Topic iOS 6 problems on lush.....
11 Oct 2012 06:44
Best way to fix the problems you have with your Apple products
1) Go out in your backyard
2) Throw all your Apple products in a steel bucket or something similar
3) Pour a good load of highly flammable fluid and material in the bucket (cheap liquor and sawdust works great)
4) Light the whole thing on fire with a lit cigarette
5) Dance naked around the fire while you pray to the Technology Gods for mercy
6) Go inside(or outside, your choice) and perform varius sexual acts, either alone or with someone, in honour of the Technology Gods(they love a good show)
7) Next day go out and buy something that isn't produced by Apple
Must be performed during a full moon. Time of year does not matter nor does the weather.
Topic cock length
11 Oct 2012 03:52
I read a big survey that expanded across several countries were cock length was part of the question. The overall trend was that the ideal cocklength was about 1-2 centimeters longer than the average length in the country.
You demanding bastards.....
Topic Number of athiests on the rise
10 Oct 2012 05:05
I think one big thing is the fact that many religions that are being voiced have refused to modernise and work with science. If I had the choice between believing that the earth was 6000 years old because the radical interpretation of the Bible says so and science says the whole shebang started 6 billion years ago I'd go for science anyway. Along with for instance the Catholic church always saying "No condoms" and along with other outdated statements that really cause more misery than good then it's no wonder people walk away from organised religion.
But I'll think there are more people who don't follow a certain distinct religion but still consider themselves Christian or Muslim or whatever. The amount of science added with the growth of a feeling of individuality makes people more to move away from organised congregations.
One thing that I do feel the need to add is that whenever I hear atheists say that people who have a faith are either stupid, need to grow up, brainwashed or anything similar, they just prove that they're just as intolerant as those that denounce gays and say everybody who don't follow their way will burn in the eternal flames of hell. I don't judge you for NOT having a faith, so drag your nose down from the sky and stop thinking you're better than me just because I don't want to follow your way. That's the kind of attitude that causes hostility.
Topic Which Do You Prefer?
09 Oct 2012 16:57
Even better with gingas, but preferbly no knickers at all. Because I'm lazy
Topic Number of athiests on the rise
09 Oct 2012 15:52
I do see a good chunk of your points and do agree with them but at the same time I think a good chunk of the reason why atheism is on such a rise is because I think people are seriously getting tired of the Psychological abuse that religion is bringing to them along with the physical abuse and believe me there is just as much physical abuse as there is psychological that and I think that it's long past time for this country to grow up from religion and just be human for once
Please clarify; do you believe that people who have a faith(i.e. aren't atheists) are dumber/less mature/less human than yourself? because your post may very well seem like you actually mean that.
Topic Two drums and a cymbal
06 Oct 2012 19:02
The full term is two drums and a cymbal off the cliff. But does it make that sound when you actually throw it off a cliff?
Topic Classical Music
06 Oct 2012 12:26
How can I be a true Norwegian and not front Edvard Grieg in all this? Hall of the Mountain King is his most famous one.
But don't limit your search to the old masters like Wagner and Mozart. If you see a movie and the music gives you the chills, try looking up the name of the composer of the music. Hans Zimmer is the man behind the music from The Gladiator. It does wonders for setting the mood. Also Ennio Morricone does brilliant at that.
And I will finish this off by adding one of my newfound favourites when it comes to mood music
Yes, this music is from a video game.
Topic Introducing: The Lush Helpdesk
06 Oct 2012 08:17
I just tried out the new Lush Helpdesk, but really didn't find them very helpful...
Nobody would buy me a drink, nobody would loan me ten bucks...why do they call it a Help desk anyway?
You never told me you needed ten bucks!!!!
And for the drink I told you the drink room was further down the hall But I'll remember to keep a sepcial martini bottle under my desk from now on in case you pop by (see how helpful I am? SEE??????)
Topic Religion, Bad or Good?
03 Oct 2012 09:00
Religion is a good thing. Let there be no doubt about it. I'm not saying that because I'm a religious fanatic that has a desire to convert everyone to my beliefs, but because in religion you can interpret it to a degree where everyone can fit in. Yes, the Old Testament may say that homosexuality is a sin, but it also says that those that work on the sabbath should be stoned. It may be the word of God, but it's still written by people. Don't take everything in the texts for granted, use some common sense.
Since I'm not well read on any religion and only have mediocre knowledge about my own(Christianity) I can't talk for how Judeism or Hinduism interprets things, but I know that Christianity(at least to me!) is not about following set rules, but following ethics and morals. Two of my more favourite things that can be found in the Bible, The Golden Rule; Do onto others as you wish others to do onto you and Jesus pretty much telling us not to judge people, that's up to God, are rules that pretty much everyone should be able to live by.
We judge too quick on what's right, whether it's sexuality, way of life or political beliefs or whatever.
