Forum posts made by elitfromnorth

Topic You know you're addicted to Lush when...
Posted 21 Aug 2012 03:50

When you're starving but for some reason the chatrooms and forums are more interesting than eating.

Topic Teacher convicted of sex with 18yr old students
Posted 21 Aug 2012 03:01

Well we really have to look at this from a few different point of views. why was she doing it? was there love involved. tbh sex between teachers and students...kind of a stupid rule, really its just there to stop kids from not focusing on the task at hand, but if u have a look at schools throughout the world that internet access and all, ull find kids with pornography, games and other "distracting" material. under those reasons then i would say give her a pardon, since the people who were doing it with her were legel and consented. BUT if we were to look at it from the point of view that we stop these acts from going ahead to set and example...kinda useless i mean c'mon, schools are full of horny teenagers who cant wait to whip it out, sex happens in school, no doubt about it, it is unavoidable, and once that happens wat are the authorities gonna do then? kick the children out from the school becuase they succumbed to their basic animal instincts? so really, i dunno, give her a pardon i guess, BUT tell her not to do it again as it will cause many many problems. oh and to the readers who read this rant, this may have sounded very confusing soooo yeah sorry XD

The problem isn't teenagers having sex. You're missing the point. The problem is a teacher having sex with a student. There's a difference.

I'm sure some of you have kids. How would you feel if your kid was at a position where he/she was having problems in life? Maybe a break up and the only person he/she confides in is the teacher. At this highly vulnerable point how difficult would it be for the teacher to talk the student in to sex? If know I'd have a fit. If that's not abusing your position then I dunno what is. Kids at that age are vulnerable whether we like it or not. Add a trusting authority figure and you don't have to be an expert at manipulation to get laid.

Topic Teacher convicted of sex with 18yr old students
Posted 21 Aug 2012 01:52

Fire her arse and send her to jail. She's abusing her authority as a teacher to satisfy her own sexual needs. When you're a teacher you can make an impression on kids that no other adult can. You're not just a grown up, but you're a grown up that connects with them. The kids can come to the teacher with any kind of problem and in some cases the teacher knows the kid better than the parent. If the teacher wants to then it's not really a problem coercing the kid to bed. What if it was a shrink? Or a doctor? It's the same kind of manipulation.

And in the US you're obviously not considered responsible enough to have a beer until you're 21 and we all know that we were far from mature at 18. She knew very well what the rules were when she became a teacher, and she knowingly broke the law. The teacher has a certain control over the still immature kid, even when they're 18, and she abused it. Keep the law and send her ass to jail.

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 21 Aug 2012 00:56

Traffic and construction work. My homies got da beat, bitches!

Topic I ALWAYS KNEW WOMEN had ALL THE ANSWERS.
Posted 19 Aug 2012 06:04

If you have all the answers, why do you keep hammering us with questions?

Topic Gates vs Jobs
Posted 16 Aug 2012 16:54

http://www.youtube.com/embed/njos57IJf-0

Topic Bug slayer badge
Posted 16 Aug 2012 15:10

If I find myself being nice to people, does that count as a bug? Because it sure as hell isn't normal...

Topic The Rage Cage
Posted 16 Aug 2012 02:58

You're all open and positive about me sending in a complaint. Then please explain to me this. How the fuck should I be able to send in a complaint when you have no fucking information WHERE I should adress it? Do I ship it to my local office? Or do I ship it to central office? Maybe you cunts could be a bit more informative! There is as much help from your websites as there are from wet toiletpaper when you have the runs. FUCK YOU!

Topic The Rage Cage
Posted 15 Aug 2012 06:00

Nemo Tobias? Seriously? You named your kid Nemo Tobias? Not only is my neighbour an absolute cunt, but they're both obviously retarded and mean for naming their kid Nemo! Who the fuck names their kid Nemo? One could argue that it's because they met while grabbing the same Jules Verne book at the library and they started talking over that, but looking at them I doubt that they combined have the intellect to actually read his books. Fuck, they wouldn't be able to read The Hobbit, and that ones written for kids. I doubt they can even read! Illiterate cunts is what they are! Fucking airheads! I bet they named it that because they were watching Finding Nemo and for some reason they got turned on by clownfish and decided to jump in the sack and thus the annoying little fucker was born. Would suit with their intellect.

And how do I know? For some reason they put gravel in their driveway, you know the small rocks that you can't really walk barefoot on. And he always drives too fast when coming home, meaning that he has to brake hard and the gravel goes down on our terrace, or when he starts he floors it and spins the wheel so rocks fly down on our terrace. That combined with that the kids are rude, yell and cry and the parents are obvious airheads, it just goes to show that neighbour on one side is a slut, neighbour on the other is an old hag of a retard and on the other side I have a bunch of rude and screaming cunts. Have a very good FUCK YOU!

