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seeker4
Posted: Thursday, February 21, 2013 8:43:34 AM

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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:
In response to Rump's great titty debate, I am no expert...but I do happen to own two of them myself. In my not so limited experience with chest appendages, I've found that "titty" refers to only one tit, while "Titties" is a plural form. But the singular form is appropriate in Titty Tuesday...much like Meatball Monday, or Taco Tuesday. Not sure why...but it works.

As far as the origin of boobs...yeah, I got nothing.


But we usually see more than one on Tuesday, so doesn't that make it Titties Tuesday? I rather prefer the plural myself anyhow icon_biggrin

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Posted: Thursday, February 21, 2013 12:33:33 PM

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seeker4 wrote:


But we usually see more than one on Tuesday, so doesn't that make it Titties Tuesday? I rather prefer the plural myself anyhow icon_biggrin


Nah, Titties Tuesday doesn't flow as smoothly.


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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, February 22, 2013 5:01:32 AM

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And a good, TGIF, morning to one and all, especially those who doubted this day would ever show up. I'm reading a fictionalized account of Doc Holliday, cleverly titled, "Doc.". In it he expresses his less than enthusiastic opinion of the old Lone Star State: "Ninety percent of Texans give the other ten percent a bad reputation.":)

Busty bought a new coffee maker. (sips, shivers) Only thing is, I'm not sure she took out all the carboard packing stuff before whupping up this first batch.

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Mazza
Posted: Friday, February 22, 2013 7:05:38 AM

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Ah, reckon I'll be needing something a little stronger in that coffee of mine....

(And no chance of horse, madam CG) lol


CurlyGirly
Posted: Friday, February 22, 2013 7:47:19 AM

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Mazza wrote:



Ah, reckon I'll be needing something a little stronger in that coffee of mine....

(And no chance of horse, madam CG) lol




Madam? Hmmm, maybe a new career opportunity for me?? evil4 No horse for you? Does that mean you want to borrow some of my French Vanilla? mmm That pic made me laugh, BTW.

I'm declaring today Falling Panties Friday. Hope it works out that way for all of you. thumbup





It won a potato. Aren't you intrigued?



LadySharon
Posted: Friday, February 22, 2013 11:32:44 AM

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Good Afternoon, Lushketeers! I'm going on a mini vacation this weekend and I couldn't be happier. Drinks are on me for the rest of the day today. body shot, anyone?

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Posted: Friday, February 22, 2013 4:29:21 PM

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LadySharon wrote:
Good Afternoon, Lushketeers! I'm going on a mini vacation this weekend and I couldn't be happier. Drinks are on me for the rest of the day today. body shot, anyone?



Sounds fun!!



Have an awesome weekend!!
scooter
Posted: Sunday, February 24, 2013 4:54:57 AM

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Body shots and falling panties, it don't get no better than that.

If we could just get Busty to remove the packging from the new coffee maker

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, February 25, 2013 5:51:30 AM

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Morning, Monday malcontents. Not sure if the cardboard in the new coffee maker has been 'removed' or just 'dissolved.' Whatever the case, it ain't there no more. That means today's coffee (takes a sip, gags and shakes head) taste about the same. (Will someone please remind me to add the Beaver Breath before take a sip?)

Hope your favs did well at last night's Academy Awards. Me, I've been boycotting the Oscars ever since they snubbed, 'Promises, Promises,' Jayne Mansfield's highly-touted, topless, titalator (so to speak).

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Dani
Posted: Monday, February 25, 2013 12:13:04 PM

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Woo-hoo! Man-boobs Monday! I don't care what you guys say, I'm gonna make this day happen!





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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, February 25, 2013 4:27:47 PM

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Talk about your memorable blow job!. Out here east of Luckenback, winds gusts topped 45 mph today. The wind dknocked out power for 20,000 customers, ripped off the roof of a portable classroom and knocked power poles around.

Man-Boob Monday, huh? Slippery, sometimes I worry about you. Rest of the time, I worry a whole lot. ;)

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sugarbabe
Posted: Monday, February 25, 2013 5:22:08 PM

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MAN BOOBS....I am still shakin in my skirt!


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Posted: Monday, February 25, 2013 8:56:59 PM

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Titty Tuesday tho...



sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, February 26, 2013 5:37:30 AM

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And a good 'Titty Tuesday' morning to all affica..., afisheanaw..., fans of bedazzling boobs. There's plenty Beaver Breath Brandy to help celebrate this great day. Daring folks might want to add to dash of Busty's coffee to to give it that rank, bitter taste that can be so invigorating. (sips, smiles, or maybe grimaces)

Today is the 85th birthday of Fats Domino. For a special treat, look up a vid on u-tube with Fats, Ray Charles and Jerry Lee Lewis playing together. Highly reommended.

