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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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Lights On

Big Beautiful Bertha filled with

Trung Nguyen Coffee

Tea Kettle singin

Tummies growling?

Assorted doughnuts and cuppycakes

placed on side bar

Thirsty?

Thirsty Day @ Rumps all drinks today BOGO

THANKS Bear!!!

Jane turned on jukebox for our morning set.

As I sort thru our library of tunes

I'll play a holiday special for y'all to enjoy this morning

Piano Guys Disney's Fronzen

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Dream Police

Cheap Trick

🎶They don't get paid or take vacations or let me alone…

The Dream Police they live inside of my head 🎶

Good morning all y’all. Just refilling my water bottle before I head to the gym. 💪🏼

Happy Thirsty Thursday. 🍻

Private Show - A man and his wife ditch a public performance in favor of a private one in this microfiction piece.

Perfectly Imperfect - where love and sex collide and a man knows his wife better than she knows herself.

The Naughty Babysitter - Part Three - Katie gives up control of her body.

Boardrooms & Boudoirs Part Fourteen - Chapters 53-56 - Grace deals with feeling out of sorts.

Second set

Tear This Up

The Cramps

Sebastiane

Sex Gang Children

Incubus

Xmal Deutschland

Of course restocked Coke Zerp bottles not cans or fountain for our Kat

Mimosas and Tropical Orgasm on on the bar to enjoy

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Thank you for the setup today, Lion. Lady Jay and I slept in a bit.

Should be an interesting day. I'm working on a couple of pieces – but non-fiction this time, and pretty sobering stuff.

If you're in the stock market, my personal recommendation would be to – get out.

Or at least move to a very conservative, defensive posture.

If you want to know more, PM me. It's what I used to do for a living.

Take care out there, 'K?

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An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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If you're in the stock market, my personal recommendation would be to – get out.

Or at least move to a very conservative, defensive posture.

If you want to know more, PM me. It's what I used to do for a living.

Take care out there, 'K?

We have a guy who does a tremendous job managing our money. I always tell him he's the reason I could afford to retire early and move to Florida full-time. He always tells me I'm the reason he can afford a lovely house and private school for his kid. LOL. I've known him since my youngest used to dance with his little sister. He's never steered me wrong. He sent me a message yesterday that he was making some moves with my funds. Nice to know he's on top of things.

I've got a to-do list a mile long today, but writing is on the list, so hopefully I get to that eventually.

It's 12 where Kevin is. I'm feeling grateful that I didn't tag along this time. And the projects that I am overseeing here are coming along, so I'm glad I stuck around to help things go smoothly.

I'm ready for some tea...what do you have that will settle my stomach, bearkeep?

Private Show - A man and his wife ditch a public performance in favor of a private one in this microfiction piece.

Perfectly Imperfect - where love and sex collide and a man knows his wife better than she knows herself.

The Naughty Babysitter - Part Three - Katie gives up control of her body.

Boardrooms & Boudoirs Part Fourteen - Chapters 53-56 - Grace deals with feeling out of sorts.

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If you're in the stock market, my personal recommendation would be to – get out.

Or at least move to a very conservative, defensive posture.

If you want to know more, PM me. It's what I used to do for a living.

I have been wondering about this too. The stock market has been booming this year, and I, too, feel it might go a little wobbly soon... My pension is invested on it. I probably will email my financial advisor and see what he says. I'm getting to that age where it is probably the right time to lock into something more defensive.

I have spent some time today working on a comp. story. Not sure yet about it, or if I will even enter. 🙄😈

Good night from this side of the Atlantic. 😊

Well, it's Get-Fried-Day again, also known as Frigga's-day, so let's get frigging!

Lights on, Lady Dryad has scoured the place out and fumigated Store Room #4, so we’re ready to go.

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Yorkshire and Darjeeling teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is now perkin' away.

Today we're using Grizzly Claw coffee blend from Kicking Horse coffee roasters.

I've put out donuts. Question: Does anyone ever eat any of them? I seem to have a lot of stale donuts leftover each evening.

Plus I've got some Alice B. Toklas Brownies for y'all.

So, what devilment does everyone have planned for the weekend, pray tell?

Or is it more tell and pray?

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An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Polar Vortex!!!

Bear!!! Wake up!!! You need to stock up on hot cocoa and mini marshmallows and do we have any parkas lying around to cover my naked pets in Storeroom 4?

Gonna be a cold 🥶 December in the bluegrass.

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Polar Vortex!!!

Bear!!! Wake up!!! You need to stock up on hot cocoa and mini marshmallows and do we have any parkas lying around to cover my naked pets in Storeroom 4?

Gonna be a cold 🥶 December in the bluegrass.

I know! It's refreshing, isn't it!

Relax, Kimmi. The cocoa stores are full to the tippy-top, as are the marshmallows.

And I've checked on the pets in Store Room #4. It IS heated, you know – and they seem to be, um, cuddling together.

For warmth, y'unnerstand.

Now, it's Market day, so if you'll forgive me I'll get things started.

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Red Rose and Lasang Salchow tasavailable on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is now perkin' away.

Today we're using Loon Call Breakfast Blend coffee beans from Muskoka Coffee Roasters for all you loonies!

I've put out donuts.

Plus I've got some buttercream cuppycakes and Coke Zero for Kat.

Bundle up if'n you find it cold. This is going to be here for a while!

And take care out there, 'K?

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An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Morning, Rumpies! wave

I made some treats in honor of our Bearkeep!

