Forum posts made by dudealicious

Topic Am I bi?
Posted 16 Dec 2013 20:35

OH goodie! It's Rodney and Don, I'm just SOO impressed; I wonder what obnoxious pain is going to show up and pretend to be cute next. Maybe it will be Rosebutt er, ah I mean RoseANNE.

WHY on EARTH Would you say that. DAMMIT !!!!!

Topic Am I bi?
Posted 15 Dec 2013 20:17

Your welcome, and if I can be of any help to you, feel free to reach out. On issues regarding sex, I'm one of the more open minded individuals around most places I go! LOL One thought that the lady above THIS reply mentioned. Don't let others induce some needless guilt trip on you for being the best and only YOU, that you know how to be. Just take the precautions you need to in order to protect yourself; and after that RELAX AND ENJOY LIFE AND LOVE! That's what they are there for! Remember, happiness isn't a destination, it's a CHOICE!

Why do I think of William Shatner when I read your posts?

Topic What do you do to earn that paycheck, and are you happy?
Posted 13 Dec 2013 20:30

I am power lineman, there's nothing like working thru a blizzard with temperature around 0 degree at 4 in the morning, throwing the last breaker and seeing all the lights start to flicker on. Now that is something to see 45 ft in the air above tree top level,,,,Yes I love my job,33 yrs so far.

Slow clap, you're a good man. Thank-you for all you do

Topic Do you prefer Red or White wine??
Posted 13 Dec 2013 20:22

Nobody has ever said that in the history of wine.

You're right all if the literature I have read is BS. My apologies.

Topic LELO are giving away a $600 prize pack this week - finish the sentence competition!
Posted 13 Dec 2013 19:36

My simplest pleasure is making sure she cums first and often.

Topic Deal breakers:Fashion wise
Posted 12 Dec 2013 20:23

Guys in spandex Fugly

Wait don't two of those guys look like LM and Dude????laughing8 laughing8 laughing8


Topic Do you prefer Red or White wine??
Posted 10 Dec 2013 12:46

I much prefer red to white. Some say the complexities and notes are better in white wine, but I care to differ.

Of course, my selection usually changes with what I am having for supper. I was on a "new world" kick for the longest time, but have come to appreciate the "old world" much more in the last few months.

Italian wines like Barolo, Ripasso Chianti and Amarone (Italy) have made it to the table quite often lately. While I do appreciate the Australian Shiraz's and Cabs.

California is great for Cabernet Sauvignon, Pinot Noir and Zinfandel (some regions much better than others).

In the summer a nice Sauvignon Blanc is the perfect pour, very refreshing and not too sweet,

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 09 Dec 2013 14:00

MdeSade has nothing but very nice things to say about everyone. Goes to show he is a very loving person, always giving the benefit of the doubt to people.

Topic Lush Marriage? Yes, No, Maybe, or just ridiculous?
Posted 09 Dec 2013 06:17

ThePlayer & his avatar - R.I.P. again.

Any wagers on how soon he comes back to Lush?

Winner gets a Lush Gold membership? evil4

Topic Rest in Peace - Nelson Mandela
Posted 05 Dec 2013 18:05

There are very few people in the world that have had as a significant impact on the world that Nelson Mandela has.

A visionary, a patient man, a loving man. He has gone through hell and back to teach us all very important lessons. He went to jail trying to end apartheid, to lead his country decades later.

RIP Mr Mandela, the world was very lucky to have you for the time we did. Let's just hope that we learned something from your efforts and carry on your determination and drive.

Topic Fling while married?
Posted 05 Dec 2013 08:23

That's called cheating isn't it?

Would your wife approve of this? If so, BINGO you now have an open marriage.

You're welcome.

Topic Have you been told that you bear a resemblance
Posted 05 Dec 2013 08:22

I used to get Brooke Shields but nowadays I get Cote de Pablo.

I totally agree, I think Cote de Pablo would be the perfect comparison for you.

As for me, it's pretty obvious based on my Av....Colin Farrell.

Topic R.I.P. Paul Walker
Posted 04 Dec 2013 20:02

People die every day, can't see big deal about this guy. He drove too fast. end of story. Who cares, like shit happens.

Very callous statement. Sorry you feel that way.

He was a young man who had his whole life (and his family) ahead of him.
Its terrible you feel that way, especially when he was a passenger at the mercy of someone else.

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 04 Dec 2013 18:48

HAHAHAHA!!!! Says you! Where did you get that from? I don't know how accurate you are, but I like you already.

Meg is the best woman here. Loving and understanding with a ton of sass (which I love).
Love you ass.

Topic International Day for the Elimination of Violence Against Women
Posted 04 Dec 2013 18:05

bs That's Disgusting! Thinking like that produces the violence.

Slow clap I knew you'd chime in soon. Great post Meg, so very true.

Topic Happy 7th Birthday - Ranked in the Top 5000 Most Visited Sites
Posted 04 Dec 2013 17:14

Congrats Nic, Gav and all the others that work so hard to make this site the best on the 'net!
Happy anniversary!

