About Evil_Elli
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Welcome one and all to my profile. I'm Elli. :3 Well, I'm Elizabeth, but I prefer Elli. I'd appreciate it if you didn't call me babe, hun, sweetie, or anything of the like. I like to know that I'm worth enough to have my own calling. Anyway, I'm just looking to make friends, and maybe some with benefits.. I'm pretty opinionated, but I won't force mine onto others. I'm likely to tell you what I'm thinking, and it can make me seem like a bitch, but it's always good to speak your mind. Talk to me and we'll see what happens. If I like you, you will be able to tell, as with if I don't. I won't add you until we've spoken more than two sentences to each other. I won't bite you for talking to me, I promise. :3 Though if I like you, I might later. With consent of course.

Name:
Elli
Sex:
Female 
Age:
25
Sign:
Aries
Relationship Status:
Single
Location:
In lingerie, United States
Interests:
Biting, singing, being intimate, beach going, and plenty more.
Favorite Movies:
No Reservations
Favorite Music:
Far too many things to list.
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Date Joined:
01 Oct 2010
Last Visit:
16 Jun 2013 (671 days ago)
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1,878 times
Friends:
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Followers:
Days in Chat:
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Days on Site:
0
Forum Posts:
12
Stories:
Badges:
1
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: A New Sort Of Work out
Posted: 18 Nov 2010 20:04

A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his
doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Next thing he sees is an advertisement for a guaranteed weight loss program. Guaranteed like heck, he thinks to himself. But lets see what they think they can do.
He calls them on the phone and subscribes to the 3 day, 10 LB weight loss program. The next day there comes a knock at his door, and when he answers, there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nikes and a sign hanging around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, If you can catch me, you can have me.
Well, without a second thought he takes off after her (like who wouldn't). A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. After they are through he kisses the girl one last time and thinks to himself with a nod, I like the way this company does business.
For the next two days, the same girl shows up and the same thing
happens each time. On the fourth day, he weighs himself and, sure enough, he has lost 10 pounds. Deciding that he likes his somewhat more slender physique, not to mention the method of treatment, he calls the company back and subscribes to their 5 day, 20 LB weight loss program. He thinks that losing 20 pounds in only 5 days seems like a lot, but he is intrigued by what their workout schedule might be like this time.
As expected, the next day there comes a knock at his door. When he answers it there stands a 22 year old knockout dressed in nothing but a pair of Reeboks and a sign hanging around her neck. She is simply stunning, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, If you can catch me, you can have me. He's out the door like a shot. This gal is in excellent shape and it takes a while to catch her. But when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. She is wonderful, the best he has ever had. He is really looking forward to the next four days... For the next four days, the same girl shows up and the same thing happens each time, much to his delight. On the sixth day, he weighs himself and, unbelievably, he has lost another 20 pounds. I love this company, he thinks to himself, I never knew losing weight could be so easy and so much fun.
Feeling much better about himself, he decides to go for broke and
subscribe to the companies 7 day, 50 pound weight loss program. Are you sure, sir? asks the representative on the phone. This is our most rigorous program. Absolutely, says he, I love your program. haven't felt this good in years! The next day there comes a knock at his door and he enthusiastically answers it. There stands before him a 200 pound perfect specimen of a man dressed in nothing but racing spikes and a sign around his neck. He introduces himself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, If I can catch you, I can have you.

Topic: Works For Me
Posted: 30 Oct 2010 08:12

I hope he didn't have any important plans after golfing, because once he unties her.. Well, that just won't be pretty.

Topic: 40 Years of Marriage...
Posted: 24 Oct 2010 12:00

That was great. :3

Topic: Word association game
Posted: 18 Oct 2010 19:28

Ballet.

Topic: Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you
Posted: 18 Oct 2010 19:26

Nikki breads small animals to sell fur coats on the black market.

Topic: Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you
Posted: 06 Oct 2010 15:38

Tries to imitate the call of blue whales as a lulaby.

Topic: Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you
Posted: 03 Oct 2010 17:21

Created a cloning machine that makes Eeyore versoins of everyone who goes through.

Topic: Word association game
Posted: 03 Oct 2010 17:17

Flowers.

Topic: Word association game
Posted: 01 Oct 2010 17:41

Chaise.

Topic: Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you
Posted: 01 Oct 2010 17:36

Walked on the sun. Four times.. :3

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Lush
Posted: 20 Mar 2015 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Lush
Posted: 20 Mar 2014 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Lush
Posted: 19 Mar 2013 22:49
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Lydia_
Posted: 15 Mar 2013 21:25
Lydia_
Posted: 11 Dec 2012 22:08
FierceAndFiery
Posted: 30 Oct 2012 14:57
sheepdogls
Posted: 18 Jun 2012 12:16
well, hello!
Lush
Posted: 20 Mar 2012 02:00
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Lydia_
Posted: 27 Sep 2011 17:39
Hey, sorry to harass your profile page, but if you have time.....

Take a look at these pictures, comment on which ones you like best. The top ten with the most comments get stories or poems written for them with a 'shoutout/thank you' to the people that wanted it..... http://www.lushstories.com/lalita_lydia/albums/2770
sheepdogls
Posted: 28 Mar 2011 23:22
happy belated!!!
sheepdogls
Posted: 25 Feb 2011 00:57
hi...=) miss ya!!
ToxicKisses
Posted: 19 Jan 2011 11:33
ToxicKisses
Posted: 09 Jan 2011 14:22
ToxicKisses
Posted: 04 Dec 2010 15:01
veryJUICY
Posted: 12 Nov 2010 22:10
I may possibly be in love XD
ToxicKisses
Posted: 08 Nov 2010 19:00
inusnoozer7
Posted: 08 Nov 2010 00:12
oh how bout i help you then
inusnoozer7
Posted: 04 Nov 2010 18:37
how horny
ToxicKisses
Posted: 31 Oct 2010 07:59
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