Forum posts made by dirtymartini

Topic Word association game
Posted 03 Apr 2010 21:17

boat

Topic Word association game
Posted 03 Apr 2010 21:13

trucks

Topic Word association game
Posted 03 Apr 2010 21:12

sex

Topic Algol has 1,000 posts.
Posted 03 Apr 2010 21:09

Wow...and Mr. Shameless is right behind you I see...ten minutes on the "Word Association Game" and he might just pass you by...
Congrats again on your achievement...I think this calls for a round over at Rumpskin's place...see ya there3601
Cheers,
Alan.
occasion5

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 03 Apr 2010 20:25

Wait a minute now...I go leave for ten minutes and you guys bring in all these hot looking naked women...what's going on here???
Heck of a time I picked to go out back and use the out house...
I should stick around more I see...
These girls look like they need a drink to keep warm...heck, I could use one too...
Rumps gone...I'll just sort of sneak behind the bar...
Algol...is that Sams Club single malt palatable??? I'll find out...
Cheers,
Alan.
occasion5

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 03 Apr 2010 19:33

Here you go, Algol. Don't pay any attention to that bible thumping cousin of mine. I guess there are worst disgraces than having one of them in your family, but at the moent I can't think of what.. Though he does give relatives a cut rate on weddings and funerals.

Rumple Foreskin rr

If you have a preacher in your family with a law degree, he can do both the wedding and the divorce...

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 03 Apr 2010 18:45

Alan, what's the deal with all this knockouts you keep dragging in. Have you started taking showers or something?

Rumple Foreskin rrl

Ain't the end of the year yet...but, Happy Easter Lushketeers...

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/129-sexyladyeaster.jpg

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 03 Apr 2010 18:39

This girl wants to play hide the Easter eggs...anyone want to play with her???

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/40-hotbun13.jpg

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 03 Apr 2010 18:30

This girl was standing outside...says she's the Easter Bunny...
I told her I didn't believe in the Easter Bunny, but somehow I'm becoming a believer...

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/365-sexy-easter-1.jpg

Someone get this girl a drink quick...put it on my tab...
Cheers,
Alan.
occasion5

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 03 Apr 2010 18:20

OK, that's probably enough music posts...but, it just doesn't seem like a real country dive bar without Patsy Cline on the old Wurlitzer...You'all know what I mean???
Btw, how about another double bourbon with a bourbon chaser...
Scooter said he was buying tonight...where is that boy anyway???
Just pour me the drink...he'll pay ya...
Cheers,
Alan.
occasion5

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 03 Apr 2010 18:17

No cyber, country, honky-tonk cyber-porno dive on an erotic story site forum, bar and grill would be complete with this song on the juke box...
http://www.youtube.com/v/Zzq5X-p2C0Y&hl=en_US&fs=1&

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 03 Apr 2010 17:45

Here is another great video perfect for this bar...or anywhere...
http://www.youtube.com/v/TehFZ38kt6o&hl=en_US&fs=1&

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 03 Apr 2010 17:40

Here we go...you want a video???
http://www.youtube.com/v/BIvka3SSv9Y&hl=en_US&fs=1&

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 03 Apr 2010 17:07

Hey, hey...be nice...the only reason why I couldn't use the restroom is because Scooter was doing something...said it was "official business"...
Not sure what he meant...but, I felt it best to stay away...
And Shameless..who cares if she can boil eggs???
Later,
Alan.
occasion5

Topic Babes on bikes
Posted 03 Apr 2010 16:48

Let me go get my helmet...I'll be right back...

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 03 Apr 2010 16:47

Hey Guys...found another girl hanging outside who wants to come in...
What do you say???

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/150-Bucks_Night_-__Stripper,_Lingerie_Waitress,_Sydney_-_NSW_image.jpg

Topic Babes on bikes
Posted 03 Apr 2010 16:32

Some hot bikes too...I don't know where to look sometimes...lol...

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/795-23_brianna2.jpg

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 03 Apr 2010 16:04

Hey Shameless...I'm still looking for a horse to solve my financial problems...
What do you guys think of this one???
Looks like a winner to me...

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/981-funny-horse-16.jpg

In the meantime, I'll have another Sams Club Highlander single malt on the rocks...
Just put it on my, um, tab...
Cheers,
Alan.


Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 03 Apr 2010 13:56

Rumple my friend ,, you are certainly a man with vision and forsight ,, "now " all you got left to do is get the low lifes to pay their bar tabs to pay for such fine equipment.
I must say ,, I am impressed now.!!!

