Forum posts made by dirtymartini

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 28 Jul 2014 13:32

Does look like a good reason to roast marshmallows, if you ask me...

Topic Bacon how do you like it?
Posted 19 Jul 2014 01:09

This sounds a bit kinky, if you ask me...just sayin'

Topic A YouTube channel, and site about Grammar than might be of interest to some here...
Posted 15 Jul 2014 14:49

A YouTube channel about Grammar than might be of interest to some here...appropriately enough called GrammarREVOLUTION ...

Check it out my grammar loving friends...

YouTube - GrammarREVOLUTION

They also have a Facebook page, with daily grammar type hints and stuff...

English Grammar REVOLUTION

And actually they have a website, and a bunch of other stuff...

English Grammar REVOLUTION - Learning Grammar Can Be Fun

Topic Plagiarism alert
Posted 15 Jul 2014 10:28

Alright, somebody was talking about plagiarism the other day, and I mentioned that I usually don't bother unless someone uses one of my pieces for commercial idiot has been sort of annoying me the last few years, using my poem "We Started As Friends" on his "being a good Mormon" site...he has ignored my requests, so I decided to fill out all the crap that Wordpress requires...let's see how this goes...this is what I got back from them earlier...and yeah, it's a lot of work...they make you fill out a fairly lengthy electronic form, and cite the copyright Nos. and the like...this is what it looks like...but, the poem is down from the offending site now, so yeah...progress...

12:10 PM (1 hour ago)

to me
> Email Address:
> First Name: Alan
> Last Name: Jankowski
> Company Name: n/a
> Phone Number: 8484671425
> Address: 169 N. Stevens Ave. #6
> City: South Amboy
> Country: n/a
> State: New Jersey
> Copyright holder you represent (if other than yourself):
> Offending URLs:
> Original materials:
> I believe that's what I just did above...
> The poem appears in my book btw...LOC: 1-813775133
> Copyright holder:
> Description of original materials:
> It is my poem "We Started As Friends" with the title changed...everything else he kept the same, as you can is a link to my poem on a poetry site, you can see it was added by me months before he posted it...
> The poem appears in my book btw...LOC: 1-813775133
> Third party links:
> n/a
> Signature (legally binding): Alan W. Jankowski
> Signed on this date: 2014-07-13 19:30:42

Hi there,

Your DMCA Notice has been received and reviewed for completeness.

In accordance with the requirements set forth by the DMCA, we have disabled access to the allegedly infringing material. Please note that we have notified the user who uploaded the material to provide them an opportunity to formally challenge this removal. We will notify you immediately If the user submits a counter-notice.

Thank you,

Topic FAIL Thread
Posted 15 Jul 2014 01:23

They definitely need something anyway...

Posted 15 Jul 2014 01:20

Hap py B irt hda y Ni col a... Pour Wine Regaeman Man occasion6 occasion7 occasion9 occasion1 Regaeman Man


Topic Yeah you look ok... but your collarbones are too high
Posted 10 Jul 2014 18:00

Oh god, now I have to worry about collarbone placement, too?? WTF??? sad3

I wouldn't exactly lose sleep over it if I were you...just sayin'

Topic Being Bi Polar
Posted 10 Jul 2014 17:49

Not sure it's any consolation, but I know quite a few people who are bi-polar...and writers tend to be notorious for suffering multiple mental illnesses, to the point where you might think it's a requirement...and a number of my bi-polar friends freely admit to not wanting to be medicated, because they enjoy the manic phases so much...nobody particularly cares for the come down though...

And how do you not realize that you broke your back, if I may ask? Just curious...dontknow

Topic How many women out there practice Kegel exercises daily, hourly?
Posted 10 Jul 2014 17:39

Kegels are good for men too.

Yes...and I don't realize there were people who thought otherwise...

Mayo Clinic - Kegel exercises for men: Understand the benefits

Topic Beating Depression
Posted 10 Jul 2014 17:33

DBT Programs can help. Dialectical Behavioral Therapy. If you have never heard of it, please take a few minutes to look it up and see if it's something you would be a fit for.

Yeah, personally, I find that CBT/DBT stuff easier said than done...basically, the whole premise is that it's all about how you look at I said, easier said than done...

Here's an article someone posted earlier over on FB, and I thought it might be of interest to some on this site...not positive I have it in the right thread, but feel free to move it...

Sexual orientation and mental health: results from a community survey of young and middle-aged adults

Topic What do you do to stay fit?
Posted 10 Jul 2014 17:28

I heard it works great on cupcakes and brownies too btw...

Topic FAIL Thread
Posted 09 Jul 2014 00:24

Something don't look quite right here to me...just can't place what it is at the moment...Regaeman Man

Topic Squirting in nearly every story
Posted 08 Jul 2014 01:15

Is the squirting described sensationally? Like across the room or something nonsensical like that? Or is it described as gushing or really wet? The latter is more realistic.

Really? I always thought it was like this...damn, now you tell me...

Btw...I don't think any of the gals in my stories are actual squirters...but, I really can't remember...Regaeman Man

Topic How would you turn a woman on without touching her tits, ass or pussy?
Posted 08 Jul 2014 01:08

If you really want to turn on a woman without touching her, you can always whip it out...your credit card, that is...

Topic Prefer females with pierced or unpierced nipples? Men only answer please
Posted 08 Jul 2014 01:01

Unpierced...really don't want anything that might chip my teeth...

Topic The Hot Ebony Chick Thread
Posted 07 Jul 2014 21:55

I just sort of stumbled across this whole Tumblr thingy btw...

