About DarkSide


"Good sex is in the head. The tongue helps a little too." It was the first quote I ever made up.

I'm extremely curious and love writing erotic and sometimes downright dirty stories. My imagination seems to be holding up in my advancing years. Some of the stories I write have come from actual experiences. I am continuing to learn about this wonderful world of sex, passion and eroticism.

I have learnt a lot from the various authors on here. The most important thing to me are the comments on my stories. They mean so much more when they are heartfelt. The comments I make range from the short to the overly expressive, I try not to leave a negative comment.

I will email and chat, but I don't always have the time when I am online.

I love Lush, I'm glad I stumbled across it and I'm starting to like the people here. A few more Recommended Reads or an Editor's Pick wouldn't go amiss though!

Dark Side
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Reading, I love erotica, especially black and white photographic erotica and very well written stories. I love flirting and being naughty and trying out new ways of finding pleasure. I have a photo album on erotic images that I have collected. I have seen a few photographic books that make themselves out to be erotic photography but they fall far short of most of the images here.
Favorite Books:
Mostly SciFi and Biographies, some funny ones as well. Trying to find something different that will take my imagination. If you have any - let me know!

I have never read Shade of Grey - why would I want to read that, when the stories on here, I feel, are a lot better.
Favorite Authors:
I have lots of favourite authors.
Favorite Movies:
Too many to mention.
Favourite TV Shows:
A while back, in the UK, there were a series of shows including: Tipping the Velvet and Queer as Folk.

The former was a period series about lesbians, probably around the Victorian era. The latter was about the gay community of Manchester based around Canal Street. It was one of the funniest series I ever watched.
Favorite Music:
Everything from Rock to Easy Listening...Even Jazz and New World.


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28 Apr 2011
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Topic: Watch This Space for a Stupendous Announcement about the New Direction of LushStories!
Posted: 16 Jun 2017 08:50

We must be nearing 3 by now. It's been 3 days of me waiting for my comp entry to be validated. Perhaps it will get published in 3 more days.

That's what you're all waiting for - what a treat you have in store.

But how did Sprite know it would take 10 days anyway?

Topic: Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted: 26 May 2017 13:08

Absolutely wonderful breasts...
Sorry, that just came out on its own...Nice outfit!

Topic: Why do you come to Lush...?
Posted: 21 May 2017 15:26

To find out how much closer Trump has brought the world to nuclear meltdown

Yeah - I can see that's going to happen in here!!!

Topic: Why do you come to Lush...?
Posted: 21 May 2017 15:25

To read and to write erotic fiction or fact. To meet like minded people as well. Especially if they are on my wavelength.

Topic: Announcing the Winners of our "Passion" Poetry Competition
Posted: 09 May 2017 15:20

Congratulations to AvrgBlkGrl, Liz, Sprite and the rest of the top 10 for such great poems.

Topic: Your profile views
Posted: 03 May 2017 12:39

I'm on 69,316...I would love to be famous...so come on everyone - get clicking - lol.

Topic: What do you say while doing it?
Posted: 24 Mar 2017 15:29

The paint's nearly dry now.

Topic: Two girl Photo Pics Please !!!
Posted: 24 Mar 2017 15:17

I think this is one of the best erotic B&W I have ever seen.


Topic: OMG Shakespeare - WTF?
Posted: 23 Mar 2017 10:44

There are a few of these books...

Macbeth #killingit
YOLO Juliet
A Midsummer Night #nofilter

There's even a boxed set - I think they're quite amusing especially when all the icons are explained in the back as well. Quite inventive.

Now I quite fancy doing a poem in that manner. Would be cool eh!

Topic: Awesome Award 3/16/17: Dirty Martini
Posted: 17 Mar 2017 15:01

Such a nice tribute and a nice thing to do with regards the competition. I am going to have a read at some of the poems soon.

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Stories Published By DarkSide All Stories »

Who's Watching Who

I love the idea  Of him watching us.  Dim lighting betrays him Through his prised open curtains. Me, on all fours,  Taking my pleasure, And him - Silently panting  From across the road. Watching and squinting And furiosly wanking, With his tissues in hand, In front of cold window panes. In anticipation of need He watches me bend, Twist and arch, And push back in revenge. I look out through...

