Forum posts made by elitfromnorth

Topic Your Favorite Quotes
Posted 09 Aug 2012 00:52

"I'm telling you you don't have to be so mean"

"And you didn't have to be an alcoholic slut, but hey presto, you turned out to be one after all."
- The Grim Reaper aka Bill

Yeah, kinda big headed to love something you came up with yourself, but that quote makes me smile no matter what.

Topic Dreams of bad acid
Posted 07 Aug 2012 08:40

For the record; Have never done acid or any stronger narcotic drug than smoking a quarter of a joint of hashish, which was very mild. Have not been to high altitutudes(apart from planes) recently, and I've been to maximum 1500 meters above sea level.

You sure you actually dream them? I have had several moments where I think I know what's happening next, who's saying what and so forth. Personally, I think it's just the mind playing tricks on you(or they're altering things in the Matrix and we have a deja vu).

Topic 2012 Summer Olympic Games in London
Posted 07 Aug 2012 06:12

Women's handball. A bunch of women pulling each other's clothes, wrestling and screaming. Hello?

Also, Norway is reining European, World and Olympic champion...

Topic Flying..who loves it, who is terrified of it
Posted 07 Aug 2012 05:56

The more turbulence and rougher landing the better. The less screaming kids and annoying people who think it's their human right to push their seat back, even better. Although if I could beat them up it would be even better...

Topic For my Aussie Buds
Posted 07 Aug 2012 05:47

Should you aussies ever visit London I can recommend a hotel for you guys.

You'd feel very much at home evil4

(And yes, Nic. I know I should read the "How to make friends" book. Haven't gotten to it yet.

Topic Dreams of bad acid
Posted 07 Aug 2012 04:31

Ok, so I couldn't really find a topic for this already(and didn't really bother to look all that hard. Sue me!) so I thought I'll throw it up here.

Last night I had a dream. The dream made me wonder if the dream department of my brain is on acid and a coctail of pills that would make experienced ravers go O_O. My dream went something along the lines of this;

I remember being at some kind of research center. I have no fucking clue what kind of center it was, but they had one massive garden. As we went out in this garden, something started to stirr in the ground. Up from the ground there came a massive sort of hybrid of a wasp and a bee. I've decided to call the flying fucker a Wee. It was larger than a man and it chased us around a bit. Somehow we managed to kill the Wee and cut it's head off. You might consider a Wee trophy to be bizarre, but my entire dream was beyond bizarre.

Then we ended up in a petrol station. Maybe we got teleported there by alien technology or maybe the Wee made us run, fuck if I know. But this was no ordinary petrol station. For some reason there was a funeral home underneath it, where people could mourn the dead, but there wasn't room enough to have the coffin there for some reason. And in one of the small rooms there was a couple sleeping.

So, does anyone else here have dreams like mine that I classify as "Bad Acid Dreams"? Usually followed with strong colours in the surrounding world as well.

And does anyone have a fucking clue what my dream could mean?

Topic Last Post Wins!
Posted 05 Aug 2012 16:27

Oh? what's this? The awesome Norwegian guy winning? Guess it is...

Topic Why Do People Have to Be So Crap?
Posted 03 Aug 2012 12:19

Like WMM said, they do it to make themselves feel better. They have some features or flaws in their character that makes them feel inadequate and useless. They can't work with themselves to get past them or find other ways so they can look in the mirror and say "I feel pretty good about myself". Usually on a daily basis they're lower than you, at least on the inside. They might appear like confident people, but when the cover is blown it's usually nothing more than a scared little boy that has to abuse other people to make themselves feel like less shit. Some people are just cunts.

If you want to then you could always throw a remark back. You're an intelligent girl and I'm quite sure you'd be able to come up with something good that would make them blush and look like a complete and utter idiot Big Hugs

Or just leave them alone. Probably the best thing. Hugs

Topic 17 year old off lifeguard gets $2600 bill after saving drowning boy's life
Posted 03 Aug 2012 09:52

A prime example of the wonders of US health care. A friend of mine summed up America nicely once when he was pissed off at the hospital; "We help people that help themselves."

Topic Chic-Fil-A
Posted 03 Aug 2012 09:48

First off. Going out against smoking and sugary drink sizes is different than going after a company for it's beliefs. Sugary drinks and smoking affects your health, your health affects your ability to work and that most certainly is a governmental problem. Just because you hate coloured people, immigrants and gays doesn't make you a bad worker.

