Forum posts made by darkside

Topic I made a brain, please suggest some hot things for it to do
Posted 17 Oct 2017 15:26

I made a brain once, I still have it, just! The thing is that your trying to establish sensible connections from non sensical data. Like is she bisexual based on eye colour or the way her lip curls or the size of her tongue. There's too many variables.

I haven't fathomed out my brain yet, it works, and I can't be bothered trying to train it anymore.

Topic Announcing the Winners of our "Bookish" Story Competition
Posted 15 Oct 2017 08:28

Congratulations to all the winners of the competition and to all the runner's up - every one was well deserved. It was a great competition with a great theme.

Topic Challenge: erotica in 12 words or less
Posted 09 Oct 2017 14:22

With his cock deep down my throat, he just filled my stomach.

Topic To the Older ladys
Posted 25 Sep 2017 13:24

How old is "older" in your eyes? 🤔


Old or even Older - You? - Never!

Topic Donald vs Daffy
Posted 25 Sep 2017 10:24

For sheer rage - it has to be Daffy Duck.

Topic Coffee or Energy drink for morning fix.
Posted 23 Sep 2017 11:30

Strong coffee. Double espresso type of strong.

Topic Sleep or Sex?
Posted 23 Sep 2017 11:29

This is a no brainer. Sex! You sleep after the sex. Eventually.

Topic Black and Whites
Posted 23 Sep 2017 00:54

https://images.lushstories.com/4ea7bb779637310de08dd466/original76536781.jpg

Topic Favourite guitar effects pedal?
Posted 23 Sep 2017 00:36

My Vox amp has loads of effects on it, but I also have three pedals as well. I love the metal pedal, but it really shakes the house.

My favourite at the moment is the delay pedal when playing some pink Floyd riffs, especially coming back to life. It sounds great, and would sound even better if I didn't make mistakes.

I hardly use the Vox effects except for compression which is always on. There are some weird ones on there as well. Very weird.

I love my guitar, but wish I was a lot better than I am.

Topic Ladies,What's The Strangest Sexual Request You've Received ?
Posted 21 Sep 2017 16:35

I once dated a doctor who revealed that he fantasized about being kicked in the balls. Now *that* was rather surprising....

I would certainly have gone with that idea if he was a solicitor or lawyer - lol

Topic Women with large breast
Posted 21 Sep 2017 16:17

https://images.lushstories.com/4ea7bb779637310de08dd466/mv13.jpg

Topic Sexiest actress
Posted 30 Aug 2017 23:57

No competition. Julia Roberts. I challenge anyone to find an actress with a more intoxicating smile.

https://upload.lushstories.com/1120937016-julia-roberts-to-star-in-first-tv-series.jpg

Topic What is the best place in the house to have sex other than the bedroom?
Posted 30 Aug 2017 13:48

The bottom of the stairs,
Then half way up,
Then at the top...

Or if your very energetic, on every step.

Topic On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, how would you rate your pussy-licking skills?
Posted 28 Aug 2017 08:48

What scale are we talking about.

I would say mine has always been about 10 on the Richter Scale. Sorry guys - but thinking linearly is not good enough these days. Women want more! Lwinking

Topic Why?
Posted 28 Aug 2017 08:44

I know why?

But I'm not stupid...I'm not telling you.

Topic Undressing...
Posted 28 Aug 2017 08:41



I even take my time opening Christmas presents, etc. ...

Now I like shaking my Christmas presents first. I like to guess what might be inside them. It doesn't work with women though. They get upset and if drunk, throw up! So be careful.

I like undressing someone but it depends on the bra. I used to be able to do a thumb and finger - unclip and remove - it was quite good and sometimes the women never knew it was undone until too late. My wife now, however, has a bra designed by the Fort Knox Company. It takes two hands to try and undo it before I tell her it won't come off and she has to do it herself. Hmmmm.

Topic Why can't many lush men chat first before cyber?
Posted 28 Aug 2017 08:33

Millennials are busy people. We ain't got time to piss about and get to know you. We just wanna see some titties, beat the shit outta our meat, and get the fuck on with our day. We got work to do, dammit.

Meanwhile, the baby boomers, with their nice little house in suburbia and their big ass car and a sweet pension coming in, have got all the time in the world to sweet talk you and butter you up while they're trying to get their old wrinkly cocks up.



Nominated for one of the week's best posts.



That's a cracker - I love it. So glad I stumbled on this thread.

Topic Why can't many lush men chat first before cyber?
Posted 28 Aug 2017 08:29

There's a young bull and an older bull in a field.
A young bull sees the field suddenly full of cows and gets very excited and says to the older bull: "Let's run down there and fuck one of them."
The older bull raises his head slowly after chewing some grass and says: "No, let's walk down there and fuck them all."
And that is the difference.

