elitfromnorth's Blog Entries

06 Nov 2012 18:03



It's the truth!

Or you could go the monkey way

They say that with a thousand monkeys were given a thousand typewriters and you gave them infite time they would in the end write Shakespeare.
Twilight is 5 monkeys over the weekend, simply because they need breaks every now and then to go cry over how bad it is.

29 Oct 2012 17:01

Is your sexlife not up to par? Do you wish there could be something better? I have the cure! The reason is you haven't read one winged angels awesome story about the sex fairies! And because you haven't done that the sex faires have abandoned you! You must please them and read this story! NOW!

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/supernatural/fiona-sex-fairy-extraodinaire.aspx

And if your sex life is awesome, then I suggest you read it so they don't abandon you!


Also

26 Oct 2012 04:57

Is your sexlife not up to par? Do you wish there could be something better? I have the cure! The reason is you haven't read one winged angels awesome story about the sex fairies! And because you haven't done that the sex faires have abandoned you! You must please them and read this story! NOW!

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/supernatural/fiona-sex-fairy-extraodinaire.aspx

And if your sex life is awesome, then I suggest you read it so they don't abandon you!

23 Oct 2012 16:08



I swear! One more farmville request and I'm going postal!

19 Oct 2012 06:10

I kinda know who you are, because you are on my friend's list. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for cyber, I can tell you I have a girlfriend. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills I have aqcuired over a long career. Skills that makes me a nightmare for people like you. If you vote my competition story a 5 now, that will be the end of it. I won't hunt you, I won't pursue you and I'll probably vote on your stories as well. But if you don't, I will look for you, I might bother read your stories, and I might just vote them a 4.

So go read my competition story and vote, because I just fixed a Liam Neeson quote.
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/taxi-1.aspx

11 Oct 2012 15:34

I have a story up for the competition! I will be whoring this one out on my blog until the competition ends, so GO FUCKING READ... and VOTE

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/taxi-1.aspx

Thanks to a special someone that gave me the inspiration to write stories like this again

11 Oct 2012 05:52

10 Oct 2012 15:41

10 Oct 2012 11:11

09 Oct 2012 06:59

07 Oct 2012 15:57

I've written a poem! And it's about JJ's cock! Go read! Let the bards sing of her massively large member!

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/ode-to-jjs-cock.aspx

04 Oct 2012 09:50

That feeling when an update ticks in on your phone and the headline says " Giroud: I want to please the fans"....

03 Oct 2012 16:28

Dear commercials

I find you less pleasurable than a bad case of a stomach virus

Sincerely
Me

30 Sep 2012 17:31

27 Sep 2012 15:43

Dear God

Can you please start striking people who writes "writting" instead of "writing" with small lightning bolts in their genitals and then send bears to maul their toes?

Sincerely
Your Son

25 Sep 2012 14:46

I'm back!

21 Sep 2012 14:23

Will be gone for a couple of days. Will pop to answer messages but probably won't get any messages. Until next time!

19 Sep 2012 07:04

Bart: "What's menopause?"
Homer: "Menopause is when the stork who brings babies get shot by drunk hunters."

18 Sep 2012 12:25

Fucking fuck! Why won't the streams work? CUNTS!

17 Sep 2012 18:06

Me describing to shylass a picture I was shown

shylass: Clown porn?
Me: I know. it was a weird pic of a clown girl giving a blowjob
shylass: I guess the lad found her efforts a bit of a joke.

16 Sep 2012 08:32

Dear sheep: words cannot describe your level of stupidity in other ways than that if you were human you'd probably watch FOX News and take everything they say for granted.

Sincerely
Me

15 Sep 2012 07:05

Strange how my heartrate immediately goes up the moment I sit down and watch Arsenal...

COME ON YOU REDS!!!

14 Sep 2012 07:12

What all men thinks when going down on a girl(yes you do! STOP LYING!)

14 Sep 2012 07:04

11 Sep 2012 07:49

If you thought Copycouple was good, then try listening to the audio done by Mazza. It gets even better!!!

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/fetish/copycouple.aspx

10 Sep 2012 08:59

08 Sep 2012 18:36

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/lesbian/nutty-night-in.aspx

New collaboration between Shylass and me(aka SickandPervy)! GO READ!!!!

08 Sep 2012 10:12




I have yet to see anyone perform anything better in any talentshow in any country. This. is. WIN!

08 Sep 2012 10:09



I have yet to see anyone perform anything better in any talentshow in any country. This. is. WIN!

08 Sep 2012 10:03



I have yet to see anyone perform anything better in any talentshow in any country. This. is. WIN!