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WellMadeMale
Posted: Thursday, January 24, 2013 2:22:05 PM

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Joined: 9/30/2009
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Location: Cakeland, United States
my ability to kill a thread in under forty words. Scooter looked around in amazement as...

Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
nicola
Posted: Thursday, January 24, 2013 11:48:38 PM

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Moderator

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...someone else decided to breathe life into a once contagious thread, and like a phoenix rising from the ashes, the forums were once again ablaze with creativity and wonderment. The only other thing that needed attention, was...
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, January 25, 2013 6:50:48 AM

Rank: The Right Rev of Lush

Joined: 7/3/2009
Posts: 3,190
Location: Lost in the desert west of Apache Junction, United
...the broken crapper in the restroom at Rumplations. Still, when the going gets tough...

(Sorry about that, honest.)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not

WellMadeMale
Posted: Friday, January 25, 2013 8:32:28 AM

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Location: Cakeland, United States
we do have bowls of crushed peanuts and swept up pretzels available, and I'd recommend a one of Rumple's self concocted libations which he calls The Grinder; imagine drinking liquid cardboard which tastes like...

Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, January 26, 2013 12:36:28 PM

Rank: The Right Rev of Lush

Joined: 7/3/2009
Posts: 3,190
Location: Lost in the desert west of Apache Junction, United
...bowels of crushed peanuts and swept up pretzels.

Still, the 'Grinder' is a drink that'll...

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not

Guest
Posted: Wednesday, January 30, 2013 1:42:24 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 781,613
almost guarantee to keep you regular. It does have one unpleasant side effect though....
franknbeans
Posted: Saturday, February 9, 2013 4:45:53 PM

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Joined: 2/29/2012
Posts: 3
Location: In my wife's vagina, United States
...which is a sudden dislike of pickles. Although it is a normally tasty treat when mixed with pretzels, pickles become...
Andee
Posted: Saturday, March 9, 2013 2:30:27 PM

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Joined: 3/7/2013
Posts: 123
Location: Mostly the couch, Canada
...a strangely unintentional aphrodisiac for drunken frats boys attending the ...

"If you knew what you were doing you would probably be bored."

WellMadeMale
Posted: Sunday, December 15, 2013 7:11:57 AM

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Location: Cakeland, United States
American Royal livestock, horse show and rodeo. An annual event held every autumn in Kansas City, where the men are men and the sheep are...

Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
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