About farmerroger



Hi my name is Roger. I am currently 34years old. I weight 18.6stone or 260lbs and standing 5ft10.
I currently work full time on a dairy farm. As general farm worker. My jobs on the farm are to rear the calves by feeding them there milk. I am also the main tractor driver on the farm the jobs that I do on the farm which involve the tractor is feeding the cattle, mower operator during hay and silage making, muckspreading, and getting the straw back when it baled (sorry to any car drivers if I cause you to be late where you got be it's only 2 weeks of the year). I would one day like to run my own farm here in the uk. Or if the opportunity arises I wouldn't mind working on or owning a farm in another country I.e New Zealand or Canada.
In my spare time I am a very keen photographer I enjoy taking picture various subjects including landscapes and wildlife. I have been told by some people that I am a very good photographer. I am thinking this year that may enter some photos that I have taken in to this year countryfile photography competition.
I am also a keen bird watcher(twitcher)
Also in my spare time I love to be out in the garden growing veg and flowers. I also regularly enter fruit, veg and flowers into the local village. My sweet peas have won first prize for last 10 years
Other things in my spare time I do are model making. I regularly go to the cinema at leat twice a month
I am very big cricket fan. I watch any match on TV doesn't matter who playing if it's England or India or the West Indies playing I will watch the game. I also enjoy watching rugby in which I support England. The team that would like to watch the most would be all black.
I am also massive pro-wrestling fan. Before you say I do know it is fake but then again it is impressive in what they can do. I have been watching wrestling since the start of the attitude era.
I do occasionally watch some football (soccer for my American friends) I have been a Manchester United fan for the last 25years. But I also do follow my local team Swindon town when they play.
I am also enjoy watching equestrian sports such as eventing and showjumping. I regularly go to the badminton horse trials each year and also occasionally go to the horse of the year show.

I am currently a straight single guy who has never been married.
In real life I am still a virgin. This is hard to believe being that I am 34 but as I find it hard to chat to opposite sex as I am shy and in the past I have had confidence knocked back when trying to ask something out.
When in the chat when talking about sex i normally say thing about what I would like to do sexually if I was to have sex.
The most that I have done with girl is got to first base and kissed a girl


For the MEN on here you can chat with me on here but don't as me to cyber or go private with AS I AM NOt INTERESTED IN MEN. But you are more than welcome chat if me. IF you want to add me as a friend send me a message first to ask me to be your friend. It will be upto me accept your request and send you an invite to be my friend.

For the Ladies of lush I am very respectful of your sexuality being if your straight, bisexual or lesbian. I don't mind chatting with you just get to know you for who you are and not trying to get in to your knickers like most of the guys on try to.
I always read everyone's profiles on lush before I chat with them to see what they like to chat about.

You are more than welcome to follow me on twitter if you want.
When posting to my wall please refrain from posting hardcore images to my wall as they will be deleted.

Pictures that are ok are wildlife, farming related, sexy pictures of women. If you do post sex pic view the album of the erotic sex images to see what is allowed.
Also images of female wrestlers are very welcome.
If anyone posts images of MARGOT ROBBIE will be in my good books as I have certain soft spot in my heart for her.
I have started an album for my blog posts you can find them in the page3 girls album
As I have got a very vivid imagination. And also I daydream a lot. So if when I am writing a poem or story. I am usely writing down a scene that is being played in my mind at the time. So majority of my poems or stories can feel as if they real to the reader.
Also when deciding on a title for my poems I take a song title

Relationship Status:
Malmesbury , Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Local Time:
23 Jan 2019 12:21
Pro wrestling
Equestrian sports
Manchester United
Bath Rugby
Somerset ccc

South Africa
New Zealand
Favorite Books:
Famous five, wind in the willow
Favorite Authors:
Enid blyton, Rahl Dahl
Favorite Movies:
Jurassic park 1,2,3. Jurassic world. American pie1,2,3. Fast and the furious 1,2,3,4,5,6,7. Pirate of the Caribbean. Mad max fury road. I am a big fan of comedy films. My favourite actors are Arnold Schwarzenegger, Adam sandler, dwayne Johnson
Favourite TV Shows:
Hawaii 5O
Ncis Los Angeles
The flash
WWE smackdownLive
Super girl
Legends of tomorrow
Myth busters
Ice Road Truckers
Gold rush
Fast n load
Diesel brothers
Wheeler Deelers

Last of the summer wine
Only fools and horses
Goodnight Sweetheart
Blind date
Dads army
Open all hours
Favorite Music:
Micheal Jackson
Ed Sheehan
Sam Smith
Robbie Williams
Rag N bone man
Aloe black
Tiao Cruz
Meat Loaf

Jess Glynn
Taylor Swift
Britney Spears
Belinda Carlisle
Kylie Minogue
Miley Cyrus
Lady Gaga
Katy Perry
Christina Aguilera
Alanis Morissette
Cheryl Cole

Girls Aloud
The Saturdays
Take That
Backstreet boys
Boy zone
The Fugees
Atomic Kitten

Kaiser Chiefs
Scouting for Girls
Simply Red
The verve
Scissor sisters


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26 Nov 2015
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Topic: I AM
Posted: 22 Jan 2019 22:57

I am thanking winter has finally arrived. Had first lot of snow last night here in Wiltshire, England. Now I am thinking that’s everyone in Britain forgetting how to drive because there’s only half an inch of snow on the ground. At least it won’t affect me as I can walk into work

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Posted: 22 Jan 2019 13:05

The moon this evening (United kingdom)


Topic: Kiss, Fuck or Pass?
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Kissing while we fuck

Topic: Kiss my lips OR Kiss my ass. Which would you say to the person above?
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Kiss my lips

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Topic: Would you suck, eat, fuck, or pass on the profile or avatar above you? Not the person,
Posted: 22 Jan 2019 05:30

I would like to get to know her first

Topic: Drink, Date or Fuck no passing!
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Topic: Kiss, Fuck, or Pass?
Posted: 22 Jan 2019 05:28

Kiss on the cheek

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Through the Looking Glass

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A Million Dreams

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