Forum posts made by dirtymartini

Topic Happy Birthday NobeUddy !
Posted 04 Apr 2010 10:04

A couple days late...but, Happy Birthday anyway...occasion4
If you're like me, you probably celebrate for a few days anyway...
Cheers,
Alan.
occasion5

Topic Bunnies.
Posted 04 Apr 2010 09:58

Hey Scooter...just wondering which article you bought that last issue for...the one about getting luck online, or "Why Rehab Doesn't Work?"...

Getting luck on line Al,,howed you know???d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!

I already know all about; why re-hab don't work occasion5

I'll drink to that...Cheersoccasion5

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 04 Apr 2010 09:53

Hey Lushers and Lushettes...Me again...just want to say that despite the fact that I may be seen hanging out here at Rumplebations way more often than I probably should, I for one certainly don't want to do anything that might affect my reputation, though some may argue it can only get better...
Anyway, I do happen to take this porn writing thingy very seriously...
So, when there were a couple of recent forum threads regarding editing stories...one thread suggested that I could use and editor, another thread was looking for volunteer editors...again, I took it very seriously...like I do everything else...
So, I actually went out and found a girl who looked like the scholarly, libraraian type...you know, glasses, hair tied back...the whole nine...
So, I took her in and showed her my computer...

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/703-bel029TMA_201412011.jpg

The problem was...once I sat her down in front of the computer and she started reading my stories, it seems she got other ideas...


http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/945-bel029TMA_201412030.jpg

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The question is, what do I do now???
Don't say I didn't try to get an editor...I take this stuff very seriously...
Later,
Alan.
occasion5

Topic Biggest News To Hit Lush In Years!!! Shameless makes the big 1000 mark!!!
Posted 04 Apr 2010 09:28

Hey Shameless...How long till you hit the 2000th post?
Should I start writing up the announcement now???
Cheers,
Alan.
occasion5

Topic Bunnies.
Posted 04 Apr 2010 09:15

Hey Scooter...just wondering which article you bought that last issue for...the one about getting luck online, or "Why Rehab Doesn't Work?"...

Topic Bunnies.
Posted 04 Apr 2010 09:03

Alan ,, You didn't know That I have a softer side did you ??? Oh I almost forgot ask . Do you know where these bunnies live ???

No...tell us Mr. Shameless...

Topic Bunnies.
Posted 04 Apr 2010 08:58

Ahhhh...Shameless, that was so sweet and touching, I just felt I had to contribute too...

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/287-sexy-easter-1.jpg
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/454-sexyladyeaster.jpg
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/715-hotbun13.jpg

For Easter...you understand...
Cheers,
Alan.
occasion5

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 04 Apr 2010 08:54

The last Waltz - Bob Dylan and the band - Forever Young

Good movie Bee...

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 04 Apr 2010 08:30

Y'all have fun I have to run out for a while. Better not let scooter get by your new friend Alan you know how he get...evil4

I wouldn't trust Scooter around the family pet...where is he this morning anyway??? He's probably trying to make a move on the Easter Bunny...

Topic They Won!!!
Posted 04 Apr 2010 08:25

I would be willing to turn her upside down and check for implant scars...just to settle this matter for sure...
I still wouldn't kick her out of anywhere though...

Topic They Won!!!
Posted 04 Apr 2010 08:25

I would be willing to turn her upside down and check for implant scars...just to settle this matter for sure...
I still wouldn't kick her out of anywhere though...

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 04 Apr 2010 08:23

Hey guys...while puttering around this morning, I came across this girl who is so poor she has to wear wooden blocks on her feet...I felt so sorry for the poor thing, I thought I'd bring her here and we could take up a collection...

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/570-zoe020ASI_201430028.jpg

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It's a shame how these poor things have to live in other parts of the world...ain't it Shameless???
Let's take her in, keep her warm and get her a drink...
And I'll help myself to another as well,
Cheers,
Alan.
occasion5

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 04 Apr 2010 08:02

Be careful there Alan ,, I think Rump keeps his spit bottle under there .!

Thanks...I thought he just spit on the floor like everyone else...

Topic They Won!!!
Posted 04 Apr 2010 08:00

I thought they were just getting ready to present Al and Shameless with their trophys for hitting the 1000 post mark...3601
Hey Al...how would you like to have a team like that present you with an award????

