About farmerroger


Hi my name is Roger. I am currently 34years old. I weight 18.6stone or 260lbs and standing 5ft10.
I currently work full time on a dairy farm. As general farm worker. My jobs on the farm are to rear the calves by feeding them there milk. I am also the main tractor driver on the farm the jobs that I do on the farm which involve the tractor is feeding the cattle, mower operator during hay and silage making, muckspreading, and getting the straw back when it baled (sorry to any car drivers if I cause you to be late where you got be it's only 2 weeks of the year). I would one day like to run my own farm here in the uk. Or if the opportunity arises I wouldn't mind working on or owning a farm in another country I.e New Zealand or Canada.
In my spare time I am a very keen photographer I enjoy taking picture various subjects including landscapes and wildlife. I have been told by some people that I am a very good photographer. I am thinking this year that may enter some photos that I have taken in to this year countryfile photography competition.
I am also a keen bird watcher(twitcher)
Also in my spare time I love to be out in the garden growing veg and flowers. I also regularly enter fruit, veg and flowers into the local village. My sweet peas have won first prize for last 10 years
Other things in my spare time I do are model making. I regularly go to the cinema at leat twice a month
I am very big cricket fan. I watch any match on TV doesn't matter who playing if it's England or India or the West Indies playing I will watch the game. I also enjoy watching rugby in which I support England. The team that would like to watch the most would be all black.
I am also massive pro-wrestling fan. Before you say I do know it is fake but then again it is impressive in what they can do. I have been watching wrestling since the start of the attitude era.
I do occasionally watch some football (soccer for my American friends) I have been a Manchester United fan for the last 25years. But I also do follow my local team Swindon town when they play.
I am also enjoy watching equestrian sports such as eventing and showjumping. I regularly go to the badminton horse trials each year and also occasionally go to the horse of the year show.

I am currently a straight single guy who has never been married.
In real life I am still a virgin. This is hard to believe being that I am 34 but as I find it hard to chat to opposite sex as I am shy and in the past I have had confidence knocked back when trying to ask something out.
When in the chat when talking about sex i normally say thing about what I would like to do sexually if I was to have sex.
The most that I have done with girl is got to first base and kissed a girl


For the MEN on here you can chat with me on here but don't as me to cyber or go private with AS I AM NOt INTERESTED IN MEN. But you are more than welcome chat if me. IF you want to add me as a friend send me a message first to ask me to be your friend. It will be upto me accept your request and send you an invite to be my friend.

For the Ladies of lush I am very respectful of your sexuality being if your straight, bisexual or lesbian. I don't mind chatting with you just get to know you for who you are and not trying to get in to your knickers like most of the guys on try to.
I always read everyone's profiles on lush before I chat with them to see what they like to chat about.

You are more than welcome to follow me on twitter if you want.
When posting to my wall please refrain from posting hardcore images to my wall as they will be deleted.

Pictures that are ok are wildlife, farming related, sexy pictures of women. If you do post sex pic view the album of the erotic sex images to see what is allowed.
Also images of female wrestlers are very welcome.
If anyone posts images of MARGOT ROBBIE will be in my good books as I have certain soft spot in my heart for her.
I have started an album for my blog posts you can find them in the page3 girls album
As I have got a very vivid imagination. And also I daydream a lot. So if when I am writing a poem or story. I am usely writing down a scene that is being played in my mind at the time. So majority of my poems or stories can feel as if they real to the reader.
Also when deciding on a title for my poems I take a song title

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Malmesbury , Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Local Time:
17 Jan 2018 11:26
Pro wrestling
Equestrian sports
Manchester United
Bath Rugby
Somerset ccc

South Africa
New Zealand
Favorite Books:
Famous five, wind in the willow
Favorite Authors:
Enid blyton, Rahl Dahl
Favorite Movies:
Jurassic park 1,2,3. Jurassic world. American pie1,2,3. Fast and the furious 1,2,3,4,5,6,7. Pirate of the Caribbean. Mad max fury road. I am a big fan of comedy films. My favourite actors are Arnold Schwarzenegger, Adam sandler, dwayne Johnson
Favourite TV Shows:
Hawaii 5O
Ncis Los Angeles
The flash
WWE smackdownLive
Super girl
Legends of tomorrow
Myth busters
Ice Road Truckers
Gold rush
Fast n load
Diesel brothers
Wheeler Deelers

Last of the summer wine
Only fools and horses
Goodnight Sweetheart
Blind date
Dads army
Open all hours
Favorite Music:
Micheal Jackson
Ed Sheehan
Sam Smith
Robbie Williams
Rag N bone man
Aloe black
Tiao Cruz
Meat Loaf

Jess Glynn
Taylor Swift
Britney Spears
Belinda Carlisle
Kylie Minogue
Miley Cyrus
Lady Gaga
Katy Perry
Christina Aguilera
Alanis Morissette
Cheryl Cole

Girls Aloud
The Saturdays
Take That
Backstreet boys
Boy zone
The Fugees
Atomic Kitten

Kaiser Chiefs
Scouting for Girls
Simply Red
The verve
Scissor sisters


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26 Nov 2015
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Kiss on the cheek for above and peeks below

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Merry Christmas

‘Tis the season to be jolly, As it gets to that time of year When the festive cheer is once again  Among us. In every park,  Christmas carols are being sung Bringing joy to all And to everyone that hears them. Peeps accidentally meeting, Under the mistletoe  Kissing when they do. Everyone giving and receiving, Christmas presents  Spreading the Christmas  Cheer everywhere they go. ...

