Forum posts made by dirtymartini

Topic Do You Ever Feel A Moral Obligation When Writing?...and how does it affect you?
Posted 21 Mar 2010 04:44

I don't think so. Isn't one of the main points of erotic stories to allow people to explore fantasies that might not be morally acceptable or that they migt not feel comfortable exploring in real life. I add adultery into a lot of my stories and I get a lot of people complaining about it. I even had a guy complain about the use of drugs and alcohol in my stories. In my opinion, stories should be open to what ever our dirty little minds can come up with. Nobody is forced to read them.

I agree actually...this thread only came up after a discussion I had with another member shortly after the release of my story "Sexual Healing"...I was getting a fair amount of very touching messages and comments and I felt funny completing the stories I had backlogged which were all adultery and my incest series, which I just finished...
But, I got over it in a big way...the notes from people about "Sexual Healing" stopped and I went back to my nasty self...
If you don't believe me, my latest story has the main character having sex with his sister in a church...
Yes, I have returned to my old nasty self...lol...
Thanks for commenting,
Alan.
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Topic Which additional features / services / sections would you like to see added to LushStories.com?
Posted 21 Mar 2010 04:32

Ok Pixie, if I may borrow your wand for a minute, I would like to grant some wishes.

*swish* To Alan, I grant you the ability to press the enter key to send an online message
*swish* To Pixie, I grant you the ability to send a message whilst the user is offline
*swish* To john712live, I grant you the ability to reply to an online message within the black box

And finally one for me. You can now delete any comments you have posted on one of your friends profile pages.

I'll hack away at some more features next week.

Happy poking......




Bless you Sir Gav...you are truly a miracle worker...there should be a special Merit badge just for you...
Toast to Gav...
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Thanks,
Alan.
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Topic Happy Happy Birthday Baby (Rumpleforeskin)
Posted 20 Mar 2010 14:19

I just want everyone to know that for his birthday I found Mr. 4skin a new barmaid for his Honky-tonk dive known as Rumplebations...
So, Mr. Rumpskin...what do you think???

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Cheers,
Alan
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Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 20 Mar 2010 14:16

Hey Rumpskin...I don't want you to think I'm some kind of freeloading cheapscate...though what kind there are, I am not sure...so, I got you a new barmaid for your birthday...she says she can start anytime...
What do you think???

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Cheers,
Alan.
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Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 20 Mar 2010 14:02

Hey Rump...let me get you a drink for your birthday as well...anything you want...
Just put it on my tab...
Happy Birthday Buddy,
Cheers,
Alan.
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Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 20 Mar 2010 09:00

Hey Rump...this girl is looking for a job...claims she can tend bar...you want her to fill out an application?

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Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 20 Mar 2010 08:50

Nice work there Mr. Shameless...as usual I might add...
Btw, these girls were hanging around outside looking for a place to drink...and since it is such a bad neighborhood, I thought I'd invite them inside...they seem friendly...
Rumple...anything they want...just put it on my tab...

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Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 20 Mar 2010 07:02

Hey Rumpskin...I'm working...I'm working on a story...do I get a free coffee???

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 20 Mar 2010 05:57

Btw, Mr. Rumpster...This girl has been waiting patiently for a drink...please get her one...put it on my tab...thanks...


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Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 20 Mar 2010 05:48

Might just be paint thinner too...I saw someone spill their drink the other day and I swear it took off what was left of the varnish on this old bar...

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 20 Mar 2010 05:12

Hey Lushers and Lushettes...just stopped by to say hello and grab a quick drink to start the weekend...
Hey Rump...what fell off the truck last night? I mean, um, what's the drink special today???
Whatever it is I'll drink it...that and one of those famous Rumplebation coffees guaranteed to wake up almost anyone...
Later,
Alan.
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Topic The women in lingerie thread
Posted 20 Mar 2010 04:45

I screwed up.

I think you did just fine big dog...they must have left their lingerie in the store...and Anastasia seems to have this thingy down pat as well...
Keep up the good work,
Cheers,
Alan.
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Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 19 Mar 2010 07:09

It is going to be a long day for me!!