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Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️

Plus, I've got some buttercream cuppycakes and Coke Zero for Kat.

Bless you, Bear!

Happy to have my man home, despite Delta's Network glitch that delayed his flight by 4 hours. We even managed to get a couple of hours down at the beach in the late afternoon. Glad we did because today is quite foggy!

Enjoyed seeing a friend of ours last night at a piano bar. So much fun!

10 more days till we take the kids and grandkids on a Disney cruise. I can't wait!

Private Show - A man and his wife ditch a public performance in favor of a private one in this microfiction piece.

Perfectly Imperfect - where love and sex collide and a man knows his wife better than she knows herself.

The Naughty Babysitter - Part Three - Katie gives up control of her body.

Boardrooms & Boudoirs Part Fourteen - Chapters 53-56 - Grace deals with feeling out of sorts.

Good morning all. Thought I’d drop in for some donuts and coffee. I hope you all had a good week.

This time of year always seems distracting to me. And while this year I understand why that doesn’t explain why I seem unable to write or interact here during the silly season. Maybe it’s the weather change.

I do have a few ideas for a story but I’ve not commuted them to the page yet. I’m going to read a few here today in hopes of inspiration.

Today is expected to be a bit warmer than the last few. Maybe I’ll go for a short walk and get some air. But coffee first.

The Wild Girl anthology need not be read in any order but does take place in the following timeframe

Wild at Heart- 1968. The story of Dani’s Great Aunt Evie.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/wild-at-heart

Wild Oats. Part 1&2. -2021. Dani is 16 and sets her sights on her stepfather.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-1

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-2

Wild Child. 2025. Dani is now 20 years old.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-child

Looking at my Advent story and once again wondering how the hell I'm going to stick the landing in 1500 words. 527 already used and it's all setup. I kind of know where to go but getting some sex into it is going to prove challenging. I might have to shift some posts around, start it later in the story arc.

So, do those polar bear cupcakes have shredded coconut for the "fur" because if so, I'm scarfing at least, two. And a Red Rose to go with them, of course.

A strange little something for Halloween.

Strange Rites

I have been on and off Lush all day while trying to watch sport and wrap Christmas presents. The weather here has been a bit like me: not sure what to do! But now the clear nights' chill has taken over. 😨

My Advert competition story has been published, and I have one more story to submit this year. That will make it 48 stories in 2025, one more than last year. For 2026, I plan to write a little less; my priority is to write a story in the 4 genres that are needed to obtain an Ominon badge. These are Trans, Supernatural, Medical and Teen, although I have written over 100 Teen stories, and yet, I put them all in the Novel genre. 😳🤣

Bear, can I have a mug of Yorkshire Tea, please? Thank you. Out tomorrow, so I won't be online most of the day. 😊

Good morning all!

So, a busy day for Bear – I'm going to a most-of-the-day intensive Tai Chi training session, mayhaps to become an instructor.

Somebody isn't thinking clearly. Or they may decide that they don't want me as an instructor, not sure.

But I'll get caffeine started anyway.

Lights are on, Lady Dryad has kinda cleaned up and we’re ready to go.

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Red Rose and Gunpowder Green teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is now ready to serve.

Today we're using Balzac's Canadian Maple coffee blend.

And there is coffee cake to go with.

I've put out donuts.

Take care out there, 'K?

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An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Good afternoon, though it's getting rather dark and feels more like evening. Wife's new computer is set up (I'm typing on it right now), cleaning is done, exercise happened. I guess I'm basically done for the day. Coffee cake and a glass of Chardonnay.

A strange little something for Halloween.

Strange Rites

Hiya, Mr Ape wave

I’m ready for a break from computers starting Dec 23rd.

Another cold thing coming in tonight. Yay!

Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️

Bills won! Watching Rams now! Chiefs tonight! worship

Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️

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Rams are on here, too. Touchdown as I type. 😀

Rams should smoke Cardinals. They’re rolling now.

Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️

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Rams should smoke Cardinals. They’re rolling now.

Final score 44-17

And the Rams pulled their starters early in the 4th quarter

The Wild Girl anthology need not be read in any order but does take place in the following timeframe

Wild at Heart- 1968. The story of Dani’s Great Aunt Evie.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/wild-at-heart

Wild Oats. Part 1&2. -2021. Dani is 16 and sets her sights on her stepfather.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-1

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-2

Wild Child. 2025. Dani is now 20 years old.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-child

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Final score 44-17

And the Rams pulled their starters early in the 4th quarter

Good morning, Rumpee's I wondered what the final score was. I turned off and went to sleep before the start of the 4th quarter. Currently, I'm catching up with the comp. stories. We have up to 21 entries this morning, and I highly recommend reading Kimmi's submission.

A mug of Yorkshire Tea, please, Bear. Thank you. 😊

Morning, Rumpies wave

Well, sadly my Chiefs are cooked for the playoffs, but I love the Bills, Chargers, and Jags, too. smile

I woke up with a weight on my chest and a cat’s furry ass in my face. 😳 Guess it’s gonna be that kind of day!

A hot cocoa with plenty of minis, please!

Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️

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Good morning, Rumpee's I wondered what the final score was. I turned off and went to sleep before the start of the 4th quarter. Currently, I'm catching up with the comp. stories. We have up to 21 entries this morning, and I highly recommend reading Kimmi's submission.

A mug of Yorkshire Tea, please, Bear. Thank you. 😊

Thank you! But y’all read David’s!!! It’s way hotter than mine! smile

Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️