Forum posts made by elitfromnorth

Topic At least he's not hiding it
Posted 18 Jul 2013 10:50

He should just eat a giant bowl of Kashi Go Lean Crunch. He will morph into an epic farting machine for many hours. Don't believe me? Just google it. That damn cereal is so good though - I only eat it sparingly or sprinkled on yogurt. :p

Fart sex is a new one. Never heard of it before. I would love to know how these fetishes get started.

A long time ago a mate sent me a link to a video of a bunch of girls farting in each other's faces. You could hear the farting and see the women's hair flow. It was more bizarre and weird than disgusting. And rather funny

Topic Plateaus....
Posted 13 Jul 2013 17:07

You making sure you get enough calories in your diet? Living a very active lifestyle requires a lot more calories than a less active person. Seeing as you do a lot of work out almost every day you need tp maintain a healthy level of intake so your body actually starts using energy and burning calories. Training isn't all about running, it's about eating the right amount as well.

If you don't eat enough your body will just shut down and save energy. End result is that doing the same runs will take more time or you'll run less before you're knackered.

Another thing could be how long you've had your old starting weight. If you've been X lbs for a long enough time then your body will actually do what it can to maintain that weight. If that's the case then basically it's more about stubbornness and doing it long enough for your body to give up and go "alright, I'll lose some more weight then!"

Topic Which is hotter.. first kiss or first fuck?
Posted 13 Jul 2013 14:49

The first thing that hit me with the first proper kiss was I got relaxed and relieved. That things were actually going as well, maybe even better, as I had dreamed of. That and the feeling that everything was just right.

First fuck was sort of the ultimate confirmation of the above. I'd rate them as just as hot, just on different levels. To me they're like comparing apples and pears.

Topic Android or Iphone
Posted 13 Jul 2013 14:45

Android. Can't stand the controlling desire that Apple runs. Remind me of Stalinistic Communism.

Topic At least he's not hiding it
Posted 13 Jul 2013 05:45

I wonder how many lushies would be up for this evil4

Topic Cybering?
Posted 07 Jul 2013 11:07

To me cybering is basically just like you're sharing a fantasy with someone else. It's basically like you're both writing a story, just that you're not quite sure where it's gonna go. But, it has to be good. Cybering won't be anything near pleasing if the girl writes something along these lines

"I suck your cock."
"I fondle your balls"
"I spread my legs and let you fuck me."
"I cum"

If that's as interesting as it gets then I don't blame you for being bored. Personally I don't sit and stroke it there and then usually, more often than not I stick it in my memory for later use. But in my book cybering with someone else is cheating.

Topic Egyptian Military Coup or new turn for Democracy?
Posted 07 Jul 2013 10:44

I agree that despite voting rights to women, they are not treated equally.
I know that about 40 to 50% of the female population does have their clitoris circumcised as African tradition & customs.
Inequality of women is not only cultural does also has religious enforcement.
Still, I believe Egypt is one of the most progressive Muslim countries of Middle East.
The latest turn of the situation is really dangerous for Egypt as well as all the regional countries.
It appears that the two polarized sections of society are heading towards clashes.
In one day over 36 deaths have been reported.
With Army backing the anti Mursi faction, it is feared that the country may not land into a civil war.
That would surely be a dangerous turn as this civil war may have spill over effects in the region.

What I hope is that countries like USA who is a regular donor of about $ 2 Billions of aid to Egypt should play an effective role and
stop the country from going into a civil war.

Even appointment of Mohammad Al Buradi as interim Prime Minister may have a negative effect as Mohammad Al Buradi opposed Mr. Mursi in the
run off final round of Presidential elections last year.

If you consider Egypt as the most progressive muslim country on women's right in the middle east then you need to read up a bit. Lebanon and several others are countries where it's more normal to see women without headgear than with. In several countries of the small oil rich nations you can find women in high positions in companies. Egypt is very very far behind compared to these countries, but who knows, maybe now they'll progress some more.

Topic Egyptian Military Coup or new turn for Democracy?
Posted 05 Jul 2013 07:04

It certainly seem like the coup had the support of the majority of Mursi's supporters, but do we really know that? Mursi won the election pretty much fair and sqaure(at least as fair as most democracies in the world are concerened) so a year ago it seemed like he had the majority of the people backing him. Add that analyzists have described the operation as too organised to be something that happened in the spur of the moment. This was something that had been planned for some time and the demonstrations was pretty much the excuse the army needed to dethrone Mursi.

I think the military powers in Egypt will have a lot to say in politics for some time. In many cases I fear the government will only be puppets until they slowly get more and more democrasised. But I'm not too worried about the future of Egypt. They've just gotten rid of a dictatorship. We'd be naive to believe that just after a dictatroship disappears they can have a smooth transition into a democracy.

