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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, December 15, 2012 5:34:09 PM

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Chef, it's not that you're getting older so much as you've always hung around cheap honky tonks and, I'm glad to say,still do.

Alan, some of that, well, a little of that, applies to you.

(slides several bottles of Beaver Breath Brandy fitted with industrial strenght straws towards Alan and Chef)

Here you go seekers after an escape from the news.

Don't know if all screen formats are the same, but on mine, the previous page has some music links by Sugar, including my fav contep Christmas song, 'All I Want For Christmas Is You'. There's also the Christmas Playboy centerfold shot of the booty-ful Karen McDougall. Transfer of both to this page will meet with approbation and another bottle of Beaver Breath Brandy.

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LadySharon
Posted: Saturday, December 15, 2012 6:24:35 PM

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Good evening Lush. It's a rainy day here in the Midwest and I'm longing for the sun to return. There's no snow on the ground, and it's reported to be the longest stretch of no snow. I have some quarters for the jukebox, and I need an apple martini.

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, December 15, 2012 7:08:08 PM

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Evening, Sharon. (slides something that may or may not be an Apple Martini over in the general direction of Her Ladyship)

And speaking of martini's, the dirty one stopped by earlier so you might want to keep those quarters in a very safe place.

And speaking of quarters, there's no truth to the rumor that Dirty Martini once called his girlfirend a two-bit whore and she hit him with a sack of quarters...at least I don't think there's any truth to that rumor.

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Poppet
Posted: Saturday, December 15, 2012 8:03:02 PM

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**Giggles.** I don't know why but DM's picture made me think of this and thought I'd share.. Such a sadface moment when this happens.


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LadySharon
Posted: Saturday, December 15, 2012 8:09:55 PM

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I gave Santa the quarters, Rump. this martini taste like windex. who's making the drinks?

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DirtyMartini
Posted: Saturday, December 15, 2012 8:19:17 PM

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Don't worry if the drinks taste like Windex Sharon...it probably means the glasses were cleaned this month, which may be a good thing...

Btw...in case you're wondering where Sharon got all that drink money...there's a rumor she took Santa out, got him wasted, had her way with the old guy, and then stole his money and sleigh...

But it's just a rumor...btw, this picture was taken recently in Chicago...



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CurlyGirly
Posted: Saturday, December 15, 2012 9:05:32 PM

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Poppet wrote:
**Giggles.** I don't know why but DM's picture made me think of this and thought I'd share.. Such a sadface moment when this happens.


I was sooooo careful for years about this. Shhh



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Poppet
Posted: Saturday, December 15, 2012 9:28:00 PM

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CurlyGirly wrote:


I was sooooo careful for years about this. Shhh


**Laughs** My step mum tried to pull one over on my brother years ago, he was like 8 and he figured it out. She was like shit! Then she did it years later when my niece was about 6. She is like, I can't win. Lucky enough she used the same excuse. "Seems me and Santa shop at the same gifting wrapping store." It worked for them.. Silly little kids.

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sugarbabe
Posted: Sunday, December 16, 2012 7:01:18 AM

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Morning all, I went and got a roll of nickels and then I got all dolled up to come in last night
they were missing! I think scooter took them and hid them from me.
I would post that naked angel for you Mr. Rumple but she'll be on the page before again.
She is on your profile page looking all warm and svelte for you. So is a link to the Christmas song you requested.
I posted a video on my page of Bo Diddley and Chuck Berry that you may enjoy. He has many drummers
and guitarists from well known bands jammin. It's not Sunday morning hymns. So here's a cigar and a bourban
or if you like a cognac.
when you're ready to kick back and close your eyes and head back to 1985. Regaeman Man



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LadySharon
Posted: Sunday, December 16, 2012 11:06:59 AM

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I'm ready for service, and have new choir robes for everyone.

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Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, December 16, 2012 2:02:24 PM

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Dearly beloved, come gather round and harken unto your Right Rev..

With the Saints clinging to a 34 point lead over the Bucs, I've decided any more, uh, meditation would be bootless or sandal-less, as the case may be. Therefore, fling wide the doors to the inner sanctum of The First Church of the Burning Bush and Discount House of Lickers so all may appreciate the new choir robes of, The Amazing Graces plus give thanks for anything that might come up during this time together.

At the request of your saintly Right Rev, their first number will be, 'When You're Good to Mama' as performed by Queen Latefa in the musical, Chicago. (it's posted on my profile).

If you believe in the righteousness of that message, lift your voices in a loud, Amen.

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Sunday, December 16, 2012 2:10:51 PM

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Don't know how far around Lush you guys travel so I thought I'd post these in here.

