Forum posts made by darkside

Topic What would you like to do to a pussy?
Posted 14 Oct 2016 11:28

I'm just as good as Shannon....

No kidding!

Topic Challenge - Ruin a First Date in 4 Words
Posted 14 Oct 2016 11:23

I love my ex!

Topic What is the best type of panties?
Posted 12 Oct 2016 15:39

Like Buz has hinted at. I think a g-string is the best. It can be used as a cam belt when the one on your car breaks. So can a pair of stockings lol. Think practical, and knickers will be obvious.

Topic Moderator of the Month for September
Posted 11 Oct 2016 14:29

Congratulations the current BREXIT rate that will buy you a glass of wine...


Topic Would you meet up with a girl from this site?
Posted 04 Sep 2016 12:52

There are a few on here that I would like to meet, for various reasons, some because they are authors and I would like to say hello.

There is one that I would like to meet because.....

Topic Name a song that gets stuck in your head
Posted 04 Sep 2016 12:49

Sultans of swing - Dire Straits

Topic Favourite guitar effects pedal?
Posted 27 Aug 2016 09:23

My favourite pedals are the BOSS ones. The chorus is the one I use the most, but I love the METAL CORE ML-2 pedal. Lovely noise.

Topic Guys - How do you Swear (what words)?
Posted 27 Aug 2016 08:38

I use a fair few swear words of the fuck and shit variety. I don't do it all the time, but if something has sparked off then I will tend to use them. I must stop using them so often at times. I will often call myself a tosser for doing something wrong.

I once heard someone being called a cunt. They retorted with "Yeah! well you're a fucking prick. At least cunt's are useful."

At the time, I thought that was a brilliant retort.

Topic Plagiarism alert
Posted 17 Aug 2016 15:54

Mine are also on that XPORNO site as well. But the user that has uploaded them is also XPORNO - so they have completely ignored the writer of the stories. I don't want my stories on any other site, but I guess there's nothing anyone can do about this is there.

Topic Brits: Please explain the 'Brexit' situation
Posted 05 Jul 2016 14:41

Brexit is an easy concept to understand.

Simply put, it means...


But...It has destroyed virtually every political party in the UK.

Topic Ladies, do you think forbidden sex is hotter than sex with a guy you're supposed to do it with ?
Posted 28 Jun 2016 15:31

I can't say who I've had sex with that fits this description within the terms of site rules.

That has got to be the most erotic, horniest, and downright naughtiest statement that I have ever read. I may be taking it the wrong way lol.

But, I agree, sex that is conciously unbound, is fucking fantastic, but at the same time can be a very rare thing.

The act, meet someone, touch them up, take them somewhere, fuck them, say goodbye. How often does that happen, yet how many times is that scenario a fantasy.....I dream on.

Topic Brits: Please explain the 'Brexit' situation
Posted 24 Jun 2016 15:33

What a disaster. angry7
Packing a bag... moving to Scotland

You going to get a crate of wine from France before you go saucy...what have the people done eh! Into the unknown.

Topic What is your biggest sexual secret from your significant other?
Posted 19 Jun 2016 14:31

Where to fucking start.

I claim the fifth amendment!

Topic The Night Manager Mini Series on AMC
Posted 08 Jun 2016 10:20

Did you mean the pregnant British Security lady? She was pregnant for ages lol.

Most women are pregnant for ages - 9 months to be precise.

Anyway, the Night Manager is awesome, if you can watch it, do watch it. The pregnant lady is Olivia Coleman. She's been in lots of things.

An even better series (or at least equal to it) in Britain, is Line of Duty. That hooked me completely.

Posted 21 May 2016 12:03

I have a handful of RRs and I have to say that I am extremely proud of them.

Although, I have considered that some of my musings are superb, I also recognise that some are most definitely not. The thing is, what seems great to me (because of how I look at the stories) may not be any good as a story to the rest of the community. I have been pretty upset at the response to some of my work that I felt was clever. Now, that may be because they are crap, and that's fine. Not everyone has the same connection to a story. If everyone thought like me, I would be famous.

I have worked hard to get those RR's but I cannot say whether they were deserved or not. A moderator obviously saw something in them, and for that, I thank them.