Added 27 Jun 2017 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 39 | 3 Comments

Deception Uncovered

My wife and I have a normal kind of relationship. We both work hard during the week and spend time with each other whenever we can. Sex is good, varied and we both get a huge kick from it. I wouldn’t say we talk about sex that much, or our fantasies, but at least, unlike other couples, we don’t have any secrets from each other.  Well, I guess we have fantasies, but like I said, we don’t tend...

Added 26 Jun 2017 | Category Seduction | Votes 10 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,774 | 11 Comments

More Than What Melissa Wanted.

  I looked down at my body and tried to control the way my breasts heaved. My heart was racing faster than a formula 1 car. I knew I had to do it. I knew that. I stood and watched the door to the barn to see whether there was any indication of who was inside. I could just about see the rather dim lighting trying its best to leak around the doorframe and through the odd gash in the wooden...

Added 16 Jun 2017 | Category Hardcore

Interview – With The Wife

We were sitting in the lounge, the TV was on and the contestants of The Voice were vying for attention of the red chairs in front of them. I wasn’t taking much notice and was also reading while watching the TV at the same time. I looked up from my book and caught a glimpse of the girl during her obligatory pre-audition interview. I perked up and started to watch over the edge of my glasses....

Added 27 May 2017 | Category Humor | Votes 15 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 3,168 | 20 Comments

Audio Story Breasts

Listen to the audio of Breasts, but also... Look above you. The Image represents all the words in the best shape ever created.    ...

Added 17 May 2017 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 10 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,958 | 12 Comments

Out on the Town

I was enjoying myself, out on the town with some friends. We had just left a cocktail bar and were proceeding to the next one. After all, where else do a handful of semi-naked women go, on a night out, in London town? I was feeling horny all night, from well before I actually got dressed and left my house. It got worse the more I drank and we were about to visit the third cocktail bar...

Added 16 May 2017 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 14 | Avg Score 4.79 | Views 2,307 | 12 Comments

Audio Story First Love

Let me say these things now, as I Throw these words down on this electronic canvas.  Words that are written in internet ink, and Words that have stayed in my head, Stagnating and idle, Clogging up my life, and my soul... For far too long. Words that I should have said when I was young, But these words did not come easy then. In my silent and unforgiving shyness  I could not utter those words...

Added 09 May 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 10 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,748 | 11 Comments

Interview – With A Nymphomaniac

Melissa had entered my flat in the most confident manner that I have ever witnessed. She handed me her thin coat as she strode confidently past me over to the black leather chair; the same chair that I so memorably labelled as Emma’s chair about two weeks ago. In a sense, it felt like I was treated like a butler. I hung her coat on one of the hooks and smiled at Melissa as I approached her....

Added 26 Apr 2017 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 31 | Avg Score 4.97 | Views 5,380 | 22 Comments

Audio Story I Do It For You

A knock is heard on her door And with a smile of expectation She leads him into the depths of no return. No finesse, no caresses, No love lives here. Listen... You can hear the pounding of the bedposts And the squeeking of the springs As his rampant urge takes control. You can hear her moans force their way  Through the paper thin walls, As they fuck to their hearts content. They don't know...

Added 15 Apr 2017 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 10 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,639 | 10 Comments

Recommended Read Interview – With A Submissive

I was sitting in the lounge connecting some audio equipment when something nudged at my senses. I stopped fiddling with the audio cables and listened carefully with my head cocked to one side and my eyes scanning the room in all directions. I heard the knock again, it was so faint that it was hard to know where it came from. I walked to the door but kept listening in case the direction of...

Added 31 Mar 2017 | Category BDSM | Votes 33 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 7,694 | 19 Comments

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Forgiven? Lol

Posted: 25 May 2017 15:25
Looking forward to getting to know you better...xo

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Posted: 18 May 2017 05:53
Many thanks for recently reading my poem Blessings and for leaving such a considered comment. It is truly appreciated.

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Thank you.

Posted: 30 Apr 2017 03:11
Thank you for reading The Nerds 101. Have a great Sunday.
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Have a good weekend.
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Told you!!!
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