About farmerroger



Updated 16:05:2019
Hi thank you for dropping by my profile and welcome to my little corner of lush. My name is Roger and I currently 36 years of age. I weight approximately 18.6 stone or 260lbs when I last weighed myself. I stand approximately 5ft10.


I am currently single guy that has never been married. I am definitely straight being as I do find myself attracted to members of the opposite sex. For some reason that I cannot explain is that I find it hard to approach someone that I am interested in. I think this had a lot to do with the fact that I am very shy and have confidence issues when I try and speak to someone.

I also can find rejection very tough and it can knock me for six and afterwards I can give courtship a miss for several month one end. But then again I have been on the odd date with a lady and back in September of last year I went on my very first date with someone I met through a dating site. Even though it never worked out. But I have taken some pointers on which I can improve.

Another thing that didn’t help was that I kept thinking about this girl that I liked back in college. over the 18 years since I kept thinking of what may have been and what if I hadn’t let her go would of things been different. But then back last summer I met her again at this village fate and finally I was brought some closure when I realised that she had met someone. Since then I haven’t thought about her once and now I have decided that I should move on and meet someone that makes me happy. I do sincerely hope that I haven’t left it to late to meet that special someone.

As I have never dated or even been in a relationship with anyone. This technically means that I am still a virgin. This is probably hard to believe that I am 36 and still a virgin. But I am and it’s definitely something that I wouldn’t lie about.

That’s enough about that side of me and I better tell you a bit more about other things that I am interested in.


For my job I work full time on a local dairy farm that has been in my family for over a hundred years. I am employed on the farm as a general farm worker. For those of you that may ask I definitely enjoy the work that of do. Being able to get to work outside in all weathers 365 days a year.

Even though I chose the name farmerroger I liked how it sounded. For those who keep asking I don’t own the farm, as its owned by my uncle and I am employed by him as a farm worker.

My main jobs on the farm are as follows, feeding the calves their milk, helping with the milking and feeding the cattle. I am also the farms main tractor driver, during silage you can either find me on the clamp, getting in loads or raking up. But majority of the time you will find me operating the mower during silage and hay. Others things that I do are chainharrowing, rolling, muckspreading and getting the straw back once its been baled (sorry to all those disgruntled drivers, that seem to forget the rules of the road and try to overtake when its dangerous to do so. Just remember I am only on the roads for 2 weeks of the year.)

I definitely would like the opportunity one day to run my own farm here in the U.K.. Or if opportunity ever arose I wopuldnt mind the chance of working on or owning a farm in a another country like either New Zealand or Canada. That’s only if livestock farming is still about in 10 to 15 years time.


In my spare time I like to go for long walks when the weather permits. I will more than likely will have my camera on me. This is because I am a very keen photographer, I rather enjoy taking pictures of various subjects that includes wildlife and landscapes. If you become my friend here on lush you will more than likely will get a private message from me that contains some of my pictures. I have been told by my friends here and elsewhere that I am a very good photographer and that I should enter competitions or even go professional.

I am also a keen bird watcher (twitcher). I am always find myself looking at tree tops and hedges when ever I here birdsong to try and find the bird that’s singing more than likely I will always find it.

Other things that I love to do in my spare time are as follows. I enjoy getting out in my garden growing veg and flowers. I have regularly entered fruit, veg and flowers that I’ve grown into the local village show. My sweet peas make me specially proud as they regularly get me first prize when I enter them. I generally pick a Spencer type sweet pea.

Other things that I enjoy are model making in which I have amassed over 70 unbuilt plastic aircraft model kits. I also try to go the cinema at least once month if I ain’t busy with work.

I am a big fan of the sport cricket, it doesn’t really matter which team is playing I will still watch a game. Even if it’s England, India or the West Indies playing I will watch I don’t care who wins, loses or if the games a draw. All that matters to me is wether the game was exciting to watch.

Another sport I like to watch is rugby, the team I support is England. The one team that I would love to see play live is the All Blacks (New Zealand)

I am also a massive pro wrestling fan, before anyone says I know its fake. But the again its impressive what these guys and girls can do inside the squared circled by putting on a show. I have been watching wrestling since the attitude era which when I first got into it.

I may occasionally watch some football (soccer for my American friends) when the World Cup is on but don’t really watch it that much other times. I am a Manchester United fan which I have been of the past 25 years. But I also keep tabs on my local team Swindon Town when they play.

