About farmerroger



Hi my name is Roger. I am currently 34years old. I weight 18.6stone or 260lbs and standing 5ft10.
I currently work full time on a dairy farm. As general farm worker. My jobs on the farm are to rear the calves by feeding them there milk. I am also the main tractor driver on the farm the jobs that I do on the farm which involve the tractor is feeding the cattle, mower operator during hay and silage making, muckspreading, and getting the straw back when it baled (sorry to any car drivers if I cause you to be late where you got be it's only 2 weeks of the year). I would one day like to run my own farm here in the uk. Or if the opportunity arises I wouldn't mind working on or owning a farm in another country I.e New Zealand or Canada.
In my spare time I am a very keen photographer I enjoy taking picture various subjects including landscapes and wildlife. I have been told by some people that I am a very good photographer. I am thinking this year that may enter some photos that I have taken in to this year countryfile photography competition.
I am also a keen bird watcher(twitcher)
Also in my spare time I love to be out in the garden growing veg and flowers. I also regularly enter fruit, veg and flowers into the local village. My sweet peas have won first prize for last 10 years
Other things in my spare time I do are model making. I regularly go to the cinema at leat twice a month
I am very big cricket fan. I watch any match on TV doesn't matter who playing if it's England or India or the West Indies playing I will watch the game. I also enjoy watching rugby in which I support England. The team that would like to watch the most would be all black.
I am also massive pro-wrestling fan. Before you say I do know it is fake but then again it is impressive in what they can do. I have been watching wrestling since the start of the attitude era.
I do occasionally watch some football (soccer for my American friends) I have been a Manchester United fan for the last 25years. But I also do follow my local team Swindon town when they play.
I am also enjoy watching equestrian sports such as eventing and showjumping. I regularly go to the badminton horse trials each year and also occasionally go to the horse of the year show.

I am currently a straight single guy who has never been married.
In real life I am still a virgin. This is hard to believe being that I am 34 but as I find it hard to chat to opposite sex as I am shy and in the past I have had confidence knocked back when trying to ask something out.
When in the chat when talking about sex i normally say thing about what I would like to do sexually if I was to have sex.
The most that I have done with girl is got to first base and kissed a girl


For the MEN on here you can chat with me on here but don't as me to cyber or go private with AS I AM NOt INTERESTED IN MEN. But you are more than welcome chat if me. IF you want to add me as a friend send me a message first to ask me to be your friend. It will be upto me accept your request and send you an invite to be my friend.

For the Ladies of lush I am very respectful of your sexuality being if your straight, bisexual or lesbian. I don't mind chatting with you just get to know you for who you are and not trying to get in to your knickers like most of the guys on try to.
I always read everyone's profiles on lush before I chat with them to see what they like to chat about.

You are more than welcome to follow me on twitter if you want.
When posting to my wall please refrain from posting hardcore images to my wall as they will be deleted.

Pictures that are ok are wildlife, farming related, sexy pictures of women. If you do post sex pic view the album of the erotic sex images to see what is allowed.
Also images of female wrestlers are very welcome.
If anyone posts images of MARGOT ROBBIE will be in my good books as I have certain soft spot in my heart for her.
I have started an album for my blog posts you can find them in the page3 girls album
As I have got a very vivid imagination. And also I daydream a lot. So if when I am writing a poem or story. I am usely writing down a scene that is being played in my mind at the time. So majority of my poems or stories can feel as if they real to the reader.
Also when deciding on a title for my poems I take a song title

Relationship Status:
Malmesbury , Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Local Time:
17 Aug 2018 00:18
Pro wrestling
Equestrian sports
Manchester United
Bath Rugby
Somerset ccc

South Africa
New Zealand
Favorite Books:
Famous five, wind in the willow
Favorite Authors:
Enid blyton, Rahl Dahl
Favorite Movies:
Jurassic park 1,2,3. Jurassic world. American pie1,2,3. Fast and the furious 1,2,3,4,5,6,7. Pirate of the Caribbean. Mad max fury road. I am a big fan of comedy films. My favourite actors are Arnold Schwarzenegger, Adam sandler, dwayne Johnson
Favourite TV Shows:
Hawaii 5O
Ncis Los Angeles
The flash
WWE smackdownLive
Super girl
Legends of tomorrow
Myth busters
Ice Road Truckers
Gold rush
Fast n load
Diesel brothers
Wheeler Deelers

Last of the summer wine
Only fools and horses
Goodnight Sweetheart
Blind date
Dads army
Open all hours
Favorite Music:
Micheal Jackson
Ed Sheehan
Sam Smith
Robbie Williams
Rag N bone man
Aloe black
Tiao Cruz
Meat Loaf

Jess Glynn
Taylor Swift
Britney Spears
Belinda Carlisle
Kylie Minogue
Miley Cyrus
Lady Gaga
Katy Perry
Christina Aguilera
Alanis Morissette
Cheryl Cole

Girls Aloud
The Saturdays
Take That
Backstreet boys
Boy zone
The Fugees
Atomic Kitten

Kaiser Chiefs
Scouting for Girls
Simply Red
The verve
Scissor sisters


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26 Nov 2015
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16 Aug 2018 (25 minutes ago)
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Think we will have to marry and make love on our wedding night

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Slow dancing with spanking afterwards

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Stories Published By farmerroger All Stories »

Words from the Heart

The first time that I fall in love, It will be like my heart is on fire For me to be with you Will be my one true desire! And when the day you love me, I’ll give you everything you ever want or need. To be with you, there will be a lifetime of promises; And a world full of hopes and dreams! For only my heart will know what it means. And the promise that I give to you, For nothing to ever...

