Topic What's for dinner tonight?
03 Feb 2014 11:41
Asian ginger chicken on a bed of cabbage, bean sprouts and bok choy.
Topic New Canadian comedy duo - touted as being the "best ever".
03 Feb 2014 11:34
Canadian critics all agree that these two could very well be the "best ever" Canadian comedy duo that has ever existed. They may even possess other talents that are not yet known.
Topic Would you date a Porn star?
03 Feb 2014 05:37
I really don't think I would.
Usually when someone has a career in a certain field, the last thing they want to do when they get home is what they were doing at work. Chances are, she probably wouldn't want to have sex that much at home, seeing as she is getting pounded daily at work.
Mix that in with the fact there is another guys cock in your woman on a regular basis....erm, not my thing!
01 Feb 2014 05:44
I'm a Sriracha junkie, I add it to almost everything.
I also like Sambal Olek for an extra kick of heat too!
Topic Women in public w/o bra - opinion?
01 Feb 2014 05:13
I guess it all depends on what cup size she is, and how perky they are.
I surely don't want to see a woman with boobs at her belly button licking her lips as she walks towards me in the supermarket.
Topic Hilarious pick up lines
31 Jan 2014 13:35
29 Jan 2014 08:27
I started Paleo three weeks ago and not only have I lost a few undesirable pounds, the difference in the way that I feel is quite significant.
My head is much clearer and I don't feel like I am in a "fog" that I used to be at times. I would also say that I have a lot more energy as well. It's actually amazing how many great things you can cook under this plan! I love it!
Topic What type of car guy/gal are you
26 Jan 2014 05:30
I currently have a car manufactured in Japan, and an SUV made in Germany in my garage.
I have had too many problems with domestic cars in my life. Not going down that road again, unless it's a Tesla
Topic job lying
23 Jan 2014 05:08
Nope, I would never feel the need to lie about my job to get into a woman's panties. It would be the way I hold myself and communicate with her that would pique her interest in me......Not what I do for a living.
Topic The Rage Cage
22 Jan 2014 07:53
You absolute fucking moron!
We never once supported your decision to get your son that car, so much so we never offered a cent towards it. But that being said, we did offer to help you out and put it on a few websites to see if you could unload it that way.....what did you do? NOTHING! You didn't even fucking reply!
Now you have the balls (idiocy) to make a phone call yesterday asking for money to pay off the creditors that have frozen your credit cards. Why in the fuck would we shell out any money towards that car? Let alone $10,000.00 for something that doesn't exist anymore? You whine and put the flashing "poor me" sign on to try to solicit a response. Hoping that she will cave and say ok.
Newsflash buddy, you're not getting a fucking cent for this. You were the one that wanted to co-sign for a $45,000.00 car for your son who was making $10.25 and hour at the time. How in the fuck does that math work? When he lost his job, we asked if you would take over the lease.....what did you say? "No I can't do that, it's too expensive!"
How is it affordable for your son, but not for you? This coming from the man that has ZERO fucking expenses seeing as you live with mommy! Thanks for making my woman feel like she is partly responsible for something you created.
Why don't you just fuck off and look to your family to help you out. You were the one who fucked up and now it's time to put your big boy pants on and admit you were wrong. If they give you shit for it, accept all you get seeing as you were the one who though this was a good idea in the first place.
Fuck you very much!
Topic GUYS: the ideal handjob?
20 Jan 2014 05:42
Take hand and clasp in a semi-firm grip around my penis. Stroke up and down until desired result is achieved.......enjoy!
Topic Happy Birthday Buz!
15 Jan 2014 13:26
It's Buz's Birthday?
All the best man, hope you have an amazing day!
Topic Announcing the Winners of our "Quickie Sex" Story Competition
15 Jan 2014 12:54
What a great competition and congrats to all of the winners!
I think this contest could easily have been my favorite seeing as I have such a short attention span. Thank-you all for a great read.....
Topic What colour are your eyes?
15 Jan 2014 12:45
If I had a quarter I heard the phrase:
"You're so full of shit, even your eyes are brown"
Topic strap-on sex for guys
12 Jan 2014 06:08
No a finger is a finger and both sexes have them. A phallus is penis shaped and only men have them. I'm not saying it maker you gay, I'm not even saying it makes you bi. All I've said is if a penis shaped object goes into a guy's ass it's simulating gay sex . There is no straight equivalent. I'm not disparaging or labelling anyone for doing it, you should do what you enjoy.
Derek, if I have seen some of your posts correctly in the past you actually advocate against labels.
At the end of the day, people will call it whatever they want. Most importantly if they enjoy it, who gives a rats ass what it's called?
Topic Happy Birthday Coco!!!
12 Jan 2014 05:56
A very Happy Birthday to you!