Companies should be allowed to speak out their view on things as long as they don't break the law. Simple. A company should be allowed to go out and say "Niggers are less worth than us white people", but they shouldn't be allowed to say "We're not hiring niggers because they can't work properly" and actually do it. Then you're venturing into something different and making accusations and not front values and ideas. THere's a bit of a difference.

And are they being run down too hard due to an executive's slip of tongue? Well, that all depends. He is a spokesperson for the company, so wherever he is he will be representing his company. Same way Obama will always represent the US, Queen Elizabeth will always represent the UK. It's just the way it is. People will connect you to that company/place no matter what, thus anything you say will immediately be connected with the company. It won't be the cunty cashier. You earn millions, thus you're never really off the clock. It's just the way it is.

Topic Race-based School Discipline Policies
Posted 03 Aug 2012 09:14

I think we're back on track. Flare-ups happen, but everyone's an adult here. As long as we keep our heads and stay on topic, all will be fine.

Close but no cigarbinky

But back to the topic. I doubt Obama is stupid enough to sign a bill that pretty much says "Black kids will recieve less punishment than white ones!" if I'm reading this crap right. Fair enough, politicians in general aren't the smartest ones around and American politicians doesn't have an image to the outside world as the smartest ones(talking as an outsider looking in), but I doubt anyone of them are retarded enough to actually promote something like that in an election year, unless they are in a constituency where 50% of the voters are KKK members or Black Power members. And as far as I know, the pivot states that Obama needs to win to be re elected are not 50% Black Power...

Topic Russian Punk Band "Pussy Riot" arrested for "Hooliganism".
Posted 03 Aug 2012 08:21

7 years in prison? That's political. It has nothing to do with public indecency and all that crap. Putin is pretty much the dictator of Russia. Medvedev is a better politician than Putin and pretty much the guy that does all the work so that Putin can stay in power.

Topic If your Girlfriend asked you to have a threesome would you and who would be the other person?
Posted 02 Aug 2012 17:57

Tough one. Really is a tough one. My first gut feeling is that with a second guy there's no fucking chance. With a girl is more likely, although then it's with the understanding that there's no requirment or attempt to guiltrip me into having a mmf threesome.
When it comes to who the ideal person for me at least is someone you're never gonna see again. Helps avoid any suspicions of jealousy like "Will he leave me for her?" etc, but then again, come that you don't know if the stranger is free of any STD's.

My advice; if it's a girl, then agree on a girl where you both feel confident it won't bring any drama to your relationship. It's supposed to be a fun experience, not something that leaves you thinking "The way he fucked that girl. He's never done that with me before." or the other way around. There are several complications that can come from having a threesome after you've done it, unless you're both sure that you're 100% ok with it.

Topic 40 of the most powerful photos ever taken.
Posted 02 Aug 2012 16:39

Tankman always has been and always will be my favourite.

Although surprised that the picture of the vietnamese girl that was hit by napalm isn't in the collection.

Topic Being bullied.
Posted 02 Aug 2012 07:17

Thank you, but I don't want to get anyone in trouble, that's just not who I am. I just want everyone to be more respectful of others. Like the saying goes : If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.

Sadly, that's not the way things usually works. If you're being harassed please let us know. You might be able to handle it, but it may drive someone else from the site, and we don't want that. Let us know so we can let the bully know that they if they don't start behaving, a certain story verifier will handle it personally...

Topic Tips & Tricks to Stop Nightmares.
Posted 01 Aug 2012 18:45

Why do I have no problem at all picturing daisy with a massively large gingerbread man. I'm having another drink. Pour Wine

Topic What you going to wear to bed tonight?
Posted 01 Aug 2012 18:19


Topic Whats in your mug?
Posted 01 Aug 2012 18:16

Emptyness. there used to be coke. Sad Panda is sad.

Topic Tips & Tricks to Stop Nightmares.
Posted 01 Aug 2012 17:56

Teddybears! Have a teddybear in your bed and make sure it's a mean arse one that will protect you from the Mares that ride you during the night. After all, the Norwegian word for "Nightmare" translates to "Mare-ride", so if you have an awesome teddybear to chase away the Mare you'll be all good :D

Topic Why is Friday 13th considered unlucky?
Posted 01 Aug 2012 17:41

It was also done with the blessing of pope Clement V. Although Philip owed much money it was also believed that the Knights Templar had considerable funds and were in possession of a secret that they were holding over the pope.

The whole "The templars had a mighty secret over the chatolic church" is pure and utter bullshit. That false knowledge is something we can thank the Da Vinci Code for, which is based wholely on a book(Holy Blood, Holy Grail) which is based on reading two scrolls that were forgeries, two scrolls that they never saw but they knew with certainty what was in them, and interviews with a man that only wanted people to believe he was a decendant from the old French kings. So basically it's only believed by those who don't know anything about the templars.