Topic Tattoo Remorse
Posted 02 Jul 2013 22:32

A word of advice: if you're getting a tattoo with writing make sure that it's spelled correctly and if you get one in a foreign language, make sure that you understand the meaning and that it's spelled right.

My ex showed me a tattoo that she had gotten with Latin writing on. She told me what it meant(can't remember), but good lord I laughed hard when I checked the phrase and it meant something completely different. Never take a tattoo artist's word on foreign languages. You think you have a Chinese sign for harmony and when you go to China everyone shuns you because you have "I have gonoreaha" printed on your arm...

Topic Lecturer shagging uni student, taboo or no?
Posted 02 Jul 2013 17:47

Shagging a student from a different faculty is not all that bad imo, especially if it's because there's nothing to be gained from either of them doing it.

But should the student be one of the professor's students then I think he should at least get the sack. There's an unnatural attraction of the whole authority thingy. It's too close and the professor would need some serious backbone to avoid giving benefits to his little fucktoy. It's human nature.

It's something else when you have the professor in the position as a lecturer. With him/her standing there as the authority person on what you study there's an attraction to the power. Pretty much the same as a doctor screwing his 30 yo patient. There's no way of saying with 100 percent certainty that there's no abuse of power in the situation.

Topic and the Winner of the June 2013 $100 Attention Whore Contest is...
Posted 02 Jul 2013 04:05

Congrats and well done indeed. You can turn your whoring out to a business. How much do you charge for whoring out stories?evil4

Topic Facepalms
Posted 29 Jun 2013 18:13

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I'm guessing this is what you're asking about? This is a rather fitting definition I found on urbandictionary:

When someone is so stupid that it makes you speechless, and the only thing you can do is shake your head or facepalm.

It's pretty much along those lines.

Topic Procastrination section
Posted 21 Jun 2013 03:14

Why not take 5-10 minutes or more away from work and play some browser games? Quick and easy entertainment. Post some good ones here. They're even useful if you just want to kill some time.

I actually found this one kind of sad. In one way, the text is like a rather decent poem.

Topic Protests in Brasil.
Posted 20 Jun 2013 22:50

One of the key points that at least IOC and I think FIFA as well have in their requirements for applicants is that the stadiums and arenas must be used by locals afterwards. Sure, you can have some arenas that are temporary(this goes especially for the Olympics because not all sports are popular in every country), but the big permanent ones will have to remain standing. I believe most of what was used during the 94 Olympics at Lillehammer here in Norway is still being used.

However, now both IOC and FIFA are more riddled with corruption than the cops in a gangstermovie, that requirement has gone out the window. I think that became rather obvious when FIFA gave the world cups to Russia and especially Qatar. Corruption and a mad man's desire(Sepp Blatter) to be accepted as a world wide peace worker has pretty much blown that out the window.

They're talking about another Olympics here, the 2022 I believe, and it's pretty much the same arguments being flung around. We're gonna have to pay at least 5 billion USD if we're having it, and even if Oslo could do well with having their transportation system fixed up and modernized, it's still something the majority of the country won't get to enjoy, yet we get stuck with the bill.

The sports snob love the idea because they get to look back at it and view it as their "legacy", and partly the politicians too. It becomes their way of showing the world "look how awesome we are". If only their intentions were that it would benefit the people then it would have been acceptable, but it's not.

Topic What is a more important factor for happiness: Sex or Money?
Posted 17 Jun 2013 11:55

If I'm not mistaken then money and finances causes more arguments in relationships than the lack of sex. Not to mention that it brings stress and anxiety.

I think the question is quite individual. After all, sex doesn't necessarily mean love. A sex with a prostitute is still sex, but is it really all that? And what if you have kids? Is sex more important than money then? Is the sexual satisfaction you get more important than making sure that your kids are fed and clothed as well as securing a future for them?

It's one of these simple questions that have a complicated answer that's unique for every individual.

Topic It’s OK in Texas to shoot a woman for refusing to have sex! You're within the law.
Posted 14 Jun 2013 19:07

It's not really an issue about ownership, more a question of what this guy's first course of action was. It wasn't based on his knowledge of the law and the thought that he'd get away with it. It was more down to the culture of sorting out your problems with an assault rifle.

He went and got his AK47 and opened fire on a moving car in the dark for the sake of $150. Of course the worse thing is, the law has backed him up. Shop-lifters beware!

That only counts if it's in the night time! So parents of Texas, if you're gonna teach your kids one valuable lesson it's this; If they're gonna be bullies and steal from the other kids make sure that they do it in the daytime, because if it's during a class sleepover the little victim can use deadly force to protect his snicker's bar.

