About DirtyMindedMom
Biography

I DON'T DO CHAT.
I'm not saying this to be rude, but it seems very few people read these bios before sending friend requests. This is merely an attempt to save some time and effort for those who reach out to me exclusively with the desire to instant chat in any form. I appreciate the interest in connecting with me in that manner, but I simply don't have the time or inclination to play through online chat. PMs are the best way to exchange dirty thoughts with me. And who is me...?

I'm a seemingly normal, suburban mom with secret fantasies that my husband will never know about. I have a great marriage and a satisfying sex life, but if he knew about the inappropriate thoughts polluting his sweet little wife's brain he wouldn't understand.

I recently decided to try writing some dirty stories. I had several stories published here, then Lush changed their policies and the story category I was mainly interested in was eliminated. I've reposted the taboo stories that had been here to my personal blog, and will continue to add new stories that I can no longer share here. I've been warned by Lush moderators that I'm not allowed to include a link to my blog. If you're interested in reading my Lush-inappropriate stories you can PM me and I'll send you the link (or you can go to my Twitter profile below).

I might be a boring housewife, but I'm not a bored housewife. I'm not looking to hook-up with anyone and I'm not interested in roleplaying my fantasies. If that's your main reason for wanting to be my friend, you're going to be disappointed. I'm only here few minutes a day, and I'm not interested in spending that time chatting. Exchanging private messages is easier and more manageable for me, and I'm happy to do that as long as you're not demanding or rude. I don't mind crude, but I don't like rude.

Name:
Rachael
Sex:
Female 
Age:
32
Relationship Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
New England
Interests:
Writing nasty stories, most of which cannot be published at Lush any longer.
Website:
Twitter
Statistics
Date Joined:
01 Mar 2014
Last Visit:
02 Sep 2015
Page Viewed:
38,738 times
Friends:
282
Followers:
293
Days in Chat:
0
Days on Site:
9
Forum Posts:
19
Stories:
4
Badges:
6

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Stories Published By DirtyMindedMom
Stroke Break

I watch the new intern bending over while he puts another ream of printer paper away on a lower shelf. Someone should tell him those khakis are too tight for the workplace, but it won’t be me. He flashes an innocent smile as he passes my desk on his way to his next menial task. I open my top drawer, take out my little blue dildo, and swing by Jill’s cubicle. “I’m taking a stroke break,...

Added 13 Dec 2014 | Category Masturbation | Votes 54 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 17,915 | 32 Comments

School Nurse Confidential, Ch. 3

My whole world was different. Ever since Nurse Cady had opened my eyes (as well as her pussy), I was seeing things in a new light. I sat in fourth period English and stared at Mrs. Hughes moving around in front of the class talking excitedly about Catcher in the Rye . I’d never paid much attention to her before, but now I was compelled to study her in a new way. She was tall and slim....

Added 14 Nov 2014 | Category Taboo | Votes 92 | Avg Score 5 | Views 55,217 | 49 Comments

School Nurse Confidential, Ch. 2

My heart was thumping and my palms were sweaty as I presented Mr. Brundowski with my appointment slip. He eyed me suspiciously, but wrote me a pass to go to the nurse’s office anyway. It wasn’t that I was getting out of Geometry class that had me so excited; it was that I was going to see Nurse Cady again. I must have jerked off to thoughts of her at least a hundred times in the past five...

Added 09 Aug 2014 | Category Taboo | Votes 82 | Avg Score 5 | Views 64,919 | 40 Comments

School Nurse Confidential

I watched Michelle do a flawless cartwheel. Her perfect ass in those tight shorts was the star of the show, but her outstretched legs were what got my attention. They were so toned and smooth. I thought for a second that I might’ve caught a glimpse of her panties when she was upside down. Now all I had to do was make sure I didn’t get a boner in front of everyone. “Let’s go, Kussler!”...

Added 18 Jul 2014 | Category Taboo | Votes 159 | Avg Score 4.98 | Views 70,488 | 81 Comments

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Friends Comments
luganstud
Posted: 23 Aug 2015 08:18
Bi4Girls
Posted: 22 Aug 2015 08:48
Sharing a shower messager is such a fun thing....

WSCLG
Posted: 20 Aug 2015 23:19

aaronakafidel3
Posted: 18 Aug 2015 19:57
Welcome back Rachael! Hope you had an amazing summer! Let's catch up soon gorgeous lady!
Kisses,
Aaron
jizzr69
Posted: 17 Aug 2015 08:10
Thanks for adding me
MtDew
Posted: 03 Jul 2015 21:51

aaronakafidel3
Posted: 10 Jun 2015 20:41
Hey Rachel! Sorry I stink! I was not around yesterday or much this weekend leading up to your birthday! Hope you had a wonderful day!
Kisses and Hugs...miss you!
Later Lovely,
Aaron


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Posted: 20 May 2015 07:11
You are totally humpalicious! Enjoy your day today, everywhere you go!

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Posted: 11 May 2015 17:34
Thank you for adding me sweetie!!!!!

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