Religion in itself is not bad. Usually it's all about what moral and ethical standard to follow. It's when you start using it as an excuse/reason for your actions(war and violence) or you convince people to go the conservative way because you want to oppress them(Iran is a great example of that), that's when things starts going to shit. Too many times do people blame religion, and not the actual problem, that is the priests, imams, rabbis and so forth.
Topic drinking urine
02 Oct 2012 11:28
Topic Girls in panties
02 Oct 2012 07:48
Topic Why ask Lush Friends to comment on your pictures?
02 Oct 2012 06:45
It's a way to build confidence. People need to be told that they look good, even if it's from total stragers and even if the stranger is so filled with lies that that their pants are burning to a crisp.
And many of the people who actually comment is thinking "If I comment flattering words he/she will cyber with me." It is that simple. I comment on profiles and pictures if I really feel like it, but I don't think I've commented on more than a few pics because they deserved a comment.
Topic Ultimate Photobomb!
27 Sep 2012 15:47
I am no curious where the tail is. I have suspicions if you check the face of the woman in the middle...
Topic Your past self
27 Sep 2012 13:17
And to believe the idea to this thread came from a Yougurt commercial
Topic Your past self
27 Sep 2012 11:40
If you could go back in time and meet the younger version of yourself, when would you go back to and what would you tell yourself?
Me, I'd go back to when I was around 12, pat myself on the back and say that the bullying would stop and that the bullies would end up with rather shitty lives.
Topic You can't bribe sexuality but this billionaire wants to
26 Sep 2012 14:54
Humiliating, yes, but there are worse ones out there. At least he hasn't disowned his daughter and can still say good things about her.
But it's still not good that he can't accept his daughter being a lesbian. Maybe he will with time.
Topic Kate Middleton Naked
22 Sep 2012 03:33
I would challenge anyone to find a pic of the exposed breasts of 'Her Majesty' anywhere! She's a pro!
Rule #34: if it exists there's porn of it, no exception.
Topic Mitt Romney's dirty secret: his true beliefs
21 Sep 2012 13:13
We income tax is the percentage a person pays on their gross earnings. Federal withholding, Social Security, Medicare, and in some cases State withholding. The federal and state withholding is a percentage based on gross income, a person's tax bracket. SS and Medicare is the same for everyone regardless of what they make.
Every employee must pay into Social Security 8.4% of his wages. For Medicare an employee pays 2.9 % of wages. Where payroll tax comes into play is here. As an employee you are only responsible for half of that. Each check you get, you pay 4.2% to SS and 1.45% to Medicare. Your employer must match that contribution dollar for dollar. If you are self-employed, you're responsible for the entire percentage yourself. Btw, if the Bush era tax break is not renewed, the Social Security tax will go back up to 6.2%/12.4%.
So usually when you hear "payroll tax", it's a business or employer talking about the matching tax per employee that they're required to make. If you have a company with 100 employees and you have to pay an extra 2% of tax for each employee, that can add up to a lot of money.
And suddenly the Norwegian tax system became disgustingly easy....
Topic How sexy is theplayer's chat room?
21 Sep 2012 12:53
Would it be possible to put on a button which will allow us to turn off the background to a default white background and the black writing? Just in case you enter a room and the background makes your eyes bleed...
Topic masturbaiting in pantes
21 Sep 2012 06:28
can i complain about the ridiculous spelling or would that be bitchy??
*ducks behind a large wall, waiting for the explosion but still looking at the little monitor screen because he doesn't want to miss the show*
Do you masturbate in your boxers and/or briefs to make them really sticky? Answer this question, and you have the answer to yours.
And, ummmm, isn't this the only way to do it?
Topic Favorite show.
21 Sep 2012 06:23
QI. More trivia. More weirdness. More bad jokes. What's not to love about it?
Topic It's a conspiracy, just so you know...everything is a conspiracy
21 Sep 2012 03:51
Ssssh, be very quiet and listen... It is the Bilderbergers....they killed JFK too! The CFR is just a smokescreen... Kissinger and Rockefeller, oh my!
Rockefeller my arse. They are all puppets playing the strings set by the new world order that is behind it all: The Knights of St. John. They've managed to trick everyone into believing it's the templars that are behind it all, but these nutters are the true rulers. No one really knows who they are, but they have every world leader in their pocket. These latest protest are all a small piece in their game to keep us all tricked. If you don't believe it then go to www.rockefellerisabunchofsuckers.com!
Topic The "Oh Bollocks" Thread.
21 Sep 2012 02:48
I was only supposed to be 3 hours at work. Ends up being double of that and I didn't bring lunch. Oh, bollocks.
Topic 50 Shades of Chicken
21 Sep 2012 02:20
I don't wanna know how he/she stuffs the bird. Or how the chick is "salted"