About ejls

It's strange - I've been writing for a couple of years now and I find that the sex scenes are the hardest for me to create. It's more important for me to tell a good story and accent it with the sex. I hope you'll enjoy what you find here.

Writing, reading, gardening, golf
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Topic: Plagiarism
Posted: 16 Apr 2011 05:14

The below is from their Conditions of Use page:

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Topic: Plagiarism
Posted: 15 Apr 2011 16:27

I posted this information on another site. This is the response I got from one of the writers there:

"This is the same writer who supposedly sold off stories from asstr.org and a few other sex story sites. Some of us on asstr received emails about a few months ago, and the person allegedly was not given any penalty because they didn't sell the books under their own name.

They had used "kindle" because an actual book didn't need to be printed. It was available through a download like it is now.

Whichever writers are affected need to contact amazon.com immediately because copies have already been sold of those books."

Topic: Word association game
Posted: 22 May 2010 14:20


Topic: Life in the Reaches of Cyberspace
Posted: 22 May 2010 14:19

While I am not ashamed of my writing, or anything that I may post on a forum, my friends and family would crap if they knew. For that reason, my identity is the one thing I hide. Other than that, I am open, and don't lie. Why do that? It's much too hard to keep up with and cover.

As far as others, I've been lied to, stalked, threatened. It's been handled different ways on different sites. It's my own fault, because I trusted that others were being as honest as I was. You just never know.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 17 Apr 2010 15:25

Just so you know:

Our very own Algol, has just posted a "Quickie Sex" story, A CHANCE ENCOUNTER . (there's also a link on his sig line) It's a short, hot, read and includes a redhead. What more could anyone want?

ELJS, one of my "friends" and a very good writer, has posted, ELAINE . It's his first try at BDSM. And while he doesn't care about votes, he sent out a PM saying he'd appreciate comments.

Anytime you post a new story or poem, let us know. Putting a notice on the PUMPLATIONS bulletin board isn't blowing your own horn or bragging but just, "Telling it like it is."

Rumple Foreskin <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/icon_rr.gif" alt="rr">

While I very much appreciate the "plug" for my story, and you are correct, I don't really care about the votes, I like getting comments that will help me grow as a writer, I have just one small objection. EJLS is a woman, not a man - wait - looking down at my chest, seeing significant cleavage, and not feeling a package between my legs - yes, I am indeed a woman.

Topic: If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?
Posted: 13 Mar 2010 07:57

Do I have to say anything? What if I just open my mouth?

Topic: Signature perfume that you always get compliments on from strangers
Posted: 10 Mar 2010 18:06

Sensuous by Estee Lauder

Topic: What is it you want when looks and personality are not enough.
Posted: 10 Mar 2010 18:01

Honestly, without a great personality, why would I want to spend any time with him.

Topic: Play the field or Fuck Buddy
Posted: 10 Mar 2010 17:58

If I were ever to do that, I would say fuck buddy, simply because it implies a friendship and history. Playing the field is too dangerous.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 10 Mar 2010 17:52

Even though #1 has incredible abs, my vote is for #2

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Stories Published By ejls
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Cassie walked deep into her front yard and then turned to look at her front porch. Cornstalks flanked the dark red front door, intertwined with artificial autumn leaves garland. On each side of the first step, she had placed a black urn filled with red fountain grass, a purple decorative cabbage, salmon colored verbena, bright asters and sweet potato vine. On the next step down were clusters...

Added 21 Apr 2015 | Category Mature | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 16,813 | 12 Comments

Christmas Eve

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Added 11 Dec 2012 | Category Love Stories | Votes 6 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,751 | 4 Comments

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Added 30 Sep 2012 | Category Supernatural | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.69 | Views 4,161 | 5 Comments

Saving the Best for Last

Scott stood up in frustration, sending his desk chair wheeling across the room and slamming against the wall. The motion caused his monitor to shake, almost tipping over. A woman’s voice came over the speakers. “Scottie, ye canna keep stomping around like that! I canna see ye and yer words aren’t makin’ any sense.” Scott went back to the computer and leaned in toward the screen. “Kara,...

Added 25 Feb 2012 | Category Love Stories | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.77 | Views 3,535 | 6 Comments

Mary's Christmas

Mary pulled up next to the barn at Nick’s Christmas Tree Farm, the first Saturday of November. The farm opened for business the weekend before Thanksgiving. Mary had worked each season for the past seven years, and always came out a week early to walk through the fields of evergreens. It was the slowest time of year for her design business and this seasonal job allowed her to utilize...

Added 18 Nov 2011 | Category Love Stories | Votes 11 | Avg Score 4.82 | Views 5,043 | 7 Comments

Recommended Read Marian the Librarian

A jack-o-lantern glowed on the corner of the desk next to a basket of ripe red apples. A vase of mums completed the autumn vignette. Marian's head was bent over a pile of books she was sorting, hoping to have them back in place on the shelves before it was time for her to leave. Every October it was the same thing. Just about every book of “true” ghost stories was taken out of the library,...

Added 30 Sep 2011 | Category Supernatural | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.78 | Views 4,859 | 5 Comments

Sam's 1000 Island River Run

The 1950 cherry red Harley-Davidson FLH motorcycle gleamed in the late June morning light in Bill and Helen O'Toole’s driveway. Sam was strapping a small cooler and a duffel bag to the back. The bright sun was drying the dew from the grass. “Sam, I’m sorry,” Helen argued. “I can’t help but think this is a bad idea. I know you’re eighteen and legally there really isn’t anything I can do to...

Added 29 Sep 2011 | Category First Time | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 2,696 | 4 Comments

Can't Judge A Book By Its Cover

Hillary sat on the bench outside the courtroom that Monday morning. She tugged at her skirt, trying to make it appear longer. She tucked stray tendrils of hair back into her casual chignon. Hillary was nervous and it showed. Even though everyone told her that she had an absolute barracuda for a lawyer, she still had nightmares as to how this would all turn out. Yes, Will had verbally agreed...

Added 10 Jul 2011 | Category Crossdressing | Votes 6 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 8,130 | 4 Comments

Prisoner Of Love

I've had a lot of firsts in my life – we all have. I think back upon some of them, even now. The first time I rode my bike without training wheels, the first fish I caught, my first home run, and my first dog. I remember the first time I came after a good wank. Jesus, I thought I had damaged something. I remember the first time I got to second base with a girl – Emily Green. Her tits felt...

Added 09 May 2011 | Category First Time | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 7,545 | 2 Comments

With You

Blue skies, White clouds, Shining sun, And I'm with you. Warm breezes, Soft whispers, Stolen kisses, And I'm with you. Holding hands, Dared dreams, Sharing wishes, And I'm with you. Going home, At last, We're together, Now I'm with you. ...

Added 03 Mar 2011 | Category Love Poems | Votes 4 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 1,249 | 1 Comment

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