Forum posts made by darkside

Topic Sexy Erect Nipples on Women
Posted 15 Mar 2018 10:47

And for when it's cold outside...

Topic Sexy Erect Nipples on Women
Posted 15 Mar 2018 10:46

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 12 Mar 2018 10:41

Just home from work and I'm eyeing up the whisky already. Not because of work, but because of the PC at home refusing to start. I hate computers.

Exercise first though - so it's on my bike for now. Someone, please get me a large one ready.

Topic How often do you get a hard on? Honest please.
Posted 07 Mar 2018 10:09

A minimum of once a day in the morning. If I read stories or think naughty thoughts then twice a day for half the week. Occasionally three times or more a day if I'm feeling horny. The maths is too hard.

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 07 Mar 2018 09:59

I'm home, I've exercised...yes I know that dirty nine letter word, so now it's time for a... I think. Yeah, a coffee as I have to drive somewhere later. If I see anyone I know, I'll buy them a coffee too.
Think I will keep my bum on the chair if Emily has the whip though. She wouldn't be afraid to use it.

Topic having trouble with submission
Posted 07 Mar 2018 09:50

I saw that very same screen when I put in my comp entry for poems recently. I never added any tags, so when I did it allowed me to publish it. Not sure whether this is a recurring thing or not.

Topic Happy Birthday, ChrisM
Posted 04 Mar 2018 04:54

Bday1 Bday1 Happy Birthday, Chris! Hope you have a great day. occasion4 Bday1 Bday1 occasion6

Topic Happy Birthday, ChrisM
Posted 04 Mar 2018 04:54

Happy Birthday, Chris! Hope you have a great day. Bday1

Topic What is the best place in the house to have sex other than the bedroom?
Posted 02 Mar 2018 14:53

I think the only place we haven't had sex is the downstairs toilet. it's a little cramped to say the least. Over the chest freezer in the garage is a good one. Especially with the top open so her breasts dangle inside. LOL. Cold Nips.

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 27 Feb 2018 12:33

Well this just about sums it up over the pond. It's snowing here and sticking and a nice warm drink (whisky with ice) is just what you need. In case you were having difficulty picturing this - I have helped everyone out.

I raise my glass to you all and offer one around - as I am feeling generous on my birthday! Cheers everyone!

Topic do you let guys see up your skirt?
Posted 27 Feb 2018 10:10

You mean like when your shopping for heels. I wear short skirts just for that reason. for heels.jpg

Can I just say what a gorgeous picture and view that is - thank you!

Topic When do you masturbate?
Posted 27 Feb 2018 09:58

Usually I get a chance in the morning after the wife leaves to go to work, I usually take the chance but have been caught by her coming back in because she forgot something. I'm sure she does it on purpose!

Topic EP Award - Borderline Love - browncoffee - 21st February 2018
Posted 26 Feb 2018 15:15

I agree with you Jen. She is truly an awesome writer. Never a detail missed and the buildup in this story is wonderful and sorrowful as well.

If anyone hasn't come across BrownCoffee's writing then just go check it out.

Topic Moderator of the Month, for January
Posted 26 Feb 2018 15:11

Congratulations on what must be a very well earned award. Well done. Spend it wisely.

Topic If you got £1/$1 every time you masturbated, what could you buy?
Posted 25 Feb 2018 15:05

I could buy a McLaren P1 for sure!

Topic The passing of Milik and Simmer’s mother.
Posted 23 Feb 2018 12:03

My sincere condolences on your loss, Milik and Simmer. I am thinking of you.

Topic Word for the day
Posted 18 Feb 2018 06:25

word for the weekend.

I suffer from that every morning.



in a way that attempts to avoid notice or attention; secretively.
"Mary surreptitiously slipped from the room"

Topic The person above you is a high school teacher. What do they teach?
Posted 05 Feb 2018 10:47

Physical Fitness

Topic Would you play strip poker with the person above you?
Posted 16 Jan 2018 14:57

Yeah I would, but from what I've seen of her images - the game wouldn't last long!

Topic Do you have a Dirty Mind?
Posted 22 Dec 2017 09:13

What a strange question. Isn't that why we're all here?

Topic Sexual or non-sexual, what is the last thing you looked up online and where?
Posted 11 Dec 2017 14:24

Was it bad?

I think it's gonna be very bad.

Last thing I looked up on line was images for various cars. Thrilling eh! Then I posted on here, so this must be the very last thing (much better!!!)

Topic Is squirting gross or hot?
Posted 05 Dec 2017 12:50

Squirting is massively HOT, HOT, HOT. Like the temperature of the SUN, HOT.

Topic Big Natural Boobs ~Unlimited~
Posted 04 Dec 2017 14:26

Topic Moderator of the Month, for November
Posted 04 Dec 2017 14:15

Well done Ruthie.

Just a shame you had a valid answer for each and every one of those gifts!

Topic Florence and the Machine
Posted 04 Dec 2017 14:12

Good track, she looks sexy as hell as well, and that red hair. Hmmmm.

You only lose 5 years at a time, what's your secret???? Actually, I get bored working. Much prefer to write on here!

Topic Alive or dead, who is your favorite guitarist?
Posted 04 Dec 2017 14:06

I would have to say David Gilmour of Pink Floyd. Especially in later life. Superb player and wonderfully crafted licks.

Put your pervy minds away, not those licks, guitar licks.

Topic Your profile views
Posted 03 Dec 2017 14:56

Well I have 76,470....I've been here a long time (let's say 6.5 years). That means I must have visited my profile page 32.2 times a day to get this famous.

Come on people - hard push now - get me over the 100 thousand.

Topic Sexy heels
Posted 03 Dec 2017 14:51

Topic Who is the hottest milf in the porn world according to you ?
Posted 03 Dec 2017 14:13

I have two of the very best...It has to be

Lisa Ann


Gianna Michaels