About Eterhout


I turned 59 in 2014, shortly after I started posting here. Married almost 18 years to a woman of my same "hippie" generation, who is a beautiful on the inside and out. We have two kids from previous relationships (both adults now) and one grandson. I'm 5'10", and last year (2013) I lost 35 pounds (8 inch smaller waist) and I feel that I look very sexy now; my wife notices women noticing me and points it out, but I am faithful to her. I like to read and write erotic stories; I came here mostly to post some of mine and to read some by others.

I write under the pen name E. Terhout (sounds like Eat Her Out). My wife co-authored some of our stories, including the female perspective of Roxanna in our 14-chapter erotic novel You Can't Hurry Love. My wife uses the pen name Anita Hardman (think about that). Our stories are all copyrighted under the pen names E. Terhout and/or Anita Hardman (copyrights filed and granted in USA).

We also have some photos here; she isn't too comfortable posing, so not many nude pics of her, but she loves using me as her nude model in photography, and I'm flattered she finds me sexy. I do not post any photos here except those she lets me share.

In literature, movies, and music I have very diverse tastes, whatever appeals to me at the moment.

Political liberal - dad was a union organizer and mom was a civil rights marcher.

E. Terhout
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23 Jun 2018 13:17
History, reading, writing, my family, photography, politics....and eroticism. I don't like sex just for sex, it has to be loving and erotic to appeal to me. The people have to actually care about each other and desire each other, not just casual, meaningless sex. Truly great sex has to be physical, mental, emotional, and spiritual, all at the same time.
Favorite Books:
Whatever I am reading at the moment--I read a book every week or two - mostly non fiction (history and politics and humor)
Favorite Authors:
PG Wodehouse - especially his Blandings Castle series of books. "Have you met the Empress of Blandings yet?" (The Empress is not at all who you might think). I especially love the character Sir Gallahad Threepwood's mischievous dry humor, and the general buffoonery of all of the characters. And Gallahad's advice to young women on how to get men to love them: sneak up behind him, bash him over the head with a lamp and then be the one leaning over him, nursing him back to health when he regains consciousness. Not recommended in real life, but makes for some very funny reading.
Favorite Movies:
Backdraft, Blazing Saddles, Oh Brother Where Art Thou, The African Queen (Bogart/Hepburn)
Favourite TV Shows:
Turn, Mad Men, Boston Legal (no longer on air), Dancing With The Stars
Favorite Music:
Beethoven (5th, 7th, and 9th), Mozart, Ray Charles, Johnny Cash, Buddy Holly, Vivaldi's 4 Seasons, Anne Murray, Johann Strauss Jr.


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04 Jun 2014
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Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 02 Aug 2014 18:19

Can private messaging allow live cam to cam for those who agree to see each other on screen in real time, without leaving the site?

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Posted: 28 Jul 2014 20:03


Topic: "Down there" Hair Preferences.
Posted: 28 Jul 2014 18:23

I've never been with a woman who shaved it. I like the fur down there. It's part of how nature made women and I like everything about how nature did that! :)

Topic: If you could have one show come back for one more season, what would it be?
Posted: 27 Jul 2014 14:23

Boston Legal. James Spader and William Shatner played off each other so well, and I loved how the show writers deliberately kept confusing Shatner with his characters from previous TV shows and movies. "Who's going to bean me to Hawaii to see my girlfriend?" "Your honor, do you speak Klingon?" "Am I the only one who sees the monster on the airplane wing?" etc. TV writing that good, delivered so well by the actors, is such a rarity.

Topic: What do you think about people who have no pics on their profiles?
Posted: 27 Jul 2014 14:16

Whatever people are comfortable with as fine by me. My stories here reveal my inner self, my emotions and thoughts and feelings, and compared to that, showing my naked body, which I have also done here, is not as big a deal. Some people come here to read stories and view photos but don't want to reveal themselves, bodies or thoughts, I understand that, it is fine by me. Everyone is different and it would be a boring world indeed if everyone had to be exactly the same.

Topic: What did you have for lunch today?
Posted: 27 Jul 2014 13:59

It was actually something very unusual: proscuitto and pear pizza!

Topic: Kissing While Fucking
Posted: 27 Jul 2014 07:51

I know this says asks gals - but I see some other men have posted here too, so here goes: my wife loves it when I kiss her while slowly sliding into her, after lots of foreplay. When she starts gasping in orgasm, I move my mouth to the side of her neck so I can still kiss her but she can breathe (and I can breathe). Or I nibble her nipples some more while I speed up my thrusts, and as my throbs become more intense. After 18 years together, I'm very attuned to what to do and when, to bring her to the most intense orgasm I can coax out of her (I'm proud to say I gave her the very first orgasm of her life, and the only man who has ever made her come, although I was far from being her first lover). It's not always the same thing that puts her over the top every time, but I do read her moods and desires, and clearly kissing during sex makes it much better....for both of us! The very fact that I want her to enjoy the sex and the kissing as much possible, that I make that my goal way above my own pleasure and enjoyment (although obviously I thoroughly enjoy making love with my beautiful, sexy wife), is a big factor in helping her enjoy each time as much as possible! And yes, kisses at just the right moments is a big part of that.

Topic: What's Your Current Mood.
Posted: 22 Jul 2014 14:06

Happy. To have a wonderful wife (beautiful, smart, sexy, and funny) I love and she loves me. A little grandson and the time to enjoy him. A good job. My health. Good friends and my family. A talent for all types of writing, including erotica. A nice body that I notice women look at, but only my wife gets to touch. And a wife who LIKES to touch me in intimate ways. Yes, I'm happy most of the time.

