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BruceWayne
Posted: Tuesday, January 29, 2013 2:19:56 AM

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How do you catch a cougar?
blazestcyr
Posted: Tuesday, January 29, 2013 5:54:09 AM

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maybe by NOT using batman as your avatar....

honey catch??seriously???like a disease???

ok bitchiness is over...now for your education sugar

be yourself..be smart.. funny...sexy....cook her an amazing dinner...make sure she cums..when she RSVP's...

ask HER questions about her..something that perhaps an older guy may have forgotten to be...INTERESTED..in her

make her YOUR first priority in and OUT of bed

and you wont have to catch anything...THEY will run to you

overmykneenow
Posted: Tuesday, January 29, 2013 6:57:05 AM

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Jack_42
Posted: Tuesday, January 29, 2013 7:23:00 AM

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Pardon my ignorance but what is a cougar (other than the large feline indigenous to the USA) and are there any tigers, jaguars (not the nifty British car) leopards or cheetahs?
scooter
Posted: Tuesday, January 29, 2013 7:34:26 AM

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Dig a deep hole (deep enough to trap a cougar)

Fill it with ashes, then lightly cover hole with pine straw, sticks and leaves.

Hide in a nearby bush. When your prize cougar comes along, kick her in thee ash hole.

Regaeman Man
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, January 29, 2013 8:36:42 AM

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As pointed out, you don't have to "catch" anything. But in all honesty, some women like to be pursued, and others like to pursue. That applies to women of all ages and women who like younger, similar age, or older men. There is no "trick". You need to keep your eyes open and provide for them what they will clearly show you they want. But I advise being YOURSELF above all else. Trying to impress or be something you are not, only causes problems.... because you will always revert back to your true self. If that is not what they want..... find someone who does want that. You will both be much happier and fulfilled that way.
Man2013
Posted: Tuesday, January 29, 2013 8:44:11 AM

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I love cougars. I always have hoped to be seduced by an older woman. Especially when I was a teenager. Still I think older women are very sexy.
CurlyGirly
Posted: Tuesday, January 29, 2013 11:12:41 AM

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scooter wrote:
Dig a deep hole (deep enough to trap a cougar)

Fill it with ashes, then lightly cover hole with pine straw, sticks and leaves.

Hide in a nearby bush. When your prize cougar comes along, kick her in thee ash hole.

Regaeman Man


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Tashtego
Posted: Tuesday, January 29, 2013 4:47:08 PM

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blazestcyr wrote:
maybe by NOT using batman as your avatar....


Classic. Too funny!
BelleduJour
Posted: Friday, February 15, 2013 4:54:23 PM

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How about you start with NOT calling us cougars d'oh!

Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 17, 2013 11:59:58 PM

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I have batman in mine and I catch a lot. Maybe its cause I'm a hunter
ExTexasGal
Posted: Friday, August 09, 2013 7:23:13 PM

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BelleduJour wrote:
How about you start with NOT calling us cougars d'oh!


I couldn't agree more. I also agree with blazestcyr as well. We are just older women - approach us as you would any other woman. Just know we've probably seen and heard it all - so please be yourself. 3601
Guest
Posted: Friday, August 09, 2013 9:09:31 PM

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Hey Bruce Wayne, below is a picture of a cougar. You can go to wikipedia and type in how to capture a cougar. Here in Lush there are beautiful hot sexy women, young and mature. Make sure you know the difference. Kapeesh..........


FitBusinessPro
Posted: Tuesday, August 13, 2013 9:02:58 AM

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Older woman seduced me once. I guess I was putting out a good vibe, and she "caught" me. It was awesome. So, just put yourself in their company (there are bars that Cougars frequent) and be yourself.
Guest
Posted: Friday, August 15, 2014 8:06:27 AM

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Sweetie, you don't catch cougars, cougars catch you
Oncearunner1974
Posted: Friday, August 15, 2014 9:05:11 AM

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Cyndy
Posted: Friday, August 15, 2014 10:21:34 AM

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I remember being at a camp ground and the park warden was telling us about the area. He said to stay to the main trail and we might see or hear a bear. But if we went off the main trail, we would never see or hear the cougar that was following us. You don't catch a cougar. I married a younger man (slightly) and he didn't see it coming! He sees me cumming all the time now though...
spunky69
Posted: Sunday, August 17, 2014 4:07:38 AM

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BruceWayne wrote:
How do you catch a cougar?

As has been already suggested, the cougar is hungry for a good hunk of meat for dinner, so when they see what they want they will pounce on it.
Ls63563
Posted: Wednesday, October 15, 2014 9:17:09 PM

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If you've got what she is looking for, she'll find you.
stickdip70
Posted: Friday, October 24, 2014 3:22:13 PM

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I agree with you Ls63563.... I have a real experience. They know how to get young innocent guys... I was new to Canada and she helped me and at the same time she got me, spoiled me .. I learned a lot from her.. she thought me many things. She helped me with my English and lent her car to learn driving - She is awesome
Ls63563
Posted: Friday, October 24, 2014 4:22:20 PM

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Yes, we can be quite...awesome!
Cyndy
Posted: Thursday, November 20, 2014 11:23:35 PM

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You can't catch us cougars. Even if you think you have, it is actually the other way around. We want you to think you have caught us, but we laid the trap out for you long before you even knew it!
BethanyFrasier
Posted: Friday, November 21, 2014 12:14:23 AM

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You can hunt us if you wish, but we will catch you, if we want you!







Magik
Posted: Monday, December 29, 2014 1:56:01 PM

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Ls63563 wrote:
If you've got what she is looking for, she'll find you.


should we have a little hand held sign? like the coyote has off loony-tunes :P
Ls63563
Posted: Monday, December 29, 2014 6:16:16 PM

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No sigh necessary. You are probably interviewed frequently and have never realized it. The coyote you mention is an excellent example because I find many young men to be almost as smart as that coyote. They will have almost as much success chasing me as the coyote does chasing the roadrunner.
ManofAdventure
Posted: Tuesday, January 13, 2015 6:42:37 AM

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FitBusinessPro wrote:
Older woman seduced me once. I guess I was putting out a good vibe, and she "caught" me. It was awesome. So, just put yourself in their company (there are bars that Cougars frequent) and be yourself.


Most of the time, the very last person that guy's should be are "themselves". If it was as simple as that, there'd be no internet and no porn. Only be "yourself" if you're interesting and fun. If you can pick up cougars in bars then you can be yourself ;) if you're asking the question how to pick up women/cougars....be anyone but yourself.
ManofAdventure
Posted: Tuesday, January 13, 2015 6:43:21 AM

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blazestcyr wrote:
maybe by NOT using batman as your avatar....

honey catch??seriously???like a disease???

ok bitchiness is over...now for your education sugar

be yourself..be smart.. funny...sexy....cook her an amazing dinner...make sure she cums..when she RSVP's...

ask HER questions about her..something that perhaps an older guy may have forgotten to be...INTERESTED..in her

make her YOUR first priority in and OUT of bed

and you wont have to catch anything...THEY will run to you



You mean you're not fighting the urge to be his catwoman.....? ;)
adirtysecretboy
Posted: Wednesday, February 11, 2015 2:01:54 PM

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Roll in catnip!! :P
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