Haha - I love this one. Classic.

I thought this was a story writing site anyway! Or you could be choosing to talk to the wrong men!

Topic Heaven is a place where....
Posted 15 Aug 2017 10:18

Heaven for me would be hell and vice versa!

But it could also be a place where I get to see everyone that I have seen pictures of. All my pervy friends.

Topic Announcing the Winners of our "Pure Filth" Story Competition
Posted 14 Aug 2017 22:55

Just back from holidays. Congratulations to browncoffee, RavenStar, and MadMartigan on your winning entries and to all the runner ups.

I am very honoured to find my name amongst them, so thank you so much for putting me up there with some great writers.

Thank you.

Topic Collaborators... share who you've written with or want to write with...
Posted 14 Aug 2017 10:37



Pick me to shout at you! I'm pretty epic at it, (shouting- mind out of the gutter, please.) I'm fully qualified for the post, ask hubby lol.

Now, what's the pay scale? X

Ah! The dreaded pay scale - yeah! That would be close to zero I guess. And before you ask how close, towards the negative end working positively.

Topic How many different guys have cum inside your pussy within 24 hours
Posted 12 Aug 2017 10:50



That is a question with no possible answer. How could he not know? (Without breaking the law)


He could have been asleep, an early morning riser - completely out from the previous nights drinking.

Topic Collaborators... share who you've written with or want to write with...
Posted 12 Aug 2017 10:36

I'd be too much of a nightmare to write with honestly.

But your site statistics are no nightmare, 7 RR's, 3 EP's out of 11 - even though the profile page says 10 RR's. I think you've written much more than that! *sniggers*

Topic Collaborators... share who you've written with or want to write with...
Posted 12 Aug 2017 10:30

I've collaborated once with InnocentGirl29. That was a fun piece to write as part of the 'interview with' series and so much so for the RR that it obtained as well. It was as much her RR as it was mine.

At the moment, I would love it if anyone has the time to even review my stories let alone collaborate with me. I don't have a mentor as such and I hate asking people to review as I know they are all too busy with life, the universe and everything, but I do ask every now and then and ChrisM has kindly reviewed one recently (so thank you ChrisM - I am working on it). So if you would like to review any I've done recently - then please let me know (I know, I'm going to get flooded with replies now).

I wouldn't mind collaborating again as I found the first one fun and exciting. Though, I guess my style isn't to everyone's liking - lol. I take criticism easily, (Why wouldn't I, I'm a bloke - I get it from my wife all day - seriously though my hobbies are centred around criticism from others - so I'm used to it). I have no qualms when it comes to anyone changing my work and hope that I could provide similar feedback.



Topic Competitor voting in competitions
Posted 18 Jul 2017 11:08

This is all extremely interesting information. But can this process be documented as a sticky on a forum or added to all the competitions that you run in future. If I read and like someone else's entry, I normally give a good mark, why else would I read it all the way through otherwise. Do people who give good scores get a mental tick against their names lol?

At what point are the other contestants votes removed before the required 10 or after?
Also, what happens if all the people that voted for you are competitors themselves. What score do you get then? A zero?
And the final judging, is that done by a panel or is it based on the scores alone? Sorry this seems to be answered above.

I've never been clear as to what the process is, but describing it would be enormously helpful to everyone.

Really interested to know how it all works.

Topic Sexy Plus Size Ladies
Posted 16 Jul 2017 08:22

Three favourites from me.

Now the first one - well, I would gladly rest my head on the edge of the bed and wait for her to walk towards me, straddle me, and make my face wet with anticipation.

https://images.lushstories.com/4ea7bb779637310de08dd466/imageproxy-16.jpg


https://images.lushstories.com/4ea7bb779637310de08dd466/25652495tumblrnad1pr8bkk1s1znkko1500.jpg


https://images.lushstories.com/4ea7bb779637310de08dd466/imageproxy-9.jpg

Topic Upcoming changes (which have already occurred for some of us)
Posted 05 Jul 2017 13:22

I'm Squids in for that category...

It will be all eighty's pussy sex.....or.....Octopussy for those that need it spelt out.

I will retire now. That's all my energy gone in two sentences.

Topic Watch This Space for a Stupendous Announcement about the New Direction of LushStories!
Posted 16 Jun 2017 08:50

We must be nearing 3 by now. It's been 3 days of me waiting for my comp entry to be validated. Perhaps it will get published in 3 more days.

That's what you're all waiting for - what a treat you have in store.

But how did Sprite know it would take 10 days anyway?

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 26 May 2017 13:08

Absolutely wonderful breasts...
Sorry, that just came out on its own...Nice outfit!

Topic Why do you come to Lush...?
Posted 21 May 2017 15:26

To find out how much closer Trump has brought the world to nuclear meltdown



Yeah - I can see that's going to happen in here!!!