Forum posts made by dudealicious

Topic If a tree falls... Your theory.
Posted 22 Jan 2016 10:18

Me too Dude. How do you like your eggs? Breakfast sounds far more appealing. Oh, if you leave bacon on the skillet and walk away from from it, will the sound of it crackling as it cooks, stop? dontknow

I really don't discriminate much, I'm an equal opportunity egg lover. Scrambled, poached and over easy I love them all!

As for the sound, the cracklings indefinitely stops the minute you leave the room. Why? Your significant other is eating it behind your back! 👀

Topic If a tree falls... Your theory.
Posted 21 Jan 2016 20:25

I like bacon

Topic What do you want your girl wearing during sex?
Posted 14 Jan 2016 16:46


Topic Moderator of the Month for December, with $100 to spend at
Posted 07 Jan 2016 12:36

Congrats Ruthie! Slow clap

Topic Do you remember the first explicit erotic story you ever read?
Posted 07 Jan 2016 11:41

Exactly to what am I not privy? If you read my post carefully, you'll find that I wrote "there are and were". I have read those posts you have deleted before you did so, and in all those posts I found exactly one sentence, that came close to breaking the rules. Even that sentence, the one that contained the word " sticky", did not describe any sexual act or even name it .

Seems like there were other posts that you haven't seen then, there was mention of sexual activity far under the age of 16.

It merely suggested an activity, one btw, that is common among adolescents boys of any age, and one that is openly discussed anywhere where sexual education is subject, including schoolclasses.

Fantastic, I do not remember being a sexual education class. I do know we are an erotic stories site. It is very easy for "questionable" people to to troll for information on these forums. Why on earth would we even give them a bone to nibble on by having anything less than a zero tolerance towards the subject? The internet is such an easy place to do so (as you well know).

I agree, that describing a 14-year old performing that act in an erotic story would cross every line drawn. But this isn't a story, this is a forum thread, and not one about sex but about reading, actually, about an aspect of growing up.

So because it's in a forum thread versus a story makes underage sex acceptable?

As a comparison: how would you have responded, if the subject had been "How old were you when you became a parent" and someone answered 14? The implications of that simple statement go way beyond those of "sticky pages".


Last, but not least, even if the suggestion of an underage sexual act in this context was a violation, which it isn't in my humble opinion, you could have simply removed the offensive sentence or the age reference in stead of the entire reaction.

Again, you haven't seen each and every post we have dealt with in this matter. We do appreciate your feedback.

Topic Do you remember the first explicit erotic story you ever read?
Posted 07 Jan 2016 06:48

I've carefully checked the rules, and I can only conclude that you are bending in stead of applying them.

The age limit is mentioned in two places:
1. The guidelines for submitting stories. They basically say, story characters must be 16 or older. There are and were however no stories in this thread, and as far as I've seen, no sexual acts either. Therefore this rule has no meaning here.
2. The forum guidelines. They literally say:
"I agree not to discuss or make mention of the subjects: incest, rape, sex with underage people (under 16), child abuse, dangerous sexual acts, drugging, suicide or bestiality, either in the forums, chat rooms, messaging, comment areas or in member profiles."
I fail to see, how mentioning I've read erotica or even porn and telling how that made me feel, constitutes a violation of this rule. Reading is not sex.

Fantastic and I really appreciate you bringing the rules into this thread that we are trusted to enforce as moderators of this amazing site.

I do have to point out the one thing you are not privy to are the posts we had to modify or delete to lead up to the reminder. We strive to keep this site clean and leave no grey areas when it comes to anything underage. Should you require more explanation in regards to this I would suggest you use this link to find out more, privately.

Contact us

Topic Do you remember the first explicit erotic story you ever read?
Posted 07 Jan 2016 04:11

Excuse me? We aren't talking about or first sexual acts in this thread, but about the first time we were reading erotica. Are you seriously implying, that the admission, that I was reading something when I wasn't 16 yet, is against the rules? That's like getting arrested in Florida for talking about beer before your 21st birthday.

Underage is underage period. We had some posts mentioning ages that were completely unacceptable and I felt it was necessary to send out a friendly reminder.

Topic Do you remember the first explicit erotic story you ever read?
Posted 06 Jan 2016 13:55

May I please remind everyone that this is an adult site and there is zero tolerance for any posts referring to any underage activity (16 years of age or less).

Please refrain from any such posts.

