This or That

Car first, less streaks when washing it, grass dryer in afternoon.

Drink homemade beer or wine or both?

Homemade wine or moonshine.

City life or farm life?

Farm Life

Soft Serve Ice Cream or Hard Ice Cream?

I like it hard.

ben and Jerries phish food, or vanilla.

vanilla

Be honest with a total stranger or lie to a friend?

Honest with a stranger

Kiss me or Ignore me 😎

😘 Hey, you asked for it.😁

Paddle or whip?

Whip.

DC or Marvel?

Marvel always

New Pet - Betta Fish or Guinea Pig?

Guinea Pig

Swallow a goldfish or Eat a scorpion lollipop?

probably the scorpion thing, but I wouldn't do either because of the use of animals. abuse.i

you have a 12 hour flight ahead - knock it out in one long stretch, or break it into two sixes w a layover.

Depends on where I am going. There may not be an easy way to break it up. Probably do the full 12 hours but book Premium Economy or Business class.

Boxing match or MMA to watch?

MMA

Basketball or Netball

Basketball

For the guys: would you rather spend the night with a beautiful young virgin willing to try anything you suggest, or spend the night with that beautiful young virgins equally beautiful grandmother who has years of experience pleasing men?

I love mature women (like you Lori) - grandmother all the way (plus experience over naivety)

Sneeze every time you orgasm or orgasm every time you sneeze?

I’m going with, orgasm every time I sneeze! I say that with a pepper shaker in my hand!

Hookup at the beach or hotel pool?

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I’m going with, orgasm every time I sneeze! I say that with a pepper shaker in my hand!

I’ll bring a pepper shaker if you don’t have one 😉

Beach, though either is nice (since the guy above me didn't really address the question)?

Risky public hookup or find someplace more secluded?

Risky adds to the excitement.

A little drunk, or a little stoned

Drunk.

Eat a hearty dinner tonight or just have an apple.

Maybe not a hearty dinner but definitely more than an apple (had a big lunch).

Electric shaver or manual razor? (for shaving whatever you shave)

Electric. Tried razor before, love the feel while doing it, but hate the burn later.

Go sex wild in Pattaya, Thailand or go sex wild in Paris, France?

I'll take Thailand. Seems more exotic to me than Paris.

Have sex with an elf or sex with a dwarf?

Neither would excite me in the slightest.

Get a sexy tattoo on your chest or on your ass?