About FeatherWatt


Hello! I write smut. Or rather, I write happy, sex-positive stories that aren't afraid of the occasional bit of blatant humanity. When was the last time you saw a character in a novel stop mid-sentence to sneeze? Or walk into a room, immediately forget what the hell she went in there for, and wander around for a minute trying to remember what she was doing? These little malfunctions are a part of being alive, and I think we need to see more of them in our fiction. I hope that you enjoy my stories about malfunctioning humans who fall in love and do really weird things to each other.

About me:
I am kept warm and dry by a beautiful redhead, who keeps me in a little hutch at the bottom of her garden. I write my stories in the dirt with a stick, and then I sit on them until they hatch into ebooks. I give those ebooks to Amazon, and then people send me shiny pennies by abstracting them into ones and zeroes and pushing them to me through a big hose. I don't properly understand how it works, but it lets me buy more carrots, so that's okay.

Sometimes I give my stories away for free, because free is good. People like free things. Also I like the idea of making people come from thousands of miles away, just by typing rude words at them. It's like telepathy. Sexy telepathy.

Amazon told me to write a proper biography like the guy who wrote "Angela's Ashes," but he uses his real name and has won awards, and he probably writes using a computer or something, not a stick. I haven't won any awards.

If you want to read more of my stuff, me and some friends made a website at steelcityerotica.com.

Phoenix Baker
Local Time:
20 Jun 2018 05:48
Geekery, electronics, kink
Favorite Books:
The Callahan series by Spider Robinson, the Discworld series by Terry Pratchett, a lot of Asimov's stuff
Favorite Authors:
Spider Robinson, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Murray Leinster, Donald Westlake
Favorite Movies:
Terminator 2, eXistenZ, Dhoom 2, Om Shanti Om
Favorite Music:
Uh... this is embarrassing but I love Bollywood music. Also Feeder. Feeder are ace.


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Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
01 Jan 2014 00:20
Love your profile, by the way. And love your off-the-hutch-wall way of looking at the world. You are undoubtedly mad, but not at all dangerous; well, not in a dangerous way
03 Jun 2013 23:19
Thank you for being a friend x
03 Jun 2013 23:12
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