Topic The Rage Cage
Posted 01 Aug 2012 13:13

I hate the icecream van. I hate it with a fullblown passion that only a person who hates the icecream van as much as I do can understand. It's annoying. The music is terrible, it's something that has been spat out of hell and rewritten and sung by Phil Collins and Justin Bieber. The way the music drills into your ear and lays there, buzzing like some sort of insect that you can't get out. It makes me wanna stick a long needle in my ear and dry to get it out, just to get the hell rid of it. I want to be relieved of the suffering. I wanna stand on my porch with a rocketlauncher and next time it drives by I wanna pull the trigger and watch the missle fly straight into the van and blow it to smitherines. Or maybe create an IED, put it on the roadside and hide in the bushes like some commando and then click the button and see as it goes up into a cascade of flames and vapourised ice cream.

Because it's not just the sound. It's the ice cream as well. You have to run to reach it, you can't walk, because they know that someone is pushing you out the door and forcing you to go buy it, so they'll park it far away just so you know that you have to run, even when you don't want the fucking icecream. And when you buy it it's overpriced. It's cheaper to get it in the store, but the brand is so shite that no store with respect for itself will take it in.

Trust me. There will be a day when I will have my vengance on the ice cream truck. And when that happens I hope this post gets deleted so it won't go down as premeditated....

Topic 50 Shades of Grey - The Musical
Posted 01 Aug 2012 12:55

Why am I picturing the girl dropping the iPad in the tub, frying herself and then a couple of days later you have the conservatives going out on the podium saying porn kills? I'm gonna go back to my padded cell...

Topic Fuck or Pass???
Posted 01 Aug 2012 12:44


Topic Lushies you would love to have sex with.
Posted 28 Jul 2012 15:18

There are a few on my list. Probably more later as well.evil4

Topic What's making you happy right at this moment???
Posted 27 Jul 2012 07:35

Thinking of payback.

Topic How sexy is theplayer's chat room?
Posted 27 Jul 2012 06:02

Not to be a total party poop, but could we at least make sure that most or at least a couple of the fonts we have available will be readable with the backgrounds? Just wanna be able to read the chat. But love the idea angel7

Can we go for some more tranquil pictures as well? Like a lake or forest or outer space or whatever? Just so we can get some "peaceful" enviroments as well.

Topic The Rage Cage
Posted 27 Jul 2012 04:11

The fuck is wrong with every company putting shitty music on when you're on hold? It makes my ears burn! Why the fuck can't you put some decent music on, something that won't make me want to jump off a cliff because the fall would probably be a lot more comfortable than listening to this shite they call music. Can't they for once, just one time, just not have waiting music? Just create a system that allows them to call back up when there's someone available. It's there! Use it!

Also, what's wrong with oversensitive people on here? They hear one phrase and can't be bothered to read the rest. They don't get a joke! They get all pissy and go crying and can't even bother to read the rest which will actually put things into context. LISTEN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!

Topic Kid knows who to call
Posted 27 Jul 2012 03:22

So what do you do when you have a really difficult mathproblem at the age of 4? You call someone for help, of course. And who are always ready to help a citizen in need?

Topic Happens for a Reason
Posted 24 Jul 2012 04:54

Let's just say for the sake of argument that there is a divine being, it be one god or several gods. Hell, let's just stick to the Christian god because we all have somewhat knowledge about Christianity.

The Christian God is viewed as a divine being that is so magnificent and pure that we as humans cannot understand it, i.e. we will never be able to understand God. Thus giving birth to the line of how God works in mysterious way, simply because we cannot fathom his grand plan or his intentions by killing for instance a baby, or letting the batman shooting take place. Put on a grander scale you could ask how the hell could he let Hitler take place and kill 6 million jews and start a war that either directly or indirectly caused the death of a shitload of people.

The other way to look at it is that maybe God is an absolute prick and is no better than the old Greek gods that enjoys seeing us in misery. After all, he did give us humans free will and then gives us 200 or so commandments that we need to follow. Sadistic old sod...

Or maybe this is all the devil's work and there's a constant power struggle between God and the Devil. God tries to create good things on Earth while the devil does what he can to destroy it, hence Hitler and all the other crap.

Or maybe God is retired and left the wheel over to Jesus and Jesus is having a bit of a start up problem. Maybe they're even all drunk and stoned up there in heaven! (I will never know, because with this post I'm so definetely going straight to hell I might as well back shorts and t-shirts straight away).