Ramen Rump.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, December 16, 2012 2:58:04 PM

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Uh, Chef, just what is it you posted? I mean, do I say, "That's nice,"start lusting in my heart or grow a beard and head for the border? Dirty minds want to know. ;)

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Poppet
Posted: Sunday, December 16, 2012 4:05:11 PM

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Alright, I'm back.. I know.. You're thinking jeez, alright already.. However I have just tried my hand at threesome stories. I wrote two. One with MMF and the other is FFM. I'd really like to see what people think of them. It's my first go at them as I said so completely new for me. Thanks ahead of time if you do check them out, if not no worries! ^-^

Trying Something New

Trying Something New - Part Two

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sugarbabe
Posted: Sunday, December 16, 2012 5:12:31 PM

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how far we travel Lfunny

I'll really have to look for those nickels. evil4

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Guest
Posted: Sunday, December 16, 2012 6:10:03 PM

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How bout this one Rump?


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, December 17, 2012 4:50:50 AM

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Good morning, Lushland.Busty, my trusty seeing-eye trollop, claims today's coffee is her best ever.

I asked if that was a good or bad thing. She then suggested I perform a certain sexual act which, for me at least, would be anatomically impossible. When I pointed this out, she threatened to lead me in a game of blind man off the bluff.

(sips coffee, fails to control a shudder) Still, this morning's coffee is most remarkable.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Monday, December 17, 2012 7:19:42 AM

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This makes me laugh every time I see that squirrel go flying. I don't know why.
Morning everyone.
seeker4
Posted: Monday, December 17, 2012 8:56:18 AM

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chefkathleen wrote:


This makes me laugh every time I see that squirrel go flying. I don't know why.
Morning everyone.


It's savage and rather cruel. IOW, captures my mood nicely since I'm writing a bitch letter to the telephone company from Hell.

Hi, all. Hope you're well and ready for the holidays. I'll take some of that so-called coffee today. Need the energy.


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LadySharon
Posted: Monday, December 17, 2012 11:03:57 AM

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Happy afternoon, Lushites. I made red velvet cupcakes for everyone and a fresh pot of coffee from Starbucks. Enjoy!



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Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

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Guest
Posted: Monday, December 17, 2012 1:10:22 PM

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Sharon? You know I love you, right? *sigh*
LadySharon
Posted: Monday, December 17, 2012 4:58:49 PM

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Yes I do, Chef.

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, December 17, 2012 5:24:18 PM

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
Just a warning to all who might wander over to StoriesSpace.com. For it is there I've posted yet another insult to good taste and English letters. In this case, it is a humorous, at least in theory, short story titled, 'A True Account of the All-Girl Cat Fight.' Making the aforementioned story even more toxic is it being based, very loosely, on a real-life adventure.
--Approach with caution!--

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, December 18, 2012 5:40:37 AM

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Morning to our petters and the petted..and especially to those lucky enough to be both. The Caffine Fairy dropped off a CARE package of something that really does taste like coffee. Enjoy the change of pace.

Oh, BTW, just in case you've forgotten, it's:

TITTY TUESDAY!

Misbehave accordingly.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
LadySharon
Posted: Tuesday, December 18, 2012 9:22:11 AM

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I resolve to stay topless all day today and do the cooking around here.

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
Dani
Posted: Tuesday, December 18, 2012 9:32:14 AM

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Good afternoon everyone. Umm...Lady Sharon, I know you don't know me all that well...but umm...will you marry me?? Just toss the idea around in your head for a while. Don't make any hasty decisions.

On another note, as Rump pointed out, it's Titty Tuesday, so I guess that means...




seeker4
Posted: Tuesday, December 18, 2012 10:58:10 AM

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LadySharon wrote:
I resolve to stay topless all day today and do the cooking around here.


If you go topless all day, you won't be the only one cooking Whistle .


One of my favorite, and most viewed, stories. Bill and his daughter-in-law Becky relieve their sexual frustration with a steamy summer fling.

Frustration and Relief

The April Stories:

April's Secret - A college student learns a sexy secret from his girlfriend's past

The Pastor's Secret - A lonely minister seeks solace from an escort
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, December 18, 2012 3:28:32 PM

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Posts: 2,935
Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
Sharon, your cooking topless is, IMHO, a great idea. Just one warning, it might be best to avoid frying anything. Hot grease splattering on one's very own skin is not, I say again, not, erotic.

Slippery, better get a spot in the ever growing line of those of us wanting an up-close and personal relationship with Sharon.

That goes for you too, Mr. Seeker.Don't think coming south of the border with your exotic northern charm will get you a spot at the head of the line.

glasses8


Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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LadySharon
Posted: Tuesday, December 18, 2012 6:43:16 PM

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Oh, Rump. I wear a shirt over my bosoms when I cook.

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
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