Topic: After sex
Posted: 04 Jun 2014 19:55

I stay in her for a while. I continue to throb and she continues to contract. The pressure against my spent cock feels really good, and my wife seems to like it too. We kiss and we caress each other's hair and body. When I finally slip out, we talk for a while, not necessarily about sex.

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You Can't Hurry Love - Chapter 11

Dan and Roxanna had been dating exclusively for only about a month, when his phone rang one memorably sad August day. "I've just been to the doctor, and I have some bad news," Roxanna’s phone call to Dan began. "Oh no!” Dan worried. “After finally finding my one true love of my life, this can't be happening!" Dan imagined all sorts of horrible and fatal diseases. "The tumor is very...

Added 11 Aug 2014 | Category Love Stories | Votes 6 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,986 | 4 Comments

You Can't Hurry Love - Chapter 10

On their next date, Dan and Roxanna decided to meet up with some of Dan’s friends at a local Scottish festival (bagpipes, kilts, caber-tossing, and so on). Dan’s friends have an off-beat sense of humor. So he was nervous about how Roxanna would react to them. But if Roxanna and Dan were to be boyfriend and girlfriend, true soul-mates forever, they had to meet and accept each other's...

Added 10 Aug 2014 | Category Love Stories | Votes 4 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 1,603 | 1 Comment

You Can't Hurry Love - Chapter 9

With Dan’s freshly exploded cock still in Roxanna’s mouth, he moaned, “"Right now, I need to come in your sweet little pussy!" Roxanna remembered that Dan's big, hard, beautiful cock had never had a tight, hot, wet pussy lovingly wrapped around him. And she remembered her earlier resolve to make this night become the very night when Dan would surrender his forty year virginity. Surrender...

Added 09 Aug 2014 | Category Love Stories | Votes 5 | Avg Score 4.6 | Views 1,968 | 2 Comments

You Can't Hurry Love - Chapter 8

When she finally calmed down from the first three orgasms of her life (onto Dan's handsome face), and her breathing slowed to a normal pace, Roxanna began kissing Dan’s mouth. Softly at first. But then with an ever-growing passion. She could taste and smell her own fresh, warm liquid passion on his breath, and that made her love Dan all the more. Now Dan slowly slid his wonderful nakedness...

Added 06 Aug 2014 | Category Love Stories | Votes 5 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,202 | 3 Comments

You Can't Hurry Love - Chapter 7

And now it was Saturday night again. July thirteenth. It had been just eight days since that passionate French kiss in Roxanna’s garage. Neither of them knew it yet. But this would be the night the song "You Can't Hurry Love" would cease to be both of their anthems. Love and lust would at last find them both. Dan and Roxanna both arranged sitters for their kids. They went out dancing at...

Added 05 Aug 2014 | Category Love Stories | Votes 6 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,659 | 11 Comments

You Can't Hurry Love - Chapter 6

Friday morning, July fifth. Roxanna called Dan again. “My son and I are at the local community swimming pool right now,” she said. “How would you and Caroline like to meet Bobby and me there this morning?” Roxanna had never felt comfortable enough around any man, since her husband, to introduce a date to her adopted son. She had tried to get Jack interested in meeting Bobby. But Jack...

Added 01 Aug 2014 | Category Love Stories | Votes 6 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 2,475 | 4 Comments

You Can't Hurry Love - Chapter 5

"You once told me all about going down on your girlfriend when you were in college," Roxanna commented at one point in one of their many long, all-night phone conversations. "But has a woman ever gone down on you, Dan?" Secretly, Roxanna hoped Dan would say no. So she could be the first woman ever to suck his cock. Roxanna liked sucking cock. She especially loved when a man stiffened...

Added 30 Jul 2014 | Category Love Stories | Votes 4 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,190 | 3 Comments

You Can't Hurry Love - Chapter 4

"Okay," Roxanna began telling Dan the story of her first husband. "I had long since gotten out of being a maid at a motel. I had taken a crash course and become a dental hygienist. When that wasn’t particularly satisfying or fulfilling, either, I enrolled in a junior college, where I studied for two years.” “You got an associate degree?” Dan asked. “Yes. In electronic technology. Soon...

Added 29 Jul 2014 | Category Love Stories | Votes 6 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 1,688 | 5 Comments

You Can't Hurry Love - Chapter 3

Roxanna could scarcely believe it when she received a letter in the mail on that balmy May evening. It was from the dating service. No man had asked her out on a date since she split up with Jack nearly two months earlier. Roxanna eagerly tore open the envelope and read it. She couldn't believe it! Dan—the very same Dan whose own written profile had so intrigued her—the man she seemed to...

Added 27 Jul 2014 | Category Love Stories | Votes 8 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,941 | 6 Comments

You Can't Hurry Love - Chapter 2

For about the thousandth time, Dan pulled one of those red three-ring binders down off the shelf at the dating service he had joined. These metal-and-wood bookshelves lined the exterior of the room, from floor to ceiling. Red binders full of women's written profiles lined two walls of the room. Green binders full of men's written profiles lined the other two sides of the room. Dan knew...

Added 23 Jul 2014 | Category Love Stories | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.78 | Views 2,051 | 5 Comments

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I thought this was kind of cute.
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26 Jul 2014 23:42
More of my wife's creativity with a camera, again using me as her nude male model. The title of this photo says it all: "Mixed Nuts"

26 Jul 2014 10:32
My wife likes to use me as her nude male model for creative, funny, artistic, and fun photography. This is one of my favorites. First rays of dawn reflecting off the curve of a wine goblet and the curve of my bare backside. It is a comparison-contrast of curved shapes, and an experiment in natural lighting effects.

26 Jul 2014 10:14
Silly, funny photo my wife had me pose for.

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Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
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