma that it has caused me, except perhaps, so that others may avoid the pitfalls of kindness and of falling in love with beautiful rich women.  Not that...

Added 17 Jan 2019 | Category Historical | Votes 6 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 726 | 3 Comments

My Finger

I’m sucking on it, well, one of them anyway. My nail is against the roof of my mouth and my tongue is hard against the underside of my finger. It has nowhere to go. It’s stuck there and my cheeks are sucking it inwards. Although my finger is trapped, I manage to pull it free with a plop . I do it again. I’m getting horny doing it because I know where this finger is going. While I suck on...

Added 14 Jan 2019 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 449 | 3 Comments

Recommended Read Moments Earlier

Jason opened his mouth and breathed over a small area of the table for the fifth time. He quickly followed his breath with the soft cloth and polished the table once more. The smudges were finally coming out. He lowered his head so that he could squint over the boardroom table at an angle to see whether any of it was suffering from the after affects. As he squinted, he could see a small...

Added 03 Jan 2019 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 2,167 | 12 Comments

The Ritual

Amanda pushed the key into the door, opened it and shouted in the direction of the stairs. Her shoes, kicked off. Her bag, dropped just inside the door and her hairpin pulled from the bun of hair on her head. Amanda placed the hairpin onto a small table along with her bangles and earrings, like she always did, before continuing the slow and deliberate walk through the house. Her heels...

Added 29 Dec 2018 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 1,079 | 5 Comments

Double Trouble

Amy was browsing the internet. She should have been doing her homework but she always found English so boring. In the corner of her screen was the Skype conversation that she was having with her breast friend, Jen, which had come to one of those natural pauses. Amy was about to type in the box to tell her friend what she was up to when a frantic message appeared. 'Fuck, you've gotta...

Added 26 Dec 2018 | Category Teen | Votes 21 | Avg Score 5 | Views 7,553 | 7 Comments

Audio Story Erotic Feelings

Breath brushing, nape of neck A shivering warmth, kept in check. Hairs on end, goose bumps burst Mouth left watering, lack of thirst. Heart fluttering, secret whispers Along my spine, like prosaic rivers. Fingers arranging, delicate hairs Around ears and face, flushes flare. Shaking of shoulders, intimate touch Your body close, needing so much. Intoxicating scents, lust and love Firm...

Added 21 Dec 2018 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 6 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,547 | 5 Comments

Cuckolding by Numbers

Isn’t it amazing what people get up to behind closed doors? In their day to day lives people are accountants, photographers, managers, researchers, manual labourers, security advisors, spies and all sorts of other professions. Behind closed doors, fetishes are unlocked, behaviour changed, like the flick of a switch. If they are lucky – they share their fetish with their partners; if not,...

Added 19 Dec 2018 | Category Cuckold | Votes 23 | Avg Score 4.9 | Views 9,448 | 15 Comments

Boarding School

My name is Paul Davies; I have a friend, just one friend who shares a room with me. His name is Thomas, Thomas Alverton. He is funny, bright, and intelligence seems to be his middle name, unlike me of course. I am out of place to say the least. In fact, I am not sure what I am doing here in this school. Where’s here? Dunstandale Boarding School for boys. I arrived on my sixteenth...

Added 15 Dec 2018 | Category Historical | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 3,984 | 11 Comments

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