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There was Policeman from Clapham JunctionWhose penis wouldn't functionFor the rest of his life - he satisfied his wifeWith a bit of snot on the end of his truncheon
"two alternatives" drive me mad - you can only have one "alternative" - also the use of text language as in cu etc
and as he came - he went
what's the url - in the UK it defaults to google UK
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