Hey, hey, hey...I resemble that remark...
I just want you to know that I am making every effort under the sun to pay my tab...I may even have another horse lined up later...
In the meantime...
Can I get another double bourbon with a bourbon chaser...
Just, um, put it on my tab...
Cheers,
Alan.
occasion5

Topic Do you object to your partner being nude?
Posted 03 Apr 2010 13:22

I think if a 48-year-old guy gets an offer to pose nude for a "nude studies class" he should take it and he and the wife should both feel flattered...
Just my opinion...
Cheers,
Alan.
occasion5

Topic Gals, would you rather watch or give your man a handjob?
Posted 03 Apr 2010 12:35

I like all the answers...

Topic Sexy Maids
Posted 03 Apr 2010 06:44

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/507-lush-getsomeclass.jpg http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/507-lush-getsomeclass.jpg

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 03 Apr 2010 05:46

Good Morning Lushes of Lush...
If I was playing pool with that girl, I would shoot straight up the middle for the center hole...um, let me get my, um pool stick ready...
In the meantime...let me get a drink...whatever everyone is drinking will work...
Yeah, I never had Sams Club single malt scotch before...give me that with a bourbon chaser...that should do the trick...
I'll stop back later...don't worry...
Cheers,
Alan.
occasion5

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 02 Apr 2010 15:14

Good Afternoon Fine People of Lush...
Mr. Rump, Bernie didn't seem to be available for refinancing my debt at Rumplebations...said something about he didn't mind bailing out all of South America, he probably could have saved the Edsel, but my tab here was just a bit too much for him to handle...
But, I have some good news...I got another great tip on a horse...and this one I know is a winner, I can just sense these things...
(Pulls out crinkled racing form from back pocket)
Ah yes, Almost Dog Food in the fourth...now this is a winner if I've ever seen one...they even have a picture here of the horse and jockey...
(Holds up racing form)

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/68-horse-sit.jpg

Somebody pointed out something about the jockey is supposed to be on top of the horse...not the other way around, but that just seems like a minor detail I'm sure they can work out before the race...
I just need to borrow a few bucks from Scooter...he should have some money on him now that, um, Konrage has become one of his best customers...
Where is he? Still doing business in the men's room???
No problem...just give me a double bourbon with a borbon chaser...
And, um, put it on my tab.
Cheers,
Alan.
occasion5

Topic Word association game
Posted 01 Apr 2010 15:24

stew

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 01 Apr 2010 14:26

Hey Al...I think Scooter has some pills that I'm sure will relieve any pain you may have...I think he may have been selling them in the men's room earlier...
Where is he today? I always get concerned when I don't see him for a day...I'll watch the news later...
Cheers,
Alan.
occasion5

Topic Haiku...Lushly speaking
Posted 01 Apr 2010 09:08

Your legs are parted,
I see a feast before me,
I'm a hungry man.

Topic Vatican Joins Lush Moderating Team
Posted 01 Apr 2010 08:24

Actually, I thought it was a pretty good idea...laughing6

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 01 Apr 2010 08:13

Hey Rump...just stopped by quick to say "Hello" to you guys...
Hey Al...left another haiku up there after yours...just couldn't help myself...I can just see where that thread will lead...
Hey Mr. 4skin...I know have not had a lot of luck with the ponies lately...um, Glue Factory should've been sent there a long time ago, Sure Thing was not, Dead But Not Buried...hmmm, let's not go there, but I have another sure winner...I'll post a picture later...
In the meantime, I figure if the ponies don't pay off, I always have a Plan B...
Yes Sir, I think I figured out a sure fire way to pay off my bar tab...or at least service the debt...
(Pulls an old yellowed copy of The Wall Street Journal out of back pocket)
Can you say "Junk Bonds???" Yes sir...I figure I can sell off junk bonds to unsuspecting victims, um, I mean customers in small third world countries to pay off my bar tab...
This has to work...I mean, this is brilliant...
I just need to find an investment banker to handle the deal...In the meantime, can I get a double bourbon with a bourbon chaser...just, um, put it on my tab...
Later,
Alan.
occasion5

Topic Haiku...Lushly speaking
Posted 01 Apr 2010 08:03

Here's one for you Al...

Put a story here,
At least spell the title right,
Agravate the mods.

I have no idea where the inspiration for that one came from...laughing6