I also enjoy to watch equestrian sports such ad eventing and showjumping. I regularly go to the Badminton Horse Trails which is a major 5star event. And is only down the road from where I live. I also occasionally go to the Horse of the year show when time allows.


Now for things that concern lush

Occasionally you may find me in one of the chat rooms here lush. I don’t venture into them as much I used to. But from time to time you may get lucky and find me in one of the rooms. If you find me there I am most likely be found in the bedroom, basement, lounge or a picture room. Occasionally I may open my own room.

I no longer part take in cybersex any more this is due to the fact that it doesn’t really do anything for me anymore. But then again I might if I got to someone first.

I will chat about almost virtually anything, being about sex or to just a normal regular chat.
You are more likely these days find me in the forums more than you will find in a chat room.

For ladies of lush, I am very respectful of your sexuality being your straight, bisexual or lesbian. I don’t mind chatting with you and I am more likely want to get to know you. Rather than trying to get into your virtual knickers like most of the guys here on lush try to do. I rather have you as my friend and be that confident you can rely on the most.

For the men of lush, you are more than welcome to chat with me here. But please don’t try and get me to cyber or go private with you as aint interested. But you are more than welcome to add me as a friend.

I will always read everyone’s profile first before I decide to chat with them, or send out a friend request I am now cutting back on the number of friend request that I do send out. I am more than likely will read the person profile multiple times before I decide that I will send a request for friendships

I do know that I have a rather large friend list. But every single one of my friends that are on my list mean something to me. I try and chat with a friend daily if I get the opportunity. I do know I can go days with out chat with anyone. Just don’t worry I will chat with you eventually it’s more than likely that we’ve missed each other due to the time difference of our various countries that we live in.

I have been told by my friends that I am one of nicest and most respectful guys here on lush. Any one of my friends on my list would vouch for me and tell you anything you wanted and needed to know about me.

I try and regularly post on my friends walls. When time allows I will go through my friends list and post on their walls. But any one of you may get lucky when I randomly post at other times.


I support woman’s rights and everything that they have achieved so far.

I also fully support rainbow warriors LGBT movement in everything that they fight for.


When posting to my wall please refrain from posting hardcore images, as they will be deleted.

Pictures that are fine are wildlife, farming related, sexy pictures of women. If you do post sex pictures, please post black and white erotic and sensual gifs.

Also images of female wrestlers are more than welcome on my wall.


If anyone posts images of Margot Robbie, they definitely will be good books, as I have a certain soft spot on my heart for her.

But also I love to see pictures of Alexa Bliss, Sasha Banks, Gal Gadot, Eugenie Bouchard, Jess Glynne and Cobie Smulders posted to my wall also.


As I have got a very vivid imagination. And also I daydream a lot. So if when I am writing a poem or story. I am usely writing down a scene that is being played in my mind at the time. So majority of my poems or stories can feel as if they real to the reader.
Also when deciding on a title for my poems I take a song title


You more than welcome to follow me on twitter or my blog on tumblr

Relationship Status:
Malmesbury , Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Local Time:
21 May 2019 12:43
Pro wrestling
Equestrian sports
Manchester United
Bath Rugby
Somerset ccc

South Africa
New Zealand
Favorite Books:
Famous five, wind in the willow
Favorite Authors:
Enid blyton, Rahl Dahl
Favorite Movies:
Jurassic park 1,2,3. Jurassic world. American pie1,2,3. Fast and the furious 1,2,3,4,5,6,7. Pirate of the Caribbean. Mad max fury road. I am a big fan of comedy films. My favourite actors are Arnold Schwarzenegger, Adam sandler, dwayne Johnson
Favourite TV Shows:
Hawaii 5O
Ncis Los Angeles
The flash
WWE smackdownLive
Super girl
Legends of tomorrow
Myth busters
Ice Road Truckers
Gold rush
Fast n load
Diesel brothers
Wheeler Deelers

Last of the summer wine
Only fools and horses
Goodnight Sweetheart
Blind date
Dads army
Open all hours
Favorite Music:
Micheal Jackson
Ed Sheehan
Sam Smith
Robbie Williams
Rag N bone man
Aloe black
Tiao Cruz
Meat Loaf

Jess Glynn
Taylor Swift
Britney Spears
Belinda Carlisle
Kylie Minogue
Miley Cyrus
Lady Gaga
Katy Perry
Christina Aguilera
Alanis Morissette
Cheryl Cole

Girls Aloud
The Saturdays
Take That
Backstreet boys
Boy zone
The Fugees
Atomic Kitten

Kaiser Chiefs
Scouting for Girls
Simply Red
The verve
Scissor sisters


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26 Nov 2015
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Sunshine and Blue Skies

Whilst I’m sat here on the tractor In the middle of the grassy meadow  Couldn’t help but pick the quiver And write a beautiful love poem Whilst the workday is in full swing To let my sweetheart lover Know how much, she’s meant to me Throughout every meaningful word. Of the love poem, that’s written for her With the warmth of the midday sun That always brightens up the day While I work...

