Forum posts made by dudealicious

Topic 3 word biography
Posted 29 Jan 2014 13:30

Integrity, Honest, Loving

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 29 Jan 2014 12:08

Send in the clowns - Stan Kenton

Topic Paleo
Posted 29 Jan 2014 08:27

I started Paleo three weeks ago and not only have I lost a few undesirable pounds, the difference in the way that I feel is quite significant.

My head is much clearer and I don't feel like I am in a "fog" that I used to be at times. I would also say that I have a lot more energy as well. It's actually amazing how many great things you can cook under this plan! I love it!

Topic confess something hot/naughty/dirty
Posted 29 Jan 2014 05:10

Ok on the dirty side.....

I had to re-pot a plant yesterday and got soil under my fingernails.
I hate that!

Topic Straight Guy in a gay bar: You go in, not realising it is a gay bar, and get hit on.
Posted 29 Jan 2014 05:09

Been there, done that and been hit on.

I politely declined any advances that came my way, letting my admirers know I was straight.
One laughed and said "If I got a few hours with you I'd convince you otherwise".

I had to buy him a drink after that comment! Pint Drunk

Topic What type of car guy/gal are you
Posted 26 Jan 2014 05:30


I currently have a car manufactured in Japan, and an SUV made in Germany in my garage.
I have had too many problems with domestic cars in my life. Not going down that road again, unless it's a Tesla

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 23 Jan 2014 17:16

Love Dani's desktop. She also has a story that she posted for you to read and is very active in forum. Great lady here.

Bronco's. :-"

Topic job lying
Posted 23 Jan 2014 05:08

Nope, I would never feel the need to lie about my job to get into a woman's panties. It would be the way I hold myself and communicate with her that would pique her interest in me......Not what I do for a living.

Topic What's on your culinary bucket list?
Posted 22 Jan 2014 09:54

Kraft Dinner confused5

Topic The Rage Cage
Posted 22 Jan 2014 07:53

You absolute fucking moron!

We never once supported your decision to get your son that car, so much so we never offered a cent towards it. But that being said, we did offer to help you out and put it on a few websites to see if you could unload it that way.....what did you do? NOTHING! You didn't even fucking reply!

Now you have the balls (idiocy) to make a phone call yesterday asking for money to pay off the creditors that have frozen your credit cards. Why in the fuck would we shell out any money towards that car? Let alone $10,000.00 for something that doesn't exist anymore? You whine and put the flashing "poor me" sign on to try to solicit a response. Hoping that she will cave and say ok.

Newsflash buddy, you're not getting a fucking cent for this. You were the one that wanted to co-sign for a $45,000.00 car for your son who was making $10.25 and hour at the time. How in the fuck does that math work? When he lost his job, we asked if you would take over the lease.....what did you say? "No I can't do that, it's too expensive!"


How is it affordable for your son, but not for you? This coming from the man that has ZERO fucking expenses seeing as you live with mommy! Thanks for making my woman feel like she is partly responsible for something you created.

Why don't you just fuck off and look to your family to help you out. You were the one who fucked up and now it's time to put your big boy pants on and admit you were wrong. If they give you shit for it, accept all you get seeing as you were the one who though this was a good idea in the first place.

Fuck you very much!

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 21 Jan 2014 08:44

He owns a yoga mat.

Lola is one of the most down to earth people you will ever come across. She has been an amazing shoulder to lean on, and a great confidante.

An amazing woman to say the least!

Topic GUYS: the ideal handjob?
Posted 20 Jan 2014 05:42

Take hand and clasp in a semi-firm grip around my penis. Stroke up and down until desired result is achieved.......enjoy!

Topic Describe your fantasy - a hot blonde dressed in a naughty outfit in your bedroom.
Posted 20 Jan 2014 05:39

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 20 Jan 2014 05:24

She's a very passionate and intelligent woman, who now has her team in the Superbowl.
Too bad they will lose to the Bronco's Shhh

Topic Which part of your body do you consider most sexy?
Posted 19 Jan 2014 09:10

I think its my eyes...............but I seem to get a lot of attention a little lower!

Your collarbone is a thing of beauty! :-"

Topic what are you drinking?
Posted 18 Jan 2014 18:16

A 2006 Chianti

Topic Why aren't you telling your spouse that you frequent sites like Lush?
Posted 15 Jan 2014 13:47

Who says I don't? dontknow

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 15 Jan 2014 13:46

A beautiful woman inside and out. She is very genuine and an all around amazing person.

Oh and she's got a pretty cool profile too....she writes good! evil4

Topic Happy Birthday Buz!
Posted 15 Jan 2014 13:26

It's Buz's Birthday?

All the best man, hope you have an amazing day!

Topic Announcing the Winners of our "Quickie Sex" Story Competition
Posted 15 Jan 2014 12:54

What a great competition and congrats to all of the winners!

I think this contest could easily have been my favorite seeing as I have such a short attention span. Thank-you all for a great read.....

Wait! Squirrel!

Runs off

Topic What colour are your eyes?
Posted 15 Jan 2014 12:45

If I had a quarter I heard the phrase:

"You're so full of shit, even your eyes are brown"

Topic strap-on sex for guys
Posted 12 Jan 2014 06:08

No a finger is a finger and both sexes have them. A phallus is penis shaped and only men have them. I'm not saying it maker you gay, I'm not even saying it makes you bi. All I've said is if a penis shaped object goes into a guy's ass it's simulating gay sex . There is no straight equivalent. I'm not disparaging or labelling anyone for doing it, you should do what you enjoy.

Derek, if I have seen some of your posts correctly in the past you actually advocate against labels.
At the end of the day, people will call it whatever they want. Most importantly if they enjoy it, who gives a rats ass what it's called?

Topic Happy Birthday Coco!!!
Posted 12 Jan 2014 05:56

A very Happy Birthday to you!

Topic What made you try Anal?
Posted 10 Jan 2014 07:24

Tequila Pint Drunk


Topic Would you really say no?
Posted 09 Jan 2014 12:19

I would have to agree with Buz on this one. It could be some kind of scheme to get me to an area that I don't know (never mind any of my friends or family) to rob me or worse.

The fact that you have a Porsche and are flinging the keys around would make me think you are a very insecure person. Someone who needs material possessions to make yourself more desirable. I have never been interested in someone so superficial and would probably end the conversation with "having to go pee" or something.

I would kindly decline the offer, and make sure the bartender has a cab called for you to get home safely.

Topic Being a good neighbor
Posted 03 Jan 2014 07:09

Topic Wishing everyone a Happy New Year!
Posted 31 Dec 2013 08:23

All the best in 2014 to all of the sexy people on Lush! May the new year bring health, happiness and some naughty tales!

Topic Promiscuous or Slut
Posted 27 Dec 2013 11:19


I should clarify. That seems to be the most common definitions of slut when I hear the word used. Whenever someone calls someone else a slut, it's usually a person that has cheated on her spouse or fucked her way to a good life. As seen by those casting the term.. usually from a woman about another woman, unfortunately.

Bullshit, guys can call others sluts as well.

LM come on, you know you are one.....evil4

Topic How many times you have cum in a day?
Posted 27 Dec 2013 11:14


Gone? Now that's another story.....

Topic How many from Canada?
Posted 27 Dec 2013 07:16

ya mean ya moved in here? most move out to the center of the universe, the oil fields.........:)

What can you do when most of the head offices are in Toronto? Would I ever live in Alberta again? Probably not.