Added 19 Dec 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 14 | Avg Score 5 | Views 261 | 17 Comments

Under The Mistletoe

This ‘twas the season, To be jolly, Full of cheer Full of giving Full of happiness. Ever so hopeful, That this wee girl, That I have been noticing from afar That I have got the hots for That we may meet under the mistletoe. I wish upon a star, Wishing that the Girl of my dreams Will fall into my arms Hoping it will happen this Xmas. Realising that I have just, Stepped under the...

Added 18 Dec 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 19 | Avg Score 5 | Views 492 | 19 Comments

Just a little fun

I pop out for lunch, Or maybe it was brunch. I go to the local, But it was quite vocal. I order some food, Hope it’s going to be good. I talk to the old dear, Ask for a nice cold beer. I take a sip, it was quite bitter, But it was quite a heavy hitter. I spot this girl from afar, From my pedestal at the bar. She seems kinda nice, Hope she ain’t cold as ice. I decide shall I make a...

Added 05 Dec 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.74 | Views 373 | 19 Comments

Rock your body

  Sitting here on my bed, Waiting for my lover To emerge from the bathroom, Just as I am beginning, Starting to grow impatient. She finally emerges wearing, Her soft silky nightgown Hugging her voluptuous body With endless curves that are, In all of the right places. Her nightgown starts to slip, Revealing a snippet of her left breast Slowly letting it slip revealing A little more of...

Added 30 Nov 2017 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 28 | Avg Score 4.85 | Views 622 | 25 Comments

Goodnight, Sweetheart

Kissing each other passionately, Caressing groping your firm breasts. Nipples getting harder at my touch As your arousal gets heightened. My hands begin to wander, Exploring every inch and crevice of your body. Slipping into your panties, Fingers pushing against, Slipping passed your  Delicate folds of your pussy. Feeling your wetness on my fingers, Grinding your hips into my finger....

Added 15 Nov 2017 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 34 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 945 | 31 Comments

My Destiny

You are my one and only,  The one that I was meant To be with and the one  I am destined to be with, The one that I would, if required,  I would do anything for. I would climb the highest mountains, I would sail the ocean blue, Build bridges to cross rivers, Trek across the vast deserts Just so that I could be with you. For you my love I would, If you wanted me to I would lasso the moon ...

Added 07 Nov 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 24 | Avg Score 5 | Views 487 | 25 Comments

Say it Again

Lying here in my bed, Next to my lover. Whilst our legs get intertwined, With our arms around each other  Whilst we hug and embrace. We had just made love. Combing my fingers, Through your soft and silky hair. Whilst I softly kisses you On you’re forehead. Hearing you whisper something, On your breath. Not quite hearing  What you had just said, Wanting you to say it again. You say it...

Added 23 Oct 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 21 | Avg Score 4.95 | Views 436 | 17 Comments

My Galway Girl

There was this beautiful girl, that I had been chatting to for months online. We had met through a site where you could read stories about sex. I was in a chat room when this girl enter room with the username galwaygirl123. I quickly read her profile and found her to be interesting so I decided I would message her. The first thing I typed was, “Hi how are you.” After a few seconds she...

Added 18 Oct 2017 | Category Love Stories | Votes 15 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 1,860 | 15 Comments

Ode to the breast

Breasts that are so wonderful  Breasts that are soft and nice Breasts that go great with, Having a bourbon on ice. They come in all shapes Small or large Flat or round But they all feel great to the touch. Boobs they don’t come one at a time, They always double up two at a time I like to bury my face in them, And nibble, suck or lick getting the  Nipples nice and hard. Boobs that are...

Added 16 Oct 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 31 | Avg Score 4.9 | Views 675 | 32 Comments

Take me Home

I am just so wrapped up, So emotionally consumed  With my face in my hands  Not knowing where I should turn Because of all this hurt deep inside  But if you could ask me something, But not sure where I am going to start Due to all the anger deep inside. But confused by the love that’s within. Not knowing where I should turn. With these roads that just don’t, Seem to be going anywhere But...

Added 13 Oct 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 40 | Avg Score 5 | Views 616 | 34 Comments

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Have a healthy and safe 2018, Roger - and continue to enjoy Lush

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