About DarkSide


"Good sex is in the head. The tongue helps a little too." It was the first quote I ever made up.

I'm extremely curious and love writing erotic and sometimes downright dirty stories. My imagination seems to be holding up in my advancing years. Some of the stories I write have come from actual experiences. I am continuing to learn about this wonderful world of sex, passion and eroticism.

I have learnt a lot from the various authors on here. The most important thing to me are the comments on my stories. They mean so much more when they are heartfelt. The comments I make range from the short to the overly expressive, I try not to leave a negative comment.

I will email and chat, but I don't always have the time when I am online.

I love Lush, I'm glad I stumbled across it and I'm starting to like the people here. A few more Recommended Reads or an Editor's Pick wouldn't go amiss though!

Dark Side
Relationship Status:
Reading, I love erotica, especially black and white photographic erotica and very well written stories. I love flirting and being naughty and trying out new ways of finding pleasure. I have a photo album on erotic images that I have collected. I have seen a few photographic books that make themselves out to be erotic photography but they fall far short of most of the images here.
Favorite Books:
Mostly SciFi and Biographies, some funny ones as well. Trying to find something different that will take my imagination. If you have any - let me know!

I have never read Shade of Grey - why would I want to read that, when the stories on here, I feel, are a lot better.
Favorite Authors:
I have lots of favourite authors.
Favorite Movies:
Too many to mention.
Favourite TV Shows:
A while back, in the UK, there were a series of shows including: Tipping the Velvet and Queer as Folk.

The former was a period series about lesbians, probably around the Victorian era. The latter was about the gay community of Manchester based around Canal Street. It was one of the funniest series I ever watched.
Favorite Music:
Everything from Rock to Easy Listening...Even Jazz and New World.


Date Joined:
28 Apr 2011
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Topic: What do you say while doing it?
Posted: 24 Mar 2017 15:29

The paint's nearly dry now.

Topic: Two girl Photo Pics Please !!!
Posted: 24 Mar 2017 15:17

I think this is one of the best erotic B&W I have ever seen.


Topic: OMG Shakespeare - WTF?
Posted: 23 Mar 2017 10:44

There are a few of these books...

Macbeth #killingit
YOLO Juliet
A Midsummer Night #nofilter

There's even a boxed set - I think they're quite amusing especially when all the icons are explained in the back as well. Quite inventive.

Now I quite fancy doing a poem in that manner. Would be cool eh!

Topic: Awesome Award 3/16/17: Dirty Martini
Posted: 17 Mar 2017 15:01

Such a nice tribute and a nice thing to do with regards the competition. I am going to have a read at some of the poems soon.

Topic: Describe yourself in three words
Posted: 17 Mar 2017 14:35


Topic: Do you masturbate daily?
Posted: 20 Feb 2017 15:09

You should wake up earlier lazy, pull a 48 hour experiment!

A two-dayer - what a thought! but let's face it, a cucumber wouldn't last 48 hours right...

Topic: Do you masturbate daily?
Posted: 20 Feb 2017 10:49

I think it's safe to say that everyday someone is masturbating.

I am now left wondering how many people masturbate at the same time of day, worldwide. It's not down to time zones is it. You could be anywhere in the world. Now, I fancy doing research on that, but where do you start?????

Topic: Do you masturbate daily?
Posted: 20 Feb 2017 10:47

Yes - ONCE A DAY...

Starting at 9:00 am and finishing just gone 12:00 midnight.

I like to have some rest when I'm sleeping.

Topic: Self promotion!
Posted: 19 Feb 2017 02:25

I never used to promote myself. I always felt awkward by it. But having received quite a lot of emails as others do it I felt, why not.

I don't mind getting the emails, as you can always delete them if you want to. I generally keep them until I have clicked on the story. That doesn't always mean I will comment ours give a score though.

I also feel obliged to read the stories from friends and people I consider as friends much to the suppression of a lot of other stories.

So expect a spam from me in the near future... lol...I have a series of short stories coming up. I shall be asking questions to everyone on this thread. Lol.

Topic: Choose any two
Posted: 11 Feb 2017 07:02

Which two ways would you like to have sex with me?
Deep throat ( I'm very good at it)

Chose any two

My first choice would have to be deep throat.
For my second choice it would be deep throat!

In the words of Kryten...it is such a lovely way to go, I had to mention it twice!

