Topic original sex scenes
30 Aug 2009 04:08
How do you write sex scenes so that they don't sound like other sex scenes? I try to be original and creative in my stories, but my sex scenes are starting to sound so repetitive, forced, and ordinary. Any help would be appreciated, but please don't say I should write from my own personal experiences... my sex life is not what you'd call exciting.
Topic Answer With A Song
27 Aug 2009 15:45
Salisbury Hill -Peter Gabriel
Who's banging the cheerleaders?
Topic Catch The Kitty
23 Aug 2009 14:41
I caught it on the second try, then i tried four more times and couldn't catch the little fur ball.
Topic Answer With A Song
21 Aug 2009 04:47
Money (that's what I want) - the Beatles
And after I get my money, what should we do?
Topic Favourite Movie Quotes
19 Aug 2009 20:21
"Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey toward the Dark Side will be complete." --The Emperor, Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
"Do you expect me to talk? No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die." Goldfinger
"Oh baby, you are so talented. And they are so dumb." --The Sheriff, Blazing Saddles
Casablanca has more lines than I care to count:
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."
"You played it for her, you can play it for me. Play it!"
"Round up the usual suspects."
"If you don't get on that plane, you're gonna regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life."
"Louie, this may be the start of a beautiful friendship."
67 years since that movie came out, and we're still quoting it.
Topic Perfect breasts?
18 Aug 2009 17:34
Topic Light bulb jokes
16 Aug 2009 15:20
How many union workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
17. It's in the contract!
How many mobsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10. You got a problem wit dat?
How many HMO managers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
3. One to find a bulb specialist, one to find a bulb installation specialist, and one to order the referral.
How many lab mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2, but it's hard to get them in there.
Topic Marry a teacher
16 Aug 2009 15:13
Let's hear it for the teachers! Woo-hoo!
(I teach math.)
Topic Things you would never write about.
16 Aug 2009 05:22
I would never write about beastiality. Come to think of it, I'd never read about beastiality.
Don't think I could write about criminal sexuality (unless the victim becomes a hero), BDSM, or gay male sex either.