Forum posts made by flytoomuch

Topic Who is YOUR favorite author on Lush?
Posted 01 Sep 2015 09:28

Emilia, the air is pretty thin up here? Are you sure I'm meant to be scaling these heights? Haha well darling if there was any Lush dance card I would want to be on......well it's yours!! Thanks for the compliment. To see my name in the same list as Tashtego et al, is enough to make me blush. Thanks.


And so many more. But any of the above are a real treat.

Topic Announcing our "Historical Erotica" Story Competition
Posted 10 Aug 2015 22:24

I'm pretty sure you can write about historical figures in the historical category. Rachel and Steph are just being like cranky old men who tell you to turn your garshdanged music down!

Shit is that how you spell "garshdanged"? I always wondered. J.D. Salinger would be fucking proud. I'm sure Holden would have used that word if JD knew how to fucking spell it.

Topic Announcing our "Historical Erotica" Story Competition
Posted 10 Aug 2015 22:23

Will Pinochet be part of this?

I'm guessing Pinochet will be collared and leashed and Maggie will spear him from behind with a strap-on? Oh shit....did I give away your storyline?Embarassed

Topic Happy Birthday Sexygeek!!! ♥
Posted 26 Jul 2015 00:34

party002 Bday1 L35 cheerleader a1089 occasion1 occasion4 occasion7 occasion9 love3 happy1 hello1 occasion7 occasion6 occasion5 occasion7 occasion1 occasion4

Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Belated BEST WISHES.......I was in China so Lush in those regions haha.

Big Hugs All the best to one of the most AMAZING ASIAN women EVER!!!!!!!!!!

Ciao, John

Topic Today's Thought or Message
Posted 17 Jul 2015 07:50

64 Years Ago today this book was first published. A few people liked it. Me included.

Topic Onto vs. on to
Posted 11 Jul 2015 07:02

Rule 1: In general, use onto as one word to mean “on top of,” “to a position on,” “upon.”

He climbed onto the roof.
Let’s step onto the dance floor.

Rule 2: Use onto when you mean “fully aware of,” “informed about.”

I’m onto your scheme.
We canceled Julia’s surprise party when we realized she was onto our plan.

Rule 3: Use on to, two words, when on is part of the verb.

We canceled Julia’s surprise party when we realized she caught on to our plan. (caught on is a verb phrase)
I’m going to log on to the computer. (log on is a verb phrase)

Posted 15 Jun 2015 03:48

Hey c'mon it's like real life. Shit happens. People die. Things fall apart. Things go awry. I love it. He says he's dead and he's not back next season? From the horses mouth.

Topic The Quality of Stories and Poems
Posted 26 May 2015 23:51

Well yes public taste is indeed a fickle thing. As for artistic judgment? Well who is qualified to ride that beast with any level of authority? I adore David Hockney....others write scathing reviews? Damien Hirst is built up into a cult by some influential monied collectors (who shall remain unnamed) and yet I find his work hollow and devoid of value although it sells for millions.

I find most of the "McSex stories" on Lush entirely uninteresting. Yet many of these stories with caricatures for characters get a ton of views and comments that sound like raving endorsements. What can I say? Art is not science.

I cannot tell you scientifically WHY Van Gogh is a genius. I just know that when I go to the National Gallery and stand in front of "Wheat Fields" it is just like an out-of-body experience. Can't articulate it. Can't explain it. Art sometimes acts like a form of "magic" capturing a moment, a time, the essence of something.

As a final point not all members on Lush are "scoring" for altruistic "artistic" reasons. My last comp entry garnered a "2" from some person? Really? Haha I claim no special insight into writing skill, but I do have enough discernment to know that on Lush this story is not a "2". Anyways interesting post. But like others have said, some of my favourite stories are not "popular" so I wouldn't want to see them gone.

Topic Tomorrowland
Posted 25 May 2015 22:30

The girl who played Athena (Raffey Cassidy) was a great actress. Difficult role for her. Like Hopkin's role in "Meet Joe Black" it required a subtle approach and I thought she was great. The movie itself was transparent crap. I have no idea how this shit gets a green light? All that money spent for absolutely zip. Anyways Clooney makes bad choices. Descendants was good, but Gravity was crap and this one is crap. So boring I wanted to leave, but I was with a group and had to stay.