Topic Moderators
Posted 14 Aug 2012 12:35

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Topic Happy Birthday, sisters!
Posted 14 Aug 2012 08:59

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Topic Happy Birthday, TheDevilsWeakness!
Posted 14 Aug 2012 08:03

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Topic How long could you survive after a kicking a bear in the balls
Posted 14 Aug 2012 06:52

http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/bear_balls

Take this test and see how long YOU can survive after kicking a bear in the balls!

Apparantly I would only last 32 seconds. Would be enough time to update my facebook status to "FUCK!"

Topic Mod Appreciation Thread
Posted 13 Aug 2012 14:31

Thank you =D there's a whole lot of banging once head against the desk and a few sobs in the corner while in fetal position, but getting stuff like this makes it all worth it=D

So I can put you up as a reference person on my CV?

Topic Bullied 14yr old has plastic surgery
Posted 13 Aug 2012 03:21

There has been bullying for years and years. Why is it different today. I am heavy and grew up heavy. Dealt with all the crap dealt out. Kids are cruel!!!!

Sure. Let's just ignore the problems away. Same way there will always be wars. I say we just ignore any attempts to make peace. Let's just dump a crapload og weapons in Israel on both sides and let's do the strongest one wins. There will always be hunger too. I have a great idea! Let's just stop handing out food to the hungry and eventually that problem with solve itself!

This is basically what you're saying...

Topic Knowing the Worst?
Posted 12 Aug 2012 11:21



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Topic Knowing the Worst?
Posted 12 Aug 2012 08:51

Depends what it is. Sometimes ignorance is bliss, but other times being told the hard truth is the best thing, maybe not there and then but in long term perspective.

E.g. say your partner is cheating on you and this is not just a one time thing. If I have to pick between knowing and not knowing then I'll pick knowing.

But I don't want to know which day I'm gonna die. On that matter I prefer living as an ignorant bastard and just regret it when it happens. I'd be too stressed if someone came to me and said "You're gonna die in 2 months". So much to do...

Topic Is girls masturbating still considered taboo?
Posted 10 Aug 2012 01:12

Only way I would consider it taboo if my girlfriend masturbated would be if I walked in on her and she told me to leave her alone until she was finished...

Topic My girlfriend
Posted 10 Aug 2012 00:56

I can see you've gotten the chatroom advice, so my advice will be to make a forumpost in the "Ask the Author" section. maybe there's someone interested and you can share ideas with them there. And welcome to lush icon_smile

Topic Legal Prostitution?
Posted 10 Aug 2012 00:35

I feel the issue of legalized prostitution should be viewed in the light of two dimensions.
1. Any service or commodity in demand can never be stopped by imposing bans or prohibitive laws.
Even in Saudi Arabia, Alcohalic drinks and girls for fun are available, though illegal. No one can stop the supply of a commodity or service which is demanded in a society.
2. Clamping prohibitive laws on service like prostitution is against human freedoms and indiviual rights.
Why ban a commodity or service which will contine to be available, wether legal or illegal.
Especially it is fundamental human right to choose whatever profession or service one likes to have.
I will surely second the opinion that laws should be there to make the service available without harming or endangering health of others.

So your idea of winning the drug war is to legalise pretty much everything? Because that's what you're saying with the statement I highlighted. Hell, then we can stop prohibition on anything. Do you really think that's a good idea?

Topic Bullied 14yr old has plastic surgery
Posted 09 Aug 2012 09:50

Should it be necessary? Fuck no. That one's pretty much a given.

Is it right to do it? That's the more devious one. What if this stops the bullying? What if she can now go to school with her hair up or down and not be tormented? The article doesn't say about how much the school have done about it. Have the mother been banging her head against the school wall and does the principal go with the old "Just try to avoid them" plan? Maybe the parents of the bullies wouldn't listen, going on about how their child would never do such a thing.

And as the doctor said; she wasn't picked because of her bullying, but because of her deformeties.

Topic Oscar Pistorious. Double amputee Olympic sprinter.
Posted 09 Aug 2012 09:40



Really? How? I wouldn't trust the IOC to make a piece of toast. Seen any of the headlines regarding scoring issues and other blatant snafus over the last week and a half?

Whatever the opposite of trust and confidence are, that's what the IOC instills. They make FIFA look like The Peace Corps .

You think giving the World Cup to Russia and Qatar was all about money? Sepp Blatter has enough money to wipe his arse with 100 dollar bills the rest of his life, so it's not just about the money. What do big men want when they have as much money as they need and all the power they can get? Immortality. Giving the old Sovietunion and an Arab and Muslim country the greatest show on the planet isn't a coincidence. Nelson Mandela said that football brings the world together. Blatter knows this, and by handing the World Cup to the old and new "enemy" of the West, he's currently drooling on the Nobel Peace Prize. If FIFA gets that under his rule, then he will, in his own eyes, become immortal.

