Forum posts made by darkside

Topic Competitor voting in competitions
Posted 18 Jul 2017 11:08

This is all extremely interesting information. But can this process be documented as a sticky on a forum or added to all the competitions that you run in future. If I read and like someone else's entry, I normally give a good mark, why else would I read it all the way through otherwise. Do people who give good scores get a mental tick against their names lol?

At what point are the other contestants votes removed before the required 10 or after?
Also, what happens if all the people that voted for you are competitors themselves. What score do you get then? A zero?
And the final judging, is that done by a panel or is it based on the scores alone? Sorry this seems to be answered above.

I've never been clear as to what the process is, but describing it would be enormously helpful to everyone.

Really interested to know how it all works.

Topic Sexy Plus Size Ladies
Posted 16 Jul 2017 08:22

Three favourites from me.

Now the first one - well, I would gladly rest my head on the edge of the bed and wait for her to walk towards me, straddle me, and make my face wet with anticipation.

Topic Upcoming changes (which have already occurred for some of us)
Posted 05 Jul 2017 13:22

I'm Squids in for that category...

It will be all eighty's pussy sex.....or.....Octopussy for those that need it spelt out.

I will retire now. That's all my energy gone in two sentences.

Topic Watch This Space for a Stupendous Announcement about the New Direction of LushStories!
Posted 16 Jun 2017 08:50

We must be nearing 3 by now. It's been 3 days of me waiting for my comp entry to be validated. Perhaps it will get published in 3 more days.

That's what you're all waiting for - what a treat you have in store.

But how did Sprite know it would take 10 days anyway?

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 26 May 2017 13:08

Absolutely wonderful breasts...
Sorry, that just came out on its own...Nice outfit!

Topic Why do you come to Lush...?
Posted 21 May 2017 15:26

To find out how much closer Trump has brought the world to nuclear meltdown

Yeah - I can see that's going to happen in here!!!

Topic Why do you come to Lush...?
Posted 21 May 2017 15:25

To read and to write erotic fiction or fact. To meet like minded people as well. Especially if they are on my wavelength.

Topic Announcing the Winners of our "Passion" Poetry Competition
Posted 09 May 2017 15:20

Congratulations to AvrgBlkGrl, Liz, Sprite and the rest of the top 10 for such great poems.

Topic Your profile views
Posted 03 May 2017 12:39

I'm on 69,316...I would love to be come on everyone - get clicking - lol.

Topic What do you say while doing it?
Posted 24 Mar 2017 15:29

The paint's nearly dry now.

Topic Two girl Photo Pics Please !!!
Posted 24 Mar 2017 15:17

I think this is one of the best erotic B&W I have ever seen.

Topic OMG Shakespeare - WTF?
Posted 23 Mar 2017 10:44

There are a few of these books...

Macbeth #killingit
YOLO Juliet
A Midsummer Night #nofilter

There's even a boxed set - I think they're quite amusing especially when all the icons are explained in the back as well. Quite inventive.

Now I quite fancy doing a poem in that manner. Would be cool eh!

Topic Awesome Award 3/16/17: Dirty Martini
Posted 17 Mar 2017 15:01

Such a nice tribute and a nice thing to do with regards the competition. I am going to have a read at some of the poems soon.

Topic Describe yourself in three words
Posted 17 Mar 2017 14:35


Topic Do you masturbate daily?
Posted 20 Feb 2017 15:09

You should wake up earlier lazy, pull a 48 hour experiment!

A two-dayer - what a thought! but let's face it, a cucumber wouldn't last 48 hours right...

Topic Do you masturbate daily?
Posted 20 Feb 2017 10:49

I think it's safe to say that everyday someone is masturbating.

I am now left wondering how many people masturbate at the same time of day, worldwide. It's not down to time zones is it. You could be anywhere in the world. Now, I fancy doing research on that, but where do you start?????

Topic Do you masturbate daily?
Posted 20 Feb 2017 10:47

Yes - ONCE A DAY...

Starting at 9:00 am and finishing just gone 12:00 midnight.

I like to have some rest when I'm sleeping.

Topic Self promotion!
Posted 19 Feb 2017 02:25

I never used to promote myself. I always felt awkward by it. But having received quite a lot of emails as others do it I felt, why not.

I don't mind getting the emails, as you can always delete them if you want to. I generally keep them until I have clicked on the story. That doesn't always mean I will comment ours give a score though.

I also feel obliged to read the stories from friends and people I consider as friends much to the suppression of a lot of other stories.

So expect a spam from me in the near future... lol...I have a series of short stories coming up. I shall be asking questions to everyone on this thread. Lol.

Topic Choose any two
Posted 11 Feb 2017 07:02

Which two ways would you like to have sex with me?
Deep throat ( I'm very good at it)

Chose any two

My first choice would have to be deep throat.
For my second choice it would be deep throat!

In the words of is such a lovely way to go, I had to mention it twice!

Topic The Submission Editor
Posted 27 Dec 2016 10:36

I used to be able to center text in the story submission editor, like section breaks such as
I cannot achieve that anymore - will it get fixed?

I have tried the way this system does it and have also tried writing HTML to do the same such as

Topic Win a Gold Membership! [Contest Closed]
Posted 21 Dec 2016 14:17

Three (3).

I got my omnium badge on Lush this year and I've made some wonderful friends on here (virtual ones but lovely ones).


Topic Writers - Please Read: Story modding slow down
Posted 17 Dec 2016 03:33

I was wondering what was taking the time. Glad I stumbled upon this topic. Thanks for letting us know.

Topic Where do you come up with your story ideas?
Posted 05 Nov 2016 10:44

Everything I write is part imagination and part real life experience. I sometimes take a real life experience and transform it. So, take a man and woman just having sex, transform it to two women or to a different scenario or location (like a train or station), add a little fetish here and there, change how one of the partners treat the other, add a little uncertainty and generally see the experience in a different way.

Some of the women I write about are me, in a different skin. They are how I would like to be, if I were female. I love the power that women have - believe me - you all have it.

Two stories I loved writing. The story "The Pianist" , is based on a certain clock that is found in the Hunger Games (part 2), and I just found the theme of a clock and central island appealing - then I changed the venue, the style of the story and along came the sex. The story "Reduced to an Orgasmic Wreck" I consider a power play between two women and also between one woman and her fantasies all at the same time.

I do have a very fertile imagination though! and I have friends that help that along.

Topic Challenge - Ruin a First Date in 4 Words
Posted 05 Nov 2016 10:32

You look so different!

Wow - such small tits!

Topic Word for the day
Posted 25 Oct 2016 13:50

Tribbing - what a lovely word that is!

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 25 Oct 2016 13:46

Another good feature for me would be a folder containing images that I usually use for stories. I would be able to place any image into this folder (Call it a Stories Image Gallery) and when I then upload a story it presents this folder to me in order to allow me to choose the image for the story.

I have a lot of images in various galleries and at the moment, I have to scroll through loads of images I would never use before I get to the ones I use regularly. Sometimes I spend days scrolling trying to find an image that I know is there somewhere!!!

Any help would be much appreciated.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 25 Oct 2016 13:42

On the mobile version of lush. If you are visiting someone's page who has a lot of images on it, then the mobile device would benefit from being able to swipe left and right and thereby advance the images.

On my Samsung tablet I have very small buttons too close to the edge and my fingers are too big for them.
Can you provide the ability to click the button when a finger is swiped across the image.

Just a thought!

Topic What would you like to do to a pussy?
Posted 14 Oct 2016 11:28

I'm just as good as Shannon....

No kidding!