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Gendog69
Posted: Saturday, January 16, 2010 11:32:23 AM

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I know girls like to smear it on themselves & swallow it so if it was sold in stores would you buy it?
Pixie
Posted: Saturday, January 16, 2010 11:35:54 AM

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Again I say....DISGUSTING!

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Lisa
Posted: Saturday, January 16, 2010 12:05:13 PM

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Uh, no.

Why pay for it when I have it on tap at home?
MMonroe
Posted: Saturday, January 16, 2010 12:13:23 PM

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Lisa wrote:
Uh, no.

Why pay for it when I have it on tap at home?


Exactly



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Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 16, 2010 1:32:12 PM

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no effing way!
Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 16, 2010 3:19:22 PM

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Nope. I have a lifetime supply on tap here. High quality grade A.
sassycheergirl
Posted: Saturday, January 16, 2010 4:53:12 PM

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nope


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Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 16, 2010 5:07:10 PM

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Sorry Im a student, and broke, so no.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 16, 2010 6:07:31 PM

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hm.. see.. yea.. no way... i like the effect of it shooting out of the penis so buying it would just be a waste of money

oh my.. did i just really say that...d'oh!
Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 16, 2010 8:08:09 PM

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Am I just having a bad dream or did somebody really seriously ask what I thought I just read???
Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 16, 2010 8:13:35 PM

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Gendog69 wrote:
I know girls like to smear it on themselves & swallow it so if it was sold in stores would you buy it?


One of the dumbest questions I think I've seen asked in quite some time. blah5
Zafia
Posted: Saturday, January 16, 2010 8:17:23 PM

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Ewww!

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Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 16, 2010 8:18:12 PM

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Maybe Chocolate cum... If lindt or Ferrero Rocher made it...evil4

My biggest problem with this question is, where would this bottled cum come from?

Lydia_
Posted: Saturday, January 16, 2010 8:18:42 PM

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No...dude, it's not like Gatorade!

We should use this in commericals!

Young woman goes to store. "I'll have a bottle of cum," she says to the store manager. The store manager bonks her on the head with his open palm. In the middle of the screen is....

Coulda had a V8!!

End scene.


Anyway...Um...no.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


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Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 17, 2010 4:03:50 AM

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Necho wrote:
My biggest problem with this question is, where would this bottled cum come from?



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DirtyMartini
Posted: Sunday, January 17, 2010 8:24:05 AM

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BTW, if you get anyone who answers "Yes" to this...let me know, I'll start a business...coffee


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Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 17, 2010 9:27:57 AM

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bassman199 wrote:
Am I just having a bad dream or did somebody really seriously ask what I thought I just read???


Sorry, yes you did. confused1
blondemilf
Posted: Sunday, January 17, 2010 6:49:12 PM

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Shame on you violent1 stop NO WAY!! I think that is stupid. Why would you want that. EWWWWW I will stick with the fresh stuff Thank you.
Dontholien
Posted: Monday, January 18, 2010 4:50:46 AM

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eroticwriter26 wrote:
hm.. see.. yea.. no way... i like the effect of it shooting out of the penis so buying it would just be a waste of money

oh my.. did i just really say that...d'oh!


Hehe, yes you did lol.

I know what you mean though, it would lose the "wow" factor and wouldnt it be cold...?
ChelleLaBelle
Posted: Thursday, January 21, 2010 8:48:01 AM

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Yeah umm HELL NO!
LushPrincess
Posted: Thursday, January 21, 2010 8:54:57 AM

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I don’t think it would have the same effect if it was bottled. I tried it once on my face and it did leave it surprisingly smooth – DON’T get it anywhere near your hair though… It took forever to get it all out and tons of conditioner to get it back to its normal state.
HornyNymph
Posted: Friday, January 22, 2010 2:31:35 PM

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eroticwriter26 wrote:
hm.. see.. yea.. no way... i like the effect of it shooting out of the penis so buying it would just be a waste of money

oh my.. did i just really say that...d'oh!



totally agree lol




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MMonroe
Posted: Friday, January 22, 2010 2:47:22 PM

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Eeeew you wouldnt know who it was coming from either,could be any disease reddled pervert!! No way!

I agree with eroticwriter, seeing it shoot out is fun!



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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, January 26, 2010 12:21:14 PM

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Any of you girls wanna try a diffrent flavor? Like mine! evil4
kira
Posted: Tuesday, January 26, 2010 12:33:29 PM

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Posted: Tuesday, January 26, 2010 12:33:53 PM

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techgoddess
Posted: Friday, January 29, 2010 5:20:32 AM

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Some things you can't buy at the store....homemade is SO much better!

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katie1984
Posted: Friday, January 29, 2010 9:18:20 PM

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No......I always go for freshly produced.....it never tastes the same from a packet.
demonchick
Posted: Monday, February 08, 2010 12:41:33 PM

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No...
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 08, 2010 5:13:18 PM

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No. I only like it fresh.
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