Mike goes on a cruise with his parents, hoping for plenty of sand, sun, and sex.
I woke on the second day of our cruise feeling battered. I hadn't slept much—thoughts of Teri had kept me awake. I was hung over and had a terrible case of blue balls. I decided to take a shower. Today was our day at sea, with nothing on the agenda but sun, water, and anything else I could find on board for my enjoyment. I already had an idea or two of what that might be. My parents had...Read On