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Hi, I'm a married 65 y.o. males (wife is 17 yrs. younger than me). We have 3 lovely daughters 25, 17, & 14 y.o. and one granddaughter 2 y.o. We both love reading erotic stories but neither of us is into writing them however I may give it a try sometime. I spent 9 yrs in the U.S. Navy as a young single man, have been 3/4 of the way around the world and have experienced sex with girls of a large number of nationalities. I find most women attractive in some way or another but I do not cheat on my wife except in my fantasies. I do have some health issues that pevents me from being as sexual active as I used to be but as my wife can attest to, my tongue still works perfect and I love to put it to good use!

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Topic: Sex on camera
Posted: 16 Nov 2011 09:27

About 10 yrs ago my wife and I made a video of us fucking on the livingroom floor. Found it very difficult to be the cameraman and the fucker at the same time. Wife thinks I destroyed it but I have it hidden away. Also I found a homemade video of my step-daughter and her boyfriend sucking and fucking. Some how they had managed to leave it behind after they moved out of our old house. She was 19 at the time. I'll admit I've jacked off to that video more than once.<img src="/images/emoticons/evil6.gif" alt="evil4">

Topic: Tasting your juices?
Posted: 29 Aug 2011 05:45

For the girls: Do you like to lick and suck your juices off your fingers when you masterbate? Guys: Do you like to eat your own cum when you masterbate? I love to eat my own cum, often shoot on my stomach and scoop it up with a spoon to eat it. Also cum in a cup and drink it. It is one way to make sure your cum tastes the best you can make it so your SO enjoys it when she swallows it.<img src="/images/emoticons/free-sexy-smileys-947.gif" alt="free-sexy-smileys-947">

Topic: Sex after Marriage: The Honeymoon is Over
Posted: 25 Aug 2011 13:23

First let me say that I have never seen an oyster that I wanted to eat and never saw a pussy that I didn't want to eat. There is an old saying that goes: "Show me a guy that won't eat his SO's pussy and I'll take her away from him!" Secondly, if a guy expects his SO to perform oral sex on him but refuses to eat her pussy is like the guy that expects his SO to swallow his cum but won't eat it himself, he does not deserve to have a cock!

Topic: Would you date a Porn star?
Posted: 21 Aug 2011 11:41

I've seen a lot of porn performers I'd date and a lot more that I would just plain fuck!

Topic: To Be Sucked or not to be Sucked?
Posted: 18 Aug 2011 14:11

All I'll say is that the absolutely worst blow job I ever had was wonderful, like pussy there is no such thing as a bad one!

Topic: The Perfect Pussy?
Posted: 18 Aug 2011 06:57

Don't ask me In the Navy we have a saying "Pussy is Pussy"

and if god made anything better he kept it for himself!

Topic: Friendship sex
Posted: 17 Aug 2011 14:45

I do fuck my best friend! She just happens to be my wife also.<img src="/images/emoticons/Lwinking.gif" alt="Lwinking">

Topic: Picking my brain...(your brain)
Posted: 17 Aug 2011 14:43

My 1st time was with my 18 y.o. g/f who was far from being a virgin and had quite a bit of experience. However, she wasn't into everything I was interested in doing. After graduating from high school i spent 9 yrs in the navy, traveled 3/4 of the way around the world and experienced a lot more than I had ever fantasized about!

Topic: What's on your sexual bucket list?
Posted: 17 Aug 2011 12:34

I'd love to be tied up and fucked by at least 3 guys. So basically being used as a huge slut because everyone always treats me so delicately for whatever reason, it's about time that it stopped.

InYourDreams I would think this fantasy would be extremely easy for you to accomplish with your looks! Would you want all 3 of your holes filled at once? As the old saying goes "Pick me, Pick me"!

Topic: Breasts
Posted: 17 Aug 2011 09:12

Xara, 36 training bra size is better than 36DD fake!

Kinkygirl, your breasts are lovely! I bet your girlfriends love them.

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