dirtymartini's Blog Entries

07 Dec 2016 21:26

It's getting to be that time of the year my friends...hope it's a sexy one for you...


And yes, I'm certainly no Scrooge...I already got my tree up...

17 Jun 2012 12:21

Totally cool Lush forum sig banners for sale today...PM me for details...

15 Jun 2012 00:34

For the longest, I've been trying to find a new dog that can fetch me martinis...I think I may be making some progress though...

31 May 2012 19:46

Hey Lushketeers...be sure to check out my new author page over on Amazon, and while you're at it, check out the Hot new eBook from Lush that I happen to have found my way into along with a number of fine writers from this site...
http://www.amazon.com/Alan-Jankowski/e/B0084J97OE/ref=ntt_dp_epwbk_1

23 May 2012 20:22

Well, it looks like the new eBook...Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories is moving up the charts a bit...word must be getting out about the HOT stories by a number of truly talented and gifted authors...and I'm in this one too, btw...
http://www.amazon.com/Erotica-Anthology-Winning-Stories-ebook/dp/B00838YM8C/ref=la_B0084J97OE_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1337829222&sr=1-4

20 May 2012 16:12

Una historia nueva mia...La Ventana, estara por llegar a una muy buena pagina web cercana a ti...

18 May 2012 19:37

OH YEAH BABY!!!...not sure if that was proper use of exclamation marks, but I just found out that two of my poems will be published in Craig Hart's fine literary journal The Crusty Snail...I mean, The Dusty Trail...I mean The Musty Jail...oh wait...it's this thing...
http://www.amazon.com/Rusty-Nail-May-2012/dp/1475184654/ref=sr_1_13?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1337395033&sr=1-13

16 May 2012 22:47

I am happy to report that the cure for writer's block has finally been found...

13 May 2012 22:32

OK, have some great news here people...just in case you get tired of reading my stuff here for free on this fine site and that quality blue site you may have heard about, you can now go out and buy it...Sexual Healing is now for sale over at Alfie Dog, though the official launch of that site is not until the 16th...
http://alfiedog.com/products-page/authors/alan-w-jankowski/sexual-healing-alan-w-jankowski-2000-words-romance/

09 Jan 2012 17:41

Oh, in the latest world news...I am now listed under Famous Poets over on Poetry Craze...don't ask me how I pulled that off...I just have mad skills... http://www.poetrycraze.com/famous-poets.html

06 Jan 2012 19:54

Ooops!...you know, I really think that "Upcoming friend's birthdays" feature is a great new addition on this fine site known as Lush, you just have to remember to look at it...I really seriously need to give a belated shout out to a fine writer, and great friend...and she and I started writing the same time back in April, 2009...it might even be safe to say that we were were both writing our first stories at the same time...and while she is known for her Hot menage stories, my favorite of hers is a first-me love story..."Farm Girl" has been on my "Favourite Stories" list since it was created, and after you read it, it may be on yours...that said...Happy Birthday Sue Eastwood...I would tell you to go out and have a good time, but I happen to know that would be like telling a fish to go for a swim...wishing you the best now and always Sue, and it's been great knowing you... http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/farm-girlpart-1.aspx

06 Jan 2012 19:54

Ooops!...you know, I really think that "Upcoming friend's birthdays" feature is a great new addition on this fine site known as Lush, you just have to remember to look at it...I really seriously need to give a belated shout out to a fine writer, and great friend...and she and I started writing the same time back in April, 2009...it might even be safe to say that we were were both writing our first stories at the same time...and while she is known for her Hot menage stories, my favorite of hers is a first-me love story..."Farm Girl" has been on my "Favourite Stories" list since it was created, and after you read it, it may be on yours...that said...Happy Birthday Sue Eastwood...I would tell you to go out and have a good time, but I happen to know that would be like telling a fish to go for a swim...wishing you the best now and always Sue, and it's been great knowing you... http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/farm-girlpart-1.aspx

05 Jan 2012 18:37

Thought for the day...Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years...