I agree with most RRs, and I always try to read them - because I want to improve. Though I also think that there is something good in every story - something to learn from. I want to be able to write a story so that every one of them gets an RR and hopefully, one day an EP will pop up. I have been here 5 years, written over 140 stories and have about 6 or 7 RRs, but that's fine. I am trying to be serious about how I write though. I like uncertainty, nervousness, brazenness and things like that.

I tend to submit stories now and ask for comments from the moderator as to why they did not award an RR. Not because I am arrogant, though it can come across like that I guess, but because I want to understand why it doesn't float their boat. What's missing? What haven't I done? Is the story that boring? I want to know Why?

Some moderators ignore my request completely, I wish they wouldn't as it doesn't help me in the long run, but other's do try and critique it. I know they have a lot to get through but for someone serious they should make the effort. To be honest, I am more than happy for a moderator to take my stories apart and tell me how crap they are, providing they know (100%) what they are talking about. I am also prepared to take that from people who have an opinion of what they thought was wrong with my stories.

Can there be a policy for moderators that, if asked why a story fails to get an RR, they respond truthfully. For me, that would not hurt my feelings at all. I would start to understand what is required.

Topic Who is your celebrity crush?
Posted 16 May 2016 16:05

This is a no-brainer.
Julia Roberts.
Sexier now than ever.

Topic How many active member from uk ?
Posted 03 May 2016 09:23

I'm here at number 9.

Topic If you could bring one band or solo artist back from the dead, who would it be?
Posted 02 May 2016 06:43

It would have to be Freddie Mercury...

Topic Would you like to win one of three *Free* gold memberships?
Posted 17 Apr 2016 09:12

53 - I don't think it's gone

Topic music what not to play at a funeral
Posted 17 Apr 2016 09:04

Fuck You by Lily Allen

Topic Past Lives?
Posted 12 Apr 2016 10:30

Hell and Heaven are all relative...

I mean...I love sex and anything filthy, dirty, raunchy, lusty...I could go on.

So...if I end up in a place with all the same people, then that would be heaven for me.
If I end up in a place with the complete opposite set of people - then that would be hell.

Hell is not fire and brimstone and Heaven is not white fluffy clouds full of people with harps. They are the opposite of where you would like to end up.

Next time I come back - If I do I...
a) Want to be a woman
b) A very bad and misbehaved one
c) Without the periods.

Topic What are you afraid of?
Posted 01 Apr 2016 08:14

That one day, my body will not be able to behave, the way my mind is capable of.

That would be such a shame.

Topic You can't be in a bad mood if....
Posted 01 Apr 2016 05:43

You're on Lush!

Topic your description of someone not good in bed..
Posted 31 Mar 2016 05:59

I'm good in bed...Just thought I would let you all know. Just in case it passed you by.

I'm attentive, I will always consider the woman first, then us, and if I haven't cum by then, me as well.

Just don't all come round at once. Please, let me know when you're going to call and please have the decency to say "thank you" afterwards.


Topic Do you enjoy naughty chat?
Posted 30 Mar 2016 08:36

I would echo all the sentiments about it being the right person. But I would also add...

The right 'mind' as well. If both of you have the right kind of filthiness, inside your head, then it can be mind blowing. I suppose that only comes from knowing someone quite a bit. You mustn't be afraid to let the conversation go places, you perhaps, don't want it to.

Topic Moderator of the Month for February, with $100 to spend in the Amazon store
Posted 09 Mar 2016 14:35

Well done JWren. Well deserved I would say.

Topic Things you don't understand even when they're explained to you.
Posted 03 Mar 2016 00:04

Do they play rugby in Wales?

They certainly do only sometimes, they don't know the rules. Lol lol

Topic If you could only do one type of exercise or sport, what would it be?
Posted 01 Mar 2016 12:18

Has to be couch aerobics.

What! you mean breathing...

I would do just shoot all day!

Topic Finish the sentence...I remember when...
Posted 28 Feb 2016 15:47

I remember when there was no Internet!

Topic Is Sex Addiction Real?
Posted 28 Feb 2016 09:53

The addiction is almost instant in some cases.

Just look at Kiera's avatar above. I just saw that and I'm addicted to it. There's no hope for me.