They are all actually 24 hours...some just seem longer...

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 19 Mar 2010 05:33

Hey All...Yes, that picture give new meaning to "Ladies Night"...nice job again...
I'll take something strong, btw...anything with alcohol will do...
Also, would like to welcome BabeBabebuilt to this fine site known throughout the free world and beyond as Lush Stories...her 120 or so stories have inspired more of my stories than anyone else, including Sexual Healing , among others...
Now everyone will know where I get my ideas from...
On another note...I may not be posting much for a while after I finish the fourth chapter of my incest series...that btw, is the first story I am "winging"...never planned a fourth chapter but realized I should include the wedding, since that is what I went to Danville for...if anyone read it, they will understand...I only planned it up to the dinner...
On yet another note...had a discussion with Wayne (xbob/Ernest/wordsmith/Josie/etc.) recently...he has bigger aspirations as a writer than I ever did...I only started doing this to see if I could put a story on the top of the Hottest Story list on another site...it was just a challenge to me, but he is a bit of a serious author...he actually reads the articles on writing.com...
Anyway, he was talking about doing a romance novel...gave me the idea of turning Sexual Healing into a novel...I think I can do a lot with it I couldn't as a short story, and since it was incredibly popular, that would make it a good choice as well...
Tentative title... Sexual Healing, The Novel ...OK, no points for originallity there...
So, if I don't post much the next couple months after I finish Chapt 4 of my incest story...you know why...
Yes, I need that drink...can't expect me to write sober...
Later,
Alan.
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Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 18 Mar 2010 06:21

Good Morning Campers...Mr. Rumple...Since you have found some tomato juice, I will indeed take a Bloody Mary...the question is, did you find any vodka, tobasco, ice, etc???...
I guess I'll find out...if not a coffee always works...
Later,
Alan.
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Topic Happy Birthday sweet Savanna!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 18 Mar 2010 06:17

Happy Birthday Sweet Savanna...from one Pisces to another...
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Toast to you,
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Cheers,
Alan
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Topic Happy Birthday sweet Savanna!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 18 Mar 2010 06:13

Happy Birthday Savanna...from one Pisces to another...
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Toast to you
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Cheers,
Alan.
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Topic Which additional features / services / sections would you like to see added to LushStories.com?
Posted 17 Mar 2010 21:26

Hey Lushers and Lushettes...this may sound minor, but I hate the online chat thingy...what I hate about it is that you have to hit the send button to send the text, unlike the regular chat where you could just hit "enter"...when you are used to one, it makes it hard to use the other...for me at least...if there was some uniformity between the two, it would be a lot easier...
Cheers,
Alan.
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I never hit the send button always enter for me.

I must be doing something wrong...I always seem to have to hit "send" for online chat...I'll try it again one of these days...

Do you mean "send an online message"? If so, I can't press enter either, I have to click on send.

Yes! Thank you...I find it a bit annoying that the regular chat works one way, and the online chat another...also, if someone sends me an online message...the only way I know to send one back is by going to their profile page...if you could add a "send msg back" button like the poke thing has now...that would be great..

Topic Which additional features / services / sections would you like to see added to LushStories.com?
Posted 17 Mar 2010 21:16

Hey Lushers and Lushettes...this may sound minor, but I hate the online chat thingy...what I hate about it is that you have to hit the send button to send the text, unlike the regular chat where you could just hit "enter"...when you are used to one, it makes it hard to use the other...for me at least...if there was some uniformity between the two, it would be a lot easier...
Cheers,
Alan.
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I never hit the send button always enter for me.

I must be doing something wrong...I always seem to have to hit "send" for online chat...I'll try it again one of these days...

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 17 Mar 2010 15:22

Hey Algol...If she is not wearing any green, I can slip a dollar down her G-string...
Hey Shameless...lend me a buck...
Hey Rumple...I happened to notice the addition of the letters next to your name in a recent post...so, not one to be left out...here we go...

