About EpicHeadMistress


I will fill out more bio details later. For now, though, know that everything I write is based somewhere in truth, be it true scenarios, or true desires. Most of my ideas stem from my past experiences, so enjoy the thought!

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Topic: Are you unable to come from head?
Posted: 04 Nov 2013 20:48

Thanks for the input, guys. We try to believe there's nothing wrong with him, that for some reason, this one thing doesn't work. He gets so close sometimes that I can feel his head ready to burst, so I know he wants it, but....

Yeah, we'll try to relax about climaxing. And this site is giving me great ideas about other things to try!

Topic: Breastfeeding
Posted: 04 Nov 2013 14:00

Breast fed is best fed. :-)

For years, I kept my opinions to myself regarding anything "controversial." Except breastfeeding. I have always been quite outspoken about that. That comes, partly, from having a mother who is a lactation consultant, who is considered one of the pioneers in the field, who is internationally one of the best known people in her field, who has helped write books on the topic in multiple languages, and who, despite being mostly retired, is still constantly asked to speak at the international conferences annually.

It's possible that - growing up in a house full of breast pumps, dolls with Velcro nipples who had pairing babies with Velcro mouths, stuffed breasts, and boob balloons that showed the internal workings of the mammaries - my brothers and I might have rebelled against Mom and the notion of breastfeeding. But we weren't stupid. We took the "easy way out" when it came to writing papers or presentations, choosing to do research in the house rather than go to a library (we didn't even have encyclopedias on CD when I was in high school, let alone this internet thing), and we learned that, hands down, no comparison, breastfeeding is world's better than any alternative.

Growing up, even when young, I would only date men who were pro-breastfeeding. My brothers would only date girls who planned fully on breastfeeding their kids. Only one brother is married, and his five- and three-year-old were each BFed for at least a year (his wife is wonderful). My husband's daughter from his first wife was breastfed, and he more than supports it when we get to have kids.

I even had a breast reduction, and my family doctor knew what a big deal the functionality of my breasts would be post-surgery. I was a 38P (yes, P, as in puppies), and I went down to a 38D... And they still work. We know, because despite me not having kids yet, my husband has managed to get milk from each breast (not much, just a few drops and the occasional stream or spurt), and it excites him. But he well knows and respects that, as interested in breast milk as he might be, when I'm producing for babies, they will take super-priority.

FWIW, I have little respect at all for a woman who chooses to not breastfeed. I don't mean a woman who can't - who can't, despite help, get the kid too latch on, who maybe just can't produce enough milk, or who just medically CAN'T for some reason. But someone who chooses not to, just because it's hard work out not convenient, well, if you think that's too hard or annoying for you, you should not be a parent. Sorry. And for those who say formula is AS GOOD as breast milk, then you are not only ignorant, and willfully ignorant, and this lies the path to actual stupidity.

The father the original poster mentioned needs to, as someone else said, get his own personal implants so he can have his "own" breasts. Leave the ones that function to the coming baby. Jerkwad.

Topic: sex with condom or without condom
Posted: 04 Nov 2013 11:33

While I made a couple of mistakes in my younger years, it's been ten years or so since I had sex outside of a committed relationship, and even in those committed relationship, sex didn't happen until screenings happened. I was in a serious relationship, assumed monogamous, for a long time. When I learned my then-bf had been with someone who was known to sleep around, we split (for a while), and got tested. When found clean, and when he said he was done dallying, we got back together, but the trust and interest was lost. Then, I found he never HAD stopped seeing her. So, we were through, and I made sure to get a full screen well before I started seeing my current man three years later. We're totally committed to monogamy, as we've both been cheated on, and there's only my iud keeping anything but nature between us.

Older and wiser, though, if we ended somehow, there would be rubber between me and any more casual partner.

Topic: strap on sex
Posted: 04 Nov 2013 11:21

I would LOVE to do this to my partner. And I'd love to have him fuck me in the ass. But, he's squeamish about the area, "only for out, not in, blah blah blah." Despite a lot of initial hesitation, my ex did this to me a few times, and I came to love it. I didn't realize how much I'd come to crave it when it had been taken off the table. I'm starting to get my guy into letting me, at least, play with his ass when I go down on him, but it still doesn't help things much. He says there's too much sensation now, and it's distracting.

