Forum posts made by dudealicious

Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 23 May 2014 07:54

The weather is finally getting nicer.....

Homemade burger with all the fixin's and sweet potato fries.

Something on the lighter side for wine tonight, a 2008 Bordeaux.

Topic Do reception staff know if I've watched porn on my hotel television?
Posted 22 May 2014 13:57

Let's not assume I'm masturbating, I could just be a fan of seventies style light funk music!

Dude download Songza and listen to your hearts content!


Topic Do reception staff know if I've watched porn on my hotel television?
Posted 22 May 2014 05:27

One thing to mention as well, is that porn movies are generally more expensive than other titles.

Why don't you just fire up your iPad / laptop and wank away for free?

Topic My Heart & Head
Posted 21 May 2014 18:20

Jumping from one obsession to another is terrible advice. Listen to dani. Get a hobby. Something that forces you to focus on it instead of what your emotions are trying to get you to fixate on. Then you'll slip into not thinking about her without conscious thought on your end.

Would you recommend tiddlywinks or solitaire Jenga?

singing you take a block from the middle and you put it on top

Posted 10 May 2014 05:16

Yeah it's John's birthday!

Hope you have an amazing day John, all the best!

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 08 May 2014 14:38

An accomplished writer with a kick ass background and avatar.

She's a very valuable member to this site!

(Now can I have my sponge bath?)

Topic Happy Cinco de Mayo!!
Posted 06 May 2014 08:22

Isn't it Mexican Independence Day or something like that? Kind of funny that until Corona Beer became popular no one ever heard of Cinco De Mayo, HAHA

Yes it's the day that the Mexican's gained independence from the Spaniards. It also just happens to sound pretty damned cool too, not to mention it calls out the date (5th of May).

Topic Happy Cinco de Mayo!!
Posted 06 May 2014 08:20

Other than the fifth of May, what does it mean?

Not the literal translation.

What is the significance of it???????

That's what I'm asking, rude***!!

Yo no soy estupida!!

I don't know character marks on my tablet.

Como estupida crees que soy yo?

Why don't you google the damned thing then? It would have taken far less time to do that then to keep this thread going down the path it is.

Not once did I call you stupid or even elude to that, you were the one that brought all of that up. I think it's time you back away from your computer and get some fresh air. There is no reason to continue your shit storm and slinging mud at many of the members on this site. We don't need attitudes like yours here.

Topic What word always makes you smile when heard and why?
Posted 06 May 2014 04:59

Wine - for obvious reasons Lapplause

Topic Happy Cinco de Mayo!!
Posted 06 May 2014 04:55

Without looking it up, do you know what it means??


Topic Happy Cinco de Mayo!!
Posted 05 May 2014 13:59

Not sure what it means..I've binged it before. Can't recall.

Topic If you were forced to wear a warning label, what would yours say?
Posted 03 May 2014 05:13

Extremely contagious!

Topic daftest question you have ever been asked or heard
Posted 01 May 2014 19:35

The ultimate Niagara Falls tourist question

"Do you know what time they turn off the Falls at night?"


Duh I we all know they are turned off at 3:42 AM Shhh

Topic What's making you happy right at this moment???
Posted 01 May 2014 19:10

Wine......and how she's exceeding my expectations

Topic How would you turn a woman on without touching her tits, ass or pussy?
Posted 01 May 2014 16:20

Seduce her mind.

Topic Best job interview tip?
Posted 01 May 2014 16:18

There have been some amazing points here and I would echo them.

It has been brought up before and I will reiterate it again. Do your research on the hiring company and type a list and bring it with you to the interview of 15 - 20 questions you have for the hiring manger and their organization. Try your best to ask all of them (if they haven't already been answered during the course of the interview).

Be specific about the organizations policies, procedures and code of conduct to get them thinking that you really are interested in the company. Trust me, the more questions you ask, the better the interview will go.

Topic What is your favourite kind of sex toy?
Posted 29 Apr 2014 08:36

I like sex toys that are powered by 2-cycle gasoline engines.

For gawds sake make sure you get the oil mixture right Buz! That could get ugly if it stalls....Shhh

Topic Do you love to finger a woman?
Posted 27 Apr 2014 11:11

Thank you for saying so, sweetie. Do you ever fantasise about your partner forcing you, or fantasise about being caught by someone?...