I Love Black Women

Topic Are there any American actors who can do a convincing English accent?
Posted 06 Jul 2014 05:19

Speaking of American vs. English's a pretty accurate description of the whole subject...

Topic Happy 4th July weekend everyone!
Posted 04 Jul 2014 14:26

I figured I'd just sort of bump this thread, since I didn't see a more recent one...apparently July 4th only comes around every five years or so here on Lush...

Anyway...just wanted to wish all my fellow USA types a Happy July 4th ...and be safe out there, no matter what you do...Regaeman Man

Topic FAIL Thread
Posted 04 Jul 2014 03:15

Not quite sure what to say about this one...

Topic unfairness of women compared to men in the choice of whom we want to have sex with
Posted 04 Jul 2014 01:38

Quite unfair isn't it?.... what can we girls do about this serious issue?

Btw...I am quite sure there are more than a few guys here on Lush that would be more than willing to send you pictures of their Big Cock, if that would help you out any...

Topic Announcing the Winners of our "Supernatural / Sci-Fi" Stories Competition
Posted 04 Jul 2014 01:16

"Ah yes, clever, very well-written, erotic, and a bunch of other good stuff...can't really add much else that hasn't been said here already, other than it is most definitely a well-deserved win...Big Congrats here Lizzy, and judging from this piece, I guess I'll have to make it a point to find the time to read more of your work...if this one's any indication certainly..."

And excerpt of the comment I just left on Lizzy's winning story...and if you haven't read it, I would suggest you give it a read...

I have to say, I never thought of myself as being a fan of Supernatural stories...I guess I tend to think vampires, werewolves, shapeshifters...that sort of thing, but this story really has none of's just a very well-written, highly erotic story...with enough dash of the occult to give it a bit of extra flavor...

It's interesting too, because if this story didn't win, I'm sure I never would have bothered to read it...and would have missed a great story here on an aside note, a few years back I read one of Steffanie's supernatural stories because it won an EP, which made me curious, and she became one of my fave writers here on Lush...heck, maybe I really am a closet Supernatural fan, and don't even know it...

Anyway... Big Time Congrats are in order here Lizzy...and the other two btw...haven't read the second and third place winners Billy and Lupus as of yet, but I'm thinking maybe I should...

Big Congratulation s to all here... Pour Wine occasion9 occasion7 Regaeman Man Pint Drunk

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 03 Jul 2014 00:00

I have a feeling a few of my friends here can relate btw...Regaeman Man

Topic The writing workshop glossary...
Posted 29 Jun 2014 13:21

Might be of interest to some friends here...

Most writers, at some point in their lives, join a writers’ workshop, a weekly gathering of a dozen or so scribes who read one another’s work and offer constructive criticism in a group setting. They hope that by sharing their material and receiving feedback they will improve their craft. But take it from me, putting your work out there for critique can be a difficult – and even mysterious – process. Here is a glossary that can help you understand the terms you may hear in a workshop.

NYT - The writing workshop glossary

Topic Yet another chance to get in print...erotic stories or poems, for an upcoming anthology...
Posted 24 Jun 2014 22:32

Alright, my friends...this book of erotic short stories and poems is now out on Inner Child Press...and once I come across a list of authors, I will share that as well, as I happen to know there are some Lush Stories members in this the meantime, you could just buy it to find out...or buy all three editions from the last three years, because you do realize that I am in all three...I mean, what better reason is there to buy them all? I certainly can't think of one...dontknow

Inner Child Press - Hot Summer Nights 2014

Topic 7 Formatting Errors That Make Your Book Look Unprofessional...
Posted 24 Jun 2014 10:01

The good thing Metilda, is that there is quite a lot on the internet regarding the subject of eBook formatting...BookBaby is a good start btw...

The Top 10 Articles on eBook Formatting

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 21 Jun 2014 14:13

Great video, and great version of this song...

Johnny Winter "Highway 61"


Topic FAIL Thread
Posted 19 Jun 2014 16:07

Maybe somebody here knows the answer to this one...I got nothing myself...

Topic Guns! Yaaay!!
Posted 16 Jun 2014 13:07

I just thought this was worth sharing somewhere here in the forum...can't make this stuff up my friends...Regaeman Man

At least five Americans accidentally shot off their penises since 2010

Excuse that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Talk about "going off half-cocked"...I know I really should not have laughed nearly as hard or long at this most serious subject...but, anyone who needs evidence that we need restrictions in this country as to who should own guns...well my friends, one only has to read these tales of five men who will most definitely be shooting blanks from now on...

Topic WHO is The Biggest Flirt Upon Lush Stories?
Posted 15 Jun 2014 20:56

Soooo, who's getting it?

Oh damn...I had no idea there was a Badge involved here...I would have been over here every day tossing around some well-worn lies, and dusting off some generic compliments I found in my Flirting On Lush Stories For Dummies book...

Anyway...I still think Miss Poppet is the biggest flirt's shameful the levels of flirtationliness that she stoops to...

I have to shy away in embarrassment like an awkward penguin from her ever-persistent attempts at picking me up wherever I may seems at times there's just no escape, however hard I try...

Topic WHO is The Biggest Flirt Upon Lush Stories?
Posted 15 Jun 2014 11:18

Nearly everyone on my friends list, hence them being there in the first place.

...Or maybe it is me, and that is why they have me as a friend? *Raises eyebrow*

You are pretty flirty there Miss Poppet...just sayin'