09 Aug 2013 02:44
Can't believe nobody said it.
Topic Your biggest flaw?
09 Aug 2013 02:40
It's not my fault that I grew up and can't take responsibility.
Topic Is it really possible to grow your penis??
26 May 2013 02:28
I'm aware of 2 methods.
1.) Tie a stone on one end of a piece of string and the other end attach to the penis, wear for 5 years or until penis reaches desired length.
2.) Shave your piubic hairs thus giving the impression of a 1' + longer cock.
guess which is more popular
Topic What's for dinner tonight?
18 May 2013 03:12
Guaranteed to satisfy every males appitite
Honey, Peas, Turnover and Lettuce.
Topic Last Post Wins!
11 Dec 2011 17:48
Do I even have to write on my post to win...
Can't I just hit post?
You should know that you have to lick it to post it to win.
Topic How many motor vehicles have you owned?
03 Dec 2011 12:33
Over 100 of 2 types, makes it easier to remember where the gas pedal is.
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Topic I have an idea...
24 Nov 2011 17:00
Some ideas are not necessarily a good idea.
"My idea is always to reach my generation. The wise writer writes for the youth of his own generation, the critics of the next, and the schoolmasters of ever afterward."
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Topic Try the Tug Toner
08 Nov 2011 18:36
When I order mine, should I ship the free one to you?
I think you should keep the two, then you will be able to pull yourself together!
Topic SYDNEY -a true international city
07 Nov 2011 08:13
I hadn't been there in some time and didn't realize how much the skyline has changed.
Topic Where do you go for casual sex?
07 Nov 2011 03:55
I'm curious about where you all meet people for casual, intimate encounters.
Bedrooms and the back seat of cars seem to be the most popular.
Topic What Defines Love?
05 Nov 2011 06:11
I L ove to get her clothes off, does that count?
Topic APPLE DOES IT AGAIN
03 Nov 2011 11:41
Apple does it again __
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed
a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity
music in women's breast implants.
will cost between $499.00 and $699.00
depending on speaker size.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because
women have always complained about men staring
at their tits and not listening to them.
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Topic Love Poem
02 Nov 2011 11:24
I will seek and find you.
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu -Now get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!
Topic Beating the Smoking Addiction?
31 Oct 2011 17:58
I was a 50 year smoker at 2 packs a day, now a 3 year ex-smoker.
If you want to understand your addiction and conquer it, read the book. Nothing like you think it will be, no doctor horror stories, tells you to keep smoking while reading.
THE EASY WAY TO STOP SMOKING by Allen Carr
Also has internet course, seminars etc.
Topic I dunno wat to do
31 Oct 2011 12:25
Just in case your not and this is what you are trying to say-
"My boyfriend and I have been going together for almost 2 years but lately there are problems and it is not going well. He is being rude with stupid excuses and it is becoming impossible to talk to him.
Two weeks ago, we had a big fight and I left but after 2 days we got back together. But he is still rude and blaming me for “not loving him really”, trying to make me feel guilty. I’ve always been crazy for him but after he spoke to me that way, his words changed the way I feel about him. He is acting immature and has become physical and actually injured his hand but even that did not make me feel any sympathy for him.
I don’t think I can love him anymore and don’t even want to talk to him. I just want to move on but he doesn’t know that I am thinking about leaving for good.
It’s hard to accept that my feelings for him have ended and I feel so empty. I don’t know that is happing to me."
My advise is to run hard, fast and don't look back.