Forum posts made by elitfromnorth

Topic Second Amendment
Posted 19 Nov 2012 15:15

An acceptable militia working outside the control of any branch of the government or parliment breaks with one of the main principles of being considered a state; that the government and authorities have complete violence monopoly, meaning they are the only ones that can use force no matter what the situation. The belief that it is a necessity for people to be able to round up in a militia in case the government becomes too totalitarian means that you have no faith what so ever in the democracy that exists in the US today. And don't give me any of the "Better to be safe than sorry" crap.

Topic Make the pussy fit the dick, not the other way around
Posted 19 Nov 2012 03:23

If they made tires out of pussies then Goodyear and Firestone would go out of business...LOL.....Kidding ladies.......

Put four pussies on your car and you'll have a strong grip on even the wettest surfaces. Interesting in the police report if you throw that kind of tire on someone's head. Death by pussy.

Ok, I'll stop now, but still curious if there are anyone with experience in this.drunken

Topic What is the most important "life lesson" you have learned?
Posted 19 Nov 2012 02:25

Being political uncorrect and having a stance on an issue that's not supported as an acceptable idea by the vast majority is not always something you should tell others. Even if you live in a country where you can't be punished legally for your views and opinions, there are still other ways society not only can, but WILL punish you.

Topic Best way to move on?
Posted 18 Nov 2012 14:39

Find something to keep you busy. School, work or a hobby. Whatever it is, as long as it keeps you busy and it takes your mind off him. Socialise with other people where you won't meet him and in places where you don't have many memories from. For instance, if it was a certain restaurant or somewhere you two used to go then avoid that place as much as you can. Things like that will help push it away.

Find ways to wear you out. After my break up a friend of me told me to run. Run as fast as you can, as long as you can, run until you feel the taste of blood in your mouth. It might sound extreme, but burning energy and wearing yourself out in a physical way will help put things off.

Those are the long term means. Short term would of course to do the good old get drunk and sleep around a bit, but that depends on if you're the kind of person that get drunk. In any case, if friends ask you to go out with them then do it. The last thing you should do is sit home alone and think about him. Socialise with others.

And lastly; stay the fuck away from him. If he suddenly calls you and goes "Why haven't I heard from you lately?" then you have every right in the world to tell him that he stabbed you in the back and he can go to his girlfriend.

Topic Stealing a girl from her boyfriend.
Posted 16 Nov 2012 08:53

Like Dancing Doll said:

You're so firmly placed in the friendzone you'd need a bomb to get you out of it. I know where you're coming from, I've been in the same situation myself a couple of times, although luckily with the girl I really fell head over heels for never really did take much interest in me, not even when she was drunk. You need to move on. It's gonna be hard, and it's gonna take a while, but my advice is to move on as best you can. Or at the very least try.

What you shouldn't do is force the issue of her breaking up with him. One thing is drunken rambling that happens once or twice, but if you start bringing up when sober how crap he is, odds are she's gonna go on the defensive and just push you away. It's what most people do, so nothing unique about that.

You've chased her long enough. If she really wants you at this point you need to make her chase you. Start dating other girls, maybe even ask her for tips on how to pick up other girls, if she has any nice single friends etc. She is using you for her own interest, not necessarily yours. Odds are it will never be the two of you, especially not until she matures and realises what kind of man she wants for a long term solution.

Topic Petitions to secede from the United States after the election
Posted 15 Nov 2012 15:15

They're just finding back to their roots. Remember, the US was founded by pilgrims that wanted a place outside British law where they could freely persecute heretics and others and not risk punishment from more reasonable authorities.

Also, it would be interesting to see how much these states would be able to cope on their own. Especially since some of them are isolated. Not to mention the toll that would be put on goods that they produced and the costs to ship it outside the US(for some of the states). I say let them sit and scream. There will be others screaming in 4 years when you guys elect a Republican.

Topic Pandhandlers
Posted 15 Nov 2012 15:08

I sometimes give. There are some people I don't give to, like the Romanians, simply because they make my ears bleed with the accordion they play all the time. It's terrible to listen to.

We used to have a law against begging, but after it got lifted we had a stream of Romanians that come here to the cities simply to beg or sell some crappy goods. Very often it's Gypsies that get blamed as the "perpetrators". I doubt I'll ever give money to them, simply because the only reason they're here is because they can get more money begging here than at home. That doesn't give me any sympathy for them at all. If they can afford the trip up her then surely that's enough to get them by back at home. So no, I rarely give. I'd rather give it to a non profit orginasation, like the Salvation Army that I know will use the money to help people.

And when people talk about how they're lazy and don't wanna work, I doubt they consider the fact that they have no home or place to freshen up and look presentable and don't have the clothes for it either, so basically the only job they can have is somewhere where they won't meet customers.

