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mentalcase
Posted: Monday, January 21, 2013 12:02:28 AM

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What is the best pickup line you've ever heard or used? Hugs

What is the Worst Pickup line you've ever heard or used?violent3
Icarus32
Posted: Monday, January 21, 2013 7:28:43 AM

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I was told this one by my cousin who apparently had it used on her.

"What fucks like a tiger and winks"

And then they wink.


Pretty sure that falls under the worst category :P
LeMiel
Posted: Wednesday, January 23, 2013 12:45:40 AM

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" I noticed that you have really good posture" , I don't know if it was good or bad, I laughed and that's a good thing


Though she be but little, she is fierce.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, January 23, 2013 1:26:15 AM

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Best: hello

Worst: Not saying anything at all.
Sixstone
Posted: Wednesday, January 23, 2013 1:43:34 AM

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Not sure of some good ones off the top of my hand but one of the worst ones I heard was "hey, don't I know you from the bus?"
Guest
Posted: Thursday, July 23, 2015 1:51:41 PM

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Don't know about best or worst pick up lines, but I suppose that the most obvious on Lush, particularly if comes out of the blue from someone who is not a friend is "I think you might like a story I have written"
SmartSassy69
Posted: Friday, January 22, 2016 1:12:15 PM

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Best pick up line, "If I got a nickel for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents." Worst pick up line ever, "You must be from Tennessee cause you're the only ten I see."
hooster1
Posted: Friday, January 29, 2016 10:08:18 AM

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The worst pick up line I've heard. "Excuse me Miss, does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?
Adagio
Posted: Friday, January 29, 2016 10:23:21 AM

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What do you do for fun? Its a real "duh" out of the mouth of a dud.
MaryanneB
Posted: Saturday, January 30, 2016 3:43:16 PM

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Best.....me: What are you doing a week from tuesday?
hi: What's wrong with next tuesday?
LaylaJune
Posted: Sunday, January 31, 2016 6:37:16 PM

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"Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" It cracks me up.
Buz
Posted: Sunday, January 31, 2016 6:44:29 PM

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My wife and I play pick up games sometimes in bars.

I ease up to her and say, "I want to grab you by the hair and play rough."

She replies, "Do you promise to smack my ass?"

I say, "I'll swat the hell out of your ass."

She says, "That's why I married you."





She
Posted: Wednesday, March 23, 2016 10:50:51 AM

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hooster1 wrote:
The worst pick up line I've heard. "Excuse me Miss, does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?


ahahaha, brilliant! I dislike pickup lines in general, unless something is funny as this is. Should be supported with right attitude though.
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