Added 20 May 2019 | Category Love Poems | Votes 9 | Avg Score 5 | Views 84 | 6 Comments

The Reputation of the Professional Sportsman

Peter Cooke was thirty years of age and at the pinnacle of the sport he played. He represented his country, England, in test cricket on numerous occasions. He garnered the reputation of a batsman that was ruthless and aggressive when he crossed the boundary rope. Each and every time he crossed the ropes, he became a different person to the one that was off the pitch. If he was in the...

Added 08 May 2019 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.63 | Views 572 | 9 Comments

Recommended Read Amongst the Arabian sands

There was a love worth finding Amongst the vast Arabian desert  Hidden in the warm golden sands A gold rush worthy of being chased A treasure so rich to find More than a carat of diamond To have won over my heart When I found you my love. In the heart of nowhere evermore To have walked a thousand miles barefoot  On sands, hot like embers on a fire With the wood crackles and sparks Like...

Added 13 Jan 2019 | Category Love Poems | Votes 42 | Avg Score 5 | Views 762 | 42 Comments

Meadow of Wildflowers Galore

There was a love worth finding Hidden amongst the green fields Of the vast rolling, English countryside. Along the corridors of the valleys A stream of gold, worthy of being swum Towards the bestowed treasures That opened up in a blaze of light When I found you, my love. In the picturesque wildflower meadows With a multitude, of a million colours. Of reds, yellows, oranges, whites and...

Added 26 Apr 2019 | Category Love Poems | Votes 16 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 263 | 10 Comments

The Heartfelt Wilderness

Born into a heartfelt wilderness Of hundreds squares miles to cross To be travelled barefoot on embers Hot like the midday sunshine That beats down on my back While I work up a sweet To find my one true love  Upon the travels that I seek. A treasure from a worthwhile cause That’s more than worthy to be found And richly deserving of my love A gold rush straight to my heart To be played upon...

Added 19 Apr 2019 | Category Love Poems | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 196 | 8 Comments

The Pro-Wrestler and His Valet

Dave Bennett was a British pro-wrestler. He recently made the big move and started to wrestle for a major wrestling promotion in the United States. When he first arrived on the scene in America during the tryouts, he struck up a close friendship with a fellow wrestler, which didn’t go unnoticed amongst the trainers at the academy. Being that, this chemistry he had with Alicia Cortez was...

Added 18 Apr 2019 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 45 | Avg Score 4.78 | Views 783 | 41 Comments

My Galway Girl (reimagined)

One day, I was in a chat room on an erotic story website when a username caught my eye: galwaygirl123. I clicked on the profile page and her biography details interested me so much that I decided to message her when I returned to the chat room. Happily, she was still there and the first thing I typed was, ‘Hi, how are you?’  Not sparkling, I know, but it was all I could think of in that...

Added 14 Mar 2019 | Category Love Stories | Votes 14 | Avg Score 4.79 | Views 754 | 10 Comments

Nectar From Her Flower

The softness of my lips  Against my lover's bare skin While I left a trail of a million kisses Down her beautiful washboard stomach  Towards my ultimate goal With her soft silky panties Elegantly slides down my lovers Velvety soft thighs towards her feet. Panties tossed to the side Towards the shag pile floor Before my eyes glance up  And take in the angelic beauty  In her perfectly...

Added 11 Mar 2019 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 7 | Avg Score 5 | Views 369 | 4 Comments

Bluebell woodland Romance

Somewhere in a faraway place Where the fiery red sun disappears Over the distant crimson horizon Where tiny little bluebirds fly Amongst the hidden pots of gold From the cascaded rainbow Of a multitude of bright colours That burst out across the lands. All those many a moon ago On that near fateful day  When my beautiful English rose Came and won over my heart Through the myriad of senses...

Added 08 Mar 2019 | Category Love Poems | Votes 12 | Avg Score 5 | Views 371 | 12 Comments

It Was Love At First Sight

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Added 13 Feb 2019 | Category Love Stories | Votes 34 | Avg Score 4.78 | Views 1,223 | 32 Comments

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