About Ernie


Hi! I am a nordic man in his thirties. I am 6'6" tall and weigh 230 pounds. Brown hair, brown eyes. Not looking for sex in here, just browsing and chatting. Am in a very happy relationship. Ernie is not my real name.

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Topic: Where to buy that kind of dress?
Posted: 15 Jun 2015 16:56

Yandy.com is great. Thanks. I'm liking this:

Topic: Where to buy that kind of dress?
Posted: 13 Jun 2015 03:59

Hi everyone, I have a very specific query!

I want to buy my girlfriend a (very) short, tight, strapless, black dress. The fabric should be thin and stretchy but not transparent.

Any ideas on where I could get such a dress for her online?

Topic: I have a few questions for guys...like for real about sex! Please help!
Posted: 28 May 2014 14:18

1) Would you be sexually attracted to a girl with a large scar down her chest? (From surgery)

That's not a big issue. There's much more to being attractive than having flawless skin.

2)Attracted to a girl who has orgasms every 2 fucking seconds?

Wait let me thinkyes.

3) Attracted to a Nymphet?

Depends on what you mean by that. If you're talking about a child that acts above their age, then absolutely not. That's not ok.

4) Would you stay with a girl if she doesn't want to have sex until married?

Yes, if I loved her. But I guess I'd get married pretty quickly :) Too quickly maybe...

5) Pubic hair or no?

Change it up now and then. Grow a full bush, then shave it clean, then grow a strip...etc.

6)Uneven boobs? (One bigger one smaller)

Again, not an issue. Besides, do women in general have even-sized boobs at all? Is that the norm? Not so sure. Guys have uneven privates too you know.

You shouldn't worry too much about these things. They usually turn out to be waaay smaller issues than you think.

Topic: What is the sexiest thing a girl can wear to bed?
Posted: 20 Feb 2014 16:14

Makes me love her: Pyjamas or a T-shirt of mine.
Makes me want to fuck her hard: Some sort of fishnet lingerie comes first to mind.

Topic: Which is your favorite boobs size
Posted: 24 Jan 2014 10:35

Anything from A to F, depending on the womans proportions and so on, no definitive rule on this...

Topic: Guys, be honest: can breasts get too big?
Posted: 24 Jan 2014 10:30

I like big breasts but they definitely can get too big. The biggest one's I've seen online are not examples of how sexy women can be, but rather of the fact that some plastic surgeons have no ethics and will happily mutilate some poor girls body for money. When I see a woman with these monstrous implants my first thought is always that she must have been forced to get them by some psycho who has some sort of stranglehold on them.

Topic: Where is the riskiest or oddest place you've had sex?
Posted: 20 Nov 2013 04:45

Doggy style in an alley downtown.
Got a blowjob in a staircase inside a library building, sitting at the top floor entrance, but the top floor was closed at the time.
Outside someone's front door downtown in the middle of the night.
Blowjob in my car driving out on the highway many times.
My gf gave me a blowjob when we were on a trip to a cabin with our friends. Three of my friends were sleeping in the same room, when she sucked my cock.
Outside in a grassy field.
Out in the woods.
On a mountain hike, in plain sight on the mountainside somewhere.

...have many more planned. :)

Topic: Tit Fucking
Posted: 19 Sep 2013 16:25

When I first got here, there was a really long thread about this, but I think it has dropped quite a few pages in whatever section it was in...... Yes I do, if the woman HAS breast to fuck. Below a certain size it is pretty much (IMO) useless and more like just rubbing my cock on their chest. You need to be able to wrap the breasts around the cock, not just slide between them.

What I like about it best is that it is a position of complete dominance, straddling her chest, pinning her down, and seeing my cock slide between her breasts and up to her face/mouth. I also like how my balls rub against her body in the whole process. This, of course does not happen if you are standing up (her kneeling) though. And in that case, a standard blowjob will do just fine for me. If I tit fuck, I want to have her on her back and me on top of her.

And seeing my cum shoot onto her upper chest, neck, and even lower face/mouth is hot as hell.

That all being said, this type of sexual activity has never been my "go to"... it has been much more selective and infrequent of the things I have done and like to do. I think that too makes it special and super hot when it is done.


Topic: My girlfriend shows interest in bondage
Posted: 13 Sep 2013 05:10

Thanks for that Ravyn. Just done bought me some rope :)

Topic: Truth: Is it a turn on to cum all over a woman's face and boobs?
Posted: 09 Sep 2013 18:49

Sometimes, I enjoy cum on the face (not every time, and it depends on the person and the sex) but it's part of the dirty fun and I certainly have no problem with it and will openly ask for it. There's a lot of things that I enjoy sexually that have zero reflection on the way I am outside of the bedroom (or dark alley <img src="/images/emoticons/icon_clown.gif" alt="clown"> ) and they are definitely not tied to each other. Sex is sex. If you like getting tied up, dominated, used, feeling cum dripping down your face, a wet cock slapping your cheek, feeling like a dirty slut... that's just *sex*. In regular life I demand full equality and would never be with a man that would treat me in a degrading way. They're two very different worlds. That's how I've always seen it.

Well said. I will say that cumming on a womans face is really sexy, in just the way that you describe it. But I will also note that it's not the same as in porn, because when the heat of the moment passes, the cleaning is left.

That is why I mostly like to do that in the shower. Easy to 'fix the mess'. :)

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Bike ride

Last year we had one of those rare warm summer days where I live. It's pretty far up north, so a temperature of 20°C is excellent, 25°C is exceptional. It was an exceptionally good day, so me and my fiancé decided to take a bike ride around a lake near the city. It's a pretty long lake, but not so wide across. We parked at one end, readied our bikes and got going. We went through farmland...

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