Topic Oscar Pistorious. Double amputee Olympic sprinter.
Posted 09 Aug 2012 05:33

Somehow I feel the most important part of this story has been lost in the haze of ferver over competition in sports. That point is simply this. How wonderfully fantastic it is that a person who has lost his legs is able to run well enough to compete against the fastest people in the world. I don't really give a damn if it's fair or not. Indeed, I hope it isn't! Imagine what this means to disabled people all over the world. They have been given solid proof that they can regain their mobility and quality of life!

No need for clumsy prosthetics that barely allow them to move. No more cains, no more clunky wheelchairs. It's an incredible moment that transcends sports. I know this type of prosthetic has been around for awhile but to see him move so easily...this has far more value than any gold medal

The reason this is brought up is because he may very well be using a technological improvement to give him an unfair advantage over non-disabled athletes, however absurd it sounds. This is what these athletes live for, and live of. They're competative people who isn't in it for the fun or the comradery, but they're in it to win. Like artman said; how far do you think some of them are willing to go to win if this gives them all an advantage? Most of the doping that have been used cause serious side effects, but they are still being used because they want to win.

Topic Fuck or Pass???
Posted 09 Aug 2012 01:50

fucking fuck yeah b229

Topic Avatar above you
Posted 09 Aug 2012 01:48

sexy bunny lady, just like her...

Topic Oscar Pistorious. Double amputee Olympic sprinter.
Posted 09 Aug 2012 01:32

How about giving the Paralympics the prestige and attention it deserves? How about letting the man who wins the 100m in the Paralympics have the same, if not higher standing, in the sports world as Usain Bolt? Of course we don't really WANT to see all these disabled people run around, because it's the nasty reminder that not everyone can walk up the stairs, and type on their laptop while watching their favourite TV show.

My favourite story; a player for the Norwegian Paralympic ice hockey team(can't remember what the name is in English, but they sit in these small chairs and use two sticks to get themselves forward. You know what I mean) that got tackled hard. The dude was already paralyzed from his waist down and now had his neck broken. As they carried him into the ambulance he took the time to talk to a reporter. Instead of crying or pouting he just smiled and said "We'll see how it goes."

That's one big massive fuck you to me and every other people who think they have a shitty day....

Topic The New Mars Rover Curiosity
Posted 09 Aug 2012 01:21

Yes, let's spend all our money on feeding the hungry. I'm sure those following us will appreciate it a lot when the world goes totally to shit thanks to a massive overpopulation and a lack of food to feed us all. Not to mention they'll greatly appreciate the human species going to shit when the sun explodes, destroys our planet and we don't have the technology to get the hell out before this solarsystem goes to bits. If you're gonna be a real pragmatic asshole about it all; the human race can handle 1 billion people starving to death. The human race cannot handle the sun imploding and destroying the earth before we have the technology to get the hell out.

This is the most selfish point of view possible and it's neither moral or ethical to think like that. But since the human race evoveled we have also gained the possibility to discard the need for helping everyone in the flock to survive. Individuality is a sign of evolution, either we like it or not. I give money to charity even though I really haven't got the money for it, but there are several reasons to why we need to build up the technology so we can go to other planets.

1) In the future the sun will blow up and even though it's a long way ahead we can't hold back technology just to feed EVERYONE on the planet. If all money went to that there wouldn't be anything left for us humans to evolve as a species. Remember; it was competition and sacrificing other groups and either killing or letting them starve that allowed the survivors to come to the point we are at today. It's the way the world works. We can say that it's shit and unfair, but sadly that's the way of life. Kids dying from cancer is unfair too.

2) What if we discover other planets where it's actually possible to grow food? What if we can start terraforming mars into one massive farm where the food can be shipped back and actually feed the entire world. The earth's population is so big that it's not possible to feed the entire planet if you're gonna please every environmentalist and save the rainforest treehugger out there.

When you win the lottery you might give some money to charity and to family, but you'll keep a good portion of it to give yourself a better life. We in the West did win the lottery by being born here, and like human nature dictates us, we give some of our winnings to the less fortunate but our main priority is to make our own lives better. It's the way it works. Don't like it, then it sucks to be you.

People need to get their head out of their arses and have a look in how the real world actually works. One thing is how we'd like it to work. I'd love to not having to see pictures of starving kids in Africa, kids used a human shields in Syria and so forth, but there's only so much we can do. It sucks big time, but that's just the way it is.

Topic What do you dislike about the opposite sex?
Posted 09 Aug 2012 00:58

Dropping hints. Why the fuck do you drop hints? I admit, I'm not the brightest when it comes to understanding the fairer sex, so why can't you just accept that instead of dropping me hints and then be pissed off when I don't get them? I don't get pissed off when there's something you lot aren't capable of doing, do I? Just tell it to me plain and save us all the anger, confusion and frustration.

Topic Your Favorite Quotes
Posted 09 Aug 2012 00:52

"I'm telling you you don't have to be so mean"

"And you didn't have to be an alcoholic slut, but hey presto, you turned out to be one after all."
- The Grim Reaper aka Bill

Yeah, kinda big headed to love something you came up with yourself, but that quote makes me smile no matter what.