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Stories Published By DarkSide All Stories »

Interview – With A Nymphomaniac

Melissa had entered my flat in the most confident manner that I have ever witnessed. She handed me her thin coat as she strode confidently past me over to the black leather chair; the same chair that I so memorably labelled as Emma’s chair about two weeks ago. In a sense, it felt like I was treated like a butler. I hung her coat on one of the hooks and smiled at Melissa as I approached her....

Added 26 Apr 2017 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 27 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 3,383 | 19 Comments

Audio Story I Do It For You

A knock is heard on her door And with a smile of expectation She leads him into the depths of no return. No finesse, no caresses, No love lives here. Listen... You can hear the pounding of the bedposts And the squeeking of the springs As his rampant urge takes control. You can hear her moans force their way  Through the paper thin walls, As they fuck to their hearts content. They don't know...

Added 15 Apr 2017 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 10 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,829 | 10 Comments

Recommended Read Interview – With A Submissive

I was sitting in the lounge connecting some audio equipment when something nudged at my senses. I stopped fiddling with the audio cables and listened carefully with my head cocked to one side and my eyes scanning the room in all directions. I heard the knock again, it was so faint that it was hard to know where it came from. I walked to the door but kept listening in case the direction of...

Added 31 Mar 2017 | Category BDSM | Votes 31 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 5,413 | 18 Comments

How I Need Thee

Tell me, Am I to be compared to a flower  On a summers Morn. Laid down in the softness of grassy banks, My petals, slowly unfold As your stalk, grows strong and demanding. Glimpses of each other Across inches of space Accompanied by a hint of desperation, And a burning fire within. This feeling,  of unfettered lust, Falls on stony ground  Amidst the torturous numbness of separation. I want...

Added 17 Mar 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 32 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 388 | 31 Comments

Audio Story What Is It, That You Want

Tell me - what is it that you want? On this wintry day Spitting cold mist and icy winds Dressed in this full length coat. Belt, not threaded, but tied in a knot, What is it, that you want? Tell me - what is it that you want? The unfurled coat, displaying the nakedness of youth Your body glinting from the mellow-yellow sodium lamps The red lingerie, gives warmth, without warming at all...

Added 13 Mar 2017 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 11 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,776 | 13 Comments

Wild and Unfettered

Oh! Those hot and wild nights Picking gently at our food Second guessing those sexy thoughts... That play games inside our minds. Inviting you back At the end of the night The offer of coffee, and perhaps a chat... Or unfinished business, with a smile. All kinds of thoughts All kinds of images Running through our minds... As keys unlock the doors of desire. Bitten lips, linger on faces...

Added 11 Mar 2017 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 11 | Avg Score 5 | Views 272 | 9 Comments

The Black Hole

  About a year ago I found myself in Manchester. Part of its fame is Canal Street, which is a haven for gay men. The whole street comes alive at night and many blokes wander from bar to bar. My friend Steve and I were two such guys that drank in the nightlife and ambiance, that is, Canal Street.   On one night out we ended up in a pub that was new for us. It didn’t look that exciting,...

Added 16 Feb 2017 | Category Gay Male | Votes 17 | Avg Score 4.76 | Views 4,137 | 12 Comments

'til my dying day

What is it about you, That makes my heart flutter. My body doth stir To the beat of your tune. And with every note you play, And every rest you take, It feeds my hunger, 'til my dying day. In you I see Beauty, and the Beast. The beauty I will follow, And I yearn to tame your beast. Yet I need your strength To teach me these things. How can I be?  Without you beside me, 'til my dying day. As...

Added 31 Jan 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 12 | Avg Score 5 | Views 282 | 11 Comments

The Library

I have a gorgeous boyfriend, except when we have conversations about sex. We often end up in one of two states, agreeing with each other and promptly carrying out the task at hand, or violently disagreeing with each other. The last one was in between, a very different outcome for us both. It was on the topic of exhibitionism and voyeurism. I quite like it, and would definitely give it a...

Added 30 Jan 2017 | Category Exhibitionism | Votes 25 | Avg Score 4.91 | Views 4,540 | 16 Comments

Waking Moments

The first thing I am conscious of is how her knee slips along my thigh, her tummy presses slightly into my bottom, as she spoons into me. Then I feel the little kiss that she plants on my shoulder; right on the little butterfly tattoo that she bought for me on my last birthday. She knows I’m half-awake but I pretend to be asleep. Involuntarily I push my bottom backwards and feel the comfort...

Added 25 Jan 2017 | Category Lesbian | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 3,449 | 6 Comments

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Told you!!!

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Back to the drawing board x
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It's never a bad time to read.
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Fair is fair... Your turn! I'm going to enjoy this 😉

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