Forum posts made by darkside

Topic What would you do if you came home and found your girlfriend masturbating?
Posted 24 May 2018 15:41

Would watch her enjoying herself for a bit and then join in and help with anything that she wanted...

Ditto.

Topic Accidental Frottage?
Posted 15 May 2018 14:19

I think you should have said, "I'm sorry I made it grow!" and then winked at him.

That would have been fun.

But to be honest, if a guy can't control his cock in situations like that then he is lost. He either took advantage of your bottom and made himself erect - in which case he would have blushed and felt like a stupid pervert when you said sorry, or he genuinely tried to suppress his erection and failed. In that case, I would have smiled and said sorry myself. Don't think I would have blushed but I might have when younger.

Topic How would you shoot a porn video?
Posted 13 May 2018 02:10

A porn movie should be looking into someone's life, all be it a private moment.

Full scenes would be a must. The people must love doing what they do. There would be no looking or glancing into the camera unless it's situated between the actors eyes. Or the person is facing a camera straight on.

I think a scene full of hidden cameras all shooting at the same time would accomplish this. Then there would be a lot of editing to put together the right clips. I love to see the woman have an orgasm. Eyes rolling back into her head an option.

Topic New Submission Rules.
Posted 09 May 2018 14:46

Let me get this straight Poems to be submitted on....

2= Tuesday, 4=Thursday, 6=Saturday, 8=Monday, 10=Wednesday....No wait Monday is day 1 and Wednesday is 3 and they are odd....Confused.com!

What if the poems have an odd number of verses - are they allowed to be submitted on uneven days?

What about exhibitionist and voyeuristic stories? Will they have to be submitted through keyholes and open curtained windows; with or without the lights on.

Topic Do we get more kinky as we age?
Posted 04 May 2018 10:20

As a teenager I was not as outgoing as I am now. Not as confident. I can say that through the ages my sexual experiences have gone beyond anything I imagined when I was 18 or 20 even. I knew about them - but they were the stories that filled the pages of porn magazines or came from pub chatter and boisterousness.

I think finding the right partner to share experiences helps a great deal. Because when two of you are on a journey of discovery (sexual ones that is) then it's awesome. Kinkyness comes with that. I think I am more ready to spank someone now than I would have been when I was younger - and I think that's because I now know that some women love that and want and need it.

Every facet of sex is not taboo - some areas are only taboo to some people - others think they are normal....

Like my strapline!

Topic Kissing her afterwards
Posted 01 May 2018 14:30

I've had a woman give me a BJ and then immediately got up and kissed me with a mouthful to share. What do you do? You kiss her back of course.
I think her words were "If you expect me to swallow it then you can share it."
I would have done the same to her if she squirted in my mouth.
I have also gone down on a woman after having sex with her. Tasting both is quite nice.

Topic How many dates before I can tie her up?
Posted 01 May 2018 11:14

How about you be subtle and clever about it.
Don't ask whether you can tie her up.
Take some handcuffs along to the date and when she says, "You going to use them," just smile.
Makes her think that it was her decision to do it in the first place.

Topic Moderator of the Month for April
Posted 01 May 2018 11:09

Congratulations Hannah! So very well deserved.

Topic What is it?
Posted 29 Apr 2018 10:03

A "strap me to it" bed bench - lol.

Topic Masturbation Privacy
Posted 28 Apr 2018 15:08

I masturbate as my wife dangles her breasts in my face. I suck on her nipples and flesh and wank. She can't reach my cock when she dangles so she's OK with it.

Don't tell me me I've been doing something wrong all these years - LOL!

Topic NAME one thing you wish you had known about sex but no one told you.
Posted 28 Apr 2018 15:05

To just go for it. Try anything and everything - but get the right partner first. Then anything you want will fall into place.

Topic your description of someone not good in bed..
Posted 23 Apr 2018 09:29

Bad lover - none of the below.

Good lover -
1) not in it for themselves.
2) considerate.
3) your partner always cums first (literally)
4) you just both have the energy and inclination to entice each other.
5) grab those precious moments together.
6) pinch her nipples even if she doesn't like it - sorry, couldn't resist that one.

Topic Would people be surprised to find out
Posted 22 Apr 2018 13:22

Everyone around me, in real life, would be shocked to the core. Some may accept it and nod their head. Other's wouldn't. But, I like writing stories and exercising my mind, sexually.

My wife knows that I can write sexy stories but she doesn't know I publish them here - or how many I have published.

There are some people, from my past, that would not be shocked at all. Some would smile and a few would ask me for the name of the site.

Topic Favorite Frozen Treats
Posted 21 Apr 2018 15:25

Nipples.

Left to dangle over a chest freezer for at least three minutes. Take out, suck into mouth and enjoy. 😂😂😂

Topic Moderator of the Month for March
Posted 19 Apr 2018 14:45

Well deserved Kee, thanks for all your hard work.

And to the others for clearing the ever growing lush queue.

Topic Waking up to a blow job - yay or nay?
Posted 18 Apr 2018 09:41

i have woken up men with Blowjobs many times... if it is hard it is asking to be sucked!

Will you please have a word with my wife, please!

Topic Women with large breast
Posted 07 Apr 2018 05:42

Just decided you can't beat Milena Velba. Not only does she have gorgeous sized breasts but she's bloody attractive with it. I love her face as much as her body.

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Topic Women with large breast
Posted 07 Apr 2018 04:47

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Topic Women with large breast
Posted 07 Apr 2018 04:42

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Topic "Swingers" Category Added
Posted 04 Apr 2018 15:36

Do stories featuring sex swings belong in this category?

Yes they do but only if there are more than four people one must be swinging on the swing while eating blueberries and honey and the other two must be helping him/her swing. The fourth person should be filling the bath with oats, while the fifth should be on their way back from the diving shop.

Sorry I mentioned diving, not as in the muff type but the underwater snorkelling type.

Shouldn't have mentioned diving. Nicola will only think up another category. 😂😂

Topic Would you play strip poker with the person above you?
Posted 04 Apr 2018 15:23

Yes and I would love to lose too.

Also a guy wishing they were a black and white female owning lots of leather outfits. Obviously.

Topic Dominate or to be dominated or pass the above person?
Posted 04 Apr 2018 14:42

Be dominated - would be such fun!

Topic If you could travel through time, where would you go?
Posted 22 Mar 2018 10:26

I would like to go back ad see the dinosaurs, and in the future, I would like to flit around and see how well (if at all) the human race got on.

Topic Would You Have A Threesome?
Posted 20 Mar 2018 12:00

Oh yes, have done a threesome and foursome and very much enjoyed. Any more than 4 can get a little confusing. As for combinations, hmmmm. I'll let you guess.

Topic What Two words Describe Person Above You?
Posted 18 Mar 2018 09:44

Captain Pugwash

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 17 Mar 2018 12:08

Bday1 Happy Birthday Rump! Hope you have a good one. Bday1

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 17 Mar 2018 12:06

The eyes of spring look down upon me. Just returned from the dentist, where he capped a tooth. Sipping some tea and trying to come up with something for a Lush story. Open for ideas.

How about the sexual act from the point of view of an aching tooth!

Topic Sexy Erect Nipples on Women
Posted 15 Mar 2018 10:47

And for when it's cold outside...

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Topic Sexy Erect Nipples on Women
Posted 15 Mar 2018 10:46

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Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 12 Mar 2018 10:41

Just home from work and I'm eyeing up the whisky already. Not because of work, but because of the PC at home refusing to start. I hate computers.

Exercise first though - so it's on my bike for now. Someone, please get me a large one ready.