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scooter
Posted: Sunday, January 20, 2013 9:58:58 AM

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chefkathleen wrote:
Happy Friday my friends. Scoot has the first round. I'll get the second. Well, after the dust clears from Alan sliding in to the place and onto a bar stool once he hears someone else is buying.


I'm all in chef, what'll you have, while I got the door open here.


This is a good one DM.

Hey Al, about that book of yours. Is this an actual hard cover book? Or is it something a person can get for an e-book.
If it's a real book and you sign it for me, I'll take one. For real.

scoot

Happy Sunday everybody :)
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Posted: Sunday, January 20, 2013 12:14:40 PM

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Good afternoon folks! I know it's practically the middle of the day, but I got a late start. Anyhoo, I made some chocolate chip pancakes and bacon and Sisters sent me an angry (not really) message saying I had to share (I'm an only child, and I despise that word). So *grumbling* who wants some dang chocolate chip pancakes and bacon?





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Posted: Sunday, January 20, 2013 12:45:30 PM

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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:
Good afternoon folks! I know it's practically the middle of the day, but I got a late start. Anyhoo, I made some chocolate chip pancakes and bacon and Sisters sent me an angry (not really) message saying I had to share (I'm an only child, and I despise that word). So *grumbling* who wants some dang chocolate chip pancakes and bacon?


Me, me, me, me, me, MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe.

And i'll have a hot chocolate to wash them down!!

Bless you Miss Slippery Big Hugs
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Posted: Sunday, January 20, 2013 1:24:42 PM

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I'll take the one on the bottom right Scootie.
Pass on the CC pancakes but thanks Miss Slip. Don't have the craving today. I'm drinking a Coke Zero out of a wine glass today. This is strange for two reasons. First is, I like Pepsi better than Coke and second is that the wine glass has no stem. It's a little squat fat glass that my MIL gave us one year for Christmas. It looks more like a cocktail glass so I use it for an everyday glass. Got enough for everyone. If we look hard enough I think there's a case of Sams Special back here I hid from Alan.
Is the Rev still under the covers with Busty this morning? Or is he in the den watching football?
Anyway, I've got my choir robe, the see through emerald one that Miss Sharon got us, on and I'm ready to pass the plate. I brought a tambourine so Slippy can try to wake up Coma and Tose for the offering. Terrance threw in a pistachio shell for his tithe and he's tapping a couple of his legs in anticipation of the music.
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Posted: Sunday, January 20, 2013 1:39:49 PM

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Good afternoon, fellow Lush dwellers. I have barbecue ribs, dirty mash, cole slaw, and a chef's salad with a pitcher of iced teal with lemon ready for you all to consume after services.

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Posted: Sunday, January 20, 2013 2:12:51 PM

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chefkathleen wrote:
I'll take the one on the bottom right Scootie.
Pass on the CC pancakes but thanks Miss Slip. Don't have the craving today. I'm drinking a Coke Zero out of a wine glass today. This is strange for two reasons. First is, I like Pepsi better than Coke and second is that the wine glass has no stem. It's a little squat fat glass that my MIL gave us one year for Christmas. It looks more like a cocktail glass so I use it for an everyday glass. Got enough for everyone. If we look hard enough I think there's a case of Sams Special back here I hid from Alan.
Is the Rev still under the covers with Busty this morning? Or is he in the den watching football?
Anyway, I've got my choir robe, the see through emerald one that Miss Sharon got us, on and I'm ready to pass the plate. I brought a tambourine so Slippy can try to wake up Coma and Tose for the offering. Terrance threw in a pistachio shell for his tithe and he's tapping a couple of his legs in anticipation of the music.


thumbup I love stemless wine glasses. For some reason, I tend to knock over regular glasses and break the stems, which might or might not be directly related to my consumption of wine. evil4

Have a chicken roasting for Sunday dinner along with a loaf of bread rising. Working on my first vodka and cranberry. It's tough, but I think I'll manage.



