Topic Create a story
13 Dec 2010 13:39
Slowly, Edgar tip-toed up the stairway. The place smelt like cinnamon oil and incense. Edgar felt like he was being watched. Candles lit the triangle of copper skin exposed by the spreading of K-Y on her exposed cunt. She watched expectantly as Fred tried desperately hard to unzip his jacket. Moans from the wardrobe resonated through out the quiet dark room. Edgar unexpectedly smirked, knowing his sensitive nipples were protruding through the holes in his new lacy pink corset. Fred pinched his arm expecting, a dream to end. Finally Daisey crawled out toward the middle of the slippery floor, carefully avoiding the numerous puddles of wet clothes. Meanwhile, Edgar pulls on Daisey's garter making sounds that no one can describe. A cheesy grin appeared from Daisey causing sheer delight within Edgar's lacy pink mouth, wet from cognac, stinking from last nights lush encounter.
Topic Stay-at-home dads
13 Dec 2010 13:34
and of course, the Canadians are the ones mostly speaking up here. Figures. we should have invaded your pitiful little backwoods country years ago and put you all to work in sweat factories so you quite whining about socialism and all that crap. seriously, you make me want to puke! almost as bad as the french - hell, some of you even SPEAK french !
Oui je parle francais! Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
Hey hey now, even though our army is 1/16 the size of yours doesn't mean we can't defend ourselves! We are amazing in snowball fights!
Topic Post groundless lies about the person above
13 Dec 2010 11:52
Ruby has a restraining order placed on her by the Jonas brothers. When they were touring South Africa she attended all of the concerts and once sneaked into their dressing rooms, leaving her panties behind with a note reading "I wore these for 28 days straight waiting for you to come here, I hope you like them"
The police now are on the lookout for her at every concert.
Topic Things that cheer you up
13 Dec 2010 11:39
Coming home after work to see notes around the house teasing you. They finally lead you to the bathroom where you see your love in a bubble bath waiting for you with a glass of wine.
Topic I recommend this member's profile.
13 Dec 2010 11:06
I don't think any of us like shameless self promotion so I think it would be fun if we had a thread where we pimp other members profiles that have caught our eye.
(EDIT: on second thought who cares just go ahead without asking)
She has one of the coolest pages I have seen and a great taste in photo's - I haven't asked permission but I hope she doesn't mind
Topic can you be addicted to Lush
13 Dec 2010 10:06
I think that any member with 3 or more badges is addicted to Lush. In particular, anyone who has the badge "Enthusiast." That's really a synonym for addict
They should make an enthusiast badge that is for six months straight instead of the regular month. Then we'll really see the lushies who've been mainlining it...
Guilty as charged.
You just might need a little gold dot on your enthusiast badge ;)
Oh shit, I just saw that I was awarded an enthusiast badge! Lush is like a drug, just when you think you have had enough you come back for more!
Topic Things that just piss you off
13 Dec 2010 06:04
When the rain just won't let up so that you can take your 500HP open-top "toy" out to play - COME NOW - ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!!
Erm - may I ask what you are driving kind sir - sounds like fun!!
When you go to the grocery store and find that there are only 3 people working at the checkout with 15 people in each line.