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 04 Apr 2010 07:55

Good Moring Lushers and Lushettes...especially the two high achievers of Lush here, Al and Shameless...
I guess Easter will always have a special memory for you guys from now on...the day you hit the big 1000 mark...
Let me this is big news at Lush...heck, two guys in one day making it...two of Rump's best customers...this is big news everywhere...girls are talking about it on the street...

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/40-money02.jpg

Women everywhere are doing back flips in celebration...


http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/399-t_013.jpg

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I found these three that just didnn't want to stop celebrating....

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Yes, this is big-time stuff...
Where is Mr. Rumpskin this morning??? Still out celebrating I guess...
I guess I'll just have to help myself this morning...where did you say he kept the good stuff Al? Under the bar??? Hmmm...here's a bottle of something that may or may not be good booze...only one way to find out...
Cheers,
Alan.
occasion5

Topic Biggest News To Hit Lush In Years!!! Shameless makes the big 1000 mark!!!
Posted 03 Apr 2010 23:15

Congrats shameless, it took you less than 3 weeks too.

Are you ever allowed outside?

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Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 03 Apr 2010 22:54

Hey Al and Shameless...I want you guys to know that in honor of your achievements in the forums that lunch is on me...that's right...
I remember seeing a sign somewhere that said All You Can Eat ...I just have to remember where I saw it...


http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/815-user135478_pic1522_1224861880.jpg

I'll see what I can do...
Cheers,
Alan.
occasion5

Topic Biggest News To Hit Lush In Years!!! Shameless makes the big 1000 mark!!!
Posted 03 Apr 2010 22:47

Lydia says...

Congratulations Mr. Shameless!


http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/180-Lydia1.jpg

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 03 Apr 2010 22:41

There is a God ,, and he sent us a goddess.

I figured you'd approve...dancenude

Topic Biggest News To Hit Lush In Years!!! Shameless makes the big 1000 mark!!!
Posted 03 Apr 2010 22:37

Hey Shameless...there's a girl at Rumple's who wants to buy you a drink...

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 03 Apr 2010 22:35

Hey Lushes of Lush...I found this girl hanging around outside who insisted on coming in to say something to Al and Shameless...
I kept trying to tell her that the place was closing, but she kept pushing her way inside...so, I had no choice...she just overpowered me...and, well, I liked it...
But, anyway...I'll let her say what she wants...

Congratulations Algol and Mr. Shameless on your 1000th posts !


http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/888-lush-getsomeclass.jpg

Yes, I'm just seeing red here...am I the only one???
Oh, congrats guys...
Cheers,
Alan.
occasion5
PS: Mr. Rump...get those guys their drinks on me...just, um, put it on my tab...

Topic Would you like to see a "Volunteer Editor's" forum section to help with your story?
Posted 03 Apr 2010 22:11

Hey Nobe...I wouldn't know what half of those things are...
How come there isn't a fourth choice on this poll, like "bacon and eggs?" I would have chose that...
But really, I think it's a great idea...as long as nobody tries to volunteer me for anything...
Cheers,
Alan.
occasion5

Topic Biggest News To Hit Lush In Years!!! Shameless makes the big 1000 mark!!!
Posted 03 Apr 2010 21:59

Yes Ladies and Gentlemen of Lush Stories the rumors you have heard are true...
Mr. Shameless has hit the big 1000 forum post mark and girls are dancing naked in the streets at the news...

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/897-B_014.jpg

Some girls just got so hot when the heard, they just had to cool off...


http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/852-B_016.jpg

Yes, this is big news here at Lush...


http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/854-t_002.jpg

So, let the celebrations begin...


http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/48-phoca_thumb_l_spring_break_essentials_04.jpg

Congrats Mr. Shameless...

Topic Word association game
Posted 03 Apr 2010 21:43

thousand

Topic Word association game
Posted 03 Apr 2010 21:39

soon

Topic Word association game
Posted 03 Apr 2010 21:31

breakd'oh!

Topic Word association game
Posted 03 Apr 2010 21:29

big

Topic Word association game
Posted 03 Apr 2010 21:27

benefits

Topic Word association game
Posted 03 Apr 2010 21:22

scooter

Topic Word association game
Posted 03 Apr 2010 21:19

caterpiller