It won a potato. Aren't you intrigued?



scooter
Posted: Sunday, January 20, 2013 4:31:55 PM

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Ifin Terrence is tapping a few legs, waiting for the music to start, then so be it.
I chose this one because; we are all amazing in our own unique ways.

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Posted: Sunday, January 20, 2013 7:50:20 PM

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Yes we are Scoot and you're one of a kind too honey.
Miss Sharon? What are dirty mashed? Don't matter, I'm an Irish girl. I LOVE potatoes any way I can get them.

Listen to CG. Ya think Momma? LMFAO!! I have a friend from Scotland that says he never puts a cork back in a bottle. I love that guy. evil4
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Posted: Sunday, January 20, 2013 8:25:25 PM

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I love the song and it's meaning along with the cover picture.

The dude following the lead fighter, is off about a half a bubble, starbird.
It's probably mePint Drunk
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, January 21, 2013 5:29:57 AM

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Good morning, even though it is Monday, which means the bluebird of happiness pearched on your shoulder probably bears a striking resemblence to a hungry California Condor. Tread carefully, and avoid spilling any of Busty's coffee on that bird..

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Posted: Monday, January 21, 2013 9:20:26 AM

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chefkathleen wrote:
Yes we are Scoot and you're one of a kind too honey.
Miss Sharon? What are dirty mashed? Don't matter, I'm an Irish girl. I LOVE potatoes any way I can get them.

Listen to CG. Ya think Momma? LMFAO!! I have a friend from Scotland that says he never puts a cork back in a bottle. I love that guy. evil4


CK, dirty mashed potatoes. I leave the skin on them.

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Posted: Monday, January 21, 2013 11:41:23 AM

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Oh for goodness sake. I think some of the restaurants do that here to prove that they're real. evil4
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, January 21, 2013 1:15:37 PM

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Chef, back in the day, we'd do something like your Scots friend who never recorks his wine bottles, except we'd toss away the screw-on caps to our Boone's Farm, Ripple, and Thunderbird.

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Guest
Posted: Monday, January 21, 2013 3:44:50 PM

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That wasn't just wine with that bloke. It was anything drinkable. A lot like Coma and Tose probably.

I remember my cousin drinking Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill and Mad Dog 20/20. I thought he was insane. Now he's an anesthesiologist (sp?) married to an M.D. in Canton. Oh the stories I could tell on him to his patients. evil4
I've tasted both of those but never Ripple or Thunderbird. Don't think I'd really want to. My constitution isn't what it was when I was a teenager.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, January 21, 2013 7:50:07 PM

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Chef, a life without Ripple or Thunderbird would be like a life without haggis, trust me.

Of course, back in the day, we wine con-e-sewers went for Gallo Tokay at a dollar a gallon.

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 6:06:15 AM

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(Takes a sip of Busty's latest insult to coffee growers everywhere, then grimaces and shudders.) You know, it wasn't easy to get here this morning. Had to climb a long, hot, dusty trail through hip deep water in the face of a howling blizzard. After that, things started getting tough. But, as some may have notice, I did make it to this nest of semi-sentient lifeforms. Only problem is, now that I'm here, there's nothing worth saying. (sigh...sips...shakes)

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Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 10:43:26 AM

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I have days like that too. My mind might be busy but nothing that comes out of my pie hole makes any sense.
It's cold as hell here today. 64 and windy and cloudy which makes this old girl colder than I should be.
Somebody toss me something strong to warm up with.
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Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 11:48:49 AM

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Well below 0 on the Celsius scale here with wind and flurries adding up a nasty wind chill. Something hot (other than Busty's coffee) would be nice. Hot toddy, perhaps?


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Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 12:02:39 PM

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Well no time for my not-so-witty banter being that I'm in a hurry. It's Tuesday, so you all know why I'm here...





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Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 12:10:42 PM

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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:
Well no time for my not-so-witty banter being that I'm in a hurry. It's Tuesday, so you all know why I'm here...