Topic Character and plot development in erotica
Posted 13 Jun 2013 17:09

If you have a well written and interesting story going, then don't worry about the long build up. Think of it as long foreplay. That just makes the finish that much better.

Think Buz touched on the important thing here; if you're having a long build up then you need to get a way to captivate the reader quite quickly, maybe in the first couple of paragraphs. That doesn't mean you have to give it up all in the start, but just a hint of something that makes the reader go "Ok, this could be good."

I have nothing against a long build up, but then it is vital that the build up is very good and to be honest it has to be vital to the story. A sentence here and there of the sort of "He threw away the cheap sandwich and got moving again" is ok, but just don't spend too much time on things that doesn't drive the story forward.

Pretty much imagine the story as an old man telling it, and then weed out whatever part makes you think "oh for christ sake old man, get on with it!"

Topic Porn video games + Oculus Rift
Posted 13 Jun 2013 15:50

Not long ago Oculus Rift was shown, which is basically a pair of glasses that you put on and you stare right into two computer screens. You can see how a couple of Norwegian journalists reacting to it here . As you can see, the screen follows the movements of your head.

Now a Belgian company is working on a porn version of it. It's only in the beginning face, but you can see a really short demo of it here

Question is; do you think a porn version of this could become a big thing?

My idea is that it actually could become something. Sure, it will recuire that you actually buy the damn thing, and you need to buy the games, so maybe it will only be horny geeks who can't get laid that buys it(although that's still a big market evil4 ), but imagine being able to move around and see the two girls getting on at each other, and then with a flick of your finger get one of them to move over and give you a blowjob. Look down and you will see her head bob up and down as she sucks your cock. You won't see your greasy lubed up hand stroking it, so in VR it will actually look like it's a woman that's stroking it.

Considering that usually when we masturbate we use fantasy, and here you can pretty much pick whatever fantasy you want and it will visualise in front of you. Add to how the new engines for the games make the graphics disturbingly real life looking, it's pretty much like an interactive porn movie. Move forward a couple of years and couples can buy a game where they're "fucking" each other.

If you had the funds(and in time the price will decrease) would you buy it?

Topic PRISM, The NSA and your right to privacy
Posted 11 Jun 2013 18:59

Let's not kid ourselves: Obama's not 'picking his battles wisely'. If he wanted to remove intrusive surveillance, he would've attempted to shove those changes down everyone's throats the same way he did Obamacare. He never had (well, except for when he ran for President- see video below) and still has no notion to walk this back at all. To suggest otherwise gives him and his administration way too much credit. He's obviously very much on board with everything that's being done.
*credit to WellMadeMale, who also posted this above

Would it surprise you at all if this was something the NSA and FBI were doing without informing the president or anyone in the Administration simply because then they would have been shut down? Now Obama is left with a dilemma; either appear like a typical politician(i.e. say something and then not do it) or appear like he has no control over his military and federal agencies. Which is the better? Hell, with all the crap all kinds of different "security" organisations have been doing up over the years, I'm not surprised if they pulled off a stunt like this without telling the politicians.

Topic PRISM, The NSA and your right to privacy
Posted 11 Jun 2013 10:17

Obama could have led the charge to do away with all of this massive attack on our privacy rights and civil liberties in the Patriot Act and all, but he instead has eagerly adopted its use. Shame on Bush, Shame on Obama, Shame on Congress.

Why did those acts appear? Due to the terrorism threat. People cried wolf and Bush made laws that suited that cry very well. But what I fear could just as easily have happened is that if Obama had stood on the podium saying that he would remove the Patriot Act. The opposition would have had a field day with saying that Obama is opening the country to terrorists and whatnots. With his attempt to get through Obamacare and later on the gun control as well as the budget every year, then you pretty much have a "pick your battles wisely" situation. Sadly, it seems as if people are willing to give up quite a bit of their civil liberties in order to be safe and have enough money to buy their second SUV...

Topic PRISM, The NSA and your right to privacy
Posted 09 Jun 2013 16:06

I say this is another win for the terrorists who are now rubbing their hands together as they see the once free America turn into a country that's throwing more and more of it's freedom out the window to keep safe. It's like a modern 1984 or V for Vendetta society. Thankfully, this dude looks like a more likeable fellah than the arrogant Julian Assagne who reeks of a man that wants international recognition for Wikileaks as a sort of freedom fighter.

The positive thing is that as more cases like this gets uncovered the more pissed off people will get. I really hope and believe that it will force them to tighten the ropes on the dudes deciding to pull off stunts like this.

That said, I doubt the US is the only country where crap like this is happening, it's just happening at a much larger scale.

Topic The Gentleman's Charter
Posted 09 Jun 2013 15:10

This is massive, I don't think every one needs to be considered, but many should, it may help: The Rules of a Gentleman

I love the contradictions of this list. About how you're always supposed to let her win, even when she's wrong but that a gentleman never backs down if he's wrong. Seems like it's written by a bunch of 16yo's who's read every twilight book and romance crap there ever was out there.

