About farmerroger


Hi my name is Roger. I am currently 34years old. I weight 18.6stone or 260lbs and standing 5ft10.
I currently work full time on a dairy farm. As general farm worker. My jobs on the farm are to rear the calves by feeding them there milk. I am also the main tractor driver on the farm the jobs that I do on the farm which involve the tractor is feeding the cattle, mower operator during hay and silage making, muckspreading, and getting the straw back when it baled (sorry to any car drivers if I cause you to be late where you got be it's only 2 weeks of the year). I would one day like to run my own farm here in the uk. Or if the opportunity arises I wouldn't mind working on or owning a farm in another country I.e New Zealand or Canada.
In my spare time I am a very keen photographer I enjoy taking picture various subjects including landscapes and wildlife. I have been told by some people that I am a very good photographer. I am thinking this year that may enter some photos that I have taken in to this year countryfile photography competition.
I am also a keen bird watcher(twitcher)
Also in my spare time I love to be out in the garden growing veg and flowers. I also regularly enter fruit, veg and flowers into the local village. My sweet peas have won first prize for last 10 years
Other things in my spare time I do are model making. I regularly go to the cinema at leat twice a month
I am very big cricket fan. I watch any match on TV doesn't matter who playing if it's England or India or the West Indies playing I will watch the game. I also enjoy watching rugby in which I support England. The team that would like to watch the most would be all black.
I am also massive pro-wrestling fan. Before you say I do know it is fake but then again it is impressive in what they can do. I have been watching wrestling since the start of the attitude era.
I do occasionally watch some football (soccer for my American friends) I have been a Manchester United fan for the last 25years. But I also do follow my local team Swindon town when they play.
I am also enjoy watching equestrian sports such as eventing and showjumping. I regularly go to the badminton horse trials each year and also occasionally go to the horse of the year show.

I am currently a straight single guy who has never been married.
In real life I am still a virgin. This is hard to believe being that I am 34 but as I find it hard to chat to opposite sex as I am shy and in the past I have had confidence knocked back when trying to ask something out.
When in the chat when talking about sex i normally say thing about what I would like to do sexually if I was to have sex.
The most that I have done with girl is got to first base and kissed a girl


For the MEN on here you can chat with me on here but don't as me to cyber or go private with AS I AM NOt INTERESTED IN MEN. But you are more than welcome chat if me. IF you want to add me as a friend send me a message first to ask me to be your friend. It will be upto me accept your request and send you an invite to be my friend.

For the Ladies of lush I am very respectful of your sexuality being if your straight, bisexual or lesbian. I don't mind chatting with you just get to know you for who you are and not trying to get in to your knickers like most of the guys on try to.
I always read everyone's profiles on lush before I chat with them to see what they like to chat about.

You are more than welcome to follow me on twitter if you want.
When posting to my wall please refrain from posting hardcore images to my wall as they will be deleted.

Pictures that are ok are wildlife, farming related, sexy pictures of women. If you do post sex pic view the album of the erotic sex images to see what is allowed.
Also images of female wrestlers are very welcome.
If anyone posts images of MARGOT ROBBIE will be in my good books as I have certain soft spot in my heart for her.
I have started an album for my blog posts you can find them in the page3 girls album
As I have got a very vivid imagination. And also I daydream a lot. So if when I am writing a poem or story. I am usely writing down a scene that is being played in my mind at the time. So majority of my poems or stories can feel as if they real to the reader.
Also when deciding on a title for my poems I take a song title

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Malmesbury , Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Local Time:
21 Mar 2018 03:38
Pro wrestling
Equestrian sports
Manchester United
Bath Rugby
Somerset ccc

South Africa
New Zealand
Favorite Books:
Famous five, wind in the willow
Favorite Authors:
Enid blyton, Rahl Dahl
Favorite Movies:
Jurassic park 1,2,3. Jurassic world. American pie1,2,3. Fast and the furious 1,2,3,4,5,6,7. Pirate of the Caribbean. Mad max fury road. I am a big fan of comedy films. My favourite actors are Arnold Schwarzenegger, Adam sandler, dwayne Johnson
Favourite TV Shows:
Hawaii 5O
Ncis Los Angeles
The flash
WWE smackdownLive
Super girl
Legends of tomorrow
Myth busters
Ice Road Truckers
Gold rush
Fast n load
Diesel brothers
Wheeler Deelers

Last of the summer wine
Only fools and horses
Goodnight Sweetheart
Blind date
Dads army
Open all hours
Favorite Music:
Micheal Jackson
Ed Sheehan
Sam Smith
Robbie Williams
Rag N bone man
Aloe black
Tiao Cruz
Meat Loaf

Jess Glynn
Taylor Swift
Britney Spears
Belinda Carlisle
Kylie Minogue
Miley Cyrus
Lady Gaga
Katy Perry
Christina Aguilera
Alanis Morissette
Cheryl Cole

Girls Aloud
The Saturdays
Take That
Backstreet boys
Boy zone
The Fugees
Atomic Kitten

Kaiser Chiefs
Scouting for Girls
Simply Red
The verve
Scissor sisters


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Buy a drink and date

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An Angel So Divine

An angel so divine, She was so perfect In every single way With her halo Shining so bright. I was falling in love With the girl next door She could have been An angel from above, Sent down to be with me. Her lips were so soft, And crimson red The thought of kissing her Was stuck in my head. When we kissed, It was just so succulent Tasted honey sweet She was just like candy Her beauty was...