There's no need to be shy, sweet; you're among friends here...

You may find it easier to have a conversation with each other out of the forums.

May I suggest that you PM her? Based on the positive responses you've had from Daddysweetheart so far, I'm sure you will be pleasantly surprised.

Topic Do you love to finger a woman?
Posted 26 Apr 2014 18:16

Depends on my relationship with her. My ex wife would mostly be like this.....

Topic 3 words a man loves to hear a woman say...
Posted 26 Apr 2014 18:12

Let them rip.

Topic Looking for tips
Posted 01 Apr 2014 20:35

Wanting the wife to get into interracial fun.
She's truly devoted to me, and isn't interested
in playing with other men, or porn of any kind.

She has fucked a few guys in front of me, but she quit.

Paul, first of all welcome to the site.

I think you have to re-read your post and think of how it looks to the rest of Lush (of whom you're asking for advice).

"She is truly devoted to me and isn't interested in playing with other men, or porn of any kind".

"She has fucked a few guys in front of me, but she quit".

Maybe she did these things to satisfy your request and or kink and found it's really not her thing. Your continued pressure for her to fuck another man may eventually make her think she's not good enough for you and have her question your relationship.

I'd be very careful with this, maybe there are other ways for you to satisfy your kink without having someone else involved. Maybe try taping yourselves having sex?

I'm not sure what the answer for the two of you is, but it may be wise to seek an alternative to having another man fuck your wife. It may be the beginning of the end if you pressure her into it.

Topic Looking for tips
Posted 31 Mar 2014 15:47

Either one of two options

1) Quit trying seeing as she has told you she doesn't want to do it.

2) Get a divorce

Topic would you let a woman pay for just your company?
Posted 29 Mar 2014 06:08

Topic would you let a woman pay for just your company?
Posted 29 Mar 2014 05:53

why would she go Fatal attraction on you? You're assuming she would find you soooooooo irresistable , not able to let are offputting...sorry..roflmao


Amusing and hilarious!!

is she going to kidnap you? Lol..

The fact that she is resulting to pay someone for company would be a clear cut indication that she is rather desperate and somewhat unstable. There has to be a reason why men don't stick around, and chances are is she is batshit crazy.

Most "normal" people don't need to rent companionship, but in this case it is totally warranted.

Topic Cock Sucking Curosity
Posted 29 Mar 2014 05:09

I don't think that there's a man on this planet that wonders what, whoever is sucking his cock, loves about it. Not while it's being sucked! They couldn't give a rat's ass, as long as it's a good blowjob. The brain at that time is directly connected to the dick and has no capacity to function on other matters.


Topic would you let a woman pay for just your company?
Posted 29 Mar 2014 05:01

You sound know nothing about her....

Perhaps the woman wants the company of a regular guy.

Without the stress of sex involved.

Exactly I know nothing about her, so why can I not be concerned about my safety and well being?

Regular guys can be found everywhere, at the coffee shop or in a bookstore. Why does she feel the need to pay for my company when she could get it for free by just striking up a conversation with a guy somewhere?





Topic Lesbians Peeing
Posted 28 Mar 2014 10:35

Is it important that they're lesbians, or could it be any two women peeing on each other?

And for what purpose are they peeing on each other? Did one get stung by a jellyfish?

This question is simultaneously too specific and too vague.

Welcome back Clum, but now with your post you just have to piss off.

Urine a weird mood today aren't you? Lwinking

Topic would you let a woman pay for just your company?
Posted 28 Mar 2014 10:32

I wouldn't.

There are many reasons but the #1 would be is, the reason she is paying for company is because she cannot connect with someone. She therefore needs to anti-up for companionship seeing as no one else really wants to be with her. It would make things especially worse if she wanted to meet at her house, there would be 0 security in that. Who knows what she may have "up her sleeve"?

There is really no difference from this or hiring a male escort. Seeing as those services already exists there would be no need for me to venture into that category.

Topic if a woman tells you she loves you, would you run away?
Posted 24 Mar 2014 06:11

Oh no! I saw a recipe for fluffy snoodle pants risotto in the gourmet forum. I thought it was a joke!!!

I'm going to have to keep my eyes peeled for that one!

FLUFFY! I'm coming!