Topic Why do men impersonate as women or post ladies' pics on their profile
Posted 08 Jun 2013 12:03

Umm I don't think it is that. Most of the men posing as women claim to be bisexual and then seek out a huge number of women to hook up with.

Or lesbians. I think it's actually more that it's easier for women to get laid than men as in that they don't really have to work for it. I put it down to simple lazyness instead of latent sexuality.

Topic Post a random fact
Posted 03 Jun 2013 22:48

In the 2003-2004 season Arsenal FC became the first team to win the top tier league unbeaten(Played 38, lost 0) since Preston North End won it in the samme manner in the 1889-89 season(played 22 lost 0). There were more Frenchmen than English in the best starting XI

Topic Guys who have had the SNIP, opinions please!
Posted 01 Jun 2013 20:56

There is nothing worse to hear if you're a dude in your late 30s onward than: "We're pregnant!"

Unless you know you've been snipped or clipped or cauterized via laser (and you haven't told her beforehand).

Then hearing her surprisingly gleeful exclamation... is simply comedy fucking gold! Been there, experienced that, believe me - it is exhilarating.

So for great comedy get snipped, get a girlfriend you know will cheat on you, make sure she gets pregnant and watch as she tries to hook you forever but ends up with a dirtbag forever?

If I wasn't in a commited relationship and I one day want kids I'm a big enough arsehole to actually try that. Damn you for giving me that idea...

Topic Sagging breasts?
Posted 31 May 2013 06:47

As long as your confidence from getting rid of all the weight show more than the insecurity about your boobs then you'll be fine. Thing is that confidence is the key. If you act confident then you'll be a shitload more confident than you could ever be with perfect boobs. It's all in your head, and once your head is ok you're much more approachable. Or you can just shock the guys and approach them drunken

Topic 2 years after - Do you feel safer?
Posted 28 May 2013 16:12

No - the objective of terrorism is to exert your influence over political or other means by threats of violence - either suggested or acted upon.

It is not to make people worry about it . . . seems outright silly to suggest that. How are you to counter act anyone who's trying to do wrong if you're not worried in some slight bit?

Worry breeds awareness, safety and concern.

Seems that what you're wanting to say (perhaps) is that you shouldn't let it dictate your life to an infinitive degree . . . which defaults me into the 'fail' category seeing as how my family is military.

So you are all for the patriot act thingy, reduction of free speech, that the level for having a warrant for wire tapping your phone and knowing every site you visit on the interent, registiring every little file you download, is pretty much slim to none. Not to mention the fear of terrorism bringing on Guantanamo Bay and removing the human rights of people based simply on a "hunch".

All the freedoms that we have given up in order to be "safe" are in fact a series of victories for the terrorists.

And Ruthie, Osama bin Laden has pretty much been ostrochised from the rest of the family when he was branded as a terrorist. He also started going against the US after he saw his own country(Saudi Arabia) get in closer with the US, something he at all didn't like(mostly because his interests got lost when Saudi Arabia turned to the US after the Mekka attack).

Topic Dad thinks his daughter charged with sex crime b/c she's a lesbian.
Posted 27 May 2013 16:10

If I'm not mistaken then the 14yo's parents had forbidden her to see the 18yo. This is usually a bad idea because 1) you're her parent and anything you forbid them to do they'll automatically do and 2) If there really are feelings involved here, why should you fuck your kid's mind up more by making her a closet lesbian that struggles with her attachments and then go through a bunch of failed relationship just so you can seem like a "proper picture perfect" family?

Sure, the 18yo should have kept her pants on, but I doubt that the 14yo feels used by anyone than her parents. The real fuck up in this case is the parents of the 14yo, who don't like their daughter having bi/lesbian tendencies. If anyone is going to fuck up that kid it's them, and not the 18yo that introduced her to sex.

Topic Which will we get first....?
Posted 27 May 2013 10:41

I find it hard to believe Americans are any more open minded than the next country.

This. Considering all the hell Obama got for just being black, imagine the heat that's gonna come down on the candidate for being gay or lesbian.

Topic Private pics can be copied by cellphone!
Posted 27 May 2013 06:52

I really doubt it. Considering that the screenshots that are being taken on cellphone is something that the OS on the phone does and not the site, I doubt there is any way you can protect your pics completely. As far as someone browsing on your computer I can instantly think of two ways to get your pictures on my hard drive, even if I can't right click and copy them, and that's without having any additionaly software. You should really be careful with what you put out there and who you give access to.

So unless I have underestimated Gav a whole lot, then there's nothing he can do I'm afraid, but I can't say that with 100% certainty.