About farmerroger


Hi my name is Roger. I am currently 34years old. I weight 18.6stone or 260lbs and standing 5ft10.
I currently work full time on a dairy farm. As general farm worker. My jobs on the farm are to rear the calves by feeding them there milk. I am also the main tractor driver on the farm the jobs that I do on the farm which involve the tractor is feeding the cattle, mower operator during hay and silage making, muckspreading, and getting the straw back when it baled (sorry to any car drivers if I cause you to be late where you got be it's only 2 weeks of the year). I would one day like to run my own farm here in the uk. Or if the opportunity arises I wouldn't mind working on or owning a farm in another country I.e New Zealand or Canada.
In my spare time I am a very keen photographer I enjoy taking picture various subjects including landscapes and wildlife. I have been told by some people that I am a very good photographer. I am thinking this year that may enter some photos that I have taken in to this year countryfile photography competition.
I am also a keen bird watcher(twitcher)
Also in my spare time I love to be out in the garden growing veg and flowers. I also regularly enter fruit, veg and flowers into the local village. My sweet peas have won first prize for last 10 years
Other things in my spare time I do are model making. I regularly go to the cinema at leat twice a month
I am very big cricket fan. I watch any match on TV doesn't matter who playing if it's England or India or the West Indies playing I will watch the game. I also enjoy watching rugby in which I support England. The team that would like to watch the most would be all black.
I am also massive pro-wrestling fan. Before you say I do know it is fake but then again it is impressive in what they can do. I have been watching wrestling since the start of the attitude era.
I do occasionally watch some football (soccer for my American friends) I have been a Manchester United fan for the last 25years. But I also do follow my local team Swindon town when they play.
I am also enjoy watching equestrian sports such as eventing and showjumping. I regularly go to the badminton horse trials each year and also occasionally go to the horse of the year show.

I am currently a straight single guy who has never been married.
In real life I am still a virgin. This is hard to believe being that I am 34 but as I find it hard to chat to opposite sex as I am shy and in the past I have had confidence knocked back when trying to ask something out.
When in the chat when talking about sex i normally say thing about what I would like to do sexually if I was to have sex.
The most that I have done with girl is got to first base and kissed a girl


For the MEN on here you can chat with me on here but don't as me to cyber or go private with AS I AM NOt INTERESTED IN MEN. But you are more than welcome chat if me. IF you want to add me as a friend send me a message first to ask me to be your friend. It will be upto me accept your request and send you an invite to be my friend.

For the Ladies of lush I am very respectful of your sexuality being if your straight, bisexual or lesbian. I don't mind chatting with you just get to know you for who you are and not trying to get in to your knickers like most of the guys on try to.
I always read everyone's profiles on lush before I chat with them to see what they like to chat about.

You are more than welcome to follow me on twitter if you want.
When posting to my wall please refrain from posting hardcore images to my wall as they will be deleted.

Pictures that are ok are wildlife, farming related, sexy pictures of women. If you do post sex pic view the album of the erotic sex images to see what is allowed.
Also images of female wrestlers are very welcome.
If anyone posts images of MARGOT ROBBIE will be in my good books as I have certain soft spot in my heart for her.
I have started an album for my blog posts you can find them in the page3 girls album
As I have got a very vivid imagination. And also I daydream a lot. So if when I am writing a poem or story. I am usely writing down a scene that is being played in my mind at the time. So majority of my poems or stories can feel as if they real to the reader.
Also when deciding on a title for my poems I take a song title

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Malmesbury , Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Local Time:
22 Oct 2018 05:22
Pro wrestling
Equestrian sports
Manchester United
Bath Rugby
Somerset ccc

South Africa
New Zealand
Favorite Books:
Famous five, wind in the willow
Favorite Authors:
Enid blyton, Rahl Dahl
Favorite Movies:
Jurassic park 1,2,3. Jurassic world. American pie1,2,3. Fast and the furious 1,2,3,4,5,6,7. Pirate of the Caribbean. Mad max fury road. I am a big fan of comedy films. My favourite actors are Arnold Schwarzenegger, Adam sandler, dwayne Johnson
Favourite TV Shows:
Hawaii 5O
Ncis Los Angeles
The flash
WWE smackdownLive
Super girl
Legends of tomorrow
Myth busters
Ice Road Truckers
Gold rush
Fast n load
Diesel brothers
Wheeler Deelers

Last of the summer wine
Only fools and horses
Goodnight Sweetheart
Blind date
Dads army
Open all hours
Favorite Music:
Micheal Jackson
Ed Sheehan
Sam Smith
Robbie Williams
Rag N bone man
Aloe black
Tiao Cruz
Meat Loaf

Jess Glynn
Taylor Swift
Britney Spears
Belinda Carlisle
Kylie Minogue
Miley Cyrus
Lady Gaga
Katy Perry
Christina Aguilera
Alanis Morissette
Cheryl Cole

Girls Aloud
The Saturdays
Take That
Backstreet boys
Boy zone
The Fugees
Atomic Kitten

Kaiser Chiefs
Scouting for Girls
Simply Red
The verve
Scissor sisters


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26 Nov 2015
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Topic: Dominate or to be dominated or pass the above person?
Posted: 21 Oct 2018 14:26

Anything that you offer me sir, is always a lovely surprise. Waiting on the edge of the bed in the foothills of the mountains, at The Lodge.

