Forum posts made by dudealicious

Topic Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you
Posted 15 Dec 2010 14:37

Shads is actually the inspiration for the Victoria's secret Angels...he is often asked to model the G-strings and stockings

Topic Hug, kiss or ????? the person above you.
Posted 15 Dec 2010 14:35

I like your mentality! I release your kiss and gently nibble on your ear

Topic If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?
Posted 15 Dec 2010 14:33

Good morning, what is this talk about brown skittles..it's early!

Topic Post groundless lies about the person above
Posted 15 Dec 2010 14:29

Hap is a florist, each time he gets a phone order for a dozen roses he grabs a pen and paper to take notes on what the buyer would like to say to their lover.

When he is out at trying to pick up women, he recites these notes as if they were pick-up lines. Most women are very confused, some offended throwing drinks in his face.
It did work once though, she slighty resembled Jabba the Hut, but he was so happy she listened to him he took her home anyway.

Topic Hug, kiss or ????? the person above you.
Posted 15 Dec 2010 14:26

*draws her in closer* A kiss on the nape of your neck

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 15 Dec 2010 14:17

Send in the clowns (off the Kenton 76 album) one of my favorites!

Topic Hug, kiss or ????? the person above you.
Posted 15 Dec 2010 14:15

A warm and inviting hug..

Topic If you click on this thread, you have to post
Posted 15 Dec 2010 14:14

Somehow I always find myself below Lola - coincidence I think not! LOL!

Topic If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?
Posted 15 Dec 2010 08:47

Oh god, was that ever a great night! I can't believe you did that with your hips!

Topic if you had the person above for one hour what would you do x
Posted 15 Dec 2010 08:41

Grab her by the hand (with she) and walk to the local wine store...now this is what you have to look for Niki (your SO will be so impressed!!)

Topic if you had the person above for one hour what would you do x
Posted 15 Dec 2010 08:34

No wine left, however why don't we walk the streets of Vienna and find a little cafe where they we can have a glass...

Topic Guys: What turns you on the most? Get as Crazy as you want!
Posted 15 Dec 2010 08:00

Blindfold him, tie him to the bed posts, bring out the lube and strap-on dildo. I'll guarantee you it will be a night he'll never forget! evil4

Tie him to the bed, and say you just have to nip out for condoms and stay out for an hour ha ha. When you get back home this is what he'll say,

'What took you so long... just fuck me will you!!!!!!'

Ok bee that is sooo bad!!

I am not sure about other guys, but I love getting bit / scratched / slapped - it brings blood to those areas and make is so much more sensitive. As well my whole body starts to feel like it's on fire!
Don't forget to talk to him and let him know how it feels - a little dirty talk goes a long long way!

Topic Would you fuck the person above you?
Posted 15 Dec 2010 07:53

Sorry you scooped me LOL!

Yes I would love that, I am very lucky man!

Topic Hug, kiss or ????? the person above you.
Posted 15 Dec 2010 07:51

A huge hug and a whisper in her ear...

Topic Things that just piss you off
Posted 15 Dec 2010 07:47

Lushies with Angry or Arrogant Profiles!! If you have a preference of Gender you want to chat with, thats cool. But why do you have to be so nasty about it? And Why do some people have to make it sound like we should be privileged to be able to chat with them. Come On People, Its A Supposed To Be A Fun Site!! An Escape from the nastiness of Reality!

Very well said Nikki I agree completely!

Getting hit with a snow storm, a commute that should be 45 min turns into 3.5 hours AARRRGHHH!!

Topic if you had the person above for one hour what would you do x
Posted 15 Dec 2010 07:43

Share stories and end up laughing for the entire hour!

Topic If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?
Posted 15 Dec 2010 07:34

Thanks I have never heard her moan like that before...you have some serious "talent"

Topic Would you fuck the person above you?
Posted 15 Dec 2010 07:33

A fellow Canadian...hope she will have me....

Topic Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you
Posted 15 Dec 2010 07:22

Lola frequents lush to help ease her sexual needs...she masturbates frequently to the stories.

Unfortunately her computer crashes one day and she takes it into get serviced. The technician opens her laptop in front of her and is met with a sticky substance on the keyboard....Lola forgot to wipe the keyboard clean and has left remnants of herself all over her computer....Wondering what this substance is the technician rubs his fingers along the keyboard and places it to his lips. Lola is met with a groan as he whispers - mmmmm strawberry jelly.

Topic If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?
Posted 15 Dec 2010 07:13

I didn't know you were that flexible!

Topic If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?
Posted 15 Dec 2010 07:10

My god you have beautiful eyes!!

Topic Would you fuck the person above you?
Posted 15 Dec 2010 07:04

Time and time again....

Topic Would you fuck the person above you?
Posted 15 Dec 2010 06:59

As much as she is a very nice girl...I will have to say no, but I love ya kinky

Topic I want one!!!
Posted 15 Dec 2010 06:52

I would love the truck!! It's awesome how he climed that snow bank!

Topic If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?
Posted 15 Dec 2010 04:56

That's good, now let me turn you over 10 lashings on your bottom

Topic If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?
Posted 15 Dec 2010 04:51

After round 5 you still will be thanking me!a1089

Are those handcuffs comfortable?

Topic If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?
Posted 15 Dec 2010 04:45

What an amazing night!! Thanks!

Topic Hug, kiss or ????? the person above you.
Posted 14 Dec 2010 21:17

A big hug and a kiss on the cheek

*Edit A big man hug to celebrate your new ride*

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 14 Dec 2010 20:48

My dog snoring, damn I love him...

Topic Hug, kiss or ????? the person above you.
Posted 14 Dec 2010 20:33

Oh a little more than a hug if that's ok with you...