About dirtysweatywhore


Funny how i won't join FB, Twitter or MyS but Lush was not a problem.... hmmmm?

Don't you just love how at the start of a good porn, the girls are beautiful, sweet and sexy and then by the end they're dirtysweatywhores? ;o)

Lush is bringing out the exhibitionist in me and does it ever turn me on to think someone is getting off from looking at a pic of me or reading my stories.

I love a good tease... to give and to get. If you want to friend me, tease me, please me. Or at least send me your thoughts or comments on one of my stories - good or bad.



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Topic: what are you drinking?
Posted: 25 Apr 2014 21:02

A cheap shiraz

Topic: friends with benefits, married or not, do you have one?
Posted: 21 Nov 2013 20:03

I did have a FWB, or so I thought. I knew him for a long time and it was just what I needed...loved that we got along well, had fun and that there was no obligations. What I did have was an expectation...an expectation that we were actually friends and with that I expect no bull shit... Sadly he could not deliver on that which turned us into fuck buddies. Call me weird to make the distinction...but for me there is a difference.

Topic: Ever masturbate to fall asleep?
Posted: 23 Feb 2013 13:27


Topic: Judge orders woman to wear "idiot" sign. Humiliating or not harsh enough?
Posted: 14 Nov 2012 07:04

For me this post begs the question... where is the humilation? in having to stand on a corner holding a sign, or what the sign actually says. Idiot does not even begin to describe the stupid, selfish, moronic act this woman exhibited. And while this non traditional punishment may have its merits, it is true that it opens way to abuse of the justice system. A choice... one between a rock and a hard place would seem most appropriate.

30 days lost license and $250 fine... no a joke... 90 days lost license, $1000 dollar fine, be required to enroll in driving lessons, retake drivers test and formal apology to the children of the school and on the bus


1 week, from 1 hour before school starts to 1 hour after it ends holding a sign that says "I broke the law and endangered the lives of the children who occupy this street"

The idiot part would speak for itself

Topic: Unimportant, trivial, and/or obscure facts from your past.
Posted: 12 Aug 2012 18:08

once acted as a bodyguard for an NHL goalie... which is only entertaining since I'm 5'2", 120lbs and female...

Topic: Your ideal partner in two words
Posted: 11 Aug 2012 22:36

Undoubtedly Committed

Topic: Things that scared you as a kid and maybe still do.
Posted: 11 Aug 2012 22:08

lol... the Sasquatch/Big Foot episodes on the Bionic Woman....

Topic: A question of pussy
Posted: 29 Jul 2012 22:43

I've always been fond of using the word 'Petunia'... if it fits the flow of the story of course

Topic: eating your own cum
Posted: 23 Oct 2011 21:41

I love kissing a man after he has gone down on me... especially when he has a goatee so there is that much more to lick clean

Topic: re-name the person above you
Posted: 04 Sep 2011 19:49


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Border Town Rendezvous

Border-town Rendezvous Townville was a quiet, sleepy little border-town that had certainly seen better days. Sadly there were far too many retail shops with For Lease signs, old decorations from holidays long past dangling in the windows and an unfortunate air of abandonment. If tumbleweeds existed in this part of the world, they would surely have been blowing down the street. In its...

Added 18 Jul 2012 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 11 | Avg Score 4.91 | Views 2,792 | 10 Comments

For The Taking

My God has this ever been thrilling! I haven’t felt this much excitement about anyone in a very long time. That cute boy at work, the one I shared some serious mutual satisfaction with, he’s made me more horny than I can honestly ever recall. I walk around work all the time feeling a gentle moist warmth in my panties everyday and Tanner never seems to leave my mind. We still manage to text...

Added 26 Nov 2011 | Category First Time | Votes 21 | Avg Score 5 | Views 9,089 | 13 Comments

Mutual Safisfaction

It’s been a couple of months since that day the cute boy at work sent me a text to cheer me up. It was real nice and appeared to be the start of a sincere friendship. Tanner and I have spent hour’s texting each other about random shit, playing silly, finish the sentence type guessing games and have really been getting to know one another. We joke around a bit at work but really keep...

Added 16 Nov 2011 | Category Masturbation | Votes 25 | Avg Score 5 | Views 17,014 | 16 Comments

The Cute Boy At Work

I hate my job, I love my job, I hate my job, I love my job were the words that rattled through my head as I sat at the computer trying to figure out what report I was supposed to pretend to read next. “I’m pretty sure this is NOT what I signed on for.... .... agghhhh!, The words slipped out of my mouth, but apparently not as quietly as I thought. “Pardon me? Did you say something?” It...

Added 24 Oct 2011 | Category Masturbation | Votes 21 | Avg Score 4.68 | Views 12,193 | 11 Comments

Who Knew What The River Would Bring: The Finale

“Good Lord, who is that?!? Is that the guys?” I was mortified. “No... it’s not them. It’s the boat that gave us thumbs up this morning. They stopped by a while ago and asked if they could join us on the beach. They just went back down river to pick up a buddy of theirs,” he said all of this so matter-of-factly while simultaneously pulling up his shorts. “And it didn’t occur to you to fill...

Added 11 Oct 2011 | Category Group Sex | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.9 | Views 4,231 | 9 Comments

Who knew what the river would bring: Part 4

I really do love being on the boat. I love the isolation you can feel when shore is so close, yet so far away. It was getting to be too far away however, and I needed to go to shore. My Man still wanted to get a bite and the Honey Hole just wasn’t cutting it today; he was happy to find a better place to fish too. His rod came back into the boat and he started to pull the anchor up. The winch...

Added 04 Sep 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 6 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 3,576 | 5 Comments

Who knew what the river would bring: Part 3

By now the Meat Straw Thor was back in his shorts and he was standing up again as he raised the throttle on the boat engine when he said, “Baby, I’ve said it before and I know I’ll say it again... you give great fuckin’ head!” Needless to say he had gotten a little distracted and ended up slowing the boat down to the point that we were actually just floating back down the river. With...

Added 29 Aug 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 11 | Avg Score 4.91 | Views 3,712 | 6 Comments

Who knew what the river would bring: Part 2

‘Get dressed’ he says! Seriously?! I’m just getting started and he tells me to get dressed?!?! But I knew we had to get going so I began to pull myself together. “Ya, Ya,” I said, “I’m getting there, but hey, could you help me with this first.” Before he had a chance to respond, I leaned over to him and slowly brought my sticky, recently pussy fucked fingers up to his mouth and inserted...

Added 27 Aug 2011 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 5,984 | 8 Comments

Who knew what the river would bring: The Beginning

It was early in the morning when we woke and decided it was going to be too nice a day to spend working in the garden... we decided to hook the boat to the hitch, load up with a few snacks and bevies and off to the river for a day of fishing and to enjoy the sun. My hair went up in a ponytail and I looked for my favourite bikini... it was one of those triangle style tops about 2 sizes too...

Added 26 Aug 2011 | Category Masturbation | Votes 16 | Avg Score 4.81 | Views 6,953 | 15 Comments

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