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MrLosAngeles
Posted: Tuesday, February 12, 2013 12:52:29 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 2/11/2013
Posts: 482
Location: Marina del Rey, United States
Horse racing stationary barrels; confused chefs;...Did I come at a bad time? as the premature ejaculator said. *sips a tequila at the far end of the bar*
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, February 12, 2013 11:41:57 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 659,474
Pardon?
LadyX
Posted: Tuesday, February 12, 2013 11:42:44 AM

Rank: Artistic Tart
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Joined: 9/25/2009
Posts: 4,813
Awesome!
sprite
Posted: Tuesday, February 12, 2013 11:45:09 AM

Rank: Her Royal Spriteness
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Joined: 6/18/2010
Posts: 16,286
Location: My Tower, United States
ribbons and bows, kittens and cows, you'd think they'd rhyme, life does that all the time, makes the simplest words an impossibility of tangles and brambles and greek yogurt. cubes aren't just made of ice, you know.

Live, love, laugh.
LadyX
Posted: Tuesday, February 12, 2013 11:47:22 AM

Rank: Artistic Tart
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Joined: 9/25/2009
Posts: 4,813
I am so mud. When is the key for sublimination? Freakish train.
WellMadeMale
Posted: Tuesday, February 12, 2013 12:34:36 PM

Rank: Constant Gardener

Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 10,451
Location: Cakeland, United States
sprite wrote:
cubes aren't just made of ice, you know.


Rachel, have I ever told you about the time...the woman I was chatting with, mentioned she wanted to milk me while pegging me...so that I'd fill up an ice tray for freezing later...

So that the next time she was pegging me, she could insert frozen cum cubes into my starfish, where they'd melt and thus provide her with added visual sensations...and I suppose with me, there'd be some benefits too (at least in her mind).

I just thought it sounded whack. Easily in the top ten most whack things I've ever had someone tell me. I could not quit chatting with that woman, wondering what else might fall out of her brain, through her fingers & keyboard and onto my chat screen.



If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
CurlyGirly
Posted: Tuesday, February 12, 2013 1:21:15 PM

Rank: CurlyFries

Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 1,827
Location: United States
Hot Damn!! I figured it out. He started a new thread instead of posting this over at Rumpy's place. *happy dance*

naughtynurse wrote:
I'm out chasing cans: barrel racing.

I know that 60 doesn't sound cold, but it feels freezing. I have 3 shirts and my carhart on.


ChefKathleen wrote:
I have no idea what that woman just said. Something about cars with hearts and horses.


Naughty Nurse Barrel Racing and a confused Chef


This also tells me I spend entirely too much time trolling the forums instead of working. angry7



It won a potato. Aren't you intrigued?



sugarbabe
Posted: Wednesday, February 13, 2013 6:27:24 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 9/30/2010
Posts: 691
Location: northeast, United States
Don't forget all the reading hounds that hang out around here.



sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


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