Added 15 Mar 2018 | Category Love Poems | Votes 12 | Avg Score 5 | Views 332 | 14 Comments

I swear

I duly swear, From every heartbeat  Of my beating heart That I would do anything, For the love of my life. I would walk a thousand miles, Just to be with her, To hold her tight To keep her safe To protect her. My arms are her cradle, For when she is down My shoulder is her pillow  For when there is a tear in her eye, To hold her in a loving embrace. I will be there for whenever, She will...

Added 10 Mar 2018 | Category Love Poems | Votes 14 | Avg Score 5 | Views 274 | 10 Comments

After A hard day's work

After a hard day's work, Working in the fields As I sit relaxing in my chair My lover knows just how, To release the stress From a long hard days work. Coming up behind me, Whilst I’m sitting in my chair Putting her hands on my shoulders She asks me how my day went Letting her know how eventful, The day at work had just gone. She starts giving me a massage, Kneading my shoulders  Relieving...

Added 27 Feb 2018 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 16 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 462 | 11 Comments

Knock At My Door

There was a knock at my door, Did she do what was asked of her Did she come dressed just in her Nightgown with absolutely nothing, Underneath but her birthday suit. I go to the door I let her in, Motioning for her to take her nightgown off Slowly slipping it off leaving it  to drape  On her shoulders letting it open, Revealing her pert breasts. Coming over to her, With her collar in my...

Added 20 Feb 2018 | Category Erotic Poems

12 Red Roses

Roses are red, Violets are blue How many red roses Shall I get This Valentine’s Day. A single red rose, It was love at first sight From the first moment  That I laid my eyes on you. Two single red roses, This goes to show How madly and deeply  In love I am with you. Three single red roses, Is the absolutely perfect  Way to say those, Three little words “I love you” Four single red roses,...

Added 13 Feb 2018 | Category Love Poems | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.84 | Views 507 | 16 Comments

Be My Valentine

Just thought that I would, Take a moment and write This very special poem, For that special someone in my life. Looking back it was only just a year ago, Sitting in the pub minding our own business  Not knowing that just around the corner That we would bump into one another  Total strangers that hadn’t even met. From that very first moment, That we first met I just knew That we was meant...

Added 09 Feb 2018 | Category Love Poems | Votes 20 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 331 | 15 Comments

Merry Christmas

‘Tis the season to be jolly, As it gets to that time of year When the festive cheer is once again  Among us. In every park,  Christmas carols are being sung Bringing joy to all And to everyone that hears them. Peeps accidentally meeting, Under the mistletoe  Kissing when they do. Everyone giving and receiving, Christmas presents  Spreading the Christmas  Cheer everywhere they go. ...

Added 19 Dec 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 14 | Avg Score 5 | Views 331 | 16 Comments

Under The Mistletoe

This ‘twas the season, To be jolly, Full of cheer Full of giving Full of happiness. Ever so hopeful, That this wee girl, That I have been noticing from afar That I have got the hots for That we may meet under the mistletoe. I wish upon a star, Wishing that the Girl of my dreams Will fall into my arms Hoping it will happen this Xmas. Realising that I have just, Stepped under the...

Added 18 Dec 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 18 | Avg Score 5 | Views 557 | 17 Comments

Just a little fun

I pop out for lunch, Or maybe it was brunch. I go to the local, But it was quite vocal. I order some food, Hope it’s going to be good. I talk to the old dear, Ask for a nice cold beer. I take a sip, it was quite bitter, But it was quite a heavy hitter. I spot this girl from afar, From my pedestal at the bar. She seems kinda nice, Hope she ain’t cold as ice. I decide shall I make a...

Added 05 Dec 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.74 | Views 453 | 19 Comments

Rock your body

  Sitting here on my bed, Waiting for my lover To emerge from the bathroom, Just as I am beginning, Starting to grow impatient. She finally emerges wearing, Her soft silky nightgown Hugging her voluptuous body With endless curves that are, In all of the right places. Her nightgown starts to slip, Revealing a snippet of her left breast Slowly letting it slip revealing A little more of...

Added 30 Nov 2017 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 27 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 733 | 23 Comments

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