Topic Should kids in the untied states have to say the pledge of alligence in school
Posted 15 Nov 2012 09:51

As a foreigner I think this is rather weird and seems close to indoctrination of fealthy in small kids. Just because the kids don't say it, doesn't mean they'll end up like traitors, and just because they do, doesn't mean they won't end up like one. It seems pointless and is frightingly close to saying "USA über alles".

On a second note, I find it humoristic and ironic that something that I would guess is hailed especially by conservatives was originally written by socialist evil4

Topic Sending Money for Love on Lush
Posted 15 Nov 2012 06:58

Do I get a part of your inheritance as well? Because that's what you need my account for, right? To safely store your billion dollar( US, not Zimbabwe dollars) inheritance somewhere the local tax authorities can't see it. Right?

Topic David Petraeus's resignation: Do you approve him having to resign?
Posted 14 Nov 2012 09:51

If it's true that cheating is a court marshal offense then of course he has to go. I doubt you're allowed to get a security clearance at that level if you got a criminal record.

And the fact that he cheated shows poor judgement. He knows he's a high value target for intelligence, and screwing someone to get information is so well known that it even got it's own term; honey trap. Who knows what gets said during pillow talk. Hell, the director of the Norwegian equivalent to the CIA and FBI said we had agents in Pakistan during an open hearing that was broadcasted on live television. Yes, that was classified as very sensitive information and the Pakistani went bonkers.

Topic Now we are 6
Posted 14 Nov 2012 08:19

It's Lush's birthday? TIME TO GET DRINKING IN CELEBRATION! Pint Drunk Pour Wine

Topic Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted 14 Nov 2012 08:15

easy as fucking up sentences? (because you're obviously having more problems constructing one than a blind monkey in front of a broken typewriter)

Topic Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted 14 Nov 2012 08:08

witch goes for you too

Topic Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted 14 Nov 2012 08:01

witch describes your girl well

Topic What would you do to the person above you?
Posted 14 Nov 2012 04:57

give her a shirt. it's winter damnit!

Topic Ladies, what is your fave porn to watch when masturbating?
Posted 14 Nov 2012 02:48

This may sound crazy but I enjoy masturbatin to gay male porn. When the guy tht is giving cums I usually cum as well

It's not more crazy than guys jacking off to lesbian porn. Probably more common than girls would like to admit.

Topic Using objects around the home as dildo
Posted 14 Nov 2012 02:43

So it wouldn't be from dildo incident related?

Dildos themselves can't bleed, so if you stuck something inside your pussy and you started bleeding after that odds are you've torn something or whatever that has made you start bleeding. But I would guess that any bleeding from your vagina that isn't due to your period is cause for seeing the doctor, especially if it goes on for two days.

Topic Make the pussy fit the dick, not the other way around
Posted 14 Nov 2012 02:15

Since the question "Does size matters" appear so often, I thought I should twist it a bit(yes, I'm on a bus and I'm bored as hell). I saw an article where they debated the whole thing and one sexologist said that size actually has nothing to do about it, but it's actually how well trained the woman's pelvic muscles are. If I'm not mistaken then this means that you can actually do the right work out stuff and your pussy will become tighter. Is this a fact and do anyone have experience with this?

Topic What Would You Do If You Had A Chance Encounter With The Person Above You
Posted 13 Nov 2012 23:36

Get her piss drunk, trick her into bed with an ugly woman and then take pictures as they get it on. Once the worst of the hangover is gone the following morning I'll show her the pics evil4

Topic Can price gouging be a GOOD thing?
Posted 13 Nov 2012 12:03

I generally agree with you, Elit. In this case, the gouging would be a temporary thing. A few days to a couple weeks. Not a long term gouging, if that matters. Within the theory mentioned, it would only last until things normalized. Not long enough to permanently affect someone's ability to get to from school/work.

Just a couple of weeks? That's not really "just" or "only" is it? Besides, if you allow price gauging on gas and other petroleum products, what's to keep it from going on other things as well? And when you suddenly have disasters or times of need etc. you end up having gauged on a lot of things that doesn't really affect your ability to go to school or work and food, like batteries and so forth, but you're still allowing those with means to buy all they need while those with less means have to chose between what's most necessary and what they can go without for a certain amount of time.

And once the prices drop you'll suddenly have a large demand that will arise and the same situation will come again. There's a reason why socilogists and historians mock economists, and that's because they only think numbers and thinks there's nothing else to society than that. They believe they can take an economic model and use that to describe how speed limits affect casualties on a certain road(yes, they actually do believe that). Listen to them when they talk about something that's exclusively about numbers and won't affect the society in any way, like what's the best way to pay of your mortgage and so forth. But other than that they are useless because they have a blindspot the size of Russia.

Topic Can price gouging be a GOOD thing?
Posted 13 Nov 2012 10:54

One thing that needs to be mentioned: economsist usually have one thing and one thing only on their mind; the market. They don't take into account the social effects that stuff like that would cause. With a tripled gas price you'll probably end up with illegal gas being sold cheaper, but still with a good profit.