Ah, Titty Tuesday. How could I forget my favorite day of the week.

One of my rare forays into poetry: An intimate moment surrounded by the sounds of the night

Sounds of the Night

This interview is for a rather different sort of job

Interview with Tina




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Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 12:22:57 PM

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Ah, I thought since I'm not here as often as I should be I'd make it from Titty Tuesday to Two for Tuesday and make it a double feature.

For your viewing pleasure.....





RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 5:25:13 PM

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Now that's something you don't come across every day, a guy from Canada giving a doll from Florida sympathy for her cold weather.

Note the allusion to the musical, 'Guys and Dolls. Just trying to tone up this joi....

What's that you say, you object to my use of sexest terms in the previous sentence? And you'll invoke the ghost of Bella Abzug to be my nocturnal succubus if I don't....

Okay, you win. What about this? 'There ain't nothin' like a dame, from Florida, getting sympathy for being cold from a dude in Canada.'

Works for me.

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scooter
Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 8:04:43 PM

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LOL,,

I think you guys have been drinking too much again.

That goes for the girls too!

Pint Drunk
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Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 11:47:23 PM

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Good Evening Lushkins...nice to see everyone here...hope it's not too late to get a tall mug of Beaver Breath...

Hey Scooter...if I pass you over my pipe, do you think you could pack a bowl for me? Thanks man, I appreciate it...



Cheers,
Alan.
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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, January 23, 2013 5:46:44 AM

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(ingests some of Busty's coffee-like substance, jerks spasmodically) Morning, fellow Lush lusters. There's nothing else quite like a mug of Busty's coffee, fortunately.

With Monday being a holiday, I'm not sure if this is, Hump Day, or not. But if unsure whether to celebrate that great event, consider that it's the birthday of: John Hancock, Randolph Scott, and Ernie Kovacks so party on.

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

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Posted: Wednesday, January 23, 2013 7:33:40 AM

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I love being called a broad. I heard we got named that because we're "broad in the beam". It makes me think of someone sassy.
The suns out today. That should make it feel warmer. I still have my furnace on tho.
Oh look at the guy from Jamaica over there! After I partake in a little of his herb, would someone please slide me down a drink? I may have to start a tab like Alan does. Learned last night the Marines have been laid off again. And not in a good way.angry7
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, January 23, 2013 10:50:27 AM

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(prepares a triple-whiskey sour and slides it over to Chef)

Sorry to hear about your jarhead getting laid off. Tell you what, lay him back on and be sure he uses shorter strokes this time.

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Posted: Wednesday, January 23, 2013 11:22:12 AM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
I'm not sure if this is, Hump Day, or not.


It is but there isn't much humping going on around here right now. Too cold. Apparently someone finally reminded January that it is, well, January. Oh well, planning a trip to New Orleans for March so may to get to send the winter off in style.


One of my rare forays into poetry: An intimate moment surrounded by the sounds of the night

Sounds of the Night

This interview is for a rather different sort of job

Interview with Tina




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Posted: Wednesday, January 23, 2013 12:05:14 PM

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Thanks Rump. Some times I get tired of the Three Sisters of Fate kicking me when I'm down.
WooHoo. It made it to 68 today!
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Posted: Wednesday, January 23, 2013 12:09:35 PM

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chefkathleen wrote:
I love being called a broad. I heard we got named that because we're "broad in the beam". It makes me think of someone sassy.
The suns out today. That should make it feel warmer. I still have my furnace on tho.
Oh look at the guy from Jamaica over there! After I partake in a little of his herb, would someone please slide me down a drink? I may have to start a tab like Alan does. Learned last night the Marines have been laid off again. And not in a good way.angry7


Very sorry to hear that, CK. sad1 That sucks. Hope it's a quick turnaround for him. I'll be thinking about ya!

It's a Wednesday in January in the Midwest, not much else to say about that. Eh?



It won a potato. Aren't you intrigued?



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