Topic Your Politics: Summed Up
Posted 20 May 2015 10:26

I tend to support humans. Someone told me women are fuck I'm a feminist. I also know children are I'm a child advocate. Oh shit someone just slipped me a note. Gay people are (drum roll please) wow....human? Fuck really? I guess I'm for gay rights then. Wow who knew. Oh....crap....I'm getting a signal from my people are what? No way. Really? Human? Shit okay so I'm for racial equality. Asian women are hot. So YUP I'm totally in support of Asian people.....especially the hot female kind. What....just wait.....crap another note.....what OLD PEOPLE are human? (John turns to confirm if this is actually true? Can it be true? Old people?) Okay I guess John is against discrimination against old people and thinks there should be health care and pensions.

Damn now do I come across as fucking George Clooney or what?

Topic Should kids in the untied states have to say the pledge of alligence in school
Posted 20 May 2015 10:20

Where are the untied states btw? d'oh!

Haha it would take a MODERATOR to make that catchEmbarassed . Nice catchLapplause Lapplause . I didn't pick that up. No wonder you're a fucking Mod.

Topic Should kids in the untied states have to say the pledge of alligence in school
Posted 19 May 2015 21:51

They should not be required to say the pledge, and they are not, legally. They may opt out. I suggest they do. But it is free speech. Mouth the words if you wish. Just do not reprimand those who would rather not make a pagan pledge to an inanimate object.

"Pagan pledge to an inanimate object" a whoosh 3-pointer from mid-court. No net. Damn one of those phrases I wish I had saidEmbarassed . John....a jealous author....admires Green Man's amazing phraseology!!!!!!!!

As the USA supports Saudi Arabia (a brutal tribal kingdom) in Yemen (tribal war) and the wacko Zionists (tribal war) and destroys Iraq and Afghanistan (more tribal conflict)......a pagan rallying cry is a useful tool to gather the masses. Now repeat after me kiddies.....

Also NICE reference to the actual constitution and law. Well done Green Man.

Topic Should kids in the untied states have to say the pledge of alligence in school
Posted 19 May 2015 20:37

Actually every American student should be required to watch all the Bill HICKS monologues. Mouthing the pledge of allegiance like a rote memory "blah blah blah" does not help any citizen understand their government, nor their responsibilities as a human. This is the kind of shit the Wahhabi's do in their "schools". "Repeat after me...." Fuck that noise. Nope. Not doing it.

The flag waving bullshit and hypocrisy of America is legend. Movies have convinced them that they "won" WWII? Really? Ask a Russian about that? Ask a Canadian? Ask someone who served in Spain. Nope...America was a Johnny come lately. Read some real history. Don't watch Hollywood movies. I went to an American high school. I also had the children of some very prominent American politicians of the time who attended with me. I have met some very high placed politicians. As far as I can tell they are all SHIT! To even call them pigs would be an insult to pigs. And the military leaders I met (like Don...."the war will be fast and cheap"? Rumsfeld) well he was just STUPID.

Anyways I have no respect for "going through the motions" and flag waving by idiots. Americans need to reflect on the billions and billions of dollars they spend on weapons while tens of millions in their own nation have no health coverage and public education is hollowed out. Pledge allegiance to your fellow Americans I say. Pledge allegiance to health care and education for children. The Republican party of today is fucked-up. Stop reading Ann Rand. She's for fucked up juveniles, not serious adults who live in the real world. Okay said my piece haha.

Topic "Cyclone cuts off electricity to Lush's coding genius"
Posted 22 Apr 2015 05:22

Yes stay SAFE Gav.........or be a real Aussie and grab a board......."Surf's UP!!"

Good luck getting the juice back on.

Topic Word for the day
Posted 19 Apr 2015 03:03

Borborygmus.....gurgling/rumbling in the intestines.

Topic Brittany McHenry.....would ya?
Posted 17 Apr 2015 20:17

Look I can "change her".......really I can. Okay the sex will be incredible and hot.....but at other times I can change her, mould her into a new "good person" kinda girl.....truly.....don't judge......under my tutelage.....well it will be an amazing transformation.....she'll be giving car hop boys HUGE TIPS....and complimenting the cleaning ladies in our hotel rooms as they clean up the mess from our sexual carnage the night before.....yup she'll give those cleaning ladies beauty tips and I'll give them stock tips......we'll CHANGE THE WORLD TOGETHER.......we'll lift car hop boys from poverty so they can start their own social media company or green energy company and list it on NASDAQ........

What this isn't an application for an IVY league school? I thought everyone was supposed to change the world. Okay I'm just starting my "change journey" with this amazingly HOT chick can go to Laos and build an orphanage if you want. I need to just make her a nicer person.

Topic U.S. Politics - Religious Freedom Bill
Posted 07 Apr 2015 19:09

Sprite you are so uninformed. Hey don't you watch movies? How can you besmirch Wyoming's name like that huh? C'mob didn't you see "Brokeback Mountain"? Really? Did they fire Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal in Wyoming girl? NO WAY! They became cowboys!!

yep, sure can, but I would bet you money that a disproportionate percentage of them are homos. and don't even bother arguing with me, 'cause you KNOW i'm right.