You'll also end up with the poorer people not having the money to buy gas so they can drive their kids back and forth to school. Once again it's the economists that live in their little bubble and can't see anything but numbers.

Topic Judge orders woman to wear "idiot" sign. Humiliating or not harsh enough?
Posted 13 Nov 2012 10:40

What would the judge do if she does not perform his 1940 kindergarten punishment? public spank her?

Judge was at the same time way out of line and too lenient.

Embarrassment doesn't teach her anything, just as the thirty days no license.

I would start with the judge imbecilic misuse of authority, than her.

I like your idea of public spanking. They could do it in the town center next to the stock where people throw rotten food.

Topic Can I Pick Your Brains?
Posted 13 Nov 2012 04:14

Listing up the current stats of female leaders in big companies is pretty much pointless. Why? Because the leaders of these companies are usually in their late 40's and 50's, meaning they were in school in the 70's and 80's, while it was still typical that men went into the typical man jobs that will eventually put you in a position of leadership. This means there's a lack of women that are qualified for the jobs and thus you end up having to usually pick men. I'd rather work in a company where they chose the leader that was most qualified out of all the applicants rather than where they picked the best of the women. Following the latter you're doing reverse discrimination.

I say check the stats again when today's 20 yo's are in their 40's and 50's. You'll have different numbers then.

Topic Whilst watching porn ....
Posted 12 Nov 2012 07:10

Since you claim you're straight as a ruler then I'm guessing it's straight sex porn you're watching, and not just a dude jacking off. If that's the case then I'm guessing it's the fantasy of ejaculating on a woman that's turning you on, not the dude ejaculating.

Topic Teacher convicted of sex with 18yr old students
Posted 12 Nov 2012 06:53

Well from a personal viewpoint I have no time for competitive sport if people want to do it for fun ok and as for it being so important within education that to me is just a joke you can exercise your body anytime you're supposed to be getting your brain exercised at school. As for the corruption that's everywhere lets admit it. I suppose if it had been proven that these students were thus coerced (leaving aside the contradiction within their ages) then the law might be seen to be working but is this the case? The teacher wants to fuck you and have group sex etc and you're a virile young guy why should you say no if you feel like it? Or does the decision making guideline within the age of 18 suddenly become different in this scenario - like "oh yes they're all grown up and can have control of their lives but only up to a point"? Personally I suspect other motives behind this whole case.

You seem to be missing my point. The point I made was that students may use sex as a way to get undeserved grades if we accept teachers shagging students. The reason I brought up the yank football example is because in the US if you're good at a sport you can get a scholarship to a college or university that you normally wouldn't afford.

Topic Judge orders woman to wear "idiot" sign. Humiliating or not harsh enough?
Posted 12 Nov 2012 02:32

And you wonder why your country doesn't move forward. Seems nothing has changed and you still keep the mentality of the first pilgrims who came to the US so they could persecute and oppress a bit more than they could back in England. Jolly good show!

Topic Teacher convicted of sex with 18yr old students
Posted 12 Nov 2012 02:24

The student could go and complain about sexual harassment or threaten to and I'm sure the teacher would have the most to lose even for the subject to be publicly discussed but not proven. And if grades mysteriously got worse there must surely within the US system of education be a means of redress of grievance. (damned if I would fuck somebody or even be able to if they were threatening me. ) If the student felt too self conscious about complaining then there is always good old mum and dad and I'm sure they could make the sparks fly.

Believe me, and I know this from experience, you won't have to be their teacher for too long before you see which pupils are under the most amount of pressure and which ones are willing to go the furthest to get a good grade. I'm not talking about a C average student being told "fuck me or you'll fail", but a student that is failing being told "fuck me and I'll pass you".

From what I've heard, the people playing yank football or any other sport affiliated with the school need to have a certain average to be allowed to play. Imagine a promising player being told that he/she is about to get a grade that will kick him/her off the team, but the teacher gives an option. "fuck me a couple of times ,and you'll get the grade you need and you'll continues to play ball and you can show off and get the scolarship you want". Who wouldn't want to make sure their secret is safe with just a few fucks, especially when the stakes are so high. But it can even just be any grade they want to move up just so they can enter the course they really want.

Topic favorite lube?
Posted 11 Nov 2012 15:22

Pjur bodyglide. Fair enough it's silicone based and it get's EVERYWHERE if you're not careful with where you place your hands after using it, but only a few drops and works like a charm.

Topic Judge orders woman to wear "idiot" sign. Humiliating or not harsh enough?
Posted 11 Nov 2012 06:17

I think she should be put in stocks, and people can throw rotten fruit at her. That's what we used to do back in England, when I was young, and somebody had wronged.

You were born in the early 19th century?O_O all hail and bow to Nicola and the wisdom she's gathered through two centuries!

Topic Judge orders woman to wear "idiot" sign. Humiliating or not harsh enough?
Posted 10 Nov 2012 16:20

So to all of you who think this was an ok punishment, are you also for every city and town having a Stock downtown to place people in such as this woman?