05 Jan 2012 18:37

Thought for the day...Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years...

21 Nov 2011 16:52

Trying to build up my followers over on Twitter...I know who would want to follow me, you say...but, you never know where it may lead...if interested, follow @Exakta66...you follow me, I follow you back...

09 Nov 2011 20:21

Lol...I really need to clarify something...when I mentioned yesterday that His Christmas Wish will be part of a Christmas anthology coming out soon in print, it is not an erotic story...when I wrote my contest story for Lush last year "Her Christmas Wish" I wrote it in a way so that the first 3300 words could stand alone as a non-erotic story, you know, the kid in the snowstorm looking for his puppy part, which I posted on the blue site the day before my contest story posted here... http://www.storiesspace.com/stories/romance-/his-christmas-wish.aspx Dancing With Bear Publishing most definitely does not publish erotica, they have a lot of kids books, heck, I think they're slightly Christian bent btw...and if they ever ask me if I have any other stories I'll just sort of pretend I didn't understand the question and mumble something unintelligible...what't that commercial where the guy pops the candy bar in his mouth?...

08 Nov 2011 15:21

YAY!!!...just got notified by DWB Publishing that my story His Christmas Wish is accepted for their Christmas story anthology...so, it will be in print in time for holiday gift giving I might add...btw, check out DWB, they are a print publisher, but split sales 50-50 with the authors, like an e-book publisher... http://www.dancingwithbearpublishing.com/submissionguidelines.htm

21 Oct 2011 01:20

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools...

10 Oct 2011 19:12

Note the announcement by Gav regarding site upgrades over on Stories Space...I have a strong suspicion that there will be a similar announcement to follow over on Lush and Historias Lush in the near future... http://www.storiesspace.com/forum/yaf_postsm5792_Important-Site-Upgrade--13th-October.aspx#5792

10 Oct 2011 09:43

Apparently I lost the opening song on my Playlist because of copyright infringement issues...damn copyright bull shite...can't steal anything these days...just saying...

29 Jun 2011 17:22

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...

27 Jun 2011 16:23

Writer's block: when your imaginary friends won't talk to you...

23 May 2011 21:57

Alcohol doesn't solve any problem...but then neither does milk...

23 May 2011 04:57

OK, I need to borrow someone with a brain...trying to figure out what this writing site is about...http://www.pharmacyofstories.com/ ...so far, my Facebook friends are as lost as me...

23 May 2011 04:56

OK, I need to borrow someone with a brain...trying to figure out what this writing site is about...http://www.pharmacyofstories.com/ ...so far, my Facebook friends are as lost as me...

22 Mar 2011 22:50

According to my Facebook profile, I now know nine languages..."English Smartass English Sarcasm (Fluent) Straight Up Mumbling Fluent Drunkanese animal noises Cursing in American Sign Language 60's Slang 70s jive" Who knew???

10 Mar 2011 18:50

Remember..."Think Before You Drink!"...Drinking and chatting do not mix!!! DWC is a serious business! and may result in fines and consequences that you'll be paying for the rest of your life...so, if you see someone you think has had too much, be a friend and escort them out of the chat room...they'll thank you later...this message brought to you by your Local Internet Police...

08 Mar 2011 12:40

Thought for the day...Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes???

06 Mar 2011 15:46

Editor n. ('e-de-ter, rhymes with predator)...an occupation where someone is allowed to take a story an author has worked on for hours to get right, and change it as they see fit, presumably for no other purpose than to annoy the author. From an old Latin term meaning "Devil person from Hell"...

25 Feb 2011 17:29

Well, it looks like my friend Kris, aka ClickingkeysTease won't be back here until March 10...apparently the powers that be here on Lush felt she needed a two week vacation...damn, she's been here what, a month and got a two week vacation already...it took me almost seven months before Lush gave me a two week vacation...I almost feel jealous...