I would dominate you Angela out in one of the barns on the farm

Topic: Kiss, Fuck, or Pass?
Posted: 21 Oct 2018 14:24


Topic: Who would you rather kiss? (above or below)
Posted: 21 Oct 2018 14:23

Kiss for e above and peeks below

Topic: I AM
Posted: 21 Oct 2018 14:22

I am pleased that Kimi raikkonen won the US Grand Prix it’s nice to see someone different winning a race than having the predictable happening time after time again. It was an excellent race plenty of action happening

Topic: Talk in song titles
Posted: 21 Oct 2018 14:18

Another day in paradise - Phil Collins

Topic: Skinny dipping with the lush member above
Posted: 21 Oct 2018 14:15

Jumping in

Topic: Would you slip into the Shower or Bath with the person above you?
Posted: 21 Oct 2018 14:12

I think its your turn to wash my back lol 😜

I definitely will and gives you a massage. Hope you don’t mind my hands wandering

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Gretna Green

Shall we run away, To a faraway land Where there’s a place  Where the grass is greener. Where you and I, Could fulfil our dreams And live happily ever after  With no constant fears. Of the emptiness from within, Which our hunger for each other Can’t suppress and satisfy  But there’s only one thing that can. Which is the unquenchable And undivided love  We have for one another  That we...

Added 20 Oct 2018 | Category Love Poems | Votes 8 | Avg Score 5 | Views 144 | 9 Comments

From Paris with Love!

Built upon an everlasting love Of a billion dreams That someday will come true For a future of being with you. To the start of a new beginnings For the story of how we fell in love On that one fateful day Four seasons ago. Amongst the autumnal colours Of oranges and crimson reds As the leaves began to fall Onto the cobbled streets. From an avenue of beechwood During a howling gale As I put...

Added 16 Oct 2018 | Category Love Poems | Votes 11 | Avg Score 5 | Views 187 | 10 Comments

On the Balcony in the French Alps

My wife’s best friend, Carole, was devastated when her husband walked out on her. At that time, Sally and I had just booked a chalet for a short break in the French Alps and we decided to ask Carole if she’d like to come with us. She gratefully accepted our offer. I had one problem: for the next four days I knew I’d have trouble keeping my hands to myself because Carole and Sally look so...

Added 14 Oct 2018 | Category Threesomes | Votes 22 | Avg Score 4.9 | Views 4,087 | 13 Comments

Million Love Poems

I could write a million love poems, But none would mean as much. May these words catch you by surprise, And even give you butterflies. For what you read on this piece of paper, Which I humbly place before you, Words I have chosen just for you From the deepest regions of my heart. I wanted to express how much I care, Because you mean so much to me. So I write this love poem to you Merely as...

Added 12 Oct 2018 | Category Love Poems | Votes 19 | Avg Score 5 | Views 220 | 15 Comments

Passion Rekindled

It was a cold winters night, the sky was crystal clear. We were snuggled under a blanket, on the couch. In the chimney, the flames cast a warm glow as the fire roared drowning the howl of the wind outside. The flame that we had once had between us had burned out a long time ago. Now we sat in the intimacy born out of habit without the heat of any vestige of passion. I looked at you and saw...

Added 02 Oct 2018 | Category Love Stories | Votes 22 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,269 | 23 Comments

Blue-eyed Girl

I was caught captive By her big beautiful eyes They drew me towards her And caught me under their spell Every-time I look into them  They remind me of a million twinkling stars In the nights sky Each time you blink Your dark long-lashes  Are like the curtains of your soul It's as beautiful as your are on the outside I get captivated by your blue eyes Blue as the lagoons In a tropical paradise...

Added 26 Sep 2018 | Category Love Poems | Votes 15 | Avg Score 4.87 | Views 324 | 15 Comments

Hall of Mirrors

The love we shared Gave me a purpose  To keep me going In the days we’re together I wanted to recapture The magical atmosphere of millennia Of incredible vivid love Which we captured at first sight Of mirrored reflections In perfect loving symmetry  That shrouds the inner beauty Reflected in a hall of mirrors With the light from within That bounced back and forth  Along the corridors of...

Added 22 Sep 2018 | Category Love Poems | Votes 26 | Avg Score 5 | Views 291 | 26 Comments

Sky full of Stars

Last night, tonight or tomorrow night I look towards the heavens  On a cold crisp, clear frosty night Amidst a bleak midwinter. A flashback of deepest memories, An involuntary influx of happiness From the decades of dreams fulfilled To a future of more to come. In vast constellations of a billion stars, Like a giant glitter-ball Of hundreds and thousands of tiny flecks of stardust That...

Added 05 Sep 2018 | Category Love Poems | Votes 29 | Avg Score 5 | Views 355 | 27 Comments

A Morning’s Surprise

I began to stir from my night’s sleep. To my pleasant surprise, my beautiful lover licked the shaft of my cock. Her tongue flicked the tip as she tasted my pre-cum. Her mouth engulfed the head as it slid down her throat. My shaft glistened with her saliva. Her head bobbed up and down my shaft and she massaged my balls with her tongue as her nose touched my pubis. I moaned as we made...

Added 02 Sep 2018 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 41 | Avg Score 4.78 | Views 1,642 | 37 Comments

Set fire to the Passion

Showered by your soft kisses, On my chest Against my bare skin, Like a soft perpetual rain. The touch of your hand, To my stomach Sends an electrical pulse, Straight through to my spine. My heart skips a beat, Like an apocalyptic event As if Andromeda and Milky-way galaxies collide, And we fuse and become one. The feel of your labia, Brushes against me As you straddle my waist, Sends...

Added 24 Aug 2018 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 13 | Avg Score 5 | Views 513 | 10 Comments

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