Forum posts made by fantasyfiction

Topic Favourite Disney Movie
Posted 19 Jul 2011 11:17


Topic Would you meet someone off Lush for sex?
Posted 14 Jul 2011 12:37

i haven't, but there are several people i've met here i'd like to meet in real life.

Topic What would you do if you came across this one day?
Posted 03 Jul 2011 10:36

I'd watch for a while.

Topic Last Post Wins!
Posted 22 Apr 2011 19:38

nope, i win!

Topic Alphabet Movies...
Posted 22 Apr 2011 19:37

Caine Mutiny

Topic Alphabet Movies...
Posted 11 Apr 2011 15:47


Topic Name That Movie Quote
Posted 10 Apr 2011 13:21

@EroticBarbie: Monty Python's the Life of Brian?

"Well if he's so fuckin' smart, how come he's so fuckin' dead?"

Topic Alphabet Movies...
Posted 10 Apr 2011 13:16


Topic Alphabet Movies...
Posted 09 Apr 2011 15:03

The X-Files: Fight the Future

Topic POLL: Authors, what do you have the most difficulty Writing?
Posted 23 Mar 2011 09:34

I seem to have trouble developing the characters.

Topic Name That Movie Quote
Posted 23 Mar 2011 09:31

Here's an easy one:

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

Topic Chicks with Specs
Posted 03 Mar 2011 13:27

ah, the joy of specs. great thread.

Topic Gav - wishing you the best of luck...
Posted 24 Feb 2011 11:30

two new stormtroopers for the empire!

congrats gav

Topic Pet names for your cock or dick?
Posted 22 Feb 2011 11:39

I had a girlfriend who would call my hard on "Mr. Happy."

Topic Sexual Bucket List!!
Posted 29 Jan 2011 10:25

sex with two (or more) women

Posted 28 Jan 2011 15:04

i vote for fantasy fiction

Topic Which is hotter.. first kiss or first fuck?
Posted 24 Jan 2011 07:36

I'd have to say first kiss.

Topic Lushers League NFL Pick 'em
Posted 21 Jan 2011 17:29

Jets vs Bears Sword Fight
you heard it here first

Topic Lushers League NFL Pick 'em
Posted 16 Jan 2011 19:00

go jets!!!

Topic What would you do if you visited a Beach to discover it was clothing optional
Posted 20 Dec 2010 12:49

get naked and enjoy the sun.

Topic Twelve Days of Lush-mas
Posted 12 Dec 2010 09:28

On the 7th day of Lushmas my true love gave to me...
seven babes a-blowin'

Six Lush Ladies Licking,
four swapping swingers,
a three some that night,
a double penetration
& her pretty ass to spank bared over my knee.

Topic The War on Christmas
Posted 10 Dec 2010 14:58

i think people need to grow up. if someone wishes me a merry christmas, i wish them one back.

now if only we can get rid of christmas music...

Topic The animal in you.
Posted 30 Nov 2010 11:11

I am the Bat

Careers and Hobbies:
Social Worker

Famous Bats:
Gypsy Rose Lee

This is a decidedly nonconformist creature, for as an airborne personality, the bat tends to look down at the conventions of the ground animals. And yet, since it is not a true bird and has not mastered the art of smooth controlled flight, it often appears awkward in social situations (hence the phrase "acting batty"). But as compensation for this social ungainliness, many bat personalities sport a built-in radar which enables them to intuitively read the motivations of others.

Identifying bat personalities is not difficult. Being nocturnal creatures, they come alive at night and can be spotted in underground clubs or dimly lit bars. They prefer the sanctuary of dark clothing and dark corners, and you'll never see a bat sporting a heavy tan. These are intelligent, spiritual, creative individuals who use their full range of senses (other than their poor eyesight) to carefully navigate their way through life.

Bats have a habit of flitting in and out of social situations, swooping down to interact briefly with others before quickly flying off to resume their bat lives. Unassertive and aloof, they'll take flight at the first hint of a confrontation to seek comfort in their personal spaces, generally decorated in unusual but expressive ways.

A sixth sense gives bats a number of advantages in their work, and their insightful nature enables them to understand others better than they understand themselves. This intuitiveness makes bats excellent psychiatrists, psychologists, social workers and palm readers. They respond poorly to direction however, and function best as a sole practitioners in their own business. Preferring to work at night and sleep by day, a bat's job must be flexible enough to accommodate these unusual hours. A creative streak often finds them in the design and architectural fields, and their unique relationship with dark caves makes you a natural archeologist or spelunker.

Although the bat's spiritual side is always on display, they are not overly emotional. Because of their unusual and sometimes awkward approach to life they can sometimes have difficulty finding companions. However, bats respond well to anyone who shares their philosophical perspective, and they love spending long hours in deep conversation. Once they have successfully located a partner, bats prove to be both dependable and committed companions.

Topic Soapbox subjects
Posted 24 Nov 2010 12:55

government incompetence

Topic Best James Bond
Posted 15 Nov 2010 16:55

Sean Connery

Topic Sexiest Fictional Character
Posted 05 Nov 2010 18:44

Pussy Galore (from Goldfinger)
you gotta love the name

Topic What do you do in real life as opposed to online?
Posted 04 Nov 2010 08:34

I teach middle school math.

Topic Please welcome Rxtales to the Story Verifying Team!
Posted 03 Nov 2010 05:13

yay! congratulations rx! hello1

Topic Announcing our Halloween Story Competition Winners
Posted 01 Nov 2010 08:00

congratulations to the winners! and to the others, great job!