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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 17, 2012 10:47:52 AM

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Post your fave movie character insults...

I have 2

"What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?" - Byron Hadley from The Shawshank Redemption

and

"You cock-juggling thundercunt!" - Hannibal King from Blade Trilogy
SirBunny
Posted: Monday, October 22, 2012 3:29:07 PM

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Listen, you snot nosed little shit, I was takin shrapnel in Khe Sanh, while you were crapping in your hands and rubbing it on your face. Point Break




AmericanBeauty
Posted: Thursday, January 3, 2013 1:31:17 PM

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“It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!” Full Metal Jacket

Guest
Posted: Thursday, January 3, 2013 2:19:18 PM

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"You're a real hooker. I'm gonna slap you in public." -Anchorman

Maybe not the best, but sure did make me giggle :)
AmericanBeauty
Posted: Thursday, January 3, 2013 2:24:58 PM

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"All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiny bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then all you motherfuckers are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob." JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK

adele
Posted: Thursday, January 3, 2013 3:09:49 PM

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KrissyS
Posted: Thursday, January 3, 2013 11:39:55 PM

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You don't give credit? Too bad, your old lady does! - Gunny Highway to cop in Heartbreak Ridge
AmericanBeauty
Posted: Friday, January 4, 2013 12:51:49 PM

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I think – no, I’m positive - that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. You know, in the short time we've been together, you have demonstrated every loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humour and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick- Alexandra (Cher) to Daryl van Horne (Jack Nicholson) – The Witches Of Eastwick

LYFBUZ
Posted: Sunday, January 6, 2013 1:53:44 PM

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"U2 must be shitting themselves" Colm Meaney (as Jimmy Rabbitte Sr) in The Commitments
AmericanBeauty
Posted: Sunday, January 6, 2013 5:19:40 PM

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[Principal] Questions? [John Bender] Ya, I have a question! Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?- The Breakfast Club

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, January 8, 2013 3:41:43 AM

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Squeel like a pig (Southern Confort( I think))
Chrissy123
Posted: Wednesday, February 19, 2014 7:56:32 PM

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Schmidt: Sir, I know we come off as a couple of ladykillers, but I promise you we will be super professional on the job.

Captain Dickson: Clearly I wasn't talkin' to you, big titties! You cherub lookin' motherfucker. I was talkin' to your partner over here, Fake ass handsome McGee! When I'm talkin' to him, I'm talkin' to him. When I say, shut the fuck up, I'm talkin' to you.

Schmidt: Cool

21 jumpstreet


The real fountain of youth is a dirty mind

and a naughty smile!
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 24, 2014 11:09:08 AM

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Wreck it Ralph
Chrissy123
Posted: Monday, February 24, 2014 5:54:57 PM

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Shut the fuck up, fat man...this is none of your god damn business! Pulp fiction

The real fountain of youth is a dirty mind

and a naughty smile!
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 24, 2014 8:58:35 PM

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The insult: “I seen your mother kicking a can down the street. I said ‘What you doin’?’ and she said ‘Moving’” - White Men Can't Jump
AmericanBeauty
Posted: Tuesday, April 12, 2016 3:14:54 PM

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Gangs Of New York
“I don’t give a tuppeny fuck about your moral conundrum, you meat-headed shit sack.

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