About DarkSide


"Good sex is in the head. The tongue helps a little too." It was the first quote I ever made up.

I'm extremely curious and love writing erotic and sometimes downright dirty stories. My imagination seems to be holding up in my advancing years. Some of the stories I write have come from actual experiences. I am continuing to learn about this wonderful world of sex, passion and eroticism.

I have learnt a lot from the various authors on here. The most important thing to me are the comments on my stories. They mean so much more when they are heartfelt. The comments I make range from the short to the overly expressive, I try not to leave a negative comment.

I will email and chat, but I don't always have the time when I am online.

I love Lush, I'm glad I stumbled across it and I'm starting to like the people here. A few more Recommended Reads or an Editor's Pick wouldn't go amiss though!

Dark Side
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Reading, I love erotica, especially black and white photographic erotica and very well written stories. I love flirting and being naughty and trying out new ways of finding pleasure. I have a photo album on erotic images that I have collected. I have seen a few photographic books that make themselves out to be erotic photography but they fall far short of most of the images here.
Favorite Books:
Mostly SciFi and Biographies, some funny ones as well. Trying to find something different that will take my imagination. If you have any - let me know!

I have never read Shade of Grey - why would I want to read that, when the stories on here, I feel, are a lot better.
Favorite Authors:
I have lots of favourite authors.
Favorite Movies:
Too many to mention.
Favourite TV Shows:
A while back, in the UK, there were a series of shows including: Tipping the Velvet and Queer as Folk.

The former was a period series about lesbians, probably around the Victorian era. The latter was about the gay community of Manchester based around Canal Street. It was one of the funniest series I ever watched.
Favorite Music:
Everything from Rock to Easy Listening...Even Jazz and New World.


Date Joined:
28 Apr 2011
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Topic: Do you masturbate daily?
Posted: 20 Feb 2017 15:09

You should wake up earlier lazy, pull a 48 hour experiment!

A two-dayer - what a thought! but let's face it, a cucumber wouldn't last 48 hours right...

Topic: Do you masturbate daily?
Posted: 20 Feb 2017 10:49

I think it's safe to say that everyday someone is masturbating.

I am now left wondering how many people masturbate at the same time of day, worldwide. It's not down to time zones is it. You could be anywhere in the world. Now, I fancy doing research on that, but where do you start?????

Topic: Do you masturbate daily?
Posted: 20 Feb 2017 10:47

Yes - ONCE A DAY...

Starting at 9:00 am and finishing just gone 12:00 midnight.

I like to have some rest when I'm sleeping.

Topic: Self promotion!
Posted: 19 Feb 2017 02:25

I never used to promote myself. I always felt awkward by it. But having received quite a lot of emails as others do it I felt, why not.

I don't mind getting the emails, as you can always delete them if you want to. I generally keep them until I have clicked on the story. That doesn't always mean I will comment ours give a score though.

I also feel obliged to read the stories from friends and people I consider as friends much to the suppression of a lot of other stories.

So expect a spam from me in the near future... lol...I have a series of short stories coming up. I shall be asking questions to everyone on this thread. Lol.

Topic: Choose any two
Posted: 11 Feb 2017 07:02

Which two ways would you like to have sex with me?
Deep throat ( I'm very good at it)

Chose any two

My first choice would have to be deep throat.
For my second choice it would be deep throat!

In the words of Kryten...it is such a lovely way to go, I had to mention it twice!

Topic: Join me in wishing my Lovely Simplicity a happy and wonderful birthday!!!!!
Posted: 08 Jan 2017 14:57

Happy Birthday

Topic: The Submission Editor
Posted: 27 Dec 2016 10:36

I used to be able to center text in the story submission editor, like section breaks such as
I cannot achieve that anymore - will it get fixed?

I have tried the way this system does it and have also tried writing HTML to do the same such as
<DIV align="center"></DIV>
<p align="center">

Topic: Win a Gold Membership! [Contest Closed]
Posted: 21 Dec 2016 14:17

Three (3).

I got my omnium badge on Lush this year and I've made some wonderful friends on here (virtual ones but lovely ones).


Topic: Writers - Please Read: Story modding slow down
Posted: 17 Dec 2016 03:33

I was wondering what was taking the time. Glad I stumbled upon this topic. Thanks for letting us know.

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Stories Published By DarkSide All Stories »

The Black Hole

  About a year ago I found myself in Manchester. Part of its fame is Canal Street, which is a haven for gay men. The whole street comes alive at night and many blokes wander from bar to bar. My friend Steve and I were two such guys that drank in the nightlife and ambiance, that is, Canal Street.   On one night out we ended up in a pub that was new for us. It didn’t look that exciting,...

