Forum posts made by fish1212

Topic If you were forced to wear a warning label, what would yours say?
Posted 05 Apr 2014 02:45

Contents not fit for Human Consumption (OR companionship)

Topic Pizza
Posted 09 Aug 2013 02:44

Can't believe nobody said it.

Pizza ass

Topic Is pubic hair making a comeback?
Posted 09 Aug 2013 02:42

Yah , nah

Topic Your biggest flaw?
Posted 09 Aug 2013 02:40

It's not my fault that I grew up and can't take responsibility.

Topic What advice would you give planet Earth?
Posted 16 Jul 2013 04:26

Too late, too late she cried as she waved her wooden leg in the air

Topic Making fun of the guys and girls in pornos, who here does it?
Posted 26 May 2013 03:00

The things we do for love.

Topic Is it really possible to grow your penis??
Posted 26 May 2013 02:28

I'm aware of 2 methods.

1.) Tie a stone on one end of a piece of string and the other end attach to the penis, wear for 5 years or until penis reaches desired length.

2.) Shave your piubic hairs thus giving the impression of a 1' + longer cock.

guess which is more popular

Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 18 May 2013 03:12

Guaranteed to satisfy every males appitite

Honey, Peas, Turnover and Lettuce.

Topic New Zealand national Shakeout Day Weds 9:26 26 Sept. 2012
Posted 25 Sep 2012 01:51

I can forever hope this is what they mean by Drop-Cover-Hold

For those that interested in the link COVER HOLD.gif

Topic How to sort out my wierd sex drive and make him last longer?
Posted 24 Jun 2012 21:03

"except for when my other half goes out."

What time and how long is he out

Topic Does anyone actually crave cum?
Posted 23 Jan 2012 11:03

I believe some people do.

Topic Help please with suitable synonyms for 'muffled'
Posted 23 Jan 2012 09:43

Two I didn't see

"mumbled" and "murmur"

Topic Wanna see a gorgeous redhead with balls
Posted 21 Dec 2011 08:28

Click Here

Topic Last Post Wins!
Posted 11 Dec 2011 17:48

Do I even have to write on my post to win...
Can't I just hit post?

You should know that you have to lick it to post it to win.

Topic The funniest Troll explanation I've come across
Posted 05 Dec 2011 17:53

Do they still charge to go across the bridge?

Topic How many motor vehicles have you owned?
Posted 03 Dec 2011 12:33

Over 100 of 2 types, makes it easier to remember where the gas pedal is. (800x579) (640x463) (2).jpg (800x596).jpg

Topic Guys, In your opniion, What is the difference between A Slut & A Whore??
Posted 03 Dec 2011 05:29

about three dollars

They are spelled differently too.

Topic I have an idea...
Posted 24 Nov 2011 17:00

Some ideas are not necessarily a good idea.

"My idea is always to reach my generation. The wise writer writes for the youth of his own generation, the critics of the next, and the schoolmasters of ever afterward."
F. Scott Fitzgerald

Topic Do you believe in Magic?
Posted 21 Nov 2011 19:19

Pull her off the bench

Topic Try the Tug Toner
Posted 08 Nov 2011 18:36

When I order mine, should I ship the free one to you?

I think you should keep the two, then you will be able to pull yourself together!

Topic Interesting document on editing from DWB Publishing...
Posted 08 Nov 2011 18:16

Writing hurts too much.

Some great tips.

Topic Try the Tug Toner
Posted 07 Nov 2011 11:25

Get It Now

Topic SYDNEY -a true international city
Posted 07 Nov 2011 08:13

I hadn't been there in some time and didn't realize how much the skyline has changed.

Topic Where do you go for casual sex?
Posted 07 Nov 2011 03:55

I'm curious about where you all meet people for casual, intimate encounters.

Bedrooms and the back seat of cars seem to be the most popular.

Topic Just asking to see what women think about and how often they do it!
Posted 06 Nov 2011 08:38

I think this is another excellent example why you should have 20 posts before you do it!

Topic What Defines Love?
Posted 05 Nov 2011 06:11

I L ove to get her clothes off, does that count?

Posted 03 Nov 2011 11:41

Apple does it again __

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed
a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity
music in women's breast implants.

The iTit
will cost between $499.00 and $699.00
depending on speaker size.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because
women have always complained about men staring
at their tits and not listening to them. apple .jpg

Topic Love Poem
Posted 02 Nov 2011 11:24

I will seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,

The Flu -Now get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!

Topic Beating the Smoking Addiction?
Posted 31 Oct 2011 17:58

I was a 50 year smoker at 2 packs a day, now a 3 year ex-smoker.

If you want to understand your addiction and conquer it, read the book. Nothing like you think it will be, no doctor horror stories, tells you to keep smoking while reading.


Also has internet course, seminars etc.

Topic I dunno wat to do
Posted 31 Oct 2011 12:25

Just in case your not and this is what you are trying to say-

"My boyfriend and I have been going together for almost 2 years but lately there are problems and it is not going well. He is being rude with stupid excuses and it is becoming impossible to talk to him.

Two weeks ago, we had a big fight and I left but after 2 days we got back together. But he is still rude and blaming me for “not loving him really”, trying to make me feel guilty. I’ve always been crazy for him but after he spoke to me that way, his words changed the way I feel about him. He is acting immature and has become physical and actually injured his hand but even that did not make me feel any sympathy for him.

I don’t think I can love him anymore and don’t even want to talk to him. I just want to move on but he doesn’t know that I am thinking about leaving for good.

It’s hard to accept that my feelings for him have ended and I feel so empty. I don’t know that is happing to me."

My advise is to run hard, fast and don't look back.