An open letter to Mr. Rumple Foreskin, CPA…

Dear Mr. Foreskin: I just want to say on behalf of the United Porn Writers of America Union Local 6969, I would like to congratulate you on your recent ascension to the lofty position of Certified Pornography Author or CPA for short. The completion of your necessary certifications was no doubt made possible by your recent Editor Pick on Lush Stories. I want to assure you that your achievements have not gone unnoticed. So, as Pornography Head Director, or PHD for short, again I feel congratulations are in order. It is good men like you working in the trenches that help make pornography writing the fine avocation that it is today. Keep up the good work.

Sincerely,
Dr. Exakta66, P.H.D…
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Topic Which additional features / services / sections would you like to see added to LushStories.com?
Posted 17 Mar 2010 15:12

Hey Lushers and Lushettes...this may sound minor, but I hate the online chat thingy...what I hate about it is that you have to hit the send button to send the text, unlike the regular chat where you could just hit "enter"...when you are used to one, it makes it hard to use the other...for me at least...if there was some uniformity between the two, it would be a lot easier...
Cheers,
Alan.
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Topic What a Dick!!!!
Posted 17 Mar 2010 12:43

Uh, thank you, thank you, he says, in a very bad Elvis voice.

Just another fine free service of:

No Hope (of publication) Ent.
Rumple Foreskin, CPA (certifiable porn author)

Hey Rump...I see you have a title now...CPA, eh?...very impressive, from one porn author to another...
Btw, I'm not even going to comment on the picture that was originally posted here...let's just say I'm at a loss for words...
Later,
Alan.
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Topic Put one of yours here...
Posted 17 Mar 2010 08:08

St. Pat’s Surprise

I went out to an Irish bar,
No big deal, it wasn't far,
To see if I could get a lay,
A little something for St. Patrick's day,
A spotted a fine lass drinking green beer,
So I leaned and whispered in her ear,
Something about how I liked her face,
And would she come back to my place,
She was so drunk she actually agreed,
To follow me home and fill my need,
I was so excited as we started to strip,
My head in a whirl, my mind starting to flip,
But when I saw her naked I started to blink,
Should I believe my eyes I started to think,
I stared at the strangest sight I have seen,
For St. Pat's she had dyed her hair green,
Though what she did seemed beyond belief,
I did end up that night having green teeth.

03-17-10.

Topic Happy Birthday HornyNymph & Exakta66
Posted 17 Mar 2010 08:03

Just a note of thanks to everyone who stopped by and left birthday wishes...it is very nice and quite touching...thanks again....
Happy St. Pat's
Cheers,
Alan.
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Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 17 Mar 2010 07:58

Hey Lushs and Lushettes of Lush...here's one for ya for St. Pat's Day while your bending your elbow at this fine establishment...and I use that term loosely...both "fine" and "establishment"...
Anyway...

Sister Brigid was teaching her young students one day and she asked each of them what they would like to be when they grew up. She came to a little girl who responded, "When I grow up I want to be a prostitute."

Shocked, good Sister Brigid fainted on the spot. Her students rushed to revive her. When she came around, Sister asked the little girl, "What did you say you wanted to be when you grew up?" The little girl replied, "A prostitute."

"Oh thank goodness," the relieved nun replied "I thought you said a Protestant."

That's all for now...
Cheers,
Alan.
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Topic A real life shameless, living in Japan
Posted 17 Mar 2010 07:07

Now that is funny...How do you find these things??? Did you do a Google search for "Shameless, Japan"???
Had to ask...

Topic Have you ever shared a true story you wrote/posted with the one who inspired it?
Posted 17 Mar 2010 07:00

Always. 80% of the stories I write are true. I change the names out of respect of course.
So far, the victims have been flattered. Liar

The ones that are still alive, of course...I've read some of your stories Scoot...you've led an interesting life, no doubt...

Topic Word association game
Posted 17 Mar 2010 06:56

anytime

Topic Word association game
Posted 17 Mar 2010 05:59

YES!

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 17 Mar 2010 05:58

Much appreciated Mr. Rumpskin...I'll take fives wherever I can get 'em...when it comes to my stories, my motto is "Gimme Five"...
Right on Brother Rump...
Thanks for your vote...but the dancing is starting to look a bit silly...
Later,
Alan.
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