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AmericanDreamgirl
Posted: Wednesday, December 26, 2012 4:19:42 PM

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Joined: 5/18/2012
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Location: Under The Blanket My Sweet Cheeks
paint for little kiddies

hot sause and paper towels?

Guest
Posted: Thursday, December 27, 2012 10:43:51 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 878,801
Put the hot sauce in the paper towel and when someone grabs one to, say, blow their nose, they will get a burnt conk! Evil.

A stale, headless, inedible gingerbread person.
AmericanDreamgirl
Posted: Thursday, December 27, 2012 10:49:18 AM

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Joined: 5/18/2012
Posts: 21,752
Location: Under The Blanket My Sweet Cheeks
a door stopper

used tissues

Guest
Posted: Friday, December 28, 2012 8:05:52 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 878,801
paper napkins for your enemy

a slanket
saturdaynight
Posted: Friday, December 28, 2012 8:42:38 AM

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Joined: 5/11/2010
Posts: 1,055
Location: at your back! BOO!
choir costume

swivel chair

Smile at your enemies.. It makes them crazy...

AmericanDreamgirl
Posted: Friday, December 28, 2012 9:12:53 AM

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Joined: 5/18/2012
Posts: 21,752
Location: Under The Blanket My Sweet Cheeks
fun ride

swingset

Guest
Posted: Friday, January 4, 2013 11:10:39 PM

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Posts: 878,801
a torture device

an empty coke tin
AmericanDreamgirl
Posted: Saturday, January 5, 2013 1:06:10 AM

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Posts: 21,752
Location: Under The Blanket My Sweet Cheeks
a change purse

a bottle opener

Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 5, 2013 1:51:58 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 878,801
a tent peg

a shot glass
Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 5, 2013 5:32:53 AM

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Posts: 878,801
magnifying glass

a broken fingernail
fsharp
Posted: Saturday, January 5, 2013 7:39:47 AM

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Joined: 3/21/2011
Posts: 2,776
Location: In the absence of nothing
a sword for ants

an exhaled breath
AmericanDreamgirl
Posted: Saturday, January 5, 2013 7:55:24 AM

Rank: American Sweetheart

Joined: 5/18/2012
Posts: 21,752
Location: Under The Blanket My Sweet Cheeks
fog

an old beat up pillow

TJ50
Posted: Saturday, January 5, 2013 8:20:17 AM

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Joined: 10/26/2012
Posts: 901
Location: South Africa
Extra filling for a teddy bear

Brilliant Songs
Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 5, 2013 9:29:39 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 878,801
to replace carols/hymns at every funeral, wedding and christening

a cylon's roving redeye
AmericanDreamgirl
Posted: Saturday, January 5, 2013 9:35:43 AM

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Joined: 5/18/2012
Posts: 21,752
Location: Under The Blanket My Sweet Cheeks
a laser beam

broken frisbees

Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 5, 2013 9:39:34 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 878,801
props in an extremely shit ufo hoax video

a shrunken head
TJ50
Posted: Saturday, January 5, 2013 11:28:34 AM

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Posts: 901
Location: South Africa
Attach it to a long stick and use it as a back scratcher.


Toothpaste
Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 5, 2013 1:48:12 PM

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use it as grout for bathroom tiles

a set of dentures
AmericanDreamgirl
Posted: Saturday, January 5, 2013 4:21:24 PM

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Joined: 5/18/2012
Posts: 21,752
Location: Under The Blanket My Sweet Cheeks
a hole puncher

dental floss

Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 5, 2013 4:37:08 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 878,801
Stretch it tightly across some pencils and you've got a tightrope for mice.

A computer keyboard with keys missing.
LYFBUZ
Posted: Saturday, January 5, 2013 4:57:06 PM

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Joined: 12/27/2012
Posts: 7,326
Location: wandering..., Canada
For m Gener tor

Microphone
fuckedsilly
Posted: Saturday, January 5, 2013 7:29:58 PM

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Joined: 4/24/2011
Posts: 2,403
Location: around in, Canada
Butt plug (hope it's cordless Whistle )

a spoon

Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
AmericanDreamgirl
Posted: Saturday, January 5, 2013 7:38:09 PM

Rank: American Sweetheart

Joined: 5/18/2012
Posts: 21,752
Location: Under The Blanket My Sweet Cheeks
a shovel for mice

tooth picks and matches

kinkitten
Posted: Saturday, January 5, 2013 8:59:05 PM

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Joined: 2/17/2011
Posts: 456
glue them together and build a little doll house.

a chocolate wraper?

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/milf/the-neighbors-boy-1.aspx
AmericanDreamgirl
Posted: Saturday, January 5, 2013 9:00:32 PM

Rank: American Sweetheart

Joined: 5/18/2012
Posts: 21,752
Location: Under The Blanket My Sweet Cheeks
a raft for the ants

bees wax

Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 6, 2013 2:04:53 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 878,801
the mice can use it to shine their whiskers

a carrot
Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 6, 2013 7:53:13 AM

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That's a little too easy... A butt plug, of course!

A priceless ancient parchment.
TJ50
Posted: Sunday, January 6, 2013 9:23:52 AM

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Joined: 10/26/2012
Posts: 901
Location: South Africa
Wrapping for a modern book.


Raindrops
AmericanDreamgirl
Posted: Sunday, January 6, 2013 9:38:47 AM

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Posts: 21,752
Location: Under The Blanket My Sweet Cheeks
food for the ants

warn out chairs

Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 6, 2013 10:21:17 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 878,801
thrones for the queen of england

a laundry basket
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