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Posted: Sunday, February 3, 2013 1:02:54 AM

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turn the sign so the arrow is pointing downwards, then put the sign up in the middle of a cemetery.

busted light globe
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Posted: Sunday, February 3, 2013 1:09:50 AM

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use it as a beach ball

a miner's headlamp
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Posted: Sunday, February 3, 2013 6:06:26 AM

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presuming it's still working..... hang it off a tree for lighting when you are camping in the middle of nowhere


a baseball bat
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 3, 2013 6:33:01 AM

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use it as a rolling pin

an empty plastic bucket
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 3, 2013 6:45:49 AM

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a hat... when you're desperate for a hat.

an apple corer
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 3, 2013 6:48:13 AM

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use it to gouge out the eyes of your enemies

a dry mop head
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Posted: Sunday, February 3, 2013 6:53:54 AM

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toupee or wig depending on the size?

tampon (unused)
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Posted: Sunday, February 3, 2013 7:28:03 AM

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ear plugs.

cake of soap
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Posted: Sunday, February 3, 2013 8:03:14 AM

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crush the bar of soap into flakes and sprinkle over people's heads in the rain

a stale loaf of bread
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Posted: Sunday, February 3, 2013 8:43:02 AM

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Crush the loaf of bread and sprinkle over pigeons heads to feed them.


empty lipstick tube
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 3, 2013 11:05:12 AM

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use it as a cartridge in a shotgun

a net from a tennis court
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 3, 2013 5:12:15 PM

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Wrap someone up in it and fling them down a hill, watch as they comically try to escape.

An old, worn, but repairable tube driven amplifier.
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Posted: Sunday, February 3, 2013 8:57:15 PM

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use it as a stand for your new amp

a nissan micra motorcar, old but running
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Posted: Monday, February 4, 2013 9:50:57 AM

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Win the "ugliest car in the world" competition with it.

Emma Watson's old running shoes..
MsTara
Posted: Monday, February 4, 2013 9:54:39 AM

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hang them on the back door of my home as a decoration

the Gearshift knob from a nissan micra motorcar, old and NOT running.

Tara
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Posted: Monday, February 4, 2013 11:42:26 AM

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use the gearstick knob to geld a horse

an airbus a380 aeroplane, working and on the runway ready to take off


Guest
Posted: Tuesday, February 5, 2013 1:11:34 PM

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come on, peeps
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, February 6, 2013 8:27:08 PM

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Use it as a means of executing someone.

A blunt meat cleaver.
AmericanBeauty
Posted: Wednesday, February 6, 2013 8:32:19 PM

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an ax for porky the pig

lighter fluid and paint

Guest
Posted: Wednesday, February 6, 2013 8:49:01 PM

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lhb1989 wrote:
confetti

dried up paint and lighter fluid


what gives with paint and lighter fluid (i know it was dried before!!)
Guest
Posted: Thursday, February 7, 2013 9:38:29 AM

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Huff the lighter fluid and then in your inebriated state, get hungry and drink the paint, mistaking it for tomato soup.

A broken light switch
MsTara
Posted: Thursday, February 7, 2013 11:18:10 AM

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remove the parts and use them as scenery elements on Morphus99's model railroad

an old binder clip (the big black spring clips for lots of paper)

Tara
Guest
Posted: Thursday, February 7, 2013 11:35:21 AM

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gerry jones is a mass murdered. he tortures his victims first. gerry is sadistic and likes to cause pain. he uses these clips to clip together the foreskins and labia that he bites from his victims.

hair gel, blue and in an open jar
LYFBUZ
Posted: Thursday, February 7, 2013 5:24:44 PM

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smear blue gel on Emma, send her to Blue Man Group audition with empty jar for her percussive instrument


guitar amplifier
AmericanBeauty
Posted: Thursday, February 7, 2013 5:43:12 PM

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a loud speaker

melted wax and rubber?

Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 9, 2013 9:06:48 AM

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melted wax - bluetac
rubber - what type?


an unsharpened pencil
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Posted: Saturday, February 9, 2013 9:15:49 AM

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use it as a skewer for horsekebabs

gunpowder in a wooden barrel
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Posted: Saturday, February 9, 2013 9:18:38 AM

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Use it to blow up a horse, for shipment to the UK


an almost empty jar of peanut butter
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Posted: Saturday, February 9, 2013 12:25:53 PM

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use to remaining peanut butter as glue and stick the jar to a drunk, sleeping friend's genitals

a half eaten madras curry
Xxx_NaughtyWhore_xxX
Posted: Saturday, February 9, 2013 1:46:08 PM

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Who ate the other half? Give to an alley cat for dinner. (I don't know who ate from it. We.)

2 Ton Jack (portable car lift)
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