Added 13 Aug 2018 | Category Love Poems | Votes 17 | Avg Score 5 | Views 200 | 14 Comments

Love at the Masquerade

It had been little over a week since the fateful day when Bella had broken up with James, her long-term boyfriend. She'd heard rumours that he’d been cheating on her with a waitress at his catering firm. When confronted, James would neither confirm nor deny the gossip — and so Bella ended the relationship on the spot. In that following week, a distraught Bella thought hard about the next...

Added 06 Aug 2018 | Category Love Stories | Votes 17 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,021 | 14 Comments

His Girl on the Train

There’s that guy once again, Staring at me at lustfully  From his seat on the train.  I wonder what is on his mind, Is he fantasizing about me? Imagining how he would fuck me? He is a handsome fellow, With a chiselled jawline  And designer stubble. I can picture him in the gym As I imagine him naked Envisioning his perfect six pack. I wonder what must be hidden by his pants. What it would...

Added 31 Jul 2018 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 11 | Avg Score 4.73 | Views 497 | 9 Comments

Make her Feel my Love!

Throughout my adulthood, I have wondered what it would be like To have a relationship, To make so many lasting memories  That we could have shared, And pass on our experiences. But the only problem, Is my low confidence and self-esteem  That every time gets in the way, Maybe I could lose some weight But would this still be enough, To build my confidence. Maybe looking back, I could have...

Added 26 Jul 2018 | Category Love Poems | Votes 33 | Avg Score 5 | Views 335 | 28 Comments

The Girl on the Train

There is that girl once again, The beautiful blonde.  She is the one I fantasise about every night As I grip my cock tight in my hand Stroking my hard shaft, Imagining how it would feel to fuck her. She has the perfect body. I strip her naked in my mind Looking her up and down, I fixate on her ample breasts My mind wondering what it would be like, To pull them into my mouth as I sucked. ...

Added 23 Jul 2018 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 613 | 18 Comments


Forever always, Deep in my heart You will forever dwell, Wherever I may go You will forever remain, In my thoughts where you will stay And throughout all these years, That I have lived though And all of my dreams, That I have dreamed of you My love that I have for you, Will last forever and ever Like it will remain, Forever more evergreen. Forever always, In my eyes that I can see There...

Added 22 Jul 2018 | Category Love Poems | Votes 17 | Avg Score 5 | Views 183 | 13 Comments

The Day After I Fucked The Wrong Twin; the morning after

We must have had a good nights sleep, after the night that had just gone down. I was glad that I had lived one of my wildest fantasy and fucked a set of twins. I woke the next morning to a delightful surprise, I was the meat in a twin sandwich. Whilst I laid there wide awake, between the two most beautiful women that I had ever met, one of them one was my girlfriend, the other was her...

Added 13 Jul 2018 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 31 | Avg Score 4.66 | Views 7,017 | 21 Comments

Her Perfume

Her perfume captured, My nose unawares With a sweet intoxicating, Smell just like lavender. That knocked against my chest, That touched my heart As it pulled me with my heartstrings, With a strong tungsten rope. As it propelled, Me on a soft breeze As it strikes the sails on my boat, Guiding me to the window of my soul. From where I stared, Unashamed from the harbour  Across the sea, As...

Added 11 Jul 2018 | Category Love Poems | Votes 17 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 291 | 14 Comments

Love shine a light

Let love shine a million times, Brighter than the rays of light That beat down upon us From the midday sun. From the four corners, Of my beating heart That I wear on my sleeve  As time stands still.   Light up a firework, As the magic that’s within  Explodes to bring forth A brand-new day. To carry forth my love, As it flows downstream Towards the might river Before entering the ocean of...

Added 05 Jul 2018 | Category Love Poems | Votes 13 | Avg Score 5 | Views 277 | 10 Comments

The day I Fucked the Wrong Twin (part 2); What Happened next

I had just finished and rolled off, the girl who I had thought was my girlfriend. I was laying next to her, my left hand placed on her right breast, as I looked her in the eyes. I was in love with this beautiful woman that was, lying next to me. "I love you," I whispered in her ear as my right hand ran through her silky soft blond hair. I gently kissed her on the cheek. I heard a muffled...

Added 04 Jul 2018 | Category Incest | Votes 32 | Avg Score 4.9 | Views 14,497 | 24 Comments

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Have a good weekend Roger 😘
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I love that adorable puppy. So very sweet! M
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, have a great week end rodger , huggs
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