But, while no one has ever asked me to wear a strap-on, it's something I'd dearly love to do.

Topic: Gamer Girls Whats ur favourtie game!
Posted: 04 Nov 2013 06:31

I'm a Blizz girl myself, starting with Warcraft: Orcs vs Humans, through the Diablo games (all three), a few years of obsession with WoW, and now I'm loving the Hearthstone beta. I played the WoW: TCG a bit, too, and seriously dated the 2008 World Champ. I've played the Sims, but that's more my partner's thing, and I do so very rarely. Minecraft is another game we pay together. He has Assassin's Creed 1, 2, and 3, and I want to try it. I've also enjoyed Path of Exile and Guild Wars Two. There are a few Android only games I like, too. No consoles.

But, really, my biggest passion is boardgames, and not crap like Monopoly or something. I mean, I can get behind a good party game with the right crowd, but I like Euro games (Vinci, or and commodity trading game), cooperative games (Arkham Horror, Pandemic, etc.), strategy games (Twilight Imperium), and other stuff (Race to the Galaxy, Dominion), to name a few. I go annually to the World Boardgaming Championship, which is held about two hours from Philly every August, and while I haven't won in a game yet, I have made the finals for a few.

Topic: what age man fucks you better 20/30 yr old or 30/60yr old
Posted: 04 Nov 2013 06:20

Definitely, 35+. But that's not to say it hasn't been good with younger guys. It's just not AS good.

Topic: Female orgasm
Posted: 04 Nov 2013 06:17

I actually orgasm EASIER and HARDER from penetration than any clitoral stimulation. It's a good thing, too, because it's odd that he'll play with my clit at all. Even me playing with my own clit often does nothing. But penile penetration... Oh yeah. He has erection issues, too, so it's rare that he's at more than half-mast, or even that he's what anyone would consider Hard. But just feeling and knowing that his cock is inside me is often enough to get me thrashing and moaning. I just love that feeling.

Topic: Does anyone actually crave cum?
Posted: 04 Nov 2013 06:10

In the two years we've been together, my man has only been able to come once from head. Sadly, I DO crave cum, but only when it's straight from the source. Well, mostly, sometimes I want it so badly that I'll go "clean him up" after a fucking where he's come inside me, just so I can get a taste of that hot, hot sex. I love the taste of his juices mingled with mine. But, yeah, more than anything, I want him to come in my mouth. Partly, yes, because it's a gift he's giving me (I refer to it as "my reward" for a job well done), partly because it's dead sexy, but also in a large part because I want to taste what he has to give to me. I love the taste.

I don't think I'd like tasting the cum of a random guy off the street, but my partner, whoever he happens to be over the years, yes, please.

Topic: Are you unable to come from head?
Posted: 03 Nov 2013 18:18

I just posted my first story on here, a fantasy I wrote out of frustration (please see my profile for it). I wrote it because, no matter what I do, no matter what tricks we try, no matter if I go down on him constantly for two hours, or take occasional ten minute breaks over five hours, he just can't come from head.

And I'm pretty sure it's not that I suck (okay, stink) at it. He is quick to give effusive praise, and EVERY single man I've ever dated has come back to tell me, once they're with someone else, that I was so good, I've ruined them for anyone else. No other girl, or guy, can compete, it seems. I've had exes who swore never to speak another word to me, but who felt the need to break that promise just to bitch me out for giving the best head ever.

So, I don't think it's me. My partner definitely wants to come, and he feels like something is wrong with him, since he can't. I try not to stress about it, but it's frustrating getting no reward. Doesn't mean I'll stop trying, though! And he is crazy-awesome when he is fucking me, so no problems there. Just head.

Any advice?

Topic: Lush Silver Membership now available .. want to win a free one?
Posted: 03 Nov 2013 11:53

217 is my favorite number. Thanks for the contest!

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