Topic What's on your mind right now?
Posted 06 Jan 2016 06:27

A very special Lushie that I haven't been in contact with much over the past few months. She always has a knack to make me smile and turn me on at the same time. All while holding a very intelligent and meaningful conversation.

Missed you 💋

Topic Blow jobs are more intimate than sex
Posted 04 Jan 2016 07:02

The arguement

I couldn't stop laughing!

And yeah, it's true, a blow job is more intimate.

laughing3 ky

Topic Your new year's resolution !
Posted 01 Jan 2016 06:19

Topic National men make dinner day...
Posted 14 Dec 2015 04:59

That's almost every day in my house!

Topic New York Times runs an editorial on page 1 for the first time in 95 years
Posted 13 Dec 2015 21:34

If you need critique to be lubricated by some compliments then I suggest you go to your parents. BTW, Saddam Hussein is probably not a very good example. And the same may even be true for Bin laden.

Don't feed the troll

Posted 12 Dec 2015 18:52

The happiest birthday ever to you Milik! Hope you enjoy your very special day!

Topic Moderator of the Month for November, with $100 to spend at
Posted 08 Dec 2015 04:55

Congrats Candy Girl!

Whoop whoop!

Topic Would you let your wife or gf have sex with another man if she demands or asks?
Posted 07 Dec 2015 20:23

Fuck no, she can take all of her shit and find somewhere else to live.

Nah nah nah nah, hey hey hey goodbye!

Topic Guys, What color panties are you wearing today?
Posted 23 Nov 2015 10:38

Please refer to his thread instead. Helps us to keep the clutter down in the forums.

Topic How do YOU define submissive?
Posted 21 Nov 2015 07:17

If your Dom makes you bark like a dog, does that make you a subwoofer?

Topic Happy Birthday Ms RAVENSTAR!!!
Posted 19 Nov 2015 06:45

Happy birthday! Wishing you a most excellent day.

Topic Happy Birthday Sweet_As_Candy
Posted 19 Nov 2015 05:46

Wishing you a very happy birthday Em, you deserve it!

Topic First time same sex, was it planned?
Posted 18 Nov 2015 10:10

Yup. In fact I planned it like five times before I actually had the guts to make my move. I remember she said, "What took to so long." So I fumbled my way though the whole fifteen minute encounter. I remember I looked down to confirm I was actually in a pussy. Lol.

A few months later my older (30) neighbor and mother of two became my mentor, teaching me the ways of love. A very special time of my life. The greatest thing I learned is that if I make it all about her, the reward is beyond comparison.

Chuck, great story however the title of this thread (in the LGBT forum) was first time same sex. Your accounts seem more heterosexual.

Just looking out for ya!

Topic Night of Terror - Paris - Nov 13, 2015
Posted 16 Nov 2015 12:51

It's pretty scary when Al Qaeda disowns ISIS. Here's a very interesting read


Topic Do you guy like being rimmed and fingered
Posted 16 Nov 2015 12:46

Absolutely both - but then guys love anything, right?

Come on! We are very complex beings and not very predictable.


Topic How do you remove hair from the shaft of your cock?
Posted 12 Nov 2015 19:49

I'm not sure if Dudealicious is serious or not, but that is what I'd suggest. It is usually only a few random ones, so just use tweezers.

But what if you're this guy? Damn.

Topic When will you be famous?
Posted 12 Nov 2015 19:45

An example of a run-on sentence.

We are talking about getting 'Famous Member' badges, right?

You lack punctuation! You're fired.

Topic Tips for dealing with a rejected story.
Posted 12 Nov 2015 19:00


I cry very hard when my stories get sent back to me. I then think really, and...

Topic How do you remove hair from the shaft of your cock?
Posted 12 Nov 2015 18:56

is it in bad form to laugh??

Go ahead and laugh as I cry Van, dammit! confused1

Topic How do you remove hair from the shaft of your cock?
Posted 12 Nov 2015 18:53 hair at a time

Topic When will you be famous?
Posted 12 Nov 2015 18:49

I know I'm right that my posts have nothing to do with the punishments I've received when another poster who acts far worse remains active while I continue to get "reply notification" E-mails from the site while I am "suspended" & therefore unable to post in the same threads I am notified about.

Also, don't get on my case about one missing letter when your posts are repeatedly lacking in punctuation.

And yes, these posts may be off-topic, but so was the Staffer's post I was responding to.

Lacking punctuation whaaaaaaaatttttt?......!!!!!!...????