HERE is a list of right to work states.

The following states (25) are right-to-work states - read thru the list and wonder if a few of them probably aren't very gay friendly.

Alabama - defied supreme court ruling on legalization of same sex marriage.
Arkansas - just signed right to discriminate bill similiar to the one in Indiana.
Georgia - Georgia is poised to pass the nation’s harshest “religious freedom” law, allowing discrimination, judicial obstruction, and even domestic violence.
Idaho - dude, it's Idaho.
Indiana - don't even need to explain this one.
Kansas - the state's Republican governor recently issued an executive order to remove discrimination protections for gay, lesbian and transgender state employees. State employees in Kansas can now legally be fired, harassed or denied a job for being gay or transgender
Louisiana - no gay marriage, no gay adoption allowed.
Nebraska - no gay marriage.
North Carolina
North Dakota
South Carolina
South Dakota
Utah - Mormon church helped fund prop 8 in California.
Virginia - currently attempting to legalize discrimination against gays, including barring them from hospitals.
Wisconsin - good record on gay rights
Wyoming - rejected gay marriage amendment, state where Matthew Shepard murdered.

Look up the ones i left out, they're pretty simliar in stance to the ones i put notes by. discrimination against straight white men? Yeah, don't make me laugh.

Topic U.S. Politics - Religious Freedom Bill
Posted 07 Apr 2015 07:12

Us Canadians we just laugh and chuckle at the Americans. They insist on the right to own copious amounts of weapons to kill each other, many insisted seatbelts were the work of the devil, or at least the communists, and now.....god fearing Americans need legal protection from.....drum roll please....GAY PEOPLE. Well it must be in the Constitution somewhere?

Hey I'm pretty sure if God wanted to smote down gays he could just use a bolt of lightning or something? A massive flood of San Fransisco? I actually think God is quite okay with gay people. Just my hunch since not much "smote-like" events happening. Bake the damn cake and get on with life.

Topic what's on your t-shirt?
Posted 31 Mar 2015 08:52

Che Guevara

Topic This or That
Posted 31 Mar 2015 08:27

WTF? Moron 5? Seriously? OMG! Rolling Stones girl!!


Dog or Cat?

Topic Giving up coffee for a month
Posted 30 Mar 2015 07:49

Yes I did during law school. I was drinking too much fresh drip coffee (12oz of Mocha Java mixed with 4oz of French Dark Roast was my blend of choice haha)....I was having a big pot in the morning. By mid-day I was getting massive caffeine withdrawal headaches. Actually the doctor (an old wise dude advised me about the coffee as the cause).

Well fresh coffee has the most caffeine and instant has much less. A cup of instant has like 60-80mg typically whereas fresh coffee is like 150-200mg per cup.

Anyways I felt MUCH better being off coffee. More energy, etc. But I love coffee and fell back into the habit. To reduce my caffeine intake I drink instant as a latte style and only drink fresh Illy Coffee when I'm really in the mood.

Hey good luck.

Topic Write Any Word That Begins With "P"and Ends in "Y"
Posted 26 Mar 2015 09:19


Topic Write Any Word That Begins With "P"and Ends in "Y"
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Topic Write Any Word That Begins With "P"and Ends in "Y"
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Topic your mood or music videos you wish to share
Posted 25 Mar 2015 03:19

"Willy and the Poor Boys" 1969. I'm sorta stuck in 1969/70 given the series I'm writing. Damn the tunes were AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Topic your mood or music videos you wish to share
Posted 25 Mar 2015 02:56

Going all retro today. Damn Lulu had a sweet voice.

Topic your mood or music videos you wish to share
Posted 24 Mar 2015 21:18

My last post of songs to be featured in my new series. Linda Ronstadt on the Glen Campbell "Goodtime Hour" in 1970. Off her album "Silk Purse". What a voice. Saw her in San Francisco.

Topic your mood or music videos you wish to share
Posted 24 Mar 2015 21:08

A group called "SMITH" from LA in 1969. A great Burt Bacharach cover. Also featured in my upcoming series. Oh for those interested the lead singer on this one is Gayle McCormick.

Topic your mood or music videos you wish to share
Posted 24 Mar 2015 21:04

MELANIE from my up-coming two or three part series.

Topic Announcing our "This is Hardcore" Story Competition, $200 First Prize!
Posted 24 Mar 2015 21:01

I'm scared of entering now. Mine will seem vanilla.

Quite right're very busy anyways. No need to enter. Perhaps write something light and fluffy?