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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dani
Posted: Tuesday, February 26, 2013 8:33:09 AM

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Yay for Tuesdays...and titties!!




"Sometimes, unity is more terrifying than rage." - Deray McKesson

DirtyMartini
Posted: Tuesday, February 26, 2013 9:27:49 PM

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Good Evening Lushketeers...Happy Fat's Birthday Tittie Tuesday...whatever...

Here's a Fats vid Reverend...Ain't That A Shame...



Now pass the bottle of Beaver Breath, and let's get this party going...

Cheers,
Alan.
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DirtyMartini
Posted: Tuesday, February 26, 2013 10:34:34 PM

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Btw, Reverend Rump...I think I saw somewhere it was Johnny Cash's birthday as well...if not, we'll drink to him anyway...here's a video of Johnny, Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings and Kris Kristofferson...and I think a few others, doing "Ghost Riders In The Sky"...

Pass another mug of Beaver Breath down when you get a chance...thanks...




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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, February 27, 2013 6:17:58 AM

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Morning, molesters and molestees. This is sort of a good news, bad news type of daybreak. Alan finished off the Beaver Breath so 'Old Overshoe: the despair of Needmore, Ky' will have to help aleviate the more hazardous effects of Busty's coffee until the daily shipment of BBB arrives later today.

The good news is Alan left two first-rate music vids. Both are highly recommended.

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Dani
Posted: Wednesday, February 27, 2013 6:31:48 AM

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By the powers vested in me by...well...me....I hereby declare today Weenie Wednesday! (Someone should really stop me).





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seeker4
Posted: Wednesday, February 27, 2013 7:44:09 AM

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I'm not stopping you. We need something to celebrate on Wednesdays. Why not a ... um ... yummy treat? icon_biggrin

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, February 28, 2013 5:47:50 AM

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Morning, Lushlanders. The much anticipated shipment of Beaver Breath Brandy arrived no later than usual yesterday. While Dirty Martini hasn't checked in, a case is missing from the store room so odds are he did make an unannounced visit. Good thing for the rest of us the missing case was filled with empty bottles (we're a green joint, you know) Bottom line is there's plenty BBB to go around. (sips, retches) Considering the quality of today's Busty brew, that's a very good thing. (shakes head and tries to take a few deep breaths)glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dani
Posted: Thursday, February 28, 2013 8:58:16 AM

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Hey, didn't this dump joint used to serve donuts? Guess I gotta start bringing them myself...




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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, February 28, 2013 9:54:25 AM

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Slippery, I'll have you know we serve only the finest doughnuts left out by the dumpster, and I might add, for a very nominal charge. ;)

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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dani
Posted: Thursday, February 28, 2013 1:22:15 PM

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I remember those all too well. They had some fuzzy stuff on them that Coma & Tose told me was just decoration. I took one bite and went blind in one eye and couldn't see out of the other one.


"Sometimes, unity is more terrifying than rage." - Deray McKesson

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, February 28, 2013 6:46:54 PM

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Fuzzy doughnuts do not, I say again, not, explain bad eyesight...at least not according to certain health and hygiene lectures. ;)

Go ahead and confess, Slip. While it probably won't do your eyesight any good, it should keep the rest of us entertained.

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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dani
Posted: Thursday, February 28, 2013 8:31:01 PM

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That's my story and I'm sticking to it.


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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, March 01, 2013 7:55:55 AM

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It's the first day of March and the last day of the workweek..a coincidence, I think not. Well, okay, it is true that thinking isn't one of my stronger points, but you get the idea, right?

(rinses out mug with Busty coffee, then fills it with BBB, sips and smiles) You know, I may have finally found the perfect ratio of Busty's brew to Beaver Breath Brandy.

Slip, I used to have a small beanbag figure on my desk at work of a guy with thick glasses and wild eyes, wearing a t-shirt that resembled an eye chart. A careful exam of which yielded the message: Too much sex makes your eyes go wierd.

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LadySharon
Posted: Friday, March 01, 2013 9:20:05 AM

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Good morning, Lushites! I'm anxiously awaiting the arrival of spring to get the writing juices flowing again. I took some notes on the kind of story I want to write and hopefully publish. It's 5 pm somewhere. Margarita time!

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seeker4
Posted: Friday, March 01, 2013 12:38:02 PM

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*Looks out window*

If you're waiting for spring to start writing, you may be waiting a while. Oh well, vacation coming up soon (to Vegas) followed by business trip to New Orleans. Of course, as soon as I get someplace warm, we'll pretty get a warm spell here or something.

Sigh. Scotch please. Neat.

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Posted: Friday, March 01, 2013 6:27:14 PM

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Is there any beer left Rump?

Get the bar around, on me. I don't care what it takes.

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