Topic Wedding announcement of Nicki and Aragon
Posted 04 Dec 2013 16:51

Interesting, they live on separate continents and only joined Lush two months ago. Now suddenly married... Hmmm very interesting......

Barry, dude you got it all wrong here. It's a Lush marriage. You know those cyberspace silly thingies that 99.99% of the time don't last more than a few months.

But good on ya mate, you are one hell of a cyber sleuth!

Topic International Day for the Elimination of Violence Against Women
Posted 04 Dec 2013 06:30


I really mean torture that you pretty girls perpetrate torture upon the male gender.

How about the bare breasted girls on the beach?

What about kissing girls as lesbians?

What about even female friends rubbing their heals over the cocks in jeans while seated in eating places or just in living rooms?

What I wanna convey is that the delicate gender is surely exposed to physical violence from males especially in the third world countries;

but millions of 'Liberated' girls among the developed world are out to torture male gender by constantly reducing the length of their skirts,

lowering the v line of their necklines and prefer to stay bra less with pointed hard nipples for us to keep looking at.


I hate burka covered faces as it coers the beauty endowed to you.

But surely want that the work dress be a code of decency so that male gender can stay concentrated to their work.

Topic James Deen?
Posted 03 Dec 2013 20:07

Jealous? I'm not jealous at all : he's the one that would be if we met. Okay I'll compare myself to him :

His superiority :

- 1 inch or so more than me cock wise (like I care!)

My superiority :

- Fitter than he his, which is advantegeous both looks wise and performance wise

- Better cunnilingus abilities than him, until proven otherwise in a scene

- Cumshots twice as big as his

- I'm a romantic ; you have no idea what a romantic can do in the name of love

All of which being actually very true and serious. glasses8

Wow again you're very humble.

I bet your farts don't stink either do they?

Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 03 Dec 2013 19:49

Chicken wings!

Hey it's hockey night tonight

Topic I Hate Bath Ducks. (Does that offend you?)
Posted 03 Dec 2013 18:50

Anyway, I'm done with this thread

Guess that didn't work out for you did it?

Topic How long are your cocks, boys?
Posted 03 Dec 2013 18:48

Something like this?

Fucking eh brother, just like that!

Topic Where can I find an online playmate?
Posted 02 Dec 2013 21:00

Topic I Hate Bath Ducks. (Does that offend you?)
Posted 02 Dec 2013 20:14

I hate bath ducks.

I don't believe they're any good. (You're an idiot if you believe otherwise.)

From a very young age I questioned the tenets of not only that toy, but also Pokemons, Barbies, Ninja Turtles and GI Joes.

I endeavor and I believe I succeed in living a moral life to the best of my capability, but let's face it those bath ducks are fucking nasty. Sure they look cute and all, but that's just to misguide us. In reality, they're evil, manipulative, dangerous, lame and misogynistic.

I believe that the total and utter rejection of bath ducks would enable and encourage us as human beings to discover a way to live together in harmony and peace and solidarity, free from dogma, superstition, prejudice and hatred.

I believe that it's time to BURY the Mother of all bath ducks and move together towards a more rewarding and fulfilling sense of humanity, based on logic, basic morality and goodwill to our brothers and sisters worldwide.

xx SP

PS: This is of course a parody of that other thread. Moderators are free to do whatever they want with it.

Great way to make fun of a rather serious (original) topic that Stephanie posted.

Good job.

Topic Alright Guys, Fantasy Time! A GORGEOUS Female Sex Slave
Posted 02 Dec 2013 18:04

For fucks sakes Colin - you were very clever here.

What the fuck kind of username is Wardog?

Seriously though Colin... this is some low hanging fruit. It pretty much brushed the top of the grass blades.

Welcome to Wardog... this is how we bond.

I couldn't HELP myself. Please accept my most sincere APOLOGY.

Topic How long are your cocks, boys?
Posted 02 Dec 2013 17:46

As my username implies .... 6 inches long and 6 inches around. If measured straight across its 2 1/4 inches. Any women wanting to see need only ask.

So it's like a beer can then?

Topic how to pick up a girl
Posted 02 Dec 2013 12:35

You could use some of these pick-up lines that have been successful for a few of my friends.

Or if all else fails, try this...........

Topic Alright Guys, Fantasy Time! A GORGEOUS Female Sex Slave
Posted 02 Dec 2013 12:06

While we are all "mad" in one way or another (the difference being to what bent and extent) I'm not so sure about the "mad skills". however, I HAVE been VERY adept at numerous things. Those who have chosen to TRUST me and "in" me haven't been disappointed, those haven't understood me have been many and vociferous. Welcome to the crowd.

I would like to THANK-YOU for the clarification on this SUBJECT. WHILE I appreciate your RESPONSE, I am SURE that you HAVE found may women to TRUST you. I NEVER had mentioned I UNDERSTAND you, ESPECIALLY seeing as I don't know YOU.

You're WELCOME to the crowd is very NICE and I would like to THANK-YOU.

Topic Talking about anal
Posted 02 Dec 2013 10:52

I know she was talking about Dude.....

It was all because her BF got a call from this guy.

Topic Talking about anal
Posted 02 Dec 2013 10:22