Added 16 Feb 2017 | Category Gay Male | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 2,239 | 10 Comments

'til my dying day

What is it about you, That makes my heart flutter. My body doth stir To the beat of your tune. And with every note you play, And every rest you take, It feeds my hunger, 'til my dying day. In you I see Beauty, and the Beast. The beauty I will follow, And I yearn to tame your beast. Yet I need your strength To teach me these things. How can I be?  Without you beside me, 'til my dying day. As...

Added 31 Jan 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 11 | Avg Score 5 | Views 220 | 10 Comments

The Library

I have a gorgeous boyfriend, except when we have conversations about sex. We often end up in one of two states, agreeing with each other and promptly carrying out the task at hand, or violently disagreeing with each other. The last one was in between, a very different outcome for us both. It was on the topic of exhibitionism and voyeurism. I quite like it, and would definitely give it a...

Added 30 Jan 2017 | Category Exhibitionism | Votes 25 | Avg Score 4.91 | Views 3,602 | 16 Comments

Waking Moments

The first thing I am conscious of is how her knee slips along my thigh, her tummy presses slightly into my bottom, as she spoons into me. Then I feel the little kiss that she plants on my shoulder; right on the little butterfly tattoo that she bought for me on my last birthday. She knows I’m half-awake but I pretend to be asleep. Involuntarily I push my bottom backwards and feel the comfort...

Added 25 Jan 2017 | Category Lesbian | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.78 | Views 2,880 | 6 Comments

A Very Naughty Girl – Loves Anonymous Sex

I was sat in my office, watching the depraved beauty, my wife Melissa, on the PC in front of me about to take a new cock. The bloke lifted his head from her soaked pussy, and from the view of the camera, even I could tell that she had soaked the thick cotton fabric that covered the massage table. I watched the bloke hook his thumbs into his jogging pants and pull them swiftly to the floor. ...

Added 23 Jan 2017 | Category Exhibitionism | Votes 27 | Avg Score 5 | Views 4,918 | 18 Comments

The Layby

I have been here, in this spot, for a very long time. I wasn’t always in the state I am in now. I have changed over time, and time has treated me, shall we say, inconsistently. Inconsistently may be a strange word to explain time, but bear with me. I have witnessed many things in all my states of being. In the good old days, when I was something other than I am now, I only knew of birds...

Added 16 Jan 2017 | Category Humor | Votes 15 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 2,090 | 10 Comments

I Hate Christmas

I hate Christmas and always have. It’s one of those times of the year when everything becomes expensive, even the giving of gifts to loved ones. The alcohol seems expensive, Christmas parties emerge from every nook and cranny requiring taxis for transportation and it’s polite to be nice to everyone. “Merry fucking Christmas,” echoes through my head every time, but the fucking word...

Added 07 Dec 2016 | Category Group Sex | Votes 39 | Avg Score 4.81 | Views 8,019 | 26 Comments

A Very Naughty Girl - On the Bus to Work

At seven in the morning, I found myself waiting at the bus stop for what would be another boring Friday. My only consolation was that it was the last day of my shift work for yet another week. I listened to the music on my iPod as I looked at the few people in the bus queue; trying my best to make them out to be attractive or sexy and putting them in situations that I found horny, anything...

Added 01 Dec 2016 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 32 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 7,694 | 21 Comments

Recommended Read PokeMeGo

A friend of mine put me onto it. We were having a conversation on Skype and she said that there was this App that was like Pokemon-go but very, very different. Then she proceeded to tell me all about it. I must have shaken my head several times throughout the conversation as she proceeded to describe the process through a chat window. I kept on sending messages back to her, such as, ...

Added 28 Aug 2016 | Category Humor | Votes 25 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,386 | 18 Comments

Recommended Read Reduced To An Orgasmic Wreck

My name is Susan Jones, I am forty years old and I am a high-flying businesswoman. I work for a large corporate company that you would know, which is why I am not telling you the name. I am very successful at work; not so much in my private life. I have one failed marriage and three failed relationships. Don’t ask? I don’t exactly know what went wrong with them, but they all failed miserably...

Added 12 Apr 2016 | Category Exhibitionism | Votes 37 | Avg Score 5 | Views 14,855 | 38 Comments

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Thank you for your support and inspiration. Honey. What else.

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For a "stimulating" read this weekend, (or anytime),
check out my story list: https